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2013-02-12 11:06:53 PM
18 votes:

basemetal: Could have given him s'mores time.


Time to notify the next of kindling.
2013-02-12 10:41:17 PM
9 votes:
He isn't dead.

i49.tinypic.com
2013-02-13 02:18:59 AM
8 votes:
So, Burning Man is at Big Bear this year?
2013-02-13 08:17:48 AM
7 votes:
Thankfully now that the manhunt is over the people of LA can get on with their lives without fear of harassment or violence from the LAPD.
2013-02-12 11:13:44 PM
7 votes:

One Bad Apple: basemetal: Could have given him s'mores time.

That is a 3rd degree pun at best


After 6 days on the run he's probably pretty ashy by now.
2013-02-13 11:42:11 AM
6 votes:
i1066.photobucket.com
2013-02-13 03:06:02 AM
6 votes:
If that wasn't a black dude cornered in the cabin, well, he is now.
2013-02-12 11:26:18 PM
6 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2013-02-12 11:03:23 PM
6 votes:
Could have given him s'mores time.
2013-02-12 10:30:29 PM
6 votes:
goodbye chocolate rambo man.
2013-02-13 07:58:23 AM
5 votes:
Damn, they fired him twice.
2013-02-13 04:43:05 AM
5 votes:
if those remains aren't Dorner the LAPD just got one more black eye instead of one more black guy
2013-02-12 11:54:30 PM
5 votes:
images.wolfgangsvault.com

He's still alive.

OOOoooooh he's still alive...
2013-02-13 04:15:56 PM
4 votes:

ShawnDoc: fredklein: I fixed that for you

Well, his manifesto, which he posted to his facebook after the shooting, pretty much confirms his involvement in the killing of the woman and her finance in Irvine.


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-13 01:19:25 PM
4 votes:

Dr. Goldshnoz: tolallorti: http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-dorner-charges-20130212,0,596 9 685,full.story

After authorities interviewed the boat captain early Thursday, they found Dorner's wallet and identification cards "at the San Ysidro Point of Entry"

http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_22580199/christopher-dorn er -manhunt-body-found-inside-burned-out

He never emerged from the ruins and hours later a charred body was found in the basement of the burned cabin along with a wallet and personal items, including a California driver's license with the name Christopher Dorner

So if his wallet and identification cards were found tossed earlier in the week, how did cops find his wallet and driver's license in the burned out house?

this is also bugging the shiat out of me.


Because in the midst of running all over SoCal while getting into two shootouts, setting fire to his truck, trying to steal a boat, getting scuba tanks, losing his wallet, and kidnapping a couple of people and stealing their truck, he had time to stand in line at the DMV for several hours.
2013-02-13 10:57:16 AM
4 votes:
libranoelrose: "And did you know that a burner is just cop slang for tear gas? "

And "burn that farking house down" is slang for... call the negotiator?
2013-02-13 04:59:12 AM
4 votes:

Big Ramifications: libranoelrose: Big Ramifications: being covered up?

Criminal behavior being SOP in the LAPD?

Thanks. 'Cept now I have to hit Urban dictionary to figure out what SOP means....


To soak up gravy or sauce with a biscuit.
2013-02-13 04:20:31 AM
4 votes:

reggaejunkiejew: the cabin caught fire "accidentally from a flash grenade". What a bunch of Baloney.


Alternate theory...

i293.photobucket.com
2013-02-13 12:19:09 AM
4 votes:

make me some tea: doyner: daRog: cretinbob: It's kebab

cretinbob, meet doyner.

doyner; cretinbob

Everybody's a critic...

Pleased to meet you.

It can be spelled multiple ways, depending on which country.

I've seen it spelled

kebab
kebob
kabab
kabob


Or cretinbab
2013-02-12 11:19:20 PM
4 votes:

One Bad Apple: doyner: One Bad Apple: basemetal: Could have given him s'mores time.

That is a 3rd degree pun at best

After 6 days on the run he's probably pretty ashy by now.

He did urn that death sentence


Well, it IS ash Wednesday tomorrow.
2013-02-13 12:49:25 PM
3 votes:

raatz01: Is there confirmation it's him? I still got 70/30 odds they murdered some homeless man "accidentally."


LAPD still will not speculate as to whether Dorner kebab's condition should be upgraded to "still on the lamb"
2013-02-13 09:34:32 AM
3 votes:
*Tis hot

img72.imageshack.us
2013-02-13 07:27:33 AM
3 votes:

BostonEMT: Bontesla: Also - was there official confirmation that Dorner was in that cabin before they set it on fire? As of last night - they believe there was a guy inside who looked like Dorner.

In unrelated news, family members state that LL Cool J has gone missing.


I heard he was going back to Cali.
2013-02-13 06:24:53 AM
3 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: I get that the guy's name is Forner and he's burnt like a kebab, but I don't see how this is a pun. Care to enlighten me?


media-cdn.tripadvisor.com
2013-02-13 04:58:35 AM
3 votes:

Big Ramifications: GAT_00: sithon: geeze ,the cops sure go nuts when they're the victims. I wish they were that energetic when an average citizen was murdered .

This whole thing has been off.  There's no reason to believe they're telling the truth about any of this, the response doesn't come close to matching it.
~
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Can anyone tell me WHAT is possibly being covered up?

Or point me to a tin foil hat link?

It's been doing my head in. Cover up  cover up cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up cover up  cover up  cover up  cover up!!!

Understood already. What are they covering up? And who are "they" for that matter?


In 2008, a police officer was terminated for reporting a crime the police say they didn't commit. This man cited his termination in his manifesto he posted on his Facebook wall. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a fugitive from justice. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... The D-Team.
2013-02-13 04:52:16 AM
3 votes:

Tony_Pepperoni: friedlinx: AverageAmericanGuy: You almost want to root for Dorner to come out of this unscathed just to put his thumb in the LAPD's eye.

^THIS^

^THAT^


thedailywire319.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-13 04:37:09 AM
3 votes:
I want it to be like a hollywood movie,

I want the camera to close in on a coroner's office where some guy in a white coat is pouring over the charred remains of the body...suddenly he looks up just as the camera zooms in on his shocked face "Oh, shiat" he'll say as the realization that this isn't Dorner comes to him.

Smash cut to some wilderness road where a pick up truck comes to a grinding halt and Dorner, dressed as the dead cop from the cabin climbs out, and changes vehicles and clothes...all as he had planned it.

That would be badass...
2013-02-13 04:20:49 AM
3 votes:
Crisp Dorner, you say?
2013-02-12 11:15:58 PM
3 votes:

me texan: This will be a stolen headline joke for sure.  So wrong.. yet nailed it.  +1


I just kept picturing him in a cabin, with 3 bears tied up to chairs, while he tried out their porridge and beds.
2013-02-14 01:20:52 AM
2 votes:

Popular Opinion: It's been a while, but nice to see you still post like a dickhead (with all due respect).
they deliberately burned this guy down.
they figured this out some time ago in texas, don't eff with the establishment.
i can't think of a worse, or more indiscriminate way to die or kill somebody,
it is horrific that the government and police that we pay to protect us can act in this way, and then justify it.
the same mentality (sorry to repeat myself) can justify the bombing of peasants in mud huts, thousands of miles a away, in the name of security for the American people.
i, for one, say this is not in my name, and not for my safety.


This is the worst beat poem I've ever read.
2013-02-13 06:12:30 PM
2 votes:

I can't get the cap off!: fredklein: I can't get the cap off!: And the witnesses who confirmed that no kicking took place? What about them?

There were none, unless you count the cop herself.

The witnesses you're talking about could not confirm the kick happened, which is different from confirming the kick didn't happen.

If I close my eyes, I don't see something, and cannot testify that I did. But I'm not testifying that it didn't happen.

So the only person who saw a kick was a clearly mentally ill police officer, who had a clear incentive to fabricate said story?

Yeah, this is getting more legit all the time.


We got a regular Matlock here. Please, do continue. Normally I have to pay for this level of wild entertainment.
2013-02-13 03:20:08 PM
2 votes:

mudpants: incendiary tear gas  ?  what is that ?  and if it causes fires why does it need to make eyes water ?


It's a special gas.  It causes eyes to water, fire to start, crotches to itch, and uses up all the minutes on your cell plan.  Even roll over minutes!
2013-02-13 02:48:13 PM
2 votes:

SirVagTheTighty: I heard it may have been "friendly fire".

Where at? Fark doesn't count.


i heard LAPD/SBPD actually decided to have one cop kill the other cop and blame it on dorner, but this was done at the larger directives of the rothschilds, bohemian grove, and beyonce.
2013-02-13 01:28:39 PM
2 votes:

SirVagTheTighty: nekom: SirVagTheTighty:
(also how does fish and wild life guys wind up manning a check point for a serial killer?)


I don't know how it is there, but here in Pennsylvania the fish and game commission police are actual, factual cops. They all carry firearms and they do have the power to arrest you. They are most certainly a law enforcement branch.

I am in the midwest too so don't know.  They may have police powers here (ky/oh) but I'd certainly never expect to see them in the middle of something like this....


NOBODY EXPECTS THE FISH AND GAME DEPARTMENT!
2013-02-13 08:52:07 AM
2 votes:

apoptotic: KellyKellyKelly: dittybopper: BostonEMT: Bontesla: Also - was there official confirmation that Dorner was in that cabin before they set it on fire? As of last night - they believe there was a guy inside who looked like Dorner.

In unrelated news, family members state that LL Cool J has gone missing.

I heard he was going back to Cali.

I don't think so.

He was partying in LA with Brad Paisley last night. Seriously. Paisley tweeted a picture of them "rockin' out".


That roaring sound you just heard was the joke doing a low-pass flyby of your head.
2013-02-13 07:07:41 AM
2 votes:
Looks like its time to coroner the former cornered Dorner.
2013-02-13 06:54:54 AM
2 votes:

cman: against procedure. He wanted to go out in a blaze as a martyr for the cause, and having them killl him, right or wrong, more than likely concretized this in his mind. His moral justification for his behavior was larger than the those on paper, either the bible or the constitution, and he was willing to die for that cause...but he wasnt going to do it like a buddhist monk. He had to make a point.

Oh hell yeah there is corruption in the LAPD. There is racism indeed. But, he crossed a line when he shot the daughter who was completely uninvolved. Whatever his message was, it is tainted by the fact that he in cold blood killed a civilian.

There will be an investigation, and there will be wrath.


I was unaware they had changed the definition of wrath to "paid vacation".
GBB
2013-02-13 06:06:44 AM
2 votes:
scientopia.org
Pretty sure this is not how the movie ends.


s3.vidimg.popscreen.com
So, did you hear what happened to Dahmer?
2013-02-13 05:22:02 AM
2 votes:

Aces and Eights: So whose cabin was this, anyway?


www.paramountvt.org
2013-02-13 04:42:50 AM
2 votes:
www.greatnorthernprepper.com

tweek46420: word is they found the body


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-13 12:19:33 AM
2 votes:

One Bad Apple: doyner: One Bad Apple: basemetal: Could have given him s'mores time.

That is a 3rd degree pun at best

After 6 days on the run he's probably pretty ashy by now.

He did urn that death sentence


This is a bad joke, and you should feel bad.
2013-02-13 12:16:31 AM
2 votes:
i287.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 11:17:28 PM
2 votes:

doyner: One Bad Apple: basemetal: Could have given him s'mores time.

That is a 3rd degree pun at best

After 6 days on the run he's probably pretty ashy by now.


He did urn that death sentence
2013-02-12 11:11:48 PM
2 votes:

basemetal: Could have given him s'mores time.


That is a 3rd degree pun at best
2013-02-12 10:50:58 PM
2 votes:
i364.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 10:24:08 PM
2 votes:
That's just wrong wrong wrong wrong and wrong...
+1
2013-02-14 02:34:58 AM
1 votes:
Please just strike my post.

I said "whatever" 3 times in one sentence.  For some reason I'm very much into this story and quite inebriated right now.

Also you know what I meant when I said mental retards.

Can't wait for the forensic results, and the new possible HOTY contenders.

Cheers! *clink* !!!
2013-02-14 01:30:10 AM
1 votes:

C18H27NO3: "We did not intentionally burn down that cabin to get Mr. Dorner out," San Bernardino Sheriff John McMahon said.


"Uh, of course we didn't do it, Mr. Dorner was just trying to get an early start to Ash Wednesday."
2013-02-14 01:25:30 AM
1 votes:
i guess i should expect  knock at my door over this...
or perhaps an IRS audit,
i wish i had something besides a mortgage for them to take from me.
i hope they don't kill my dog when they raid the house with their body armor and machine guns,
he might run at them for a hug or kiss.
he loves and trusts everyone.
perfect victim for them.
much more dangerous than a couple ladies delivering newspapers.
2013-02-13 09:40:30 PM
1 votes:
He fought the law, and the law won.
2013-02-13 09:21:11 PM
1 votes:

omeganuepsilon: Dorniers

Obviously.


Obsessed with Dorner?

Dornobs.

Obviously.
2013-02-13 09:04:40 PM
1 votes:
Dorniers

Obviously.
2013-02-13 06:27:19 PM
1 votes:

SlothB77: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2013/02/dorner-manhunt-highly-i n cendiary-hot-gas-used-on-cabin.html


Cut that out. Popcorn Johnny insisted this is just conspiracy nonsense. Debate over, facts be damned.
2013-02-13 06:25:49 PM
1 votes:

85blue: Is popular opinion favoring the notion  Dorner was killed to protect the greatest number of people or Dorner died trying to protect the greatest number of people?


Yes.
2013-02-13 05:51:19 PM
1 votes:

ok it's getting late in the day.


WHAR DEATH CERTIFICAT
WHAR!?
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2013-02-13 05:42:08 PM
1 votes:

lousyskater: Wait, so they found his wallet on the boat on Monday, but also found it in the burnt down cabin today? I know its been brought up already, but that just confuses the crap out of me.


He had 6 days to go to the DMV and get a new driver's license.  Geeze.
2013-02-13 05:27:51 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-13 04:22:25 PM
1 votes:

Biological Ali: Police (in the US at any rate) pursuing a suspect believed to be armed and dangerous are under no obligation to wait for him to shoot first before being able to use lethal force to incapacitate him.


Hell, they aren't even under obligation to make sure they have the right guy!!
2013-02-13 04:12:01 PM
1 votes:

SubBass49: The thought occurred to me this morning...

I wonder what the overlap would be between the people that were happy about the cops torching Dorner without bothering to call in a negotiator (and thus enabling the possibility of due process through our justice system)...

...and...

Fark PatriotsTMthat complain about Obama every 5 minutes somehow violating the constitution.

I'd like to see that Venn diagram, and then pose the question: "Do you people know how farking hypocritical you are, or are you completely oblivious to it?"

Just curious.


It is a monumental day on Fark everybody! SubBass49 posted his very first grown up adult post. It is relevant, on topic, factual and correct. First time for everything! We are so encouraged that next week we're going to try for another crack at the potty, I think he might get it this time. If that goes well we'll take the training wheels off the bike and maybe remove the rails from the bed come March. Gosh it's an exciting day to be a Farker!
2013-02-13 03:45:33 PM
1 votes:

nekom: neversubmit: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 359x373]

that's a shoop, right?


I'm now being told it's a fake.
2013-02-13 03:34:46 PM
1 votes:
lh6.googleusercontent.com
2013-02-13 03:26:06 PM
1 votes:
Nothing to see here.He stayed true to the oath he took as both a serviceman and cop.Sweep this under the carpet and return me to my fashionable distractions.
2013-02-13 03:01:48 PM
1 votes:
WOW! A lot is going on, if I'm keeping up we (the USA) are about to burn down Mexico. Is that right?
2013-02-13 02:40:59 PM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: Those that wear the Jackboots, and those that lick the Jackboots.


Keep fighting the good fight against authority from behind your keyboard.
2013-02-13 02:39:35 PM
1 votes:

Bartleby the Scrivener: mudpants: " driven back inside by police when he tried to flee out the back "

so, he tried to come out and they drove him back in?  and then burnt the place down ?

This is translated into Logicalese as, "Dorner tried to escape out the back door, but observed that he was surrounded by law enforcement officers and had nowhere to run. He then returned inside the cabin to prepare for his final bowel movement."


So "flee out the back" now means bowel movement?  noted
2013-02-13 02:39:19 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: inner ted: that's pretty farking stupid - but i think you know that and are just trolling

I'm not trolling at all, the words of one or two panicked/scared/pissed off/vengeful officers does not mean that an order was given by command to torch the place.



There are two kinds of Authoritarians:

Those that wear the Jackboots, and those that lick the Jackboots.
2013-02-13 02:13:50 PM
1 votes:

SlothB77: i find it curious everything in the cabin is burnt to a crisp, but the ID is readable. Did Dorner put the ID in a fireproof safe or something?


after the hippies went about burning draft cards in the 60s, all IDs have been coated with a double secret special flame retardant chemical, as part of the Man's way of keeping us down.

there will be youtube videos, however, of burning ID card simulations in lincoln log cabins to disprove this.
2013-02-13 02:13:43 PM
1 votes:
" Damn, gonna miss shark week. "
2013-02-13 02:05:18 PM
1 votes:
BODIES FOUND IN CABIN ARE THOSE OF TWO HISPANIC WOMEN!


/jk
//would you be surprised?
///Really
2013-02-13 01:38:18 PM
1 votes:

Infamous El Guapo: Odds are the original wallet and ID found was possibly military ID in a separate flip wallet and was found in his bail out bag or similar bag he ditched either by accident or out of haste.

Not to say the cops aren't above tossing a wallet down found elsewhere and hollering and pointing at it, but I'm inclined to go with the former hypothesis.


Because when the world knows your name and face and is after you, you might need your wallet and ID.
2013-02-13 12:09:59 PM
1 votes:
And thus the loss of a hero. I'm not a fan of his race or anything but Mr Dorner has shown me there
is good in his kind after all. He was a great man and will be missed. I will be playing taps for hm all
this week in remembrance of him.

For your war on terror Mr Dorner I salute you

spcdanielafuentes.com

It just shows how spineless and pussy like cops are. It was one man and they needed a small army to take him down. What a joke the scumbag police are. I wish nothing but a slow painful death for each and every arsehole involved in his death.
2013-02-13 11:57:47 AM
1 votes:
www.overgroundonline.com

WANTED FOR QUESTIONING
2013-02-13 11:48:40 AM
1 votes:

CowboyUpCowgirlDown: Based on all the available information, what makes you believe this suspect dropped his gun or was "lost"?


You need a citation for "lost"  Seriously?  You think the guy has been in a firefight for 24 hours a day for the better part of a week?

You're not the sharpest spoon in the drawer.
/IE you've got a long way to go before you could ever even be considered similar to a knife

No wonder you're in law enforcement.
2013-02-13 11:39:44 AM
1 votes:

CowboyUpCowgirlDown: omeganuepsilon: CowboyUpCowgirlDown: You don't need a "positive ID" to shoot back.

In an active firefight, yes.  Hours or days after the fact, you sure as shiat do.

Your problem is saying that your civil rights are unilaterally waived.  That is an absolute that is simply not true, or rather, misleading to the point of irrelevance.

Sure, the cops are allowed to defend themselves from imminent threat. When that threat is over, it's a new day.  They can't just can't randomly shoot at suspects, they need to positively ID them(or again come into a situation where they are under imminent threat), before they can open fire.

Why?

Innocent until proven guilty.

This is not to protect the guilty, it's to protect the innocent.  When you do not make a positive ID and simply guess, innocents get shot at.  This case is proof positive of that phenomenon.

Now, I can't tell if you're a troll or really just don't understand the concepts of the justice system or civics or personal rights, such as that to a fair trial and the ability for police to employ lethal force and it's restrictions.  But really, you sound extremely ignorant, please attempt to rectify that before trying to converse further.

Simple fact is.  Once that gun drops, or suspect is lost, the game resets.  No rights are waived permanently as you imply.

We are both relying on news reports, some of which are going to be wrong in a breaking news story.  Based on all the available information, what makes you believe this suspect dropped his gun or was "lost"?  They watched him run into a cabin, from which they received direct fire.  A few minutes later, he tried to run out of the cabin, and they returned fire, forcing him to return to the cabin.  This isn't like playing cops and robbers in your back yard:  there is no "reset" so long as they believe the suspect in the cabin is hell bent on shooting back.

As for ignorance:  My IQ is 142, I spent 30 years in law enforcement and I would bet I knew more cops who died of ...


Lordy, lordy.  Argument from authority.  HAHAHA.
2013-02-13 11:31:06 AM
1 votes:

zabadu: BraveNewCheneyWorld: qualtrough: The cops burned him for the same reason the US burned tens of thousands of men, women, and children at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. To save lives.

Bullshiat.  He was one man, he can't stay awake forever, they easily could have watched him with thermal imagers, waited for him to sleep, then drilled a small hole in the cabin, pumped it full of knock out gas, then taken their time to enter while checking for traps and apprehended him.

This was deliberate, vengeful murder on the part of the police.

All I can add is that someone watches way too many TV shows.  "Knock out gas"?  Seriously?  And wouldn't the drill have awakened him?


It's funny because you're clueless.   Here's knockout gas in practical use.
And during hostage situations, the police have speakers set up to play sound based on the desired result, so no, he wouldn't hear a small slow drill.

And if Dorner were white, none of you would give a shiat.

Um, traditionally people would claim the reverse.  I think you got your racism backwards.
2013-02-13 10:58:09 AM
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: qualtrough: The cops burned him for the same reason the US burned tens of thousands of men, women, and children at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. To save lives.

Bullshiat.  He was one man, he can't stay awake forever, they easily could have watched him with thermal imagers, waited for him to sleep, then drilled a small hole in the cabin, pumped it full of knock out gas, then taken their time to enter while checking for traps and apprehended him.

This was deliberate, vengeful murder on the part of the police.


All I can add is that someone watches way too many TV shows.  "Knock out gas"?  Seriously?  And wouldn't the drill have awakened him?

Oh, by the way, I found a tiny skin cell on a path leading to an ice cream shop.  I've now solved the murder of a very prominent person, and I did it all in under an hour, using my super computer that's hooked to every single law enforcement database in the world.  With pictures.

And if Dorner were white, none of you would give a shiat.
2013-02-13 10:52:17 AM
1 votes:
Instead of hundreds of cops this could have been done more cost effectivly with a single armed drone.
2013-02-13 10:48:15 AM
1 votes:

special20: there is a remaining fact that Dorner is in fact black. Perhaps, much blacker now


Had to smirk at that, despite my morning grump.

Good Jorb.
2013-02-13 10:23:31 AM
1 votes:

nekom: The ends justify the means? In this case, I'd say that's AT BEST highly debatable.


No- Necessity.
In U.S. criminal law, necessity may be either a possible justification or an exculpation for breaking the law. Defendants seeking to rely on this defense argue that they should not be held liable for their actions as a crime because their conduct was necessary to prevent some greater harm and when that conduct is not excused under some other more specific provision of law such as self defense.
...
If a fire or flood is threatening to spread out of control, it may be reasonably necessary to destroy other property to form a fire break, or to trespass on land to throw up mounds of earth to prevent the water from spreading.

One could make the argument (and I'm not doing so, or saying it would necessarily work) that killing a few people to draw attention to decades of crimes (including at least some deaths) committed by the cops is necessity, because otherwise those many, many crimes (and many, many more future ones) would go unpunished.

tl;dr- he had to commit crimes to make us aware of the more and worse crimes cops commit daily
2013-02-13 10:16:39 AM
1 votes:

styckx: The Shatner Incident: Does anyone think that law enforcement set the place on fire to kill him a la Waco?

/considering the state of LE, I don't doubt it.

Anyone listening to the police scanner heard it and there are numerous recordings (I just posted a transcript of part of it) of it posted eveywhere of one of the cops directing them to burn the farker down..


Was he talking to a man named Pookie?
2013-02-13 09:56:43 AM
1 votes:

ZackDanger: You don't "push someone back in" to a building who you are trying to apprehend. And realistically, say what you will, even the cops that "wanted him dead" know that their duty is to apprehend.


right? the claim that he was pushed back in is pretty laughable. Like the PD would get close enough to get their hands on him (or the Dorner would let them get close enough so he could be handled) and shove him back in just to light him up for a slow burning death. perhaps they also gave him a purple nurple or a wet willie as they were shooing him back in, just to be crass.
2013-02-13 09:46:01 AM
1 votes:
www.peacheschrist.com
2013-02-13 09:22:47 AM
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PoTBoT: ZackDanger: Here is what I think happened:

Some annoying, a-hole cop (whom none of the other cops like) was screaming and carrying on about "burning the place down" all day. And all his buddies were like "Ron, relax... we can't just burn the place down. We have procedure and rules."

Then Dorner either set a fire, or Tear Gas canisters caused a fire, etc.

And all the cops were like "Oh great... Thanks a lot Ron. Now everyone is going to be convinced we did it on purpose."

Honestly... not sure how they could have deliberately set a fire. Police don't have any sort of incendiary rounds to purposely set fires with... Flash bangs and tear gas however can get extremely hot and ignite combustable materials.

Yep, that's likely going to be their story verbatim. Or Ron did it.

It's pretty easy to set a wood building on fire, in numerous ways with things they would have had ready access to, even at range.


Officer #1: It's a wooden building in a pine forest, how are we supposed to set it on fire? We haven't got those kinds of tools!

Officer #2: Shoot, you're right. I guess we'll have to find a different solution. Maybe we could have some lumberjacks fell some of these trees onto the structure.
2013-02-13 09:06:30 AM
1 votes:
Mid_mo_mad_man:


Moron at large
2013-02-13 09:04:24 AM
1 votes:
Here is what I think happened:

Some annoying, a-hole cop (whom none of the other cops like) was screaming and carrying on about "burning the place down" all day. And all his buddies were like "Ron, relax... we can't just burn the place down. We have procedure and rules."

Then Dorner either set a fire, or Tear Gas canisters caused a fire, etc.

And all the cops were like "Oh great... Thanks a lot Ron. Now everyone is going to be convinced we did it on purpose."

Honestly... not sure how they could have deliberately set a fire. Police don't have any sort of incendiary rounds to purposely set fires with... Flash bangs and tear gas however can get extremely hot and ignite combustable materials.
2013-02-13 08:50:43 AM
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i.imgur.com
2013-02-13 08:49:30 AM
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Dammit.

I have been scouring the web to find that Benny Hill sketch "I'm a Doner."  Like a PSA where people say they are a doner and then Benny Hill dies in a firey crash and a Benny Hill shaped head ends up on a spit in a Doner Kebab wagon.
2013-02-13 08:47:35 AM
1 votes:
Who's betting that Pete's cousin turned him in for the bounty?

i.imgur.com

You know they got this Recession on.
2013-02-13 08:47:14 AM
1 votes:

nekom: I'm just trying not to jump on the conspiracy bandwagon prematurely.


Come on now. It's more fun to take the reins and whip the horses. YEEHAW
2013-02-13 08:29:33 AM
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dittybopper: BostonEMT: Bontesla: Also - was there official confirmation that Dorner was in that cabin before they set it on fire? As of last night - they believe there was a guy inside who looked like Dorner.

In unrelated news, family members state that LL Cool J has gone missing.

I heard he was going back to Cali.


I don't think so.
2013-02-13 08:14:20 AM
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Ecobuckeye: I'm far from a defender of the police, but from the recording it sounds like they were attempting to flush him out "the four side." Rather than escape the burning building, he shot himself. I'd would call it a shiatty tactic, but it didn't sound terribly nefarious to me.


If only we had like a gas that would make you very uncomfortable, teary eyed and disoriented, and it would flush you out of confined spaces. If we did have that sort of thing I'm sure they'd have at least tried it before burning everything.
2013-02-13 06:55:25 AM
1 votes:
I'd shiat myself if he burst out from the rubble on an Arctic Cat and led the cops on a chase.

I have the sudden urge to watch Death Hunt.
2013-02-13 06:50:56 AM
1 votes:
www.tjsl.edu

Approves
2013-02-13 06:48:01 AM
1 votes:
This could have been prevented if Charlie Sheen gave him his number.
2013-02-13 06:34:06 AM
1 votes:
So is it Dorner or just a barbecue lid a stoned neighbor thought was a charred skeleton of a black man?
2013-02-13 06:22:04 AM
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HaywoodJablonski: I get that the guy's name is Forner and he's burnt like a kebab, but I don't see how this is a pun. Care to enlighten me?


http://I can tell you have never been out of the United States.
2013-02-13 05:50:15 AM
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TheWarp: cman: Mid_mo_mad_man: Why is this trash considered a hero? Murdering people to make a statement is terrorism. He's no more a hero then the 9/11 hijackers. May he rot in hell and be raped by Satan.

/ LL Cool Jay should play him in the film

I dont think anyone sees him as a hero.

The police certainly aren't fitting the role either.




The LAPD are not in the wrong here. He chose to go down the path he took. Could have worked within the system if he thought wrongs were being commited
2013-02-13 05:12:54 AM
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hinten: Direct quote from the police scanner feed: "We are going to go forward with the plan to burn."

Who knew that the police falls back on strategies optimized in the Middle Ages. Who is going to do an analysis of all the scandals that accured over the last couple of days?


You know the answer.  No one.

They'll hem and haw until the next season of America's Honey Boo Boo Baby's Daddy Got Talent comes on and every one forgets.
2013-02-13 04:52:48 AM
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Jeeemz: FTA:  "Dorner, who reportedly crashed a purple Nissan, was then spotted driving a 2008 four-door, white Dodge 4X4 truck around 1:30 p.m."

Always with the white SUV.


So, if they don't find the body, everyone in Red Chevrolet regular-cab 2WD pickups had better stay off the roads for a bit...
2013-02-13 04:45:43 AM
1 votes:
I really want there to be no body. Not because I think he's a hero (killing family members nixed that), but just to keep the cops demonstrating what a bunch of farking gangbanger thugs they are.
2013-02-13 04:43:39 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: You almost want to root for Dorner to come out of this unscathed just to put his thumb in the LAPD's eye.


Well, except for that whole murdering innocent people thing he had going on.  That kinda turns me off on him.
2013-02-13 04:41:40 AM
1 votes:
What the body might look like
crazygrill.net
2013-02-13 04:40:57 AM
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publikenemy: AverageAmericanGuy: You almost want to root for Dorner to come out of this unscathed just to put his thumb in the LAPD's eye.


Also it would be awesome to put a thumb in the eye of the wives, children, grandchildren, friends, and relatives of the INNOCENT people he assassinated right?...cuz you know....Fark them


I'm sure you meant 'murdered' and not 'assassinated'.

Let me phrase my opinion in the form of a quote from a wise man.

Tragedy is when i stub my toe.
Comedy is when you fall into a manhole and die.
  - Mel Brooks
2013-02-13 04:31:33 AM
1 votes:
I guess they decided a Hellfire missile was too obvious.
2013-02-13 04:13:50 AM
1 votes:

ArtosRC: I'm sure we'll learn how the fire started. Mhmm.


the cops started it
2013-02-13 04:13:09 AM
1 votes:
he's the hero we deserve
2013-02-13 04:10:48 AM
1 votes:

The Shatner Incident: Does anyone think that law enforcement set the place on fire to kill him a la Waco?

/considering the state of LE, I don't doubt it.


For the next version of Grand Theft Auto, after your wanted level goes to six stars, the next level is a burning building.
2013-02-13 04:07:02 AM
1 votes:

The Shatner Incident: Does anyone think that law enforcement set the place on fire to kill him a la Waco?

/considering the state of LE, I don't doubt it.


they did....there is scanner audio that pretty much says burn the farker
www.greatnorthernprepper.com
word is they found the body
2013-02-13 04:06:36 AM
1 votes:

make me some tea: doyner: daRog: cretinbob: It's kebab

cretinbob, meet doyner.

doyner; cretinbob

Everybody's a critic...

Pleased to meet you.

It can be spelled multiple ways, depending on which country.

I've seen it spelled

kebab
kebob
kabab
kabob


The Halal 9000
2013-02-13 12:31:44 AM
1 votes:

libranoelrose:


This is a bad joke, and you should feel bad.


Dude you suck at puns.
2013-02-13 12:24:14 AM
1 votes:

doyner: make me some tea: doyner: daRog: cretinbob: It's kebab

cretinbob, meet doyner.

doyner; cretinbob

Everybody's a critic...

Pleased to meet you.

It can be spelled multiple ways, depending on which country.

I've seen it spelled

kebab
kebob
kabab
kabob

Or cretinbab


cretinbab does not sound good to eat. Do you know what they make cretins out of?
2013-02-12 11:37:53 PM
1 votes:
He's a real bad ash.
2013-02-12 11:33:08 PM
1 votes:

daRog: cretinbob: It's kebab

cretinbob, meet doyner.

doyner; cretinbob


Everybody's a critic...

Pleased to meet you.
2013-02-12 11:31:01 PM
1 votes:

cretinbob: It's kebab


cretinbob, meet doyner.

doyner; cretinbob
 
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