"Herman was arrested on suspicion of unlawful imprisonment, assault, shoplifting and aggravated assault of an officer, according to the documents."
He was lucky the cops didn't throw him in a box then set it on fire.
LordOfThePings: Was there alcohol involved?"Witnesses told police Herman grabbed a bottle of alcohol off the shelf and lobbed it through a window..."Oh. Not exactly what I meant."...breaking both the window and the bottle, according to the reports."[www.myfacewhen.net image 170x128]
lack of warmth: Funny, this guy thought of the one thing Dorner forgot.
Rufus Lee King: The Dorner character seems to be a hero to a lot of FARK types. I wallow in the filth, anyway. Doesn't speak well of me, personally, but there you are.
fusillade762: When a store employee confronted him, he left the store with the cigarettes - only to return to throw his keys at an employee.Ah, so it wasn't the fire extinguisher they were afraid of, it was the KEYS. Makes sense now.
fredklein: Well, a fire extinguisher might have helped Dorner....
Nicholas D. Wolfwood: I dunno, man. Properly used, a fire extinguisher is the deadliest weapon known to man.
Rufus Lee King: brap: lack of warmth: Funny, this guy thought of the one thing Dorner forgot.Mmmm fresh topical... well there goes my wildly hilarious and mildly on topic Teapot Dome Scandal joke.The Dorner character seems to be a hero to a lot of FARK types. I wallow in the filth, anyway. Doesn't speak well of me, personally, but there you are.
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