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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))   Banana Joe the 'Monkey dog' walks away with Best of Show at Westminster   (dailygazette.com) divider line 82
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2013-02-13 12:43:21 AM  
I hope winning helps restore all the self esteem he lost when they named him.
 
2013-02-13 06:34:19 AM  
Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.
 
2013-02-13 06:37:36 AM  

gadian: Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.


Agreed. Had to put safe search on to find him.

l1.yimg.com

He likes like a miniature 4 legged Eddie Munster to me but apparently the breed is called "affenpinscher"
 
2013-02-13 06:37:39 AM  
You shouldn't even submit a "monkey dog" article that doesn't include pics. How cruel.
 
2013-02-13 06:38:33 AM  

quatchi: gadian: Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.

Agreed. Had to put safe search on to find him.

[l1.yimg.com image 630x448]

He likes like a miniature 4 legged Eddie Munster to me but apparently the breed is called "affenpinscher"


Thanks...
 
2013-02-13 06:39:04 AM  

gadian: Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.


Did a quick gis for Banana Joe the 'Monkey dog' ....

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HOLY CRAP!!!  He can turn from white to black in just two hours!!!  Amazing!
 
2013-02-13 06:41:20 AM  
in a Crocodile Dundee voice "That's not a dog..."
 
2013-02-13 06:44:44 AM  
Bananas have a tendency to make both dogs and monkeys incontinent.

/just sayin'
 
2013-02-13 06:47:05 AM  
Whatever. The whole thing is fixed. If it was legit the Greyhound would always win.

/Best dog in the world
//Yeah, I happen to own one so what?
 
2013-02-13 06:52:40 AM  
Meh, the German Shepherd should always win.
/has a herd of three
//accepts donations of food
 
2013-02-13 06:53:53 AM  

illannoyin: Whatever. The whole thing is fixed. If it was legit the Greyhound would always win.

/Best dog in the world
//Yeah, I happen to own one so what?


Always figured the St. Bernards should win - I mean they have those little casks of brandy with which to bribe the judges.
 
2013-02-13 06:55:33 AM  
I'd vote for a good old Australian Cattle Dog.  Sturdy.  Obedient.  Mission focused.  The perfect dog with which to storm Poland.
 
2013-02-13 06:56:44 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: gadian: Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.

Did a quick gis for Banana Joe the 'Monkey dog' ....

[s7.postimage.org image 611x281]

HOLY CRAP!!!  He can turn from white to black in just two hours!!!  Amazing!


That's how he won. His Michael Jackson impression put him over the top.
 
2013-02-13 06:57:24 AM  
Definitely puntable.
 
2013-02-13 07:00:39 AM  
If it was a legit organization, a yellow lab would take best-in-show every goddamn year.
 
2013-02-13 07:02:31 AM  

illannoyin: Whatever. The whole thing is fixed. If it was legit the Greyhound would always win.

/Best dog in the world
//Yeah, I happen to own one so what?



Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?
 
2013-02-13 07:04:14 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: gadian: Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.

Did a quick gis for Banana Joe the 'Monkey dog' ....



HOLY CRAP!!!  He can turn from white to black in just two hours!!!  Amazing!


And he'll never go back.
 
2013-02-13 07:07:16 AM  
i557.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 07:21:46 AM  

illannoyin: Whatever. The whole thing is fixed. If it was legit the Greyhound would always win.

/Best dog in the world
//Yeah, I happen to own one so what?


False. The best dog in the world is the Wire Hair Fox Terrier. And Westminster seems to back me up on this.
 
2013-02-13 07:22:45 AM  

gadian: Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.


Well that's good, thought it was just me but quatchi saves the day, thank you.
 
2013-02-13 07:23:30 AM  

CMYK and PMS: Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?


Golden Retrievers are the dumb blondes of the dog world.
 
2013-02-13 07:38:24 AM  
Boxers are the best dog EVAH, hands down.
 
2013-02-13 07:51:58 AM  

quatchi: gadian: Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.

Agreed. Had to put safe search on to find him.

[l1.yimg.com image 630x448]

He likes like a miniature 4 legged Eddie Munster to me but apparently the breed is called "affenpinscher"


Came to say the article is useless without pics, see that it has been covered. I still prefer basset hounds! Came in #2 in the hound group. I told my Norma and she snuffled, yawned, and went back to farting in her sleep. Goodtimes.

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2013-02-13 07:54:18 AM  

Anastacya: Came to say the article is useless without pics, see that it has been covered. I still prefer basset hounds! Came in #2 in the hound group. I told my Norma and she snuffled, yawned, and went back to farting in her sleep. Goodtimes.


I hope she rolled over and cuddled that kitten in her sleep.  That kitten is trying so hard to get hugs.
 
2013-02-13 08:04:49 AM  
www.greenfieldpuppies.com

Aussie Blue Heelers FTW.

/Seriously smart and personable pooches.
 
2013-02-13 08:05:39 AM  

gadian: I'd vote for a good old Australian Cattle Dog.  Sturdy.  Obedient.  Mission focused.  The perfect dog with which to storm Poland.


You. I like you.
 
2013-02-13 08:10:54 AM  
Related?
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www.cbc.ca
 
2013-02-13 08:21:23 AM  
The Tibetan Mastiff was snubbed. :-(

Actually all mastiffs were snubbed. D'oh.

What a Tibetan Mastiff might look like:

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pic is borrowed
 
2013-02-13 08:32:37 AM  
GIS. looks more like an Ewok than a monkey.
 
2013-02-13 08:45:16 AM  

CMYK and PMS: illannoyin: Whatever. The whole thing is fixed. If it was legit the Greyhound would always win.

/Best dog in the world
//Yeah, I happen to own one so what?


Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?


You both spelled "miniature schnauzer" wrong.

/it's the little yapper-type dog for people that don't like little yapper-type dogs.
 
2013-02-13 08:51:01 AM  
Subtitle was better. Bet it was shaved.


Local giant schnauzer to come home with Best in Class title
 
2013-02-13 08:56:51 AM  

FeFiFoFark: GIS. looks more like an Ewok than a monkey.


i76.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 09:10:43 AM  
Give me a goose-stepping Min Pin anyday.

/Haben Sie gehort ein deustches Band?
 
2013-02-13 09:16:15 AM  
personally this is what I see when I look at that affenpinscher...

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keep to the road... stay clear o the moors...
 
2013-02-13 09:19:17 AM  

Anastacya: quatchi: gadian: Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.

Agreed. Had to put safe search on to find him.

[l1.yimg.com image 630x448]

He likes like a miniature 4 legged Eddie Munster to me but apparently the breed is called "affenpinscher"

Came to say the article is useless without pics, see that it has been covered. I still prefer basset hounds! Came in #2 in the hound group. I told my Norma and she snuffled, yawned, and went back to farting in her sleep. Goodtimes.


I had a basset hound growing up - her name was Clementine. Best, dumbest dog I ever had. She had a habit of walking off the side of our deck while on her lead.

The deck was on the second floor.

The lead wasn't long enough to let her hit the ground.

And she did this multiple times.

Best... dumbest dog.

/She could also sign her name.
//Well, technically, she walked around in a circle while pooping, but she never completed the full circle, so it was a "C".
///You're welcome.
 
2013-02-13 09:29:39 AM  
STAFFIES BESTEST DOGS EVAR!!!

i758.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 09:30:44 AM  

cannibalparrot: CMYK and PMS: illannoyin: Whatever. The whole thing is fixed. If it was legit the Greyhound would always win.

/Best dog in the world
//Yeah, I happen to own one so what?


Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?

You both spelled "miniature schnauzer" wrong.

/it's the little yapper-type dog for people that don't like little yapper-type dogs.


Well, since mutts are the best dogs, you could probably compromise on all this. Wonder what a golden/greyhound/schnauzer cross would be like...
 
2013-02-13 09:51:14 AM  

JeffKochosky: Anastacya: quatchi: gadian: Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.

Agreed. Had to put safe search on to find him.

[l1.yimg.com image 630x448]

He likes like a miniature 4 legged Eddie Munster to me but apparently the breed is called "affenpinscher"

Came to say the article is useless without pics, see that it has been covered. I still prefer basset hounds! Came in #2 in the hound group. I told my Norma and she snuffled, yawned, and went back to farting in her sleep. Goodtimes.

I had a basset hound growing up - her name was Clementine. Best, dumbest dog I ever had. She had a habit of walking off the side of our deck while on her lead.

The deck was on the second floor.

The lead wasn't long enough to let her hit the ground.

And she did this multiple times.

Best... dumbest dog.

/She could also sign her name.
//Well, technically, she walked around in a circle while pooping, but she never completed the full circle, so it was a "C".
///You're welcome.


Norma is blind (had to remove both eyes due to acute glaucoma). A little over a year and a half ago she nearly died due to some horrible rupturing on her chest. It is a long story, but I remember driving her to the vet after the stitches burst again, crying my eyes out, and of course getting a speeding ticket. She was bleeding all over my car and this cop called for backup because I was crying so hard and I pulled my car forward to move it out of traffic. The vet was only one block away. I remember begging him, please, follow me to the vet, arrest me if you want, but my dog is dying, and instead I had six cops surround my car with their hands on their guns and questioning why I was in that part of town and do I know how fast I was going (they installed a speed change midway down a steep hill on a road that goes from 55 MPH (used to be no-man's land). After businesses went up they incorporated the village and the revenue stream is tickets... but I digress.

So after ten minutes of my dog bleeding all over my car and me, I get my speeding ticket and then go the entire block to the vet's and carrying her in, begging them to save my dog. That month had been hell... that was the third vet visit and it just kept getting worse... the antibiotics, the sutures and the cauterizing... nothing worked. Finally they took her in for an emergency spaying, telling me that it could be cancer. I had to drop her off and drive home, terrified that I would get a phone call telling me the worst...

Instead, I got one that told me she would be okay, that it wasn't cancer, and to come back and pick her up. I will never forget that moment, when my blind basset hound stumbled out of the vet's office, her blind eyes staring ahead, panting and drooling as only basset hounds do, and gleefully wagging her tail.

She was going home.

/still tear up thinking about that
//she is my hero... never complained about pain, not once.
 
2013-02-13 10:04:44 AM  

wildlifer: Meh, the German Shepherd should always win.
/has a herd of three
//accepts donations of food


                         i10.photobucket.com

concurs.  don't see monkey dogs scaring criminals.
 
2013-02-13 10:23:52 AM  
In the mid '80s, I had 2 Siberian Huskies. The male's sire won Best of Show at Westminster.

This thread is mine. I win. Your dogs suck.
 
2013-02-13 10:30:12 AM  
"Joe Bananas" used to be the nickname of Joe Bonanno, the leader of the Bonanno crime family.
 
2013-02-13 10:31:10 AM  

Maestro1701


In the mid '80s, I had 2 Siberian Huskies. The male's sire won Best of Show at Westminster.

This thread is mine. I win. Your dogs suck.


Where is your god dog now?

"Where are your dogs now?" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
 
2013-02-13 10:48:57 AM  

KatjaMouse: CMYK and PMS: Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?

Golden Retrievers are the dumb blondes of the dog world.



No that would be the Afghan. Goldens are among the smartest but thanks for your stupid opinion.
 
2013-02-13 10:58:37 AM  
An affenpinscher?  Sounds like German for an HR violation.
 
2013-02-13 10:59:56 AM  

Anastacya: quatchi: gadian: Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.

Agreed. Had to put safe search on to find him.

[l1.yimg.com image 630x448]

He likes like a miniature 4 legged Eddie Munster to me but apparently the breed is called "affenpinscher"

Came to say the article is useless without pics, see that it has been covered. I still prefer basset hounds! Came in #2 in the hound group. I told my Norma and she snuffled, yawned, and went back to farting in her sleep. Goodtimes.

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Sir Hammish Pennybottom McDougal agrees with your statement
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2013-02-13 11:01:41 AM  

CMYK and PMS: KatjaMouse: CMYK and PMS: Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?

Golden Retrievers are the dumb blondes of the dog world.

No that would be the Afghan. Goldens are among the smartest but thanks for your stupid opinion.


I only meant personality wise.
 
2013-02-13 11:02:22 AM  
Fang Q quatchi for Winner foto. I need to say, since I didn't watch last eve but couldna resist this today, spread the championships around, which they appear to be doing. Was something writ yesterday about the major dog show organisations wrecking everything. Being gullible, I believed that so didna watch.
HS classmate from when dinosaurs ruled the earth is active in a Schnauzer organisation & rescue group. She may be pleased at Dora's accomplishment(s).
10 felines rule our lives; 2 of them came here seeking Safe Place (one of those bore 2 who're still here), 5 were brought as very young litter (never ever saw their mom, they all still here), we adopted eldest at 8 or 10 wks.
 
2013-02-13 11:04:48 AM  

cannibalparrot: You both spelled "miniature schnauzer" wrong.

/it's the little yapper-type dog for people that don't like little yapper-type dogs.


The first dog Future Mr Mouse ever had gotten was a mini schnauzer mix. When we were looking into dogs I wanted to get a terrier and he wanted something bad ass like a Husky or Malamute. Since he was a novice I swayed him a little and after some research he decided we should look into mini schnauzers because "If they were good enough for Bruce Lee then there's good enough for me."
 
2013-02-13 11:08:56 AM  

cannibalparrot: CMYK and PMS: illannoyin: Whatever. The whole thing is fixed. If it was legit the Greyhound would always win.

/Best dog in the world
//Yeah, I happen to own one so what?


Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?

You both spelled "miniature schnauzer" wrong.

/it's the little yapper-type dog for people that don't like little yapper-type dogs.



agrees with you.
 
2013-02-13 11:09:56 AM  
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2013-02-13 11:13:36 AM  

CMYK and PMS: KatjaMouse: CMYK and PMS: Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?

Golden Retrievers are the dumb blondes of the dog world.


No that would be the Afghan. Goldens are among the smartest but thanks for your stupid opinion.


For one, Don't you talk to Katja that way.
For two, How can you measure "smart" in a dog? I mean, easy to train to do a task and willing to learn/eager to please are not the same as smart are they? It could be that a dog has no need for your affection or approval and they are smart enough to know that their meal ticket doesn't depend on performing for you so if you tried to train them to do a task they would have no motivation do to so. Would you call that dog dumb? How could you tell?

CSB time...
We had a dog that was in essence wild until she came to live with us. She was very hard to train to do anything. But if she wanted to be with you she would find a way. Through drywall, doors, over fences, under fences, through windows... her motivation was that she wanted to be with you. She did not want to roll over. Was she dumb??? I don't know. I know I never got her to roll over but she figured out three different gate latches and would come around to the front of the house and smile at us if we were out in the yard.
We were in college about 5 blocks from our place at the time we got her. She hyper bonded to my wife. She would escape the back yard and find her way to school, find the wifes car and sleep there until my wife got out of class.

So, was she dumb, smart, or just insanely motivated to be with us at all times and how do you know? How do you measure that?
I loved that dog. She was the most alpha biatch I have ever seen. Most dogs knew when she got on scene, they were her inferior. They didn't even try to start shiat with her. All she had to do was grumble and dog fights would stop, the combatants slinking away form her in opposite directions.

Miss you Osi.

END CSB
 
2013-02-13 11:13:49 AM  
Mini Schnauzer mix: Goat Puppy

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2013-02-13 11:16:03 AM  

quatchi: [www.greenfieldpuppies.com image 800x600]

Aussie Blue Heelers FTW.

/Seriously smart and personable pooches.


I've got one with a spotted coat. Definitely the smartest, most athletic, and most loyal dog I've owned!
 
2013-02-13 11:18:01 AM  

JeffKochosky: Anastacya: quatchi: gadian: Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.

Agreed. Had to put safe search on to find him.

[l1.yimg.com image 630x448]

He likes like a miniature 4 legged Eddie Munster to me but apparently the breed is called "affenpinscher"

Came to say the article is useless without pics, see that it has been covered. I still prefer basset hounds! Came in #2 in the hound group. I told my Norma and she snuffled, yawned, and went back to farting in her sleep. Goodtimes.

I had a basset hound growing up - her name was Clementine. Best, dumbest dog I ever had. She had a habit of walking off the side of our deck while on her lead.

The deck was on the second floor.

The lead wasn't long enough to let her hit the ground.

And she did this multiple times.

Best... dumbest dog.

/She could also sign her name.
//Well, technically, she walked around in a circle while pooping, but she never completed the full circle, so it was a "C".
///You're welcome.


Reminds me of my Boston Terrier Deeogee. She got hit in the head by a truck as a puppy, but lived although it did some brain damage. She was special and full of love, even if she ate two complete living room suites.

/Nothing like seeing a dog poop out upholstery foam.
 
2013-02-13 11:20:18 AM  
So... it's a Special Dog thread now?

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2013-02-13 11:23:53 AM  
so if I posted a picture of the wife holding our dog, could someone do the weird face combining effect and make them look all creepy? You know what, nevermind since I doubt her getting made fun of on Fark for the next 3 years would be a very good Valentine Gift
 
2013-02-13 11:26:42 AM  
Haters gonna hate
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2013-02-13 11:35:13 AM  
Banana Joe is an imposture. He's not a dog, he's a teenage Ewok.

I did a search for the breed and I suspect that some of these little dogs are working undercover to infiltrate the Great Cat Conspiracy like in the Cats and Dogs movies. They don't have quite the right nose, but otherwise don't need a lot of prosthetics to "pass" as a cat.

By the way, if you haven't seen the second C&D movie, Bette Midler is completely over the top as the villainous cat. That was some great casting. She basically plays the same manic character she usually plays, but as a gleefully insane cat with an even more demented owner and a very nervous pet mouse.
 
2013-02-13 11:46:08 AM  

KatjaMouse: illannoyin: Whatever. The whole thing is fixed. If it was legit the Greyhound would always win.

/Best dog in the world
//Yeah, I happen to own one so what?

False. The best dog in the world is the Wire Hair Fox Terrier. And Westminster seems to back me up on this.


I guess you guys can't spell Standard Poodle. But that's OK. They can spell it for you.
 
2013-02-13 11:47:34 AM  
i3.photobucket.com

My three legged greyhound can outrun your four legged dog any day (except maybe another greyhound).
 
2013-02-13 11:52:01 AM  
i3.photobucket.com

Resting after a hard day of herding cats, sleeping and rewiring the garage.
 
2013-02-13 12:00:14 PM  

wildlifer: Meh, the German Shepherd should always win.
/has a herd of three
//accepts donations of food


If you have a "herd" instead of a "pack" of dogs, I think it's safe to assume you're feeding them too much.
 
2013-02-13 12:11:42 PM  

eas81: STAFFIES BESTEST DOGS EVAR!!!

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I hope that is shortly after you rescued/adopted because that dog needs to be fed more.  Now.
 
2013-02-13 12:20:14 PM  
My son and I saw this on the news last night.   I didn't know his name, or what they called him until after I had alread said, "He looks like a really tiny gorilla."  My son was already laughing when they said his name.  Then he fell off the couch.
 
2013-02-13 12:25:00 PM  

KatjaMouse: CMYK and PMS: Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?

Golden Retrievers are the dumb blondes of the dog world.


Can't tell if you're retarded or trolling.
 
2013-02-13 12:31:29 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: KatjaMouse: CMYK and PMS: Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?

Golden Retrievers are the dumb blondes of the dog world.

Can't tell if you're retarded or trolling.


Every Golden I've ever met reeked of desperation. The "oh likemelikemelikemelikeme..." attitude and desperate to do whatever it took to get their approval. Sure they can sit and stay but not because they're clever.

80% of Terrier breeds, though, they might not be among the smartest but they are the most clever. If they talked they'd probably give me a few snappy headline ideas. Terriers, sled dogs and standard poodles are the kinds of that you look at and you can tell the wheels are cranking. Goldens have the "likemelikemelikemelikeme OMG TENNIS BALL!" expression on all the time. All the time.
 
2013-02-13 12:32:23 PM  
Oh, and Shepherding breeds. They're like Einstiens with fur but with hobbies.
 
2013-02-13 12:43:51 PM  

KatjaMouse: 89 Stick-Up Kid: KatjaMouse: CMYK and PMS: Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?

Golden Retrievers are the dumb blondes of the dog world.

Can't tell if you're retarded or trolling.

Every Golden I've ever met reeked of desperation. The "oh likemelikemelikemelikeme..." attitude and desperate to do whatever it took to get their approval. Sure they can sit and stay but not because they're clever.

80% of Terrier breeds, though, they might not be among the smartest but they are the most clever. If they talked they'd probably give me a few snappy headline ideas. Terriers, sled dogs and standard poodles are the kinds of that you look at and you can tell the wheels are cranking. Goldens have the "likemelikemelikemelikeme OMG TENNIS BALL!" expression on all the time. All the time.


Maybe they're thinking of Yellow Labrador Retrievers.  Not the same dog, and Labs are kinda goofy as well.  Could be confusing to some.
 
2013-02-13 01:52:55 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: Anastacya: quatchi: gadian: Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.

Agreed. Had to put safe search on to find him.

[l1.yimg.com image 630x448]

He likes like a miniature 4 legged Eddie Munster to me but apparently the breed is called "affenpinscher"

Came to say the article is useless without pics, see that it has been covered. I still prefer basset hounds! Came in #2 in the hound group. I told my Norma and she snuffled, yawned, and went back to farting in her sleep. Goodtimes.

[i1325.photobucket.com image 850x637]

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Sir Hammish Pennybottom McDougal agrees with your statement
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SO ADORABLE! Stormin' Norma Jean still only snuffled, as her blind eyes cannot see your gorgeous dog!

i1325.photobucket.com

PS - gotta love basset names! There is an unwritten rule, methinks, that says bassets must have a goofy name!
 
2013-02-13 01:57:29 PM  

KatjaMouse: 89 Stick-Up Kid: KatjaMouse: CMYK and PMS: Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?

Golden Retrievers are the dumb blondes of the dog world.

Can't tell if you're retarded or trolling.

Every Golden I've ever met reeked of desperation. The "oh likemelikemelikemelikeme..." attitude and desperate to do whatever it took to get their approval. Sure they can sit and stay but not because they're clever.

80% of Terrier breeds, though, they might not be among the smartest but they are the most clever. If they talked they'd probably give me a few snappy headline ideas. Terriers, sled dogs and standard poodles are the kinds of that you look at and you can tell the wheels are cranking. Goldens have the "likemelikemelikemelikeme OMG TENNIS BALL!" expression on all the time. All the time.


So you're saying the terrier is smarter than a golden?  Now I know yous trolling!

And please, 80% of the golden's you have seen may have been dumb but that's hardly a number to stand by and spew "facts" about.
 
2013-02-13 02:21:45 PM  

Cold_Sassy: eas81: STAFFIES BESTEST DOGS EVAR!!!

[i758.photobucket.com image 850x637]

I hope that is shortly after you rescued/adopted because that dog needs to be fed more.  Now.


Sadly, that was one of the last pictures taken she was about 15 years old there.  She has since passed to the playground in the sky.

/Have her ashes.....:_(
 
2013-02-13 02:23:19 PM  
Hooray for 3 leggers, rescues and being a basset slave!!!
 
2013-02-13 02:43:08 PM  

eas81: Cold_Sassy: eas81: STAFFIES BESTEST DOGS EVAR!!!

[i758.photobucket.com image 850x637]

I hope that is shortly after you rescued/adopted because that dog needs to be fed more.  Now.

Sadly, that was one of the last pictures taken she was about 15 years old there.  She has since passed to the playground in the sky.

/Have her ashes.....:_(


Thanks for checking in. I'm sorry she's gone, I still have my first dog. She's 8 but every time I think about her passing it makes me cry, and it hasn't even been a serious possibility yet.

I try to think that when she goes it will save another [new] dog's life.
 
2013-02-13 03:32:41 PM  
The best dogs I've ever known have always been mutts.
 
2013-02-13 05:34:42 PM  
The Golden Retriever isn't necessarily the "dumb blonde" of the dog world, BUT their registered names tend to be the Tammi (with an i) and the Tiffani (with an i) of the show dog world. Stereotypical white trash-esq names, if dogs had a concept of white trash. Don't believe me? Look up a catalog from a dog show. Their names are pretty awful.

I, on the other paw, do not have that problem:
www.infodog.com
That is J.L. Legacy's Gift of the Magi Gaspar. He was born on Christmas Eve in a litter of 3 boys. We called them after the 3 Wise Men. Who knew they had names?

Yes, I'm the sorry example of the breed human he's dragging around. He's a nicer dog than I am a handler. He has 4 points, whilst I have none.
 
2013-02-13 05:56:04 PM  

delciotto: cannibalparrot: CMYK and PMS: illannoyin: Whatever. The whole thing is fixed. If it was legit the Greyhound would always win.

/Best dog in the world
//Yeah, I happen to own one so what?


Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?

You both spelled "miniature schnauzer" wrong.

/it's the little yapper-type dog for people that don't like little yapper-type dogs.


agrees with you.


Mini schnauzers...you mean those ferocious psychos that bark like they want to eat your liver at the slightest movement and bite you the minute you go to walk away?
 
2013-02-13 06:18:26 PM  

FunkOut: delciotto: cannibalparrot: CMYK and PMS: illannoyin: Whatever. The whole thing is fixed. If it was legit the Greyhound would always win.

/Best dog in the world
//Yeah, I happen to own one so what?


Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?

You both spelled "miniature schnauzer" wrong.

/it's the little yapper-type dog for people that don't like little yapper-type dogs.


agrees with you.

Mini schnauzers...you mean those ferocious psychos that bark like they want to eat your liver at the slightest movement and bite you the minute you go to walk away?


Sounds like any untrained dog I've ever met. Yeh mine will bark at you until I tell him to stop, but the breed was made to be a ratter and watch dog.
 
2013-02-13 10:01:20 PM  
The winner, the Reserve Champ (Old English Sheepdog) and the Bichon Frise were the favorites here. We'd've been happy with any of those 3 winning BIS.
 
2013-02-13 10:16:52 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: KatjaMouse: CMYK and PMS: Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?

Golden Retrievers are the dumb blondes of the dog world.

Can't tell if you're retarded or trolling.


I'd go with Irish Setters. Beautiful dogs, but military-strength spazz.
 
2013-02-13 11:59:49 PM  
www.kazak.com
How monkey dogs are made.
 
2013-02-14 12:18:13 AM  

Candygram for Mongo: Day_Old_Dutchie: gadian: Useless without pics.  You'd be surprised the things Banana Joe Monkey can bring up in a google image search.  Or maybe you wouldn't.

Did a quick gis for Banana Joe the 'Monkey dog' ....

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HOLY CRAP!!!  He can turn from white to black in just two hours!!!  Amazing!

That's how he won. His Michael Jackson impression put him over the top.


And let's hope he stops with that. Or else next week he'll be caught in bed with a litter of puppies and in a couple months his veterinarian will accidentally kill him with an overdose of tranquilizers.

/shoulda thought of those jokes the first time
 
2013-02-14 09:09:35 AM  

KatjaMouse: 89 Stick-Up Kid: KatjaMouse: CMYK and PMS: Once the first Golden Retriever was bred they should have stop breeding any other dogs. What was the point?

Golden Retrievers are the dumb blondes of the dog world.

Can't tell if you're retarded or trolling.

Every Golden I've ever met reeked of desperation. The "oh likemelikemelikemelikeme..." attitude and desperate to do whatever it took to get their approval. Sure they can sit and stay but not because they're clever.

80% of Terrier breeds, though, they might not be among the smartest but they are the most clever. If they talked they'd probably give me a few snappy headline ideas. Terriers, sled dogs and standard poodles are the kinds of that you look at and you can tell the wheels are cranking. Goldens have the "likemelikemelikemelikeme OMG TENNIS BALL!" expression on all the time. All the time.



You have serious mental problems. Please seek help. Try to find a doctor who knows the difference between people and dogs.
 
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