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(Daily Mail)   'Ugliest Woman in the World' returns to her birthplace in Mexico for burial more than 150 years after her death. Insert 'Your Mom' joke here   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
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2013-02-13 12:14:46 AM  
FTFA: But the death did not stop Lent, and he began exhibiting his wife and son's embalmed bodies propped up a in glass cabinet.

I'm not going to worry about reality TV being the end of civilization any more.
 
2013-02-13 12:26:54 AM  
Historians believe that while she was in love with Lent, he only married her to control her earnings

What a dick.

He later married a bearded woman in Mexico and billed her as Pastrana's sister 'Zenora Pastrana'

Yup, total dick.

After his death in a Russian mental institution in 1884

It sure took a long time for karma to kick in.
 
2013-02-13 12:36:20 AM  
I was thinking Helen Thomas.
 
2013-02-13 12:38:03 AM  
A woman branded the 'ugliest woman in the world' after a rare disease left her body covered in hair

Body hair is only one of several very very wrong things going on there.

/poor woman
 
2013-02-13 02:51:50 AM  
I've seen worse.
 
2013-02-13 03:16:45 AM  
Your Mom's so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

Did I do this right?
 
2013-02-13 03:23:09 AM  

vossiewulf: A woman branded the 'ugliest woman in the world' after a rare disease left her body covered in hair

Body hair is only one of several very very wrong things going on there.

/poor woman


Yo Momma's so hairy, the Hendersons gave her the guest room.

/
 
2013-02-13 03:25:08 AM  
Is she doing duckface?
 
2013-02-13 03:49:48 AM  
Yo mama's so fat she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.

Yo mama's so fat she gets runs in her jeans.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, that sh*t HAS to go down.
 
2013-02-13 04:25:13 AM  
Yo momma's so fat, she has to shop at 4-Lane Bryant.
 
2013-02-13 04:28:57 AM  
She's not dead i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 04:29:34 AM  
"Her body has now returned to Mexico after a decade-long campaign by New York-based artist Laura Anderson Barbata"

Someone has way to much time on her hands.
 
2013-02-13 04:33:38 AM  
img341.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-13 04:35:38 AM  
Yo Mama's so fat if she managed to jump into the air she would get stuck
 
2013-02-13 04:43:48 AM  

DreamWalker: [img341.imageshack.us image 307x438]


That made me laff, cheers!

i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-13 04:47:43 AM  
I absolutely love that I have two chihuahuas who will be laughing their tits off at this, and they're the two weirdest animals you've ever met. The short one can't jump in the bathtub. The tall one, when she's desperate, will climb in the bathtub to take a shait. We don't punish her or even tell her "bad girl," because we now know that her intentions were good. We have an industrial-sized Clorox clean-up bottle just because of her, and even she would be laughing her ass off at this article.
 
2013-02-13 04:48:10 AM  
You've got to be kidding me. I've seen much worse at Walmart.

And of course there's
localtvktvi.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-13 05:33:37 AM  
Well, now we all feel better about ourselves.
 
2013-02-13 05:34:12 AM  
 
2013-02-13 05:41:57 AM  
Based on the picture in the article, it would appear that we now know exactly who invented "The Robot".
 
2013-02-13 05:42:25 AM  
Well, *that* was a sad story.

Here's another one. Little girl in China abandoned by her parents for having the same "werewolf syndrome".

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/little-monkey-schoolgirl-who -s uffers-868022

There but for the grace of the FSM and all that.
 
2013-02-13 05:43:49 AM  
Displayed his dead wife next to their dead son to get money from how diseased they are? Husband of the year material right there. This article made me incredibly sad for that woman. I think not leaving her remains discarded in a basement like toys you've outgrown is the right thing to do.
 
2013-02-13 06:05:51 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: She's not dead [i.imgur.com image 576x491]


That made me laugh and vomit simultaneously.
 
2013-02-13 06:06:18 AM  
"I'm sure it's a title that won't stick."
150+ years later... yeesh.
 
2013-02-13 06:20:08 AM  
Ive seen Mexican women in Texas that are clearly descendants of this woman, but werent nearly as lucky in the genetics department. At least Julia had a decent figure. Add 300 lbs to that and thenyouve got an ugly woman.  Just go to any Wal Mart in South Texas and you'll see proof she wouldnt be nearly as lonely today as she was back then.
 
2013-02-13 06:22:27 AM  
Your mom's already had several things inserted in her, subby.
 
2013-02-13 06:26:39 AM  
Yo momma's so fat, after sex, she smokes a ham.
 
2013-02-13 06:45:54 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: yo momma is so old the dust covering her is young


Stick to scaring people while dancing to Bee Gees tune...
 
2013-02-13 06:46:51 AM  
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2013-02-13 06:59:00 AM  

Feral_and_Preposterous: HindiDiscoMonster: yo momma is so old the dust covering her is young

Stick to scaring people while dancing to Bee Gees tune...


You're the ugliest woman in the world.. to meeee
You're my fantasy
My reality

Or is that Air Supply?

Yo momma's so fat yo daddy wears scuba gear so he doesn't suffocate when she rides him.
 
2013-02-13 07:19:20 AM  

quatchi: Here's another one. Little girl in China abandoned by her parents for having the same "werewolf syndrome".


Wow, you just brought back a memory for me.  There was a little (adopted) Asian girl who lived in the other side of our duplex.  She had a huge splotch of black hair on her left cheek that looked exactly like the hair on the little girl in your article.  Her parents always insisted it was a birthmark.
 
2013-02-13 07:23:37 AM  

oldtaku: You've got to be kidding me. I've seen much worse at Walmart.

And of course there's
[localtvktvi.files.wordpress.com image 535x302]


What the f*ck??? Is that Faces of Meth or did she just get set on fire and arrested repeatedly?
 
2013-02-13 07:34:56 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: oldtaku: You've got to be kidding me. I've seen much worse at Walmart.

And of course there's
[localtvktvi.files.wordpress.com image 535x302]

What the f*ck??? Is that Faces of Meth or did she just get set on fire and arrested repeatedly?


She was injured when a meth lab exploded.
 
2013-02-13 07:42:46 AM  
Your mama is so ugly I''d rather take her with me than kiss her goodbye.
 
2013-02-13 07:53:37 AM  
Yourmomma so fat in order to havesex with her you gotta slap her thigh and ride thewave in.
 
2013-02-13 08:07:16 AM  
In 1859, she fell pregnant

www.city-data.com
 
2013-02-13 08:07:24 AM  
Julia Pastrana is featured in Proof. It was a particularly good issue of that comic. Sad but lovely.

/I miss Proof.
 
2013-02-13 08:49:17 AM  

quatchi: Well, *that* was a sad story.

Here's another one. Little girl in China abandoned by her parents for having the same "werewolf syndrome".

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/little-monkey-schoolgirl-who -s uffers-868022

There but for the grace of the FSM and all that.


What's with the second and third pics?  I feel like I should take a seat over there after seeing them....
 
2013-02-13 08:53:56 AM  
Yet this woman could get knocked up and I can't even get a phone number.
 
2013-02-13 08:55:44 AM  
Ugliest woman in the world? Has to be that Versaci sister. Donatella
 
2013-02-13 09:09:01 AM  
Just as a counterpoint to the "Ugliest Woman in the World," here is Lillian Russell - she was considered to be one of the most beautiful women in the world during the late 1800s and early 1900s.

www.biography.com

/Yes, in case you were wondering, yes, she also weighed around 200 pounds - that was considered very healthy back then.
 
2013-02-13 09:16:52 AM  
Yo momma's so fat, her butt cheeks look like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud.
 
2013-02-13 09:19:49 AM  
Your mom's so fat AND so old that when she went swimming in the ocean, Columbus tried to claim her for Spain!

/historical yo mama!
 
2013-02-13 09:39:03 AM  
Elmer McCurdy approves.
 
2013-02-13 09:39:05 AM  
The reigning champ.  Seriously...


cdn-ugc.mamaslatinas.com
 
2013-02-13 09:45:17 AM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 09:58:31 AM  
I met her through one of those internet dating sites, her picture said Angeline Jolie, in actuallity she could drive a hungry dog away from a steak.
 
2013-02-13 10:37:33 AM  

RexTalionis: Just as a counterpoint to the "Ugliest Woman in the World," here is Lillian Russell - she was considered to be one of the most beautiful women in the world during the late 1800s and early 1900s.

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

/Yes, in case you were wondering, yes, she also weighed around 200 pounds - that was considered very healthy back then.


I'll have some medium rare.
 
2013-02-13 10:46:09 AM  
Your mamma's so fat she can jump a foot in the air without her feet leaving the ground.
 
2013-02-13 11:25:09 AM  
Married to her grand daughter Vera.
www.jenniferheller.com
 
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