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(Buzzfeed)   19 questions to determine if you think Duke sucks. Not on the list: You're Drew   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 40
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2013-02-12 07:07:39 PM
I don't think anyone. It's an indisputable fact, but, then again, so does Kentucky.
 
2013-02-12 07:20:19 PM
Duke sucks.
 
2013-02-12 07:28:27 PM
Duke must be doing something right*. . .everyone hates them.

*Except producing great NBA players
 
2013-02-12 07:49:40 PM
Kentucky is nearly as scorn worthy as Duke.  It's time to retire this meme.  Kentucky sucks, too.
 
2013-02-12 07:51:26 PM
4. Have you ever used this photo as your desktop wallpaper? Yes, yes I have.

6. What do you think about players who write poetry like this? When he went to the line in front of the risers, we'd chant "Roses are red, violets are blue, your poetry sucks!"


9. How about the man responsible for this foul? Gerald Henderson was getting schooled all afternoon, and he lost his head and tried to go for the hard block and instead got all face.  I don't really hate him.

Listening to Billy Packer claim it was a legit play and wasn't a foul at all?  He can EABOD.

12. Does this image make you a little sick to your stomach? If you aren't nauseated by Vitale's presence, you're either paid by ESPN, related, or retarded.

16. Would you rather sacrifice your firstborn than watch this video?WHY DO PEOPLE GIVE SO MANY FARKS OVER THIS?  All it did was send the game into overtime.  The Forces of Good and Light still won, what difference does it make?
 
2013-02-12 07:56:35 PM
Oh look, another Duke sucks headline. Did you hear Drew Curtis hates Duke? You should hate them too.  Please join totalFark or disable your adblock so he can feed his squirrel.
 
2013-02-12 08:31:24 PM
Let's not forget Teabag Paulus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-6fFGm5En4&feature=youtube_gdata_pla y er
 
2013-02-12 08:41:39 PM
Don't have strong feelings either way, but the flopping camp application was funny.
 
2013-02-12 09:01:45 PM
North Carolina is the team that I actually hate more than Duke. Kentucky has never bothered me until Cal got there I actually like Tubby.
 
2013-02-12 09:30:03 PM
9. That guy announcing is an idiot.... I could care less for college sports let alone basketball and even i found it difficult to understand that guys credibility after hearing him babble on about that "unintentional" foul...

10.....you could post a photo like that for every college team/sport event........
 
2013-02-12 09:34:54 PM
23 and a half hours to go...
 
2013-02-12 09:53:27 PM
#8 That's not Larry David, is it???
 
2013-02-12 10:07:09 PM
raftersblog.com
 
2013-02-12 10:24:57 PM

treecologist: [raftersblog.com image 480x362]


I don't know what funnier....

Hansbrough clearly falling and sucking imaginary ass as he is wont to do

OR

the face on that Duke guy

/might be tinged by my hatred of Hansbrough
//worst lottery pick for the Pacers in ten years
///Bender was a trade!
 
2013-02-12 10:26:34 PM
The many faces of dook basketball.

www.blogcdn.com
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
img.photobucket.com
raftersblog.com
digitalheadbutt.files.wordpress.com
www.blogcdn.com
www.dukemagazine.duke.edu
www1.pictures.zimbio.com
F-bomb at the refs in my gym?

It's more likely than you think.
 
2013-02-12 11:09:04 PM
How's Hasheem Thabeet Noel working out for you, UK fans?
 
2013-02-12 11:17:09 PM
BAHAHAHAHAHA

Go Green
 
2013-02-13 12:12:43 AM
20.  You think that Nifong had a few rich kids buy their way out of trouble.
 
2013-02-13 12:27:30 AM
Was #1 on that list the After pic of Re-dick getting a taste of Big Baby?
 
2013-02-13 12:53:56 AM
Still haven't gotten over that Regional Final in '04 between Duke and Xavier. Anthony Myles was eating Shelden Williams and Shavlik Randolph up alive in the post...until Coach K said something to the refs. 3 quick fouls on Myles, including the last two within a span of what seemed like 5 seconds, and he was out of the game with about 10 min left. Thad Matta had gotten someone to midcourt to sub in for him but the refs got the ball back into play quickly and they called that 5th foul. Bullshiat. X couldn't stop Luol Deng and were cold from outside. Shame to get that far and go down like that.

/Dook sucks
//Big fan of their oncology center though (they do good work)
 
2013-02-13 02:22:36 AM

slimkibbles: Still haven't gotten over that Regional Final in '04 between Duke and Xavier. Anthony Myles was eating Shelden Williams and Shavlik Randolph up alive in the post...until Coach K said something to the refs. 3 quick fouls on Myles, including the last two within a span of what seemed like 5 seconds, and he was out of the game with about 10 min left. Thad Matta had gotten someone to midcourt to sub in for him but the refs got the ball back into play quickly and they called that 5th foul. Bullshiat. X couldn't stop Luol Deng and were cold from outside. Shame to get that far and go down like that.

/Dook sucks
//Big fan of their oncology center though (they do good work)


If Drew had a malignant tumor and the only cure for his cancer was a drug developed solely by somebody at Duke, would he use it?
 
2013-02-13 05:45:45 AM

WI241TH: BAHAHAHAHAHA

Go Green


Go White!

That was an awesome game last night
 
2013-02-13 10:53:40 AM

Broktun: Duke must be doing something right*. . .everyone hates them.

*Except producing great NBA players


Try again...

i1020.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 12:54:50 PM

RatBomb: Broktun: Duke must be doing something right*. . .everyone hates them.

*Except producing great NBA players

Try again...

[i1020.photobucket.com image 700x450]


He said "great" players. Off the top of my head I can think of Deng, Brand, Magette(?), and Boozer as former or current all stars. The list isn't much longer than that if we could back farther is it? No one said that Duke doesn't produce NBA players. They just don't produce the type that end up being all stars and HOFers.
 
2013-02-13 12:56:39 PM

redmid17: RatBomb: Broktun: Duke must be doing something right*. . .everyone hates them.

*Except producing great NBA players

Try again...

[i1020.photobucket.com image 700x450]

He said "great" players. Off the top of my head I can think of Deng, Brand, Magette(?), and Boozer as former or current all stars. The list isn't much longer than that if we could back farther is it? No one said that Duke doesn't produce NBA players. They just don't produce the type that end up being all stars and HOFers.


Irving. How could I forget Kyrie?
 
2013-02-13 01:30:22 PM

redmid17: redmid17: RatBomb: Broktun: Duke must be doing something right*. . .everyone hates them.

*Except producing great NBA players

Try again...

[i1020.photobucket.com image 700x450]

He said "great" players. Off the top of my head I can think of Deng, Brand, Magette(?), and Boozer as former or current all stars. The list isn't much longer than that if we could back farther is it? No one said that Duke doesn't produce NBA players. They just don't produce the type that end up being all stars and HOFers.

Irving. How could I forget Kyrie?


Don't forget J.J. Reddick.  He is getting more and more productive.
 
2013-02-13 01:58:51 PM
In general, the whole lack of great players thing is just the newest version of "Coach K doesn't develop players for the NBA/Duke players suck when they hit the NBA" etc...  Now that Duke has players doing well in the pros, it's now "no great players".
 
2013-02-13 03:02:50 PM

redmid17: redmid17: RatBomb: Broktun: Duke must be doing something right*. . .everyone hates them.

*Except producing great NBA players

Try again...

[i1020.photobucket.com image 700x450]

He said "great" players. Off the top of my head I can think of Deng, Brand, Magette(?), and Boozer as former or current all stars. The list isn't much longer than that if we could back farther is it? No one said that Duke doesn't produce NBA players. They just don't produce the type that end up being all stars and HOFers.

Irving. How could I forget Kyrie?


And Grant Hill.  And Jeff Mullins.
 
2013-02-13 10:17:49 PM

RatBomb: Broktun: Duke must be doing something right*. . .everyone hates them.

*Except producing great NBA players

Try again...

[i1020.photobucket.com image 700x450]


Using your logic, Carolina provides the best NBA players because average court time per player is higher for them than any other school in the top 5.
 
2013-02-13 10:27:01 PM

treecologist: Using your logic, Carolina provides the best NBA players because average court time per player is higher for them than any other school in the top 5.


give it up man. why would anyone care what their teams players do in the NBA? i hate the NBA. with out injuries, hurley and williams would have been great.


/UNC has out hustled Duke tonight.  so far
 
2013-02-13 10:28:38 PM

treecologist: Carolina


when do you start complaining about the refs?
 
2013-02-13 10:57:59 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: treecologist: Carolina

when do you start complaining about the refs?


So you admit there is something to complain about.
 
2013-02-13 11:20:23 PM

treecologist: What_Would_Jimi_Do: treecologist: Carolina

when do you start complaining about the refs?

So you admit there is something to complain about.


no that is all tarheel fans have after a loss.
 
2013-02-13 11:21:56 PM

treecologist: So you admit there is something to complain about.


your coach and free throws, that is what you should complain about.
 
2013-02-13 11:28:02 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: treecologist: So you admit there is something to complain about.

your coach and free throws, that is what you should complain about.


Free throws did lose the game for the Heels.  And I never complained, so go fark yourself.

Congrats, by the way.  The vaunted Coach K is now 38-37 vs. Carolina in his career...and on his 666th birthday, too!

Enjoy the victory, because Carolina leads dook in virtually every meaningful measure that indicates basketball program greatness (and athletics program greatness) at the national, ACC, and head-to-head level and this game won't change that.
 
2013-02-13 11:32:01 PM
congrats? i don't need that from you POS, go fark yourself.

if we were sitting beside you, you complained about the refs from minute one. that is all tarheel fans have, before the change channels

.

treecologist: Enjoy the victory, because Carolina leads dook in virtually every meaningful measure that indicates basketball program greatness (and athletics program greatness) at the national, ACC, and head-to-head level and this game won't change that.


like players in the NBA? you are done, you're cut off.

try again some time.
 
2013-02-13 11:37:01 PM

treecologist: So you admit there is something to complain about.


admit you are a poor loser, like every UNC fan i have ever met in my 35 years.
 
2013-02-13 11:38:20 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: congrats? i don't need that from you POS, go fark yourself.

if we were sitting beside you, you complained about the refs from minute one. that is all tarheel fans have, before the change channels

.treecologist: Enjoy the victory, because Carolina leads dook in virtually every meaningful measure that indicates basketball program greatness (and athletics program greatness) at the national, ACC, and head-to-head level and this game won't change that.

like players in the NBA? you are done, you're cut off.

try again some time.


You think you know what I did in my home while watching the game?

Like pretty much every other dook fan, you are a farking creep.  No, really, go fark yourself.

The data don't lie: dook will never, in either of our lifetimes, reach Carolina-level success in basketball or sports in general.
 
2013-02-13 11:57:40 PM

treecologist: The data don't lie: dook will never, in either of our lifetimes, reach Carolina-level success in basketball or sports in general.


today son. you are so blinded you can't see it.

accept it man. next thing you will do is bring up womens sports. i have never farkied anyone, but you will be the first. in pink.


actually i don't need to do that, your whining ass name is stuck in my brain.
 
2013-02-14 05:40:02 AM

devilskware: Oh look, another Duke sucks headline. Did you hear Drew Curtis hates Duke? You should hate them too.  Please join totalFark or disable your adblock so he can feed his squirrel.


I bet you are fun at parties, huh?
 
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