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(BBC)   Having a body with a penis at one end and a vagina at the other makes for some interesting possibilities - even more so if the penis is disposable and you can grow a new one overnight. Welcome to the bizarro world of sea slug sex   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 33
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2013-02-13 02:46:29 AM  
I'm thinking I'll stay in the world of land sluts, thank you very much, submitter.
 
2013-02-13 06:20:56 AM  
Artist: King Missile
Song: Detachable Penis
Lyrics:


I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
 
2013-02-13 07:04:33 AM  
Makes it more reasonable to tell these slugs to GFY.
 
2013-02-13 07:05:34 AM  
So in sea slug world "GFY" is actually a feasible suggestion rather than an insult.

Well, wotta ya know. And people say I aint learning stuff from Fark. Pshaw!
 
2013-02-13 08:20:06 AM  

quatchi: So in sea slug world "GFY" is actually a feasible suggestion rather than an insult.

Well, wotta ya know. And people say I aint learning stuff from Fark. Pshaw!


This may disturb you, but it is feasible in the human world as well.

/what has been seen
 
2013-02-13 08:34:55 AM  
Not to mention all the Adam they contain.
 
2013-02-13 08:37:03 AM  
Not slugs but close enough:

pbfcomics.com
 
2013-02-13 08:51:12 AM  
Shoulda said "Welcome to the Sea Slug Sex Club"
 
2013-02-13 09:20:57 AM  
I'd be balled up like a rolly poly my whole life
 
2013-02-13 09:30:37 AM  
Subby, I would have gone with:
"A sea slug that is able to detach, re-grow and then re-use its penis has surprised scientists, your mom."
 
2013-02-13 09:31:44 AM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.

Which, praise be to all the gods, is weird enough to have broken off and gotten lost.
 
2013-02-13 09:33:42 AM  
My wife says that all penises are disposable.
 
2013-02-13 09:35:57 AM  
The Japanese team observed sea slugs that they had collected from shallow coral reefs around Japan. They saw the animals mate 31 times.

Japanese research team?  So the real questions are.. how much did they fap, or did they join in?
 
2013-02-13 09:45:21 AM  
i3.ytimg.com


the great scallop (holds one up) ... this tatty, scrofulous old rapist, is second in depravity only to the common clam. (holds up a clam) This latter is a right whore, a harlot, a trollop, a cynical bed-hopping firm-breasted Rabelaisian bit of sea food that makes Fanny Hill look like a dead Pope... and finally among the lamellibranch bivalves, that most depraved of the whole sub-species - the whelk. The whelk is nothing but a homosexual of the worst kind. This gay boy of the gastropods, this queer crustacean, this mincing mollusc, this screaming, prancing, limp-wristed queen of the deep makes me sick.
 
2013-02-13 10:14:46 AM  

unamused:
I like having a detachable penis.


Your penis is not as good as Kokopelli's the humped-back flute-plalying fertility deity.,

api.ning.com

He could detach his and send it on a mission to impregnate a woman in a distant village. I guess his always came back to him because there is no mention of him having to regrow it like a sea slug.
 
2013-02-13 10:38:24 AM  
If only John Bobbit had a disposable penis that grew back overnight...
 
2013-02-13 10:40:37 AM  
I am sure I can find a gif of all this happening on 4chan right?
 
2013-02-13 11:40:41 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: Subby, I would have gone with:
"A sea slug that is able to detach, re-grow and then re-use its penis has surprised scientists, your mom."


Oddly, that's almost exactly what I submitted:

"A sea slug that is able to detach, re-grow and then re-use its penis has surprised scientists, female sea slugs, your mom."

Yet this is what got greenlit...
 
2013-02-13 12:58:22 PM  
Sea slugs? I thought this was going to be about Lady Gaga.
 
2013-02-13 01:09:09 PM  
There's a futanari joke here somewhere...

/futa futa time?
 
2013-02-13 01:16:52 PM  
HairBolus:
unamused:
I like having a detachable penis.

Your penis is not as good as Kokopelli's the humped-back flute-plalying fertility deity.,

api.ning.com


And... I never realized how close Kokopelli is to being... acrobatically pornographic.
 
2013-02-13 01:43:08 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Subby, I would have gone with:
"A sea slug that is able to detach, re-grow and then re-use its penis has surprised scientists, your mom."


Was that trying to be funny? I think I prefer the one that I submitted: the one that went green.
 
2013-02-13 01:50:56 PM  

marcpen: Satanic_Hamster: Subby, I would have gone with:
"A sea slug that is able to detach, re-grow and then re-use its penis has surprised scientists, your mom."

Was that trying to be funny? I think I prefer the one that I submitted: the one that went green.


Seriously? I've marked essays that were shorter than that.
 
2013-02-13 02:04:13 PM  
www.yojoe.com
 
2013-02-13 02:26:00 PM  
I may have already had slug sex.

I dunno for sure, I was pretty drunk at the time.
 
2013-02-13 02:54:20 PM  
Note to self, add "Strap-Ons for Sea Slugs" to list of possible band names.
 
2013-02-13 04:17:20 PM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Not slugs but close enough:

[pbfcomics.com image 850x283]


I have a rule. Every time somebody posts PBF, I go back to see if he's done anything new.

/yup, two that I haven't seen
//laughed at both
 
2013-02-13 04:44:18 PM  
I wish that I could change like this.  I hate being male so much...

/depressed
 
2013-02-13 06:30:37 PM  

Myria: I wish that I could change like this.  I hate being male so much...

/depressed


There are things that can be done with hormones and surgery. I guess you need big money for that if you live in the US though.
 
2013-02-13 07:53:24 PM  
-Wait- hold on subby....

*dims lights
*puts on Barry White

OK, continue....
 
2013-02-13 08:14:10 PM  

casual disregard: the_vegetarian_cannibal: Not slugs but close enough:

[pbfcomics.com image 850x283]

I have a rule. Every time somebody posts PBF, I go back to see if he's done anything new.

/yup, two that I haven't seen
//laughed at both


I still go through them randomly at times. Always great.
 
2013-02-14 05:16:48 AM  
*click*

"Japanese researchers...."


Why the fark am i not surprised?
 
2013-02-14 06:08:37 AM  

Myria: I wish that I could change like this.  I hate being male so much...

/depressed


....Mom?
 
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