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(CBS Los Angeles 2)   Dorner kebab   (losangeles.cbslocal.com) divider line 1004
    More: Followup, Christopher Dorner, San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department, Big Bear, Loma Linda University Medical Center, unified school district  
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2013-02-12 10:24:08 PM
That's just wrong wrong wrong wrong and wrong...
+1
 
2013-02-12 10:26:20 PM
Please go green.....
 
2013-02-12 10:30:29 PM
goodbye chocolate rambo man.
 
2013-02-12 10:30:33 PM
I'm voting this one, even if it should really be kebap
 
2013-02-12 10:36:59 PM
geeze ,the cops sure go nuts when they're the victims. I wish they were that energetic when an average citizen was murdered .
 
2013-02-12 10:39:31 PM
We all knew there was no way he'd be taken alive.
 
2013-02-12 10:39:48 PM
Did anyone ever really suspect that he's see a courtroom?
 
2013-02-12 10:40:33 PM

sithon: geeze ,the cops sure go nuts when they're the victims. I wish they were that energetic when an average citizen was murdered .


This whole thing has been off.  There's no reason to believe they're telling the truth about any of this, the response doesn't come close to matching it.
 
2013-02-12 10:41:17 PM
He isn't dead.

i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-12 10:41:37 PM
This will be a stolen headline joke for sure.  So wrong.. yet nailed it.  +1
 
2013-02-12 10:50:58 PM
i364.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 11:03:23 PM
Could have given him s'mores time.
 
2013-02-12 11:06:47 PM
LAPD Press conference saying the body has NOT been identified or even located at this time.
 
2013-02-12 11:06:53 PM

basemetal: Could have given him s'mores time.


Time to notify the next of kindling.
 
2013-02-12 11:08:21 PM
Cabin has not even been entered yet.
 
2013-02-12 11:09:56 PM
Amazing how much bullshiat information gets spread around.
 
2013-02-12 11:11:48 PM

basemetal: Could have given him s'mores time.


That is a 3rd degree pun at best
 
2013-02-12 11:13:44 PM

One Bad Apple: basemetal: Could have given him s'mores time.

That is a 3rd degree pun at best


After 6 days on the run he's probably pretty ashy by now.
 
2013-02-12 11:15:58 PM

me texan: This will be a stolen headline joke for sure.  So wrong.. yet nailed it.  +1


I just kept picturing him in a cabin, with 3 bears tied up to chairs, while he tried out their porridge and beds.
 
2013-02-12 11:17:28 PM

doyner: One Bad Apple: basemetal: Could have given him s'mores time.

That is a 3rd degree pun at best

After 6 days on the run he's probably pretty ashy by now.


He did urn that death sentence
 
2013-02-12 11:19:20 PM

One Bad Apple: doyner: One Bad Apple: basemetal: Could have given him s'mores time.

That is a 3rd degree pun at best

After 6 days on the run he's probably pretty ashy by now.

He did urn that death sentence


Well, it IS ash Wednesday tomorrow.
 
2013-02-12 11:19:28 PM
It's kebab
 
2013-02-12 11:26:18 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-12 11:26:44 PM
God DAMN headline is awesome!


What the fark is wrong with Fark? Either the headlines are shiatty and snarkless or the headlines are pure brilliance. There seems to be no more inbetween space
 
2013-02-12 11:28:36 PM
Well played, subs. You had my upvote.
 
2013-02-12 11:31:01 PM

cretinbob: It's kebab


cretinbob, meet doyner.

doyner; cretinbob
 
2013-02-12 11:33:08 PM

daRog: cretinbob: It's kebab

cretinbob, meet doyner.

doyner; cretinbob


Everybody's a critic...

Pleased to meet you.
 
2013-02-12 11:37:53 PM
He's a real bad ash.
 
2013-02-12 11:47:18 PM
he's alive mofo's
 
2013-02-12 11:54:30 PM
images.wolfgangsvault.com

He's still alive.

OOOoooooh he's still alive...
 
2013-02-13 12:11:55 AM
Yeah, this one will do for now.
 
2013-02-13 12:16:31 AM
i287.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 12:17:03 AM

doyner: daRog: cretinbob: It's kebab

cretinbob, meet doyner.

doyner; cretinbob

Everybody's a critic...

Pleased to meet you.


It can be spelled multiple ways, depending on which country.

I've seen it spelled

kebab
kebob
kabab
kabob
 
2013-02-13 12:19:09 AM

make me some tea: doyner: daRog: cretinbob: It's kebab

cretinbob, meet doyner.

doyner; cretinbob

Everybody's a critic...

Pleased to meet you.

It can be spelled multiple ways, depending on which country.

I've seen it spelled

kebab
kebob
kabab
kabob


Or cretinbab
 
2013-02-13 12:19:33 AM

One Bad Apple: doyner: One Bad Apple: basemetal: Could have given him s'mores time.

That is a 3rd degree pun at best

After 6 days on the run he's probably pretty ashy by now.

He did urn that death sentence


This is a bad joke, and you should feel bad.
 
2013-02-13 12:24:14 AM

doyner: make me some tea: doyner: daRog: cretinbob: It's kebab

cretinbob, meet doyner.

doyner; cretinbob

Everybody's a critic...

Pleased to meet you.

It can be spelled multiple ways, depending on which country.

I've seen it spelled

kebab
kebob
kabab
kabob

Or cretinbab


cretinbab does not sound good to eat. Do you know what they make cretins out of?
 
2013-02-13 12:31:44 AM

libranoelrose:


This is a bad joke, and you should feel bad.


Dude you suck at puns.
 
2013-02-13 12:33:11 AM

make me some tea: cretinbab does not sound good to eat. Do you know what they make cretins out of?


Tin. Duh.
 
2013-02-13 01:37:36 AM
This far in and no Trailer park boys refs ? you guys need to watch more Canadian tv
 
2013-02-13 02:18:59 AM
So, Burning Man is at Big Bear this year?
 
2013-02-13 03:06:02 AM
If that wasn't a black dude cornered in the cabin, well, he is now.
 
2013-02-13 04:02:26 AM
What he did was wrong.. What the cops did to kill him was worse..

"All right Steve we're gonna go...uh...we're gonna forward with the plan with the...with the burner"

"Copy"

"Want it..uh...liked we talked about"

"Burners deployed and we have a fire"

"Copy seven burners deployed and we have a a fire"
 
2013-02-13 04:03:17 AM
Does anyone think that law enforcement set the place on fire to kill him a la Waco?

/considering the state of LE, I don't doubt it.
 
2013-02-13 04:03:40 AM
if the cops who shot those ladies don't end up in prison there better be vigilantee justice
 
2013-02-13 04:06:16 AM

The Shatner Incident: Does anyone think that law enforcement set the place on fire to kill him a la Waco?

/considering the state of LE, I don't doubt it.


Anyone listening to the police scanner heard it and there are numerous recordings (I just posted a transcript of part of it) of it posted eveywhere of one of the cops directing them to burn the farker down..
 
2013-02-13 04:06:36 AM

make me some tea: doyner: daRog: cretinbob: It's kebab

cretinbob, meet doyner.

doyner; cretinbob

Everybody's a critic...

Pleased to meet you.

It can be spelled multiple ways, depending on which country.

I've seen it spelled

kebab
kebob
kabab
kabob


The Halal 9000
 
2013-02-13 04:07:02 AM

The Shatner Incident: Does anyone think that law enforcement set the place on fire to kill him a la Waco?

/considering the state of LE, I don't doubt it.


they did....there is scanner audio that pretty much says burn the farker
www.greatnorthernprepper.com
word is they found the body
 
2013-02-13 04:10:48 AM

The Shatner Incident: Does anyone think that law enforcement set the place on fire to kill him a la Waco?

/considering the state of LE, I don't doubt it.


For the next version of Grand Theft Auto, after your wanted level goes to six stars, the next level is a burning building.
 
2013-02-13 04:12:31 AM
Sniper?
 
2013-02-13 04:12:41 AM
I see the Los Angeles Posse Department got their man. It kinda reminds me of Waco. Does it remind anyone else of Waco? Any officers accidentally shoot themselves in a leg during the bloodlust?
 
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