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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) NewsFlash Possible sighting of cop-killer Chris Dorner, shots fired in Big Bear and Highway 38 closed in area for manhunt (link goes to live coverage)   ( nbclosangeles.com) divider line
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2013-02-12 05:00:57 PM  
22 votes:
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2013-02-12 05:00:19 PM  
19 votes:

Peaceboy: Plume of smoke.  Smoke grenade?  What would be the purpose of that?


A new Pope has been elected.
2013-02-12 04:43:00 PM  
16 votes:
If Big Bear were armed, this never would've happened. It's right there, black and white, clear as crystal: the right to arm bears.
2013-02-12 05:19:42 PM  
14 votes:

Peaceboy: Plume of smoke.  Smoke grenade?  What would be the purpose of that?


They've elected him Pope.
2013-02-12 04:48:38 PM  
13 votes:

hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?


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2013-02-12 04:56:52 PM  
12 votes:
So I'm up in the cafeteria refilling my coffee, and I stop to look at the TV.  CNN is on and we're seeing aerial shots of a road through a wooded area, with graphics on the screen saying things like "BIG BEAR," "SCHOOLS ON LOCKDOWN," "POLICE SEARCHING..." etc.

A member of the cleaning staff, who doesn't speak much English, turns to me and asks "how big a bear could it be?"

(I was nice.  I explained politely.)
2013-02-12 05:21:22 PM  
11 votes:

loveblondieo: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner

How serious is that?


It's as much as four tens.

And that's terrible.
2013-02-12 06:40:06 PM  
10 votes:
I'm just an honorary black person, but I don't think a snowy landscape was the best hiding decision.
2013-02-12 04:56:48 PM  
9 votes:
So it's a Manhunt in near Big Bear Highway for an ex-cop?

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/I'm scared
2013-02-12 04:48:52 PM  
9 votes:
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Doin thangs.
2013-02-12 04:43:10 PM  
9 votes:
So, if LAPD kills a large black guy who isn't Dorner, is that progress since at least they had the right race?
2013-02-12 07:33:12 PM  
8 votes:
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2013-02-12 06:47:13 PM  
8 votes:
CNN has just confirmed that the second deputy rose up in the ambulance and it was actually Dorner wearing his face as a mask. Now if you'll excuse him he has to be meeting his old friend Sgt Teresa Perez for dinner.
2013-02-12 06:45:51 PM  
8 votes:
In today's news:


Barack to speak in a big hall
Pope quits, he's done with it all
Dorner's pinned and we are glad
Un's a d!ck just like his dad

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE....
2013-02-12 06:22:54 PM  
8 votes:
feel sorry for the guy who has a dead hooker in the trunk, totally having nothing to do with this.
2013-02-12 05:25:43 PM  
8 votes:
Worst case scenario for Dorner is that he's holed up in there with a rabbit telling him to hide in the oven.
2013-02-12 04:56:05 PM  
8 votes:
NativeBundleNoOpImpl?

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Anyone else seeing this pop up on that site?
Is my computer asking me to feed it a cat?
2013-02-12 08:10:25 PM  
7 votes:
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2013-02-12 07:04:15 PM  
7 votes:
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2013-02-12 06:05:27 PM  
7 votes:

Bontesla: I was just tipped off by text messages that something was going down but I'm still at work... Could anyone fill me in??? Thank you (in advance)


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Well, let's see: First, the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes-Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
2013-02-12 05:19:30 PM  
7 votes:

kombat_unit: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: He's just exercising his second amendment rights against a corrupt government, what's the problem?

Is murdering Asian females spelled out right next to muskets in your reading of 2A?


He didn't kill them. The LAPD did, thinking it was him. Because one large black dude is frequently and easily mistaken for two Asian women. I should know. Every time I go to get groceries, the clerk asks, "how are you fine ladies?"
2013-02-12 04:45:19 PM  
7 votes:
Shots fired?  Feh. If they thought they had this guy, they'd be dropping ordinance from airplanes.  Shots fired just means they saw a squirrel.
2013-02-12 04:44:59 PM  
7 votes:
Update: Sorry guys, we killed LL Cool J. Ooops. We will give his family a new car.
2013-02-12 04:42:26 PM  
7 votes:
Good that he got to host The Grammy Awards in between sightings.
2013-02-13 01:12:28 AM  
6 votes:
Dorner's got a head start on Ash Wednesday.
2013-02-13 12:32:10 AM  
6 votes:
BODY IN THE CABIN HAS BEEN CONFIRMED TO BE LENNAY KEKUA
2013-02-12 08:59:53 PM  
6 votes:
Schroedinger's Cabin is boring me.
2013-02-12 08:05:45 PM  
6 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Shirley Ujest: I just got home from work and saw this thread bloating up fast.

Anyone care to summarize the highlights for me?

Black man burning.


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/not amused
2013-02-12 07:10:09 PM  
6 votes:
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2013-02-12 06:08:22 PM  
6 votes:

BREAKING NEWS: A PLANE HAS HIT THE SECOND DORNER.

2013-02-12 05:32:13 PM  
6 votes:
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2013-02-12 05:18:47 PM  
6 votes:
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What the police actually found at Big Bear Mountain
2013-02-12 05:06:17 PM  
6 votes:
Seen fleeing the Big Bear area:

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2013-02-12 05:04:23 PM  
6 votes:

cgraves67: I say the guy they have cornered is actually a right-wing nutjob who lives in a cabin in the woods, and not Chris Dorner.


When the smoke clears, we'll find out they've been tracking Michael Dorn this whole time.
2013-02-12 05:01:08 PM  
6 votes:
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2013-02-12 04:45:28 PM  
6 votes:
Shots fired? Who did the cops shoot? Some couple on their way home from work?
2013-02-12 04:43:59 PM  
6 votes:
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2013-02-12 08:42:23 PM  
5 votes:

Mrs. Beasley: Ha. But there are rumors of a horse...


Black men don't ride horses.  Next you'll be telling me he escaped by swimming across the river.
2013-02-12 08:17:21 PM  
5 votes:

lousyskater: Heard on the scanner they're starting to move west.


Manifesto Destiny.
2013-02-12 08:13:19 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-02-12 06:03:26 PM  
5 votes:
Ok, LAPD is coming out
2013-02-12 05:57:11 PM  
5 votes:
Checking the headlines on Google...

"Fugitive ex-cop reportedly exchanges fire with authorities."

Once he gets masonry and religion, he will be unstoppable.
2013-02-12 05:45:16 PM  
5 votes:
I just called in a tip to say I saw Dorner in a cabin on TV.

THAT MILLION DOLLARS IS MINE!
2013-02-12 05:27:25 PM  
5 votes:

JerseyTim: Worst case scenario for Dorner is that he's holed up in there with a rabbit telling him to hide in the oven.


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/Take the rabbit into the other room and let him have it.
2013-02-12 05:24:09 PM  
5 votes:

LessO2: Am I hearing it right on the scanner?

No-fly zone 13,000 feet up, three miles wide?


They're activating the Palomar Ion Cannon.
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2013-02-12 05:23:10 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-02-12 05:21:11 PM  
5 votes:

Snarfangel: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke.  Smoke grenade?  What would be the purpose of that?

They've elected him Pope.


It was black smoke. They still need to take another vote. Apparently the CHiP is unwilling to compromise on their first choice of Erik Estrada.
2013-02-12 05:10:52 PM  
5 votes:

TheNyquilKid: abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?

CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means  LOL! These guys are idiots.

Wolf also said steam. farking moron.



*** FLASH *** WOLF BLITZER NOW REPORTING LAPD SWAT HAS ELECTED THE NEW POPE. DEVELOPING...
2013-02-12 05:01:34 PM  
5 votes:
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/might be the last time to be able to use this
//doesn't look good for "the Man's" Boogeyman
2013-02-12 04:50:39 PM  
5 votes:
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM
2013-02-12 10:01:59 PM  
4 votes:

cretinbob: FreeRepublic says body recovered.


I hope they aren't expecting much. I had a sofa recovered, and it was never quite the same afterwards.
2013-02-12 09:54:40 PM  
4 votes:
LAPD has confirmed that Chris Dorner has died from eight self-inflicted gunshots to the head in an apparent suicide.
2013-02-12 09:35:23 PM  
4 votes:
When asked why it took so long for police to enter the cabin, the LAPD said: "One does not simply walk into Dormer."
2013-02-12 09:34:31 PM  
4 votes:

Cer10Death: Who the fark voted for this assclown! I don't want to live in a socialist country! Put the damn manhunt back on!


You can still see plenty online:

1. Go to Google.
2. Turn off "Safe Search."
3. Use the search terms "manhunt big bear."

Enjoy!
2013-02-12 09:08:57 PM  
4 votes:
Upon hearing reports of fire in the cabin, Boeing has issued a denial.
2013-02-12 08:19:57 PM  
4 votes:

100 Watt Walrus: All you farkwits making pope jokes in the last 30 minutes, you might consider skimming the farking thread in the future, so as not to make an ass of yourselves.


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2013-02-12 08:07:30 PM  
4 votes:
Well, the guy in the cabin is definitely black NOW.
2013-02-12 08:03:38 PM  
4 votes:

Shirley Ujest: Anyone care to summarize the highlights for me?


Goofus didn't make his bed while Gallant did, and I still can't find all the differences in the pictures.
2013-02-12 08:03:10 PM  
4 votes:
I was going to make a Pope joke, but it got so old that it resigned.
2013-02-12 07:34:52 PM  
4 votes:
OH LAWD JESUS IT'S A FIRE.

Ain't nobody got time for that.
2013-02-12 07:32:16 PM  
4 votes:
Looks like Christopher Dorner has picked the next Pope!
2013-02-12 07:29:35 PM  
4 votes:
CBS saying they've gotten reports that the suspect may have escaped the fire and gone to a whore's table.
2013-02-12 07:22:15 PM  
4 votes:
CNN has video.  Apparently Dorner has elected a new Pope.
2013-02-12 07:19:51 PM  
4 votes:
AH! MY POPCORN!

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2013-02-12 07:05:50 PM  
4 votes:
If Dorner makes me miss Jeopardy, I'm gonna go up there and kill him my own damn self.
2013-02-12 06:58:31 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-02-12 06:16:13 PM  
4 votes:

bighairyguy: OgreMagi: bighairyguy: Scanner: 15 SWAT guys dropped off

They'll probably go to the wrong house.

Knock knock ...


Penny...
2013-02-12 06:13:19 PM  
4 votes:

TheNyquilKid: Breaking News: The Dorner/Second plane job has been done to death already. Shut up.


We're receiving word that a third Dorner has just crashed in a field in Pennsylvannia.
2013-02-12 06:06:41 PM  
4 votes:
Man some stoner who rented a cabin for the week is having the worst paranoia ever.
2013-02-12 05:57:29 PM  
4 votes:

Bontesla: I was just tipped off by text messages that something was going down but I'm still at work... Could anyone fill me in??? Thank you (in advance)


There's a sale at Penny's!
2013-02-12 05:50:09 PM  
4 votes:
According to CNN the secretary of the Police Department has released a statement:

""We know where he is. He's in the area around LA and Big Bear and east, west, south and north somewhat."
2013-02-12 05:48:24 PM  
4 votes:

mudpants: Popcorn Johnny: What are the odds that SWAT storms in to find an empty cabin?

THIS


9 SWAT members storm the cabin.  10 SWAT members leave.  No Dorner...  Mastermind!
2013-02-12 05:47:24 PM  
4 votes:
Breaking: CNN now reporting that 12 Dorners are trapped in the mine, and 11 have survived

UPDATE: Only one Dorner has survivied
2013-02-12 05:30:37 PM  
4 votes:
If you put that many policemen on Guam, it would tip over.
2013-02-12 05:19:30 PM  
4 votes:
They just entered the cabin and Jacob told them they have to move the island. This is getting crazy.
2013-02-12 05:18:32 PM  
4 votes:
Guys, I'm in the house next door. I see OJ and he looks scared.
2013-02-12 05:17:28 PM  
4 votes:

loveblondieo: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner

How serious is that?


One worse than 39.
2013-02-12 05:14:07 PM  
4 votes:
Dispatch: "Did you say 'Rut with live bees? Over."

Office: "No. I said 'Cut their live feeds. Of the cabin'."

Dispatch: "Roger. Shut the wide peeves. Even Alvin. Over."

Officer: *static*
2013-02-12 04:56:31 PM  
4 votes:

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abhorrent1: Watching this on CNN. The way they're all acting like military experts is hilarious. "He's an expert at weak-side shooting"!



"but what I can guarantee you, Wolf, is that the DC Sniper is a white man, between 36 and 44 years of age. He's a veteran, either USMC or Army with extensive weapons training. He is employed in a job requiring physical activity. He is married. He likes activities like chess, crossword puzzles, things that stimulate the brain....."
2013-02-12 04:55:00 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-02-12 04:54:59 PM  
4 votes:
He could have killed you. He could have killed you all. Let it go or he'll give you a war you won't believe.
2013-02-12 04:50:36 PM  
4 votes:

hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?


Donut break.
2013-02-12 04:49:49 PM  
4 votes:

muck4doo: LOL! LAPD, yeah right.


Considering the quality of their aim, his best chance is to stand right in front of them.
rpl
2013-02-13 01:49:24 AM  
3 votes:
I've tracked this thread for too long to not leave a contribution of my own, so..

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You're welcome.

Dammit, now I'm hungry.
2013-02-12 10:36:33 PM  
3 votes:

MrHappyRotter: CBS: "We don't know the condition of the body"


Medium-well
2013-02-12 09:51:22 PM  
3 votes:

MrHappyRotter: CBS news is saying it's official: High level sources confirming Dorner's body has been recovered from the burned down cabin.


Out of sheer reflex at this point, LAPD has just offered a new car to the corpse.
2013-02-12 09:15:32 PM  
3 votes:
Inside the cabin they are going to find the charred remains of a horse, a car, a squad car, a two headed calf, and a suit of armor made out of tin foil.
2013-02-12 08:51:13 PM  
3 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Mrs. Beasley: Ha. But there are rumors of a horse...

Black men don't ride horses.  Next you'll be telling me he escaped by swimming across the river.


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2013-02-12 08:42:09 PM  
3 votes:
Just in: Taylor Swift has released a new song about her breakup with Chris Dorner.
2013-02-12 08:35:00 PM  
3 votes:
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/Too soon?
2013-02-12 08:21:19 PM  
3 votes:

100 Watt Walrus: All you farkwits making pope jokes in the last 30 minutes, you might consider skimming the farking thread in the future, so as not to make an ass of yourselves.


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We have a NEW POPE!!!!
2013-02-12 08:20:32 PM  
3 votes:

MrHappyRotter: I can't pull myself away from the computer but I really have to poop.  I REALLY HAVE TO POOP.


just pretend you're on a Carnival Cruise ship and poop in a bag.  You're on vacation!!!!!
2013-02-12 08:14:52 PM  
3 votes:

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/hot linked
2013-02-12 08:04:53 PM  
3 votes:

Shirley Ujest: Anyone care to summarize the highlights for me?


Waco Boogaloo 2, and we have a new Pope.
2013-02-12 07:56:31 PM  
3 votes:

homelessdude: Jekylman: 46420: police spokesperson just said they can't say how the fire started....they lit the shiat....can they be charged with arson

I need a ruling. Will I go to hell if I say the police spokesperson is smoking hot?

Yes you will, but I am willing to fall on the sword.

She is smoking hot.


fap?

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2013-02-12 07:46:08 PM  
3 votes:

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2013 Hide-and Seek World Champion
Former Champion: Osama bin Laden, 2001-2011

2013-02-12 07:42:08 PM  
3 votes:
Chris Dorner: Hide and Seek Champion February 7 - 12, 2013.
2013-02-12 07:35:36 PM  
3 votes:
Seen outside...

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2013-02-12 07:30:51 PM  
3 votes:

vygramul: Can you imagine the cabin owner right now?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Look on the bright side - there were probably a few Kinkade prints on the walls.
2013-02-12 07:23:14 PM  
3 votes:

What a Big Bear may look like.

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2013-02-12 07:22:47 PM  
3 votes:
"Thank you, Mario, but our murderer is in another cabin!"
2013-02-12 07:13:56 PM  
3 votes:
Green gas is coming out of the cabin, according to reporter.

Guns drawn and the the suspect is farting. Repeat, farting, farting everywhere.
2013-02-12 07:11:37 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-12 07:09:55 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-12 07:05:55 PM  
3 votes:
Come and listen to a story about a man named Chris
A poor po po man, for his people he took risks,
Then one day he was shootin' at in the hood,
And out from the streets came a gunning for him dudes.

Cops that is
White and bold
LA's finest.

Well the first thing you know ol Chirs's a wanted man,
Media said "Chris run away from there"
Said "Big Beart is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up the truck and moved to where they ski.


Hills, that is.
Rural shacks.
Outhouses.

Well now it's time to say good by to Chris and all his sin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality

Target parctice that is. Run a spell, Keep your shoes on

Y'all come back now, y'hear?
2013-02-12 07:05:40 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-12 07:02:58 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-12 07:00:50 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-12 06:45:15 PM  
3 votes:

netweavr: Man some stoner who rented a cabin for the week is having the worst paranoia ever.


Yeah, I'm starting to regret renting this thing.  At least there's WiFi out here.  Hold on, I hear voices outside my d
2013-02-12 06:44:51 PM  
3 votes:

Stinkyy: THREAD BADGE REQUIRED.


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2013-02-12 06:32:12 PM  
3 votes:
My sister has a friend at school whose dad works for Blizzard who knows someone that was in the cabin at the time and it wasn't Dorner.  You guys really need to stop believing every second-hand information you hear.
2013-02-12 06:29:07 PM  
3 votes:
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Did the suspect exhibit any unusual behavior, such as killing civilians?
2013-02-12 06:20:34 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-12 06:02:51 PM  
3 votes:
Dorner has just launched a trebuchet-load of donuts! The police are fleeing the scene! Repeat....
2013-02-12 05:56:36 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-02-12 05:56:29 PM  
3 votes:

Shazam999: Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?

It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.

Finally.  It's like Kickstarter!


Kickthebucketstarter?
2013-02-12 05:52:10 PM  
3 votes:

I Said: Breaking: CNN now reporting that 12 Dorners are trapped in the mine, and 11 have survived

UPDATE: Only one Dorner has survivied


BREAKING NEWS, a second Chris Dorner has just crashed into tower 2....
2013-02-12 05:50:05 PM  
3 votes:
If they actually do corner him in a cabin, I'm sure the cops will use a carefully measured approach to getting Donner out...

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2013-02-12 05:45:52 PM  
3 votes:
Whoah, whoah, WHOAH!?, GUYS!?

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2013-02-12 05:35:16 PM  
3 votes:
/b/ is mustering up funds to send pizzas to the cabin.
2013-02-12 05:30:43 PM  
3 votes:

loveblondieo: This will surely be on Law and Order next year.


They have loud speakers on the ground randomly playing the L&O "blong-dong" sound so that they don't have to add in later on.
2013-02-12 05:24:16 PM  
3 votes:
Oh and for those asking why he didn't flee in the truck, you are forgetting, the LAPD has crack training in preventing that:

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2013-02-12 05:23:33 PM  
3 votes:
I see white smoke coming out of the cab in..... did they elect a pope?
2013-02-12 05:22:34 PM  
3 votes:
He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.
2013-02-12 05:18:52 PM  
3 votes:

Ed Finnerty: They're opening their malt liquor now.


That's code 45.  Obviously.
2013-02-12 05:08:13 PM  
3 votes:
Instead of silence, they should play "The Entertainer" between communications.
2013-02-12 05:06:53 PM  
3 votes:
George Stephanopolous just reported the police have Morgan Freeman pinned down in Big Bear, numerous titty sprinkles sighted in region.
2013-02-12 05:06:14 PM  
3 votes:

4tehsnowflakes: Dude has six stars.


In the new GTA game, that means Obama shoots you in a driveby from Biden's Thunderbird.
2013-02-12 05:05:39 PM  
3 votes:
The search is over, Montag is dead; a crime against society has been avenged.
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/props to RB
2013-02-12 05:02:38 PM  
3 votes:
I'd panic if I were you. Why, just from misreading the headline I'm already assuming there are 38 DEAD!
2013-02-12 04:59:22 PM  
3 votes:

Teknowaffle: They probably saw a black bear.


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RIP BLACK BEAR!
2013-02-12 04:55:59 PM  
3 votes:
If he goes into hibernation, this could take a while.
2013-02-12 04:51:17 PM  
3 votes:
Going as Chris Dorner for halloween this year. Or maybe I'll just go as a shot up blue toyota.
2013-02-12 04:49:36 PM  
3 votes:
Good thing there are no anti-government crazy types living in Big Bear who might not take kindly to officers coming on their land
2013-02-12 04:46:53 PM  
3 votes:

hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?


It's really just viral marketing for GTA5.
2013-02-12 04:45:14 PM  
3 votes:
Breaking news coverage, the root canal of televised journalism...
2013-02-13 02:44:08 PM  
2 votes:

NightOwl2255: Let's get this clear. They didn't start the fire


It was always burning since the world's been turning.
2013-02-13 12:36:13 AM  
2 votes:

freewill: hulk hogan meat shoes: This man will go down as a true American Hero.

He's going to be pretty surprised when he comes out of his Baja cave in twenty years and finds out that his "death" led to massive reforms in California law enforcement, that his manifesto is required reading at the police academy, and that he is seen as both a visionary and a martyr.

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davidphogan: Did anyone else notice the fish and game warden ended up pulling a Rubio and chugging water during his press conference?

I feel like Fish and Wildlife is the most trustworthy agency involved in this whole thing.



Feb 12 is already Lincoln's birthday. If we end up commemorating Dorner-inspired police-force reforms, and create a "Dorner Day" in the future, what day would you suggest?


The Man They Call Dorner

He threatened the evil
He defended the poor
Stood up to the man
And he gave him what for
His saintly reforms
Helps the cops turn a corner
The Hero of SoCal
The man they call Dorner

Dorner saw the common man's backs breakin'
He saw the civilians laments
And he saw the magistrate takin'
Every dollar and leavin' five cents
So he said "You can't do that to my people"
He said "Can't crush them under your heel"
Dorner strapped on his Rifle
And in five seconds flat
Let them knew what we feel...

(Chorus)
Now here is what separates heroes
From common folk like you and I
The man they call Dorner
Looked 'em straigt in the eye
He stole away our pain
And headed out for the sky
2013-02-13 12:31:46 AM  
2 votes:
Fittingly, the LAPD web site is celebrating Black History.
2013-02-12 11:16:32 PM  
2 votes:
Unbelievable, they better make up their minds
and what if they never find him...

BIG BEAR LAKE / 2025
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"It was a night,, just like tonight, not very far from this spot..."
Legends start this way
2013-02-12 10:53:44 PM  
2 votes:

Vectron: Bontesla: So what's the over/under on the body's dental records NOT being a match for Dorner's?

As if we would ever find out.


Here's my theory: Dorner long ago identified a doppelganger in law enforcement. He chose this location for his last stand knowing that this individual would be on duty.

During the initial confusion, he was able to capture this individual, bring him into the basement, and using dental tools and painkillers he'd been keeping in his truck, switch their teeth. The doppelganger died in the fire, while Christopher Dorner is now serving in the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department and receiving a commendation for his role in bringing himself to justice.

/ Donald Draper? What kind of name is that?
2013-02-12 10:43:28 PM  
2 votes:

MrHappyRotter: At least he died doing what he loved.


Voting for the next pope?
2013-02-12 10:32:55 PM  
2 votes:
At least he died doing what he loved.
2013-02-12 10:26:05 PM  
2 votes:
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Cherish the cabin.
2013-02-12 09:44:05 PM  
2 votes:

MrHappyRotter: CBS news reporting that a body has been removed from the cabin.



It was described as "too done in the middle."
2013-02-12 09:35:56 PM  
2 votes:

raptusregaliter: Just another mismanaged mess by the LAPD.

Condolences to the families of the lost because a former cop went 51/50.

//I swear, if he escapes...


You'll write a manifesto and start violent retribution ending in an exciting and extended manhunt?
2013-02-12 09:30:04 PM  
2 votes:
In related news, authorities are now battling a raging wildfire in the vicinity of Big Bear.
2013-02-12 09:20:39 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-12 09:17:57 PM  
2 votes:

Otto_E_Rodika: One less Obama voter.


That will really tip the California vote when Obama runs for his third term.
2013-02-12 09:11:47 PM  
2 votes:

badhatharry: I want them to get this guy but I was kind of hoping he would jump out a window in full scuba gear,

 pose for a Google Street View car, and run into the woods.

FTFY.
2013-02-12 09:09:25 PM  
2 votes:
I want them to get this guy but I was kind of hoping he would jump out a window in full scuba gear and run into the woods.
2013-02-12 09:02:51 PM  
2 votes:
State of The Cabin speech has been CANCELED.
2013-02-12 08:53:12 PM  
2 votes:
I was on Reddit and got downvoted -50 karma points for saying Chuck Norris is in the burning cabin
I am at home here on Fark. Where I can make insensitive comments and be applauded for it.
2013-02-12 08:49:53 PM  
2 votes:
I can't decide whether to watch this or the SOTU.

Either way I'll be witnessing a black guy who's about to get roasted in the near future.
2013-02-12 08:43:24 PM  
2 votes:
How Dorner may have escaped.

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2013-02-12 08:41:19 PM  
2 votes:

JRinOKC: I just got home. Did Dorner get fired by the LAPD again?


No, but Obama just announced drone strikes have killed Dorner's second in command. This is the 4th Dorner second in command we've killed since combat operations started.
2013-02-12 08:40:33 PM  
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Reportedly, to elect a new Pope.


Shhh, we're supposed to stop telling that joke. Apparently it's not funny anymore.
2013-02-12 08:38:03 PM  
2 votes:

Dano33: I could see someone killing themselve using a gun, but who the fark would choose to burn themself to death? C'mon people..


I did hear on the news on the radio that "he killed himself and then set the place on fire".

I am not kidding.
2013-02-12 08:37:08 PM  
2 votes:
Dorner's body will be taken to an aircraft carrier and be buried at sea......
2013-02-12 08:29:35 PM  
2 votes:
Thanks Fox News for posting "RadioReference.com" on their screen. The site melted down in 2 minutes.  If their server caught on fire, I'd LOL
2013-02-12 08:27:19 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: MrHappyRotter: I can't pull myself away from the computer but I really have to poop.  I REALLY HAVE TO POOP.

TURN UP THE VOLUME AND GO DROP THAT DEUCE!

thread isn't going anywhere


I decided to crap my pants instead.  Then I realized this computer is a laptop.  FML
2013-02-12 08:26:55 PM  
2 votes:

Nothing To See Here: Dorner, you're fired.


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2013-02-12 08:24:36 PM  
2 votes:
I heard tickets were overpriced

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2013-02-12 08:22:30 PM  
2 votes:
You idiots realize that Dorner traveled back in time, right?  Why else would a building catch fire?  Judging by the amount of destruction, I'd say he's back in the 1880s by now.  Never again will he have to endure racial bigotry.
2013-02-12 08:21:19 PM  
2 votes:

dumbandilikeit: FirstNationalBastard: oryx: Is that fire speading?

So, when the LAPD causes a wildfire that destroys thousands of acres, do they say sorry or just shoot some more random people and blame the nearest brown rabbit?

LAPD is no where near there. These are the San Bernadino PD


Like that's going to stop the LAPD from shooting random people.
2013-02-12 08:06:30 PM  
2 votes:
I think this is all viral marketing for a new Xbox game
2013-02-12 08:01:12 PM  
2 votes:

Dumski: Next to go...a propane tank near the cabin


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2013-02-12 07:58:49 PM  
2 votes:
This pope joke is now officially as old as the actual pope.
pc
2013-02-12 07:58:24 PM  
2 votes:

Roook: This department spokeswoman is awesome


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2013-02-12 07:56:16 PM  
2 votes:
From what I understand, the black smoke just means Dorner has chosen the new Pope.
2013-02-12 07:51:32 PM  
2 votes:

my alt's alt's alt: Nevermind. It's not real -- it's a hoax. A prank. He's hiding in a well. Hey, turn left here. Left!


Hiding in a well?

Great, now the LAPD is going to shoot Baby Jessica.
2013-02-12 07:50:16 PM  
2 votes:
uncle owen? aunt buru?
2013-02-12 07:35:58 PM  
2 votes:
Looks like Dorner escaped through the chimney.
2013-02-12 07:29:47 PM  
2 votes:
They spotted footprints to a horse corral, GTA is now Red Dead Redemption
2013-02-12 07:27:02 PM  
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Somebody post a link to the best stream please.


We're only authorized to give you the mediocre stream.
2013-02-12 07:23:53 PM  
2 votes:
cabin has no tv, internet, or cabin.
2013-02-12 07:22:38 PM  
2 votes:
FIRE!  FIRE!

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2013-02-12 07:22:26 PM  
2 votes:
Not the next Pope.
2013-02-12 07:21:42 PM  
2 votes:
Some stupid with a flare gun.
2013-02-12 07:21:25 PM  
2 votes:
why would two innocent Asian women light their house on fire?!?!
2013-02-12 07:18:17 PM  
2 votes:
Shouldn't we call Domino's and get him a pizza?
2013-02-12 07:12:45 PM  
2 votes:

Bathsalt: kvinesknows: so let me get this right.. couple of cops shot and some killed and some friends of cops shot... response everyone and everything mobilized. some kid shot in a srive by.. tough luck kiddo.. shoulda been a cops kidseriously whta the ever living fuxk is wrong with you people for allowing this?

Can you repeat that in English ?


"Me love you long time."
2013-02-12 07:09:14 PM  
2 votes:
I'm posting other pictures of Dorner to assist LAPD:

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2013-02-12 06:57:37 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: OK MAYOR IS COMING OUT


As Coroner, I must aver
I thoroughly examined Dorner
He isn't only merely dead
He's really most sincerely dead!
2013-02-12 06:51:59 PM  
2 votes:
National media is reporting an escape attempt is in progress. First images from the scene are out.

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2013-02-12 06:47:45 PM  
2 votes:
/b/ has obtained the phone number for the nearest pizza place.

Seriously
2013-02-12 06:41:34 PM  
2 votes:

Mrs. Beasley: "Stop Tweeting and using social media, dammit!"


Use anti-social media, like Fark!
2013-02-12 06:41:02 PM  
2 votes:
Uh oh, looks like it's...

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2013-02-12 06:38:34 PM  
2 votes:
MOSS COVERED THREE-HANDLED FAMILY GREDUNZA! :P
2013-02-12 06:30:35 PM  
2 votes:
He's in a bus!

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2013-02-12 06:30:31 PM  
2 votes:
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Good idea: Kill a handful of cops in GTA: IV and lead them on a massive chase to pass the time.

Bad Idea: Kill a handful of cops in real life while also shooting at civilians over a period of days, and holding people hostage in a rural cabin.
2013-02-12 06:23:49 PM  
2 votes:
This situation would have been avoided if police officers were allowed to carry guns.
2013-02-12 06:15:53 PM  
2 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: TheNyquilKid: Breaking News: The Dorner/Second plane job has been done to death already. Shut up.

We're receiving word that a third Dorner has just crashed in a field in Pennsylvannia.


We're receiving reports of a fourth Dorner possibly on its way to Washington DC, and there is an unexplained fire at the Pentagon.
2013-02-12 06:08:08 PM  
2 votes:
Cops think Dorner is watching TV.  I didn't know "Martin" was still in syndication.
2013-02-12 06:06:05 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: Ok, LAPD is coming out


No, no! "Ok, po-po is coming out."
2013-02-12 06:04:32 PM  
2 votes:
Can we ship Dorner to North Korea after telling him it's full of cops?
2013-02-12 06:01:11 PM  
2 votes:
HUT  HUT  HUT  HUT . . . HUT  HUT  HUT  HUT HUT  HUT  HUT  HUT. . HUT   HUT..   HUT
2013-02-12 06:00:18 PM  
2 votes:
"My concern is that if we get any more media and police up there, the mountains might tip over."

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2013-02-12 05:57:06 PM  
2 votes:

Shazam999: Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?

It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.

Finally.  It's like Kickstarter!


Welcome to Killstarter, the crowdfunded bounty site, where you can decide who lives or dies!
2013-02-12 05:57:05 PM  
2 votes:

freewill: Are we totally certain that this is not LAPD cornering LAPD and engaging in a firefight with LAPD?

Also, I'm assuming the officer who finally nails him will have an awesome action hero line prepared before he finishes him off.

I'm thinking "Ehrmagerd, Chris, are you an Organ Dorner?"


FTFY
2013-02-12 05:55:12 PM  
2 votes:

Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?

It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.


Finally.  It's like Kickstarter!
2013-02-12 05:54:45 PM  
2 votes:
Are they sure its him and not a old white man?
2013-02-12 05:53:47 PM  
2 votes:
Did somebody say armored bear?

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2013-02-12 05:49:53 PM  
2 votes:
This thread has more internal drama than the news story.
2013-02-12 05:47:07 PM  
2 votes:
So they told the media to cut all their live feeds.  Wonder if they remembered to tell this guy.

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2013-02-12 05:46:25 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-12 05:45:29 PM  
2 votes:

khyberkitsune: well 200+ cops getting ready to rock and roll that mountain.

Plus a bunker buster squad getting called in.


Yeah, but he's actually hiding in Pakistan.
2013-02-12 05:44:42 PM  
2 votes:
WHAR CHOPPER DUDE TRACY WHAR

/somewhat obscure
2013-02-12 05:41:02 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-12 05:40:30 PM  
2 votes:
Ronnie the limo driver was involved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DsYgX0f-1U
2013-02-12 05:40:16 PM  
2 votes:
What dark complected fugitive in cabin may look like:
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2013-02-12 05:36:34 PM  
2 votes:

kombat_unit: I am referring to Monica Quan


According to all of the internet tough guys/schizophrenic conspiracy theorists on this site, it's either her fault for being born of police sperm, or she was killed in a false flag operation in order to create the pretense to take down the most brilliant man alive who happens to have all the goods on the LAPD.

And yet this incredibly sinister, ruthless, powerful cabal couldn't  plant a tracer on his truck or  keep his manifesto from hitting Wonkette.com.
2013-02-12 05:36:13 PM  
2 votes:
CNN airing a flashback feed I guess. There was a FIREFIIIIIIIIGHT
2013-02-12 05:34:20 PM  
2 votes:

NightOwl2255: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail heil of gunfire."

Pet Peeve.


Careful with that.  He's in this thread!  The posts are coming from inside the house!
2013-02-12 05:32:01 PM  
2 votes:
Hold on to your butts.
2013-02-12 05:27:37 PM  
2 votes:
This will surely be on Law and Order next year.
2013-02-12 05:26:17 PM  
2 votes:

Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.


He's foolishly headed toward Twin Pines. Once he reaches the Larch, it is all over.
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2013-02-12 05:25:23 PM  
2 votes:
Now's the time to rob a bank in San Bernardino.
2013-02-12 05:22:28 PM  
2 votes:

NeoCortex42: Okay, CNN just announced that what they're showing is videotape and NOT live.


Ah, that explains why there were happy Lakers fans in the background. This is from a couple months ago
2013-02-12 05:17:53 PM  
2 votes:
I'm pretty sure the command upon a confirmed sighting will be....
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/and knowing LA media, the killing will be broadcast live
//so anybody watching this out there or online, send the kiddies to their rooms NOW!
2013-02-12 05:16:42 PM  
2 votes:

LessO2: Channel 4 in LA has brought in some professor of psychology, sounds like they're out of news.


"As in, Helsinki, Sweden."
2013-02-12 05:14:17 PM  
2 votes:
They had someone on claiming to be with (IIRC) Fish and Game, who was rambling about something involving a limo driver who'd gotten caught in the crossfire while going to a block party. At some point, he paused and said, "you're a real dumbass, aren't you? You still don't realize this is a prank?", at which point they cut him off.
2013-02-12 05:13:48 PM  
2 votes:

you are a puppet: They're saying Dorner is pinned down...1 I can't believe it's going to end like this ....2.....NO! He got his shoulder up before 3 I can't believe it!

LETS GO DORNER


Clap. Clap. Clapclapclap.
2013-02-12 05:12:29 PM  
2 votes:
They're saying Dorner is pinned down...1 I can't believe it's going to end like this ....2.....NO! He got his shoulder up before 3 I can't believe it!

LETS GO DORNER
DORNER SUCKS
2013-02-12 05:11:42 PM  
2 votes:

BronyMedic: Langston: Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airport

shiat's getting real. Does SB County do Fast-Rope insertions?


No, but I do, ladies.
2013-02-12 05:10:57 PM  
2 votes:
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/top 'o the world, ma!
//black heat?
2013-02-12 05:10:36 PM  
2 votes:

Great Janitor: violentsalvation: My god this guy is entertaining.

I can't wait until the movie.


Neither can LL Cool J.
2013-02-12 05:10:09 PM  
2 votes:

markie_farkie: Suspect holed up in cabin, gunfire being exchanged.



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2013-02-12 05:09:40 PM  
2 votes:

Peaceboy: They should do what the military did with Noriega, just start playing really loud music at him.  If they blast him with Nickelback, this will all be over in minutes.


He's a black man.  Make it John Tesh, Yanni and the Crash Test Dummies.
2013-02-12 05:09:20 PM  
2 votes:
Charlie Sheen is going to parachute in and save the day!
2013-02-12 05:08:51 PM  
2 votes:

DownDaRiver: ha-ha-guy: As a coworker pointed out:  "They have officers from multiple agencies up there carrying around rifles and looking for Dorner.  Watch this be officer from one agency sees a black officer from another and starts a firefight."

If I were a black cop out there I would ask to be assigned to crossing guard duty.
I wouldn't want to be any where near those wackos aiming for armed black men.


have you been to southern california? so you want the two white guys and me to go up there and get him? hell no. we arent recruiting police officers out of orange county.
2013-02-12 05:08:46 PM  
2 votes:
I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear...
2013-02-12 05:08:20 PM  
2 votes:

Langston: Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airport


bring all the guns and ammo we got a chance to shoot for real, hurry the fark up, it's blackman season
2013-02-12 05:07:14 PM  
2 votes:
News reporter "I don't want to mention any activity on the right side of your screen in case the suspect is watching..." 

AND NOW the anchors are correcting the helicopter reporter that the truck isn't crashed. LOLOL THANK YOU FARK.

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2013-02-12 05:03:46 PM  
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Kill the farkers! Kill the farkers!
2013-02-12 05:03:30 PM  
2 votes:
I say the guy they have cornered is actually a right-wing nutjob who lives in a cabin in the woods, and not Chris Dorner.
2013-02-12 05:02:50 PM  
2 votes:

max_pooper: Raithen: ravenlore: In other words some random black dude is about to die. LAPD will later report that he was "resisting arrest"

"He refused to follow police commands, so we had to unload 2 dozen officers unload everything they had rounds at him."

Fixed for accuracy


Fortunately one round struck him and killed him. Too bad about the seventeen bystanders and five endangered species that were rendered extinct by the misses.

Seriously, did these guys go to the Palpatine School of Aiming Proficiency?
2013-02-12 05:02:07 PM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?

CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means  LOL! These guys are idiots.


Condensation from his weakside shooting in the Tampa 2.
2013-02-12 04:58:09 PM  
2 votes:
And here's what it would look like if Dorner were hit with a barrage of baseballs.
2013-02-12 04:56:09 PM  
2 votes:

Supes: Calling it right now that the two cops shot were hit by friendly fire.


Now they seem to be implying it wasn't necessarily cops who were shot.  Hopefully it isn't a 70-something Mexican lady that the cops mistook for a 30-something black guy again.
2013-02-12 04:54:03 PM  
2 votes:

ha-ha-guy: So, if LAPD kills a large black guy who isn't Dorner, is that progress since at least they had the right race?


No, right gender.
2013-02-12 04:53:17 PM  
2 votes:
Calling it right now that the two cops shot were hit by friendly fire.
2013-02-12 04:51:52 PM  
2 votes:
He's driving a truck through snow. How on earth can they track him???
2013-02-12 04:51:29 PM  
2 votes:
Watching this on CNN. The way they're all acting like military experts is hilarious. "He's an expert at weak-side shooting"!
2013-02-12 04:50:54 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-12 04:50:18 PM  
2 votes:
What is it now?  A little old white lady with a dog that looks like a big black guy?  The lady, not the dog.
2013-02-12 04:49:37 PM  
2 votes:

doczoidberg: I know this guy is a murderer and everything, but...

I kinda like him.


If his first two kills had been his training officer and the lawyer, as opposed to the lawyer's kid and her fiancee, he might be electable in certain parts of Cali right now.
2013-02-12 04:48:43 PM  
2 votes:
There are not enough GTA stars for this shiat
2013-02-12 04:48:02 PM  
2 votes: