Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?
hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?
loveblondieo: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scannerHow serious is that?
Bontesla: I was just tipped off by text messages that something was going down but I'm still at work... Could anyone fill me in??? Thank you (in advance)
kombat_unit: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: He's just exercising his second amendment rights against a corrupt government, what's the problem?Is murdering Asian females spelled out right next to muskets in your reading of 2A?
HotIgneous Intruder: Shirley Ujest: I just got home from work and saw this thread bloating up fast.Anyone care to summarize the highlights for me?Black man burning.
BREAKING NEWS: A PLANE HAS HIT THE SECOND DORNER.
cgraves67: I say the guy they have cornered is actually a right-wing nutjob who lives in a cabin in the woods, and not Chris Dorner.
Mrs. Beasley: Ha. But there are rumors of a horse...
lousyskater: Heard on the scanner they're starting to move west.
JerseyTim: Worst case scenario for Dorner is that he's holed up in there with a rabbit telling him to hide in the oven.
LessO2: Am I hearing it right on the scanner?No-fly zone 13,000 feet up, three miles wide?
Snarfangel: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?They've elected him Pope.
TheNyquilKid: abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means LOL! These guys are idiots.Wolf also said steam. farking moron.
cretinbob: FreeRepublic says body recovered.
Cer10Death: Who the fark voted for this assclown! I don't want to live in a socialist country! Put the damn manhunt back on!
100 Watt Walrus: All you farkwits making pope jokes in the last 30 minutes, you might consider skimming the farking thread in the future, so as not to make an ass of yourselves.
Shirley Ujest: Anyone care to summarize the highlights for me?
bighairyguy: OgreMagi: bighairyguy: Scanner: 15 SWAT guys dropped offThey'll probably go to the wrong house.Knock knock ...
TheNyquilKid: Breaking News: The Dorner/Second plane job has been done to death already. Shut up.
mudpants: Popcorn Johnny: What are the odds that SWAT storms in to find an empty cabin?THIS
abhorrent1: Watching this on CNN. The way they're all acting like military experts is hilarious. "He's an expert at weak-side shooting"!
muck4doo: LOL! LAPD, yeah right.
MrHappyRotter: CBS: "We don't know the condition of the body"
MrHappyRotter: CBS news is saying it's official: High level sources confirming Dorner's body has been recovered from the burned down cabin.
Popcorn Johnny: Mrs. Beasley: Ha. But there are rumors of a horse...Black men don't ride horses. Next you'll be telling me he escaped by swimming across the river.
MrHappyRotter: I can't pull myself away from the computer but I really have to poop. I REALLY HAVE TO POOP.
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homelessdude: Jekylman: 46420: police spokesperson just said they can't say how the fire started....they lit the shiat....can they be charged with arsonI need a ruling. Will I go to hell if I say the police spokesperson is smoking hot?Yes you will, but I am willing to fall on the sword.She is smoking hot.
vygramul: Can you imagine the cabin owner right now? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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netweavr: Man some stoner who rented a cabin for the week is having the worst paranoia ever.
Stinkyy: THREAD BADGE REQUIRED.
Shazam999: Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.Finally. It's like Kickstarter!
I Said: Breaking: CNN now reporting that 12 Dorners are trapped in the mine, and 11 have survivedUPDATE: Only one Dorner has survivied
loveblondieo: This will surely be on Law and Order next year.
Ed Finnerty: They're opening their malt liquor now.
4tehsnowflakes: Dude has six stars.
Teknowaffle: They probably saw a black bear.
NightOwl2255: Let's get this clear. They didn't start the fire
freewill: hulk hogan meat shoes: This man will go down as a true American Hero.He's going to be pretty surprised when he comes out of his Baja cave in twenty years and finds out that his "death" led to massive reforms in California law enforcement, that his manifesto is required reading at the police academy, and that he is seen as both a visionary and a martyr.[images.hitfix.com image 326x217]davidphogan: Did anyone else notice the fish and game warden ended up pulling a Rubio and chugging water during his press conference?I feel like Fish and Wildlife is the most trustworthy agency involved in this whole thing.
Vectron: Bontesla: So what's the over/under on the body's dental records NOT being a match for Dorner's?As if we would ever find out.
MrHappyRotter: At least he died doing what he loved.
MrHappyRotter: CBS news reporting that a body has been removed from the cabin.
raptusregaliter: Just another mismanaged mess by the LAPD.Condolences to the families of the lost because a former cop went 51/50.//I swear, if he escapes...
Otto_E_Rodika: One less Obama voter.
badhatharry: I want them to get this guy but I was kind of hoping he would jump out a window in full scuba gear,
JRinOKC: I just got home. Did Dorner get fired by the LAPD again?
FirstNationalBastard: Reportedly, to elect a new Pope.
Dano33: I could see someone killing themselve using a gun, but who the fark would choose to burn themself to death? C'mon people..
Somacandra: MrHappyRotter: I can't pull myself away from the computer but I really have to poop. I REALLY HAVE TO POOP.TURN UP THE VOLUME AND GO DROP THAT DEUCE!thread isn't going anywhere
Nothing To See Here: Dorner, you're fired.
dumbandilikeit: FirstNationalBastard: oryx: Is that fire speading?So, when the LAPD causes a wildfire that destroys thousands of acres, do they say sorry or just shoot some more random people and blame the nearest brown rabbit?LAPD is no where near there. These are the San Bernadino PD
Dumski: Next to go...a propane tank near the cabin
Roook: This department spokeswoman is awesome
my alt's alt's alt: Nevermind. It's not real -- it's a hoax. A prank. He's hiding in a well. Hey, turn left here. Left!
Popcorn Johnny: Somebody post a link to the best stream please.
Bathsalt: kvinesknows: so let me get this right.. couple of cops shot and some killed and some friends of cops shot... response everyone and everything mobilized. some kid shot in a srive by.. tough luck kiddo.. shoulda been a cops kidseriously whta the ever living fuxk is wrong with you people for allowing this?Can you repeat that in English ?
Somacandra: OK MAYOR IS COMING OUT
Mrs. Beasley: "Stop Tweeting and using social media, dammit!"
SN1987a goes boom: TheNyquilKid: Breaking News: The Dorner/Second plane job has been done to death already. Shut up.We're receiving word that a third Dorner has just crashed in a field in Pennsylvannia.
Somacandra: Ok, LAPD is coming out
freewill: Are we totally certain that this is not LAPD cornering LAPD and engaging in a firefight with LAPD?Also, I'm assuming the officer who finally nails him will have an awesome action hero line prepared before he finishes him off.I'm thinking "Ehrmagerd, Chris, are you an Organ Dorner?"
Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.
khyberkitsune: well 200+ cops getting ready to rock and roll that mountain.Plus a bunker buster squad getting called in.
kombat_unit: I am referring to Monica Quan
NightOwl2255: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail heil of gunfire."Pet Peeve.
Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area. He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks. Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.
NeoCortex42: Okay, CNN just announced that what they're showing is videotape and NOT live.
LessO2: Channel 4 in LA has brought in some professor of psychology, sounds like they're out of news.
you are a puppet: They're saying Dorner is pinned down...1 I can't believe it's going to end like this ....2.....NO! He got his shoulder up before 3 I can't believe it!LETS GO DORNER
BronyMedic: Langston: Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airportshiat's getting real. Does SB County do Fast-Rope insertions?
Great Janitor: violentsalvation: My god this guy is entertaining.I can't wait until the movie.
markie_farkie: Suspect holed up in cabin, gunfire being exchanged.
Peaceboy: They should do what the military did with Noriega, just start playing really loud music at him. If they blast him with Nickelback, this will all be over in minutes.
DownDaRiver: ha-ha-guy: As a coworker pointed out: "They have officers from multiple agencies up there carrying around rifles and looking for Dorner. Watch this be officer from one agency sees a black officer from another and starts a firefight."If I were a black cop out there I would ask to be assigned to crossing guard duty.I wouldn't want to be any where near those wackos aiming for armed black men.
Langston: Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airport
max_pooper: Raithen: ravenlore: In other words some random black dude is about to die. LAPD will later report that he was "resisting arrest""He refused to follow police commands, so we had to unload 2 dozen officers unload everything they had rounds at him."Fixed for accuracy
abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means LOL! These guys are idiots.
Supes: Calling it right now that the two cops shot were hit by friendly fire.
ha-ha-guy: So, if LAPD kills a large black guy who isn't Dorner, is that progress since at least they had the right race?
doczoidberg: I know this guy is a murderer and everything, but...I kinda like him.