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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) NewsFlash Possible sighting of cop-killer Chris Dorner, shots fired in Big Bear and Highway 38 closed in area for manhunt (link goes to live coverage)   (nbclosangeles.com ) divider line 665
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2013-02-12 05:00:57 PM  
22 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-12 05:00:19 PM  
19 votes:

Peaceboy: Plume of smoke.  Smoke grenade?  What would be the purpose of that?


A new Pope has been elected.
2013-02-12 04:43:00 PM  
16 votes:
If Big Bear were armed, this never would've happened. It's right there, black and white, clear as crystal: the right to arm bears.
2013-02-12 05:19:42 PM  
14 votes:

Peaceboy: Plume of smoke.  Smoke grenade?  What would be the purpose of that?


They've elected him Pope.
2013-02-12 04:48:38 PM  
13 votes:

hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?


www.firingsquad.com
2013-02-12 04:56:52 PM  
12 votes:
So I'm up in the cafeteria refilling my coffee, and I stop to look at the TV.  CNN is on and we're seeing aerial shots of a road through a wooded area, with graphics on the screen saying things like "BIG BEAR," "SCHOOLS ON LOCKDOWN," "POLICE SEARCHING..." etc.

A member of the cleaning staff, who doesn't speak much English, turns to me and asks "how big a bear could it be?"

(I was nice.  I explained politely.)
2013-02-12 05:21:22 PM  
11 votes:

loveblondieo: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner

How serious is that?


It's as much as four tens.

And that's terrible.
2013-02-12 06:40:06 PM  
10 votes:
I'm just an honorary black person, but I don't think a snowy landscape was the best hiding decision.
2013-02-12 04:56:48 PM  
9 votes:
So it's a Manhunt in near Big Bear Highway for an ex-cop?

24.media.tumblr.com

/I'm scared
2013-02-12 04:48:52 PM  
9 votes:
turntabling.net

Doin thangs.
2013-02-12 04:43:10 PM  
9 votes:
So, if LAPD kills a large black guy who isn't Dorner, is that progress since at least they had the right race?
2013-02-12 09:31:19 PM  
8 votes:
i3.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 07:33:12 PM  
8 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-12 06:47:13 PM  
8 votes:
CNN has just confirmed that the second deputy rose up in the ambulance and it was actually Dorner wearing his face as a mask. Now if you'll excuse him he has to be meeting his old friend Sgt Teresa Perez for dinner.
2013-02-12 06:45:51 PM  
8 votes:
In today's news:


Barack to speak in a big hall
Pope quits, he's done with it all
Dorner's pinned and we are glad
Un's a d!ck just like his dad

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE....
2013-02-12 06:22:54 PM  
8 votes:
feel sorry for the guy who has a dead hooker in the trunk, totally having nothing to do with this.
2013-02-12 05:25:43 PM  
8 votes:
Worst case scenario for Dorner is that he's holed up in there with a rabbit telling him to hide in the oven.
2013-02-12 04:56:05 PM  
8 votes:
NativeBundleNoOpImpl?

i20.photobucket.com
Anyone else seeing this pop up on that site?
Is my computer asking me to feed it a cat?
2013-02-12 08:10:25 PM  
7 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 07:04:15 PM  
7 votes:
proxy.storify.com
2013-02-12 06:05:27 PM  
7 votes:

Bontesla: I was just tipped off by text messages that something was going down but I'm still at work... Could anyone fill me in??? Thank you (in advance)


www.wearysloth.com
Well, let's see: First, the Earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes-Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
2013-02-12 05:19:30 PM  
7 votes:

kombat_unit: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: He's just exercising his second amendment rights against a corrupt government, what's the problem?

Is murdering Asian females spelled out right next to muskets in your reading of 2A?


He didn't kill them. The LAPD did, thinking it was him. Because one large black dude is frequently and easily mistaken for two Asian women. I should know. Every time I go to get groceries, the clerk asks, "how are you fine ladies?"
2013-02-12 04:45:19 PM  
7 votes:
Shots fired?  Feh. If they thought they had this guy, they'd be dropping ordinance from airplanes.  Shots fired just means they saw a squirrel.
2013-02-12 04:44:59 PM  
7 votes:
Update: Sorry guys, we killed LL Cool J. Ooops. We will give his family a new car.
2013-02-12 04:42:26 PM  
7 votes:
Good that he got to host The Grammy Awards in between sightings.
2013-02-13 01:12:28 AM  
6 votes:
Dorner's got a head start on Ash Wednesday.
2013-02-13 12:32:10 AM  
6 votes:
BODY IN THE CABIN HAS BEEN CONFIRMED TO BE LENNAY KEKUA
2013-02-12 08:59:53 PM  
6 votes:
Schroedinger's Cabin is boring me.
2013-02-12 08:05:45 PM  
6 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Shirley Ujest: I just got home from work and saw this thread bloating up fast.

Anyone care to summarize the highlights for me?

Black man burning.


www.biography.com

/not amused
2013-02-12 07:10:09 PM  
6 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2013-02-12 06:08:22 PM  
6 votes:

BREAKING NEWS: A PLANE HAS HIT THE SECOND DORNER.

2013-02-12 05:32:13 PM  
6 votes:
i42.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 05:18:47 PM  
6 votes:
bbsimg.ngfiles.com

What the police actually found at Big Bear Mountain
2013-02-12 05:06:17 PM  
6 votes:
Seen fleeing the Big Bear area:

funnythingspeoplesayaboutsports.com
2013-02-12 05:04:23 PM  
6 votes:

cgraves67: I say the guy they have cornered is actually a right-wing nutjob who lives in a cabin in the woods, and not Chris Dorner.


When the smoke clears, we'll find out they've been tracking Michael Dorn this whole time.
2013-02-12 05:01:08 PM  
6 votes:
i3.kym-cdn.com
2013-02-12 04:45:28 PM  
6 votes:
Shots fired? Who did the cops shoot? Some couple on their way home from work?
2013-02-12 04:43:59 PM  
6 votes:
conflicthealth.com
2013-02-12 08:42:23 PM  
5 votes:

Mrs. Beasley: Ha. But there are rumors of a horse...


Black men don't ride horses.  Next you'll be telling me he escaped by swimming across the river.
2013-02-12 08:17:21 PM  
5 votes:

lousyskater: Heard on the scanner they're starting to move west.


Manifesto Destiny.
2013-02-12 08:13:19 PM  
5 votes:
i277.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 06:03:26 PM  
5 votes:
Ok, LAPD is coming out
2013-02-12 05:57:11 PM  
5 votes:
Checking the headlines on Google...

"Fugitive ex-cop reportedly exchanges fire with authorities."

Once he gets masonry and religion, he will be unstoppable.
2013-02-12 05:45:16 PM  
5 votes:
I just called in a tip to say I saw Dorner in a cabin on TV.

THAT MILLION DOLLARS IS MINE!
2013-02-12 05:27:25 PM  
5 votes:

JerseyTim: Worst case scenario for Dorner is that he's holed up in there with a rabbit telling him to hide in the oven.


api.ning.com

/Take the rabbit into the other room and let him have it.
2013-02-12 05:24:09 PM  
5 votes:

LessO2: Am I hearing it right on the scanner?

No-fly zone 13,000 feet up, three miles wide?


They're activating the Palomar Ion Cannon.
dougrhodehamel.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-12 05:23:10 PM  
5 votes:
i141.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 05:21:11 PM  
5 votes:

Snarfangel: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke.  Smoke grenade?  What would be the purpose of that?

They've elected him Pope.


It was black smoke. They still need to take another vote. Apparently the CHiP is unwilling to compromise on their first choice of Erik Estrada.
2013-02-12 05:10:52 PM  
5 votes:

TheNyquilKid: abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?

CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means  LOL! These guys are idiots.

Wolf also said steam. farking moron.



*** FLASH *** WOLF BLITZER NOW REPORTING LAPD SWAT HAS ELECTED THE NEW POPE. DEVELOPING...
2013-02-12 05:01:34 PM  
5 votes:
i1172.photobucket.com

/might be the last time to be able to use this
//doesn't look good for "the Man's" Boogeyman
2013-02-12 04:50:39 PM  
5 votes:
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM
2013-02-12 10:01:59 PM  
4 votes:

cretinbob: FreeRepublic says body recovered.


I hope they aren't expecting much. I had a sofa recovered, and it was never quite the same afterwards.
2013-02-12 09:54:40 PM  
4 votes:
LAPD has confirmed that Chris Dorner has died from eight self-inflicted gunshots to the head in an apparent suicide.
2013-02-12 09:35:23 PM  
4 votes:
When asked why it took so long for police to enter the cabin, the LAPD said: "One does not simply walk into Dormer."
2013-02-12 09:34:31 PM  
4 votes:

Cer10Death: Who the fark voted for this assclown! I don't want to live in a socialist country! Put the damn manhunt back on!


You can still see plenty online:

1. Go to Google.
2. Turn off "Safe Search."
3. Use the search terms "manhunt big bear."

Enjoy!
2013-02-12 09:08:57 PM  
4 votes:
Upon hearing reports of fire in the cabin, Boeing has issued a denial.
2013-02-12 08:19:57 PM  
4 votes:

100 Watt Walrus: All you farkwits making pope jokes in the last 30 minutes, you might consider skimming the farking thread in the future, so as not to make an ass of yourselves.


i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-02-12 08:07:30 PM  
4 votes:
Well, the guy in the cabin is definitely black NOW.
2013-02-12 08:03:38 PM  
4 votes:

Shirley Ujest: Anyone care to summarize the highlights for me?


Goofus didn't make his bed while Gallant did, and I still can't find all the differences in the pictures.
2013-02-12 08:03:10 PM  
4 votes:
I was going to make a Pope joke, but it got so old that it resigned.
2013-02-12 07:34:52 PM  
4 votes:
OH LAWD JESUS IT'S A FIRE.

Ain't nobody got time for that.
2013-02-12 07:32:16 PM  
4 votes:
Looks like Christopher Dorner has picked the next Pope!
2013-02-12 07:29:35 PM  
4 votes:
CBS saying they've gotten reports that the suspect may have escaped the fire and gone to a whore's table.
2013-02-12 07:22:15 PM  
4 votes:
CNN has video.  Apparently Dorner has elected a new Pope.
2013-02-12 07:19:51 PM  
4 votes:
AH! MY POPCORN!

alinktothefuture.com
2013-02-12 07:05:50 PM  
4 votes:
If Dorner makes me miss Jeopardy, I'm gonna go up there and kill him my own damn self.
2013-02-12 06:58:31 PM  
4 votes:
i47.tinypic.com
2013-02-12 06:16:13 PM  
4 votes:

bighairyguy: OgreMagi: bighairyguy: Scanner: 15 SWAT guys dropped off

They'll probably go to the wrong house.

Knock knock ...


Penny...
2013-02-12 06:13:19 PM  
4 votes:

TheNyquilKid: Breaking News: The Dorner/Second plane job has been done to death already. Shut up.


We're receiving word that a third Dorner has just crashed in a field in Pennsylvannia.
2013-02-12 06:06:41 PM  
4 votes:
Man some stoner who rented a cabin for the week is having the worst paranoia ever.
2013-02-12 05:57:29 PM  
4 votes:

Bontesla: I was just tipped off by text messages that something was going down but I'm still at work... Could anyone fill me in??? Thank you (in advance)


There's a sale at Penny's!
2013-02-12 05:50:09 PM  
4 votes:
According to CNN the secretary of the Police Department has released a statement:

""We know where he is. He's in the area around LA and Big Bear and east, west, south and north somewhat."
2013-02-12 05:48:24 PM  
4 votes:

mudpants: Popcorn Johnny: What are the odds that SWAT storms in to find an empty cabin?

THIS


9 SWAT members storm the cabin.  10 SWAT members leave.  No Dorner...  Mastermind!
2013-02-12 05:47:24 PM  
4 votes:
Breaking: CNN now reporting that 12 Dorners are trapped in the mine, and 11 have survived

UPDATE: Only one Dorner has survivied
2013-02-12 05:30:37 PM  
4 votes:
If you put that many policemen on Guam, it would tip over.
2013-02-12 05:19:30 PM  
4 votes:
They just entered the cabin and Jacob told them they have to move the island. This is getting crazy.
2013-02-12 05:18:32 PM  
4 votes:
Guys, I'm in the house next door. I see OJ and he looks scared.
2013-02-12 05:17:28 PM  
4 votes:

loveblondieo: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner

How serious is that?


One worse than 39.
2013-02-12 05:14:07 PM  
4 votes:
Dispatch: "Did you say 'Rut with live bees? Over."

Office: "No. I said 'Cut their live feeds. Of the cabin'."

Dispatch: "Roger. Shut the wide peeves. Even Alvin. Over."

Officer: *static*
2013-02-12 04:56:31 PM  
4 votes:

25.media.tumblr.comi0.mail.com


abhorrent1: Watching this on CNN. The way they're all acting like military experts is hilarious. "He's an expert at weak-side shooting"!



"but what I can guarantee you, Wolf, is that the DC Sniper is a white man, between 36 and 44 years of age. He's a veteran, either USMC or Army with extensive weapons training. He is employed in a job requiring physical activity. He is married. He likes activities like chess, crossword puzzles, things that stimulate the brain....."
2013-02-12 04:55:00 PM  
4 votes:
thumbs.anyclip.com
2013-02-12 04:54:59 PM  
4 votes:
He could have killed you. He could have killed you all. Let it go or he'll give you a war you won't believe.
2013-02-12 04:50:36 PM  
4 votes:

hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?


Donut break.
2013-02-12 04:49:49 PM  
4 votes:

muck4doo: LOL! LAPD, yeah right.


Considering the quality of their aim, his best chance is to stand right in front of them.
rpl
2013-02-13 01:49:24 AM  
3 votes:
I've tracked this thread for too long to not leave a contribution of my own, so..

img402.imageshack.us

You're welcome.

Dammit, now I'm hungry.
2013-02-12 10:36:33 PM  
3 votes:

MrHappyRotter: CBS: "We don't know the condition of the body"


Medium-well
2013-02-12 09:51:22 PM  
3 votes:

MrHappyRotter: CBS news is saying it's official: High level sources confirming Dorner's body has been recovered from the burned down cabin.


Out of sheer reflex at this point, LAPD has just offered a new car to the corpse.
2013-02-12 09:15:32 PM  
3 votes:
Inside the cabin they are going to find the charred remains of a horse, a car, a squad car, a two headed calf, and a suit of armor made out of tin foil.
2013-02-12 08:51:13 PM  
3 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Mrs. Beasley: Ha. But there are rumors of a horse...

Black men don't ride horses.  Next you'll be telling me he escaped by swimming across the river.


www.kimberly-cooper.com
2013-02-12 08:42:09 PM  
3 votes:
Just in: Taylor Swift has released a new song about her breakup with Chris Dorner.
2013-02-12 08:35:00 PM  
3 votes:
i49.tinypic.com

/Too soon?
2013-02-12 08:21:19 PM  
3 votes:

100 Watt Walrus: All you farkwits making pope jokes in the last 30 minutes, you might consider skimming the farking thread in the future, so as not to make an ass of yourselves.


i0.kym-cdn.com

We have a NEW POPE!!!!
2013-02-12 08:20:32 PM  
3 votes:

MrHappyRotter: I can't pull myself away from the computer but I really have to poop.  I REALLY HAVE TO POOP.


just pretend you're on a Carnival Cruise ship and poop in a bag.  You're on vacation!!!!!
2013-02-12 08:14:52 PM  
3 votes:

Altitude5280: [img.photobucket.com image 799x404]

static.prtst.net

/hot linked
2013-02-12 08:04:53 PM  
3 votes:

Shirley Ujest: Anyone care to summarize the highlights for me?


Waco Boogaloo 2, and we have a new Pope.
2013-02-12 07:56:31 PM  
3 votes:

homelessdude: Jekylman: 46420: police spokesperson just said they can't say how the fire started....they lit the shiat....can they be charged with arson

I need a ruling. Will I go to hell if I say the police spokesperson is smoking hot?

Yes you will, but I am willing to fall on the sword.

She is smoking hot.


fap?

www.toynoize.com
2013-02-12 07:46:08 PM  
3 votes:

img441.imageshack.us
2013 Hide-and Seek World Champion
Former Champion: Osama bin Laden, 2001-2011

2013-02-12 07:42:08 PM  
3 votes:
Chris Dorner: Hide and Seek Champion February 7 - 12, 2013.
2013-02-12 07:35:36 PM  
3 votes:
Seen outside...

filmgrab.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-12 07:30:51 PM  
3 votes:

vygramul: Can you imagine the cabin owner right now?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Look on the bright side - there were probably a few Kinkade prints on the walls.
2013-02-12 07:23:14 PM  
3 votes:

What a Big Bear may look like.
2.bp.blogspot.com

2013-02-12 07:22:47 PM  
3 votes:
"Thank you, Mario, but our murderer is in another cabin!"
2013-02-12 07:13:56 PM  
3 votes:
Green gas is coming out of the cabin, according to reporter.

Guns drawn and the the suspect is farting. Repeat, farting, farting everywhere.
2013-02-12 07:11:37 PM  
3 votes:
i1172.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 07:09:55 PM  
3 votes:
proxy.storify.com
2013-02-12 07:05:55 PM  
3 votes:
Come and listen to a story about a man named Chris
A poor po po man, for his people he took risks,
Then one day he was shootin' at in the hood,
And out from the streets came a gunning for him dudes.

Cops that is
White and bold
LA's finest.

Well the first thing you know ol Chirs's a wanted man,
Media said "Chris run away from there"
Said "Big Beart is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up the truck and moved to where they ski.


Hills, that is.
Rural shacks.
Outhouses.

Well now it's time to say good by to Chris and all his sin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back a gain to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality

Target parctice that is. Run a spell, Keep your shoes on

Y'all come back now, y'hear?
2013-02-12 07:05:40 PM  
3 votes:
proxy.storify.com
2013-02-12 07:02:58 PM  
3 votes:
proxy.storify.com
2013-02-12 07:00:50 PM  
3 votes:
proxy.storify.com
2013-02-12 06:45:15 PM  
3 votes:

netweavr: Man some stoner who rented a cabin for the week is having the worst paranoia ever.


Yeah, I'm starting to regret renting this thing.  At least there's WiFi out here.  Hold on, I hear voices outside my d
2013-02-12 06:44:51 PM  
3 votes:

Stinkyy: THREAD BADGE REQUIRED.


i235.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 06:32:12 PM  
3 votes:
My sister has a friend at school whose dad works for Blizzard who knows someone that was in the cabin at the time and it wasn't Dorner.  You guys really need to stop believing every second-hand information you hear.
2013-02-12 06:29:07 PM  
3 votes:
radio.foxnews.com
Did the suspect exhibit any unusual behavior, such as killing civilians?
2013-02-12 06:20:34 PM  
3 votes:
i.huffpost.com
2013-02-12 06:02:51 PM  
3 votes:
Dorner has just launched a trebuchet-load of donuts! The police are fleeing the scene! Repeat....
2013-02-12 05:56:36 PM  
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-12 05:56:29 PM  
3 votes:

Shazam999: Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?

It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.

Finally.  It's like Kickstarter!


Kickthebucketstarter?
2013-02-12 05:52:10 PM  
3 votes:

I Said: Breaking: CNN now reporting that 12 Dorners are trapped in the mine, and 11 have survived

UPDATE: Only one Dorner has survivied


BREAKING NEWS, a second Chris Dorner has just crashed into tower 2....
2013-02-12 05:50:05 PM  
3 votes:
If they actually do corner him in a cabin, I'm sure the cops will use a carefully measured approach to getting Donner out...

www.dvice.com
2013-02-12 05:45:52 PM  
3 votes:
Whoah, whoah, WHOAH!?, GUYS!?

www.frombearcreek.com
2013-02-12 05:35:16 PM  
3 votes:
/b/ is mustering up funds to send pizzas to the cabin.
2013-02-12 05:30:43 PM  
3 votes:

loveblondieo: This will surely be on Law and Order next year.


They have loud speakers on the ground randomly playing the L&O "blong-dong" sound so that they don't have to add in later on.
2013-02-12 05:24:16 PM  
3 votes:
Oh and for those asking why he didn't flee in the truck, you are forgetting, the LAPD has crack training in preventing that:

i1126.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 05:23:33 PM  
3 votes:
I see white smoke coming out of the cab in..... did they elect a pope?
2013-02-12 05:22:34 PM  
3 votes:
He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.
2013-02-12 05:18:52 PM  
3 votes:

Ed Finnerty: They're opening their malt liquor now.


That's code 45.  Obviously.
2013-02-12 05:08:13 PM  
3 votes:
Instead of silence, they should play "The Entertainer" between communications.
2013-02-12 05:06:53 PM  
3 votes:
George Stephanopolous just reported the police have Morgan Freeman pinned down in Big Bear, numerous titty sprinkles sighted in region.
2013-02-12 05:06:14 PM  
3 votes:

4tehsnowflakes: Dude has six stars.


In the new GTA game, that means Obama shoots you in a driveby from Biden's Thunderbird.
2013-02-12 05:05:39 PM  
3 votes:
The search is over, Montag is dead; a crime against society has been avenged.
static.guim.co.uk
/props to RB
2013-02-12 05:02:38 PM  
3 votes:
I'd panic if I were you. Why, just from misreading the headline I'm already assuming there are 38 DEAD!
2013-02-12 04:59:22 PM  
3 votes:

Teknowaffle: They probably saw a black bear.


1.bp.blogspot.com

RIP BLACK BEAR!
2013-02-12 04:55:59 PM  
3 votes:
If he goes into hibernation, this could take a while.
2013-02-12 04:51:17 PM  
3 votes:
Going as Chris Dorner for halloween this year. Or maybe I'll just go as a shot up blue toyota.
2013-02-12 04:49:36 PM  
3 votes:
Good thing there are no anti-government crazy types living in Big Bear who might not take kindly to officers coming on their land
2013-02-12 04:46:53 PM  
3 votes:

hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?


It's really just viral marketing for GTA5.
2013-02-12 04:45:14 PM  
3 votes:
Breaking news coverage, the root canal of televised journalism...
2013-02-13 02:44:08 PM  
2 votes:

NightOwl2255: Let's get this clear. They didn't start the fire


It was always burning since the world's been turning.
2013-02-13 12:36:13 AM  
2 votes:

freewill: hulk hogan meat shoes: This man will go down as a true American Hero.

He's going to be pretty surprised when he comes out of his Baja cave in twenty years and finds out that his "death" led to massive reforms in California law enforcement, that his manifesto is required reading at the police academy, and that he is seen as both a visionary and a martyr.

[images.hitfix.com image 326x217]

davidphogan: Did anyone else notice the fish and game warden ended up pulling a Rubio and chugging water during his press conference?

I feel like Fish and Wildlife is the most trustworthy agency involved in this whole thing.



Feb 12 is already Lincoln's birthday. If we end up commemorating Dorner-inspired police-force reforms, and create a "Dorner Day" in the future, what day would you suggest?


The Man They Call Dorner

He threatened the evil
He defended the poor
Stood up to the man
And he gave him what for
His saintly reforms
Helps the cops turn a corner
The Hero of SoCal
The man they call Dorner

Dorner saw the common man's backs breakin'
He saw the civilians laments
And he saw the magistrate takin'
Every dollar and leavin' five cents
So he said "You can't do that to my people"
He said "Can't crush them under your heel"
Dorner strapped on his Rifle
And in five seconds flat
Let them knew what we feel...

(Chorus)
Now here is what separates heroes
From common folk like you and I
The man they call Dorner
Looked 'em straigt in the eye
He stole away our pain
And headed out for the sky
2013-02-13 12:31:46 AM  
2 votes:
Fittingly, the LAPD web site is celebrating Black History.
2013-02-12 11:16:32 PM  
2 votes:
Unbelievable, they better make up their minds
and what if they never find him...

BIG BEAR LAKE / 2025
www.peoplefirsttourism.com
"It was a night,, just like tonight, not very far from this spot..."
Legends start this way
2013-02-12 10:53:44 PM  
2 votes:

Vectron: Bontesla: So what's the over/under on the body's dental records NOT being a match for Dorner's?

As if we would ever find out.


Here's my theory: Dorner long ago identified a doppelganger in law enforcement. He chose this location for his last stand knowing that this individual would be on duty.

During the initial confusion, he was able to capture this individual, bring him into the basement, and using dental tools and painkillers he'd been keeping in his truck, switch their teeth. The doppelganger died in the fire, while Christopher Dorner is now serving in the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department and receiving a commendation for his role in bringing himself to justice.

/ Donald Draper? What kind of name is that?
2013-02-12 10:43:28 PM  
2 votes:

MrHappyRotter: At least he died doing what he loved.


Voting for the next pope?
2013-02-12 10:32:55 PM  
2 votes:
At least he died doing what he loved.
2013-02-12 10:26:05 PM  
2 votes:
www.sitcomsonline.com
Cherish the cabin.
2013-02-12 09:44:05 PM  
2 votes:

MrHappyRotter: CBS news reporting that a body has been removed from the cabin.



It was described as "too done in the middle."
2013-02-12 09:35:56 PM  
2 votes:

raptusregaliter: Just another mismanaged mess by the LAPD.

Condolences to the families of the lost because a former cop went 51/50.

//I swear, if he escapes...


You'll write a manifesto and start violent retribution ending in an exciting and extended manhunt?
2013-02-12 09:30:04 PM  
2 votes:
In related news, authorities are now battling a raging wildfire in the vicinity of Big Bear.
2013-02-12 09:20:39 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-12 09:17:57 PM  
2 votes:

Otto_E_Rodika: One less Obama voter.


That will really tip the California vote when Obama runs for his third term.
2013-02-12 09:11:47 PM  
2 votes:

badhatharry: I want them to get this guy but I was kind of hoping he would jump out a window in full scuba gear,

 pose for a Google Street View car, and run into the woods.

FTFY.
2013-02-12 09:09:25 PM  
2 votes:
I want them to get this guy but I was kind of hoping he would jump out a window in full scuba gear and run into the woods.
2013-02-12 09:02:51 PM  
2 votes:
State of The Cabin speech has been CANCELED.
2013-02-12 08:53:12 PM  
2 votes:
I was on Reddit and got downvoted -50 karma points for saying Chuck Norris is in the burning cabin
I am at home here on Fark. Where I can make insensitive comments and be applauded for it.
2013-02-12 08:49:53 PM  
2 votes:
I can't decide whether to watch this or the SOTU.

Either way I'll be witnessing a black guy who's about to get roasted in the near future.
2013-02-12 08:43:24 PM  
2 votes:
How Dorner may have escaped.

www.screeninsults.com
2013-02-12 08:41:19 PM  
2 votes:

JRinOKC: I just got home. Did Dorner get fired by the LAPD again?


No, but Obama just announced drone strikes have killed Dorner's second in command. This is the 4th Dorner second in command we've killed since combat operations started.
2013-02-12 08:40:33 PM  
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Reportedly, to elect a new Pope.


Shhh, we're supposed to stop telling that joke. Apparently it's not funny anymore.
2013-02-12 08:38:03 PM  
2 votes:

Dano33: I could see someone killing themselve using a gun, but who the fark would choose to burn themself to death? C'mon people..


I did hear on the news on the radio that "he killed himself and then set the place on fire".

I am not kidding.
2013-02-12 08:37:08 PM  
2 votes:
Dorner's body will be taken to an aircraft carrier and be buried at sea......
2013-02-12 08:29:35 PM  
2 votes:
Thanks Fox News for posting "RadioReference.com" on their screen. The site melted down in 2 minutes.  If their server caught on fire, I'd LOL
2013-02-12 08:27:19 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: MrHappyRotter: I can't pull myself away from the computer but I really have to poop.  I REALLY HAVE TO POOP.

TURN UP THE VOLUME AND GO DROP THAT DEUCE!

thread isn't going anywhere


I decided to crap my pants instead.  Then I realized this computer is a laptop.  FML
2013-02-12 08:26:55 PM  
2 votes:

Nothing To See Here: Dorner, you're fired.


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-12 08:24:36 PM  
2 votes:
I heard tickets were overpriced

i141.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 08:22:30 PM  
2 votes:
You idiots realize that Dorner traveled back in time, right?  Why else would a building catch fire?  Judging by the amount of destruction, I'd say he's back in the 1880s by now.  Never again will he have to endure racial bigotry.
2013-02-12 08:21:19 PM  
2 votes:

dumbandilikeit: FirstNationalBastard: oryx: Is that fire speading?

So, when the LAPD causes a wildfire that destroys thousands of acres, do they say sorry or just shoot some more random people and blame the nearest brown rabbit?

LAPD is no where near there. These are the San Bernadino PD


Like that's going to stop the LAPD from shooting random people.
2013-02-12 08:06:30 PM  
2 votes:
I think this is all viral marketing for a new Xbox game
2013-02-12 08:01:12 PM  
2 votes:

Dumski: Next to go...a propane tank near the cabin


i1126.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 07:58:49 PM  
2 votes:
This pope joke is now officially as old as the actual pope.
pc
2013-02-12 07:58:24 PM  
2 votes:

Roook: This department spokeswoman is awesome


i257.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 07:56:16 PM  
2 votes:
From what I understand, the black smoke just means Dorner has chosen the new Pope.
2013-02-12 07:51:32 PM  
2 votes:

my alt's alt's alt: Nevermind. It's not real -- it's a hoax. A prank. He's hiding in a well. Hey, turn left here. Left!


Hiding in a well?

Great, now the LAPD is going to shoot Baby Jessica.
2013-02-12 07:50:16 PM  
2 votes:
uncle owen? aunt buru?
2013-02-12 07:35:58 PM  
2 votes:
Looks like Dorner escaped through the chimney.
2013-02-12 07:29:47 PM  
2 votes:
They spotted footprints to a horse corral, GTA is now Red Dead Redemption
2013-02-12 07:27:02 PM  
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Somebody post a link to the best stream please.


We're only authorized to give you the mediocre stream.
2013-02-12 07:23:53 PM  
2 votes:
cabin has no tv, internet, or cabin.
2013-02-12 07:22:38 PM  
2 votes:
FIRE!  FIRE!

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2013-02-12 07:22:26 PM  
2 votes:
Not the next Pope.
2013-02-12 07:21:42 PM  
2 votes:
Some stupid with a flare gun.
2013-02-12 07:21:25 PM  
2 votes:
why would two innocent Asian women light their house on fire?!?!
2013-02-12 07:18:17 PM  
2 votes:
Shouldn't we call Domino's and get him a pizza?
2013-02-12 07:12:45 PM  
2 votes:

Bathsalt: kvinesknows: so let me get this right.. couple of cops shot and some killed and some friends of cops shot... response everyone and everything mobilized. some kid shot in a srive by.. tough luck kiddo.. shoulda been a cops kidseriously whta the ever living fuxk is wrong with you people for allowing this?

Can you repeat that in English ?


"Me love you long time."
2013-02-12 07:09:14 PM  
2 votes:
I'm posting other pictures of Dorner to assist LAPD:

www.clevescene.com

www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com l1.yimg.com
www.netquake.net

blog.lib.umn.edu
2013-02-12 06:57:37 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: OK MAYOR IS COMING OUT


As Coroner, I must aver
I thoroughly examined Dorner
He isn't only merely dead
He's really most sincerely dead!
2013-02-12 06:51:59 PM  
2 votes:
National media is reporting an escape attempt is in progress. First images from the scene are out.

jimhillmedia.com
2013-02-12 06:47:45 PM  
2 votes:
/b/ has obtained the phone number for the nearest pizza place.

Seriously
2013-02-12 06:41:34 PM  
2 votes:

Mrs. Beasley: "Stop Tweeting and using social media, dammit!"


Use anti-social media, like Fark!
2013-02-12 06:41:02 PM  
2 votes:
Uh oh, looks like it's...

cpocalyk.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-12 06:38:34 PM  
2 votes:
MOSS COVERED THREE-HANDLED FAMILY GREDUNZA! :P
2013-02-12 06:30:35 PM  
2 votes:
He's in a bus!

media.screened.com
2013-02-12 06:30:31 PM  
2 votes:
www.younglawyersblog.com

Good idea: Kill a handful of cops in GTA: IV and lead them on a massive chase to pass the time.

Bad Idea: Kill a handful of cops in real life while also shooting at civilians over a period of days, and holding people hostage in a rural cabin.
2013-02-12 06:23:49 PM  
2 votes:
This situation would have been avoided if police officers were allowed to carry guns.
2013-02-12 06:15:53 PM  
2 votes:

SN1987a goes boom: TheNyquilKid: Breaking News: The Dorner/Second plane job has been done to death already. Shut up.

We're receiving word that a third Dorner has just crashed in a field in Pennsylvannia.


We're receiving reports of a fourth Dorner possibly on its way to Washington DC, and there is an unexplained fire at the Pentagon.
2013-02-12 06:08:08 PM  
2 votes:
Cops think Dorner is watching TV.  I didn't know "Martin" was still in syndication.
2013-02-12 06:06:05 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: Ok, LAPD is coming out


No, no! "Ok, po-po is coming out."
2013-02-12 06:04:32 PM  
2 votes:
Can we ship Dorner to North Korea after telling him it's full of cops?
2013-02-12 06:01:11 PM  
2 votes:
HUT  HUT  HUT  HUT . . . HUT  HUT  HUT  HUT HUT  HUT  HUT  HUT. . HUT   HUT..   HUT
2013-02-12 06:00:18 PM  
2 votes:
"My concern is that if we get any more media and police up there, the mountains might tip over."

www.ignatius-piazza-front-sight.com
2013-02-12 05:57:06 PM  
2 votes:

Shazam999: Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?

It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.

Finally.  It's like Kickstarter!


Welcome to Killstarter, the crowdfunded bounty site, where you can decide who lives or dies!
2013-02-12 05:57:05 PM  
2 votes:

freewill: Are we totally certain that this is not LAPD cornering LAPD and engaging in a firefight with LAPD?

Also, I'm assuming the officer who finally nails him will have an awesome action hero line prepared before he finishes him off.

I'm thinking "Ehrmagerd, Chris, are you an Organ Dorner?"


FTFY
2013-02-12 05:55:12 PM  
2 votes:

Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?

It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.


Finally.  It's like Kickstarter!
2013-02-12 05:54:45 PM  
2 votes:
Are they sure its him and not a old white man?
2013-02-12 05:53:47 PM  
2 votes:
Did somebody say armored bear?

i.telegraph.co.uk
2013-02-12 05:49:53 PM  
2 votes:
This thread has more internal drama than the news story.
2013-02-12 05:47:07 PM  
2 votes:
So they told the media to cut all their live feeds.  Wonder if they remembered to tell this guy.

img32.imageshack.us
2013-02-12 05:46:25 PM  
2 votes:
www.bluesbrotherscentral.com
2013-02-12 05:45:29 PM  
2 votes:

khyberkitsune: well 200+ cops getting ready to rock and roll that mountain.

Plus a bunker buster squad getting called in.


Yeah, but he's actually hiding in Pakistan.
2013-02-12 05:44:42 PM  
2 votes:
WHAR CHOPPER DUDE TRACY WHAR

/somewhat obscure
2013-02-12 05:41:02 PM  
2 votes:
farm9.staticflickr.com
2013-02-12 05:40:30 PM  
2 votes:
Ronnie the limo driver was involved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DsYgX0f-1U
2013-02-12 05:40:16 PM  
2 votes:
What dark complected fugitive in cabin may look like:
i265.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 05:36:34 PM  
2 votes:

kombat_unit: I am referring to Monica Quan


According to all of the internet tough guys/schizophrenic conspiracy theorists on this site, it's either her fault for being born of police sperm, or she was killed in a false flag operation in order to create the pretense to take down the most brilliant man alive who happens to have all the goods on the LAPD.

And yet this incredibly sinister, ruthless, powerful cabal couldn't  plant a tracer on his truck or  keep his manifesto from hitting Wonkette.com.
2013-02-12 05:36:13 PM  
2 votes:
CNN airing a flashback feed I guess. There was a FIREFIIIIIIIIGHT
2013-02-12 05:34:20 PM  
2 votes:

NightOwl2255: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail heil of gunfire."

Pet Peeve.


Careful with that.  He's in this thread!  The posts are coming from inside the house!
2013-02-12 05:32:01 PM  
2 votes:
Hold on to your butts.
2013-02-12 05:27:37 PM  
2 votes:
This will surely be on Law and Order next year.
2013-02-12 05:26:17 PM  
2 votes:

Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.


He's foolishly headed toward Twin Pines. Once he reaches the Larch, it is all over.
img.youtube.com
2013-02-12 05:25:23 PM  
2 votes:
Now's the time to rob a bank in San Bernardino.
2013-02-12 05:22:28 PM  
2 votes:

NeoCortex42: Okay, CNN just announced that what they're showing is videotape and NOT live.


Ah, that explains why there were happy Lakers fans in the background. This is from a couple months ago
2013-02-12 05:17:53 PM  
2 votes:
I'm pretty sure the command upon a confirmed sighting will be....
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com

/and knowing LA media, the killing will be broadcast live
//so anybody watching this out there or online, send the kiddies to their rooms NOW!
2013-02-12 05:16:42 PM  
2 votes:

LessO2: Channel 4 in LA has brought in some professor of psychology, sounds like they're out of news.


"As in, Helsinki, Sweden."
2013-02-12 05:14:17 PM  
2 votes:
They had someone on claiming to be with (IIRC) Fish and Game, who was rambling about something involving a limo driver who'd gotten caught in the crossfire while going to a block party. At some point, he paused and said, "you're a real dumbass, aren't you? You still don't realize this is a prank?", at which point they cut him off.
2013-02-12 05:13:48 PM  
2 votes:

you are a puppet: They're saying Dorner is pinned down...1 I can't believe it's going to end like this ....2.....NO! He got his shoulder up before 3 I can't believe it!

LETS GO DORNER


Clap. Clap. Clapclapclap.
2013-02-12 05:12:29 PM  
2 votes:
They're saying Dorner is pinned down...1 I can't believe it's going to end like this ....2.....NO! He got his shoulder up before 3 I can't believe it!

LETS GO DORNER
DORNER SUCKS
2013-02-12 05:11:42 PM  
2 votes:

BronyMedic: Langston: Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airport

shiat's getting real. Does SB County do Fast-Rope insertions?


No, but I do, ladies.
2013-02-12 05:10:57 PM  
2 votes:
classiccinemaquotes.com

/top 'o the world, ma!
//black heat?
2013-02-12 05:10:36 PM  
2 votes:

Great Janitor: violentsalvation: My god this guy is entertaining.

I can't wait until the movie.


Neither can LL Cool J.
2013-02-12 05:10:09 PM  
2 votes:

markie_farkie: Suspect holed up in cabin, gunfire being exchanged.



www.sentieriselvaggi.it
2013-02-12 05:09:40 PM  
2 votes:

Peaceboy: They should do what the military did with Noriega, just start playing really loud music at him.  If they blast him with Nickelback, this will all be over in minutes.


He's a black man.  Make it John Tesh, Yanni and the Crash Test Dummies.
2013-02-12 05:09:20 PM  
2 votes:
Charlie Sheen is going to parachute in and save the day!
2013-02-12 05:08:51 PM  
2 votes:

DownDaRiver: ha-ha-guy: As a coworker pointed out:  "They have officers from multiple agencies up there carrying around rifles and looking for Dorner.  Watch this be officer from one agency sees a black officer from another and starts a firefight."

If I were a black cop out there I would ask to be assigned to crossing guard duty.
I wouldn't want to be any where near those wackos aiming for armed black men.


have you been to southern california? so you want the two white guys and me to go up there and get him? hell no. we arent recruiting police officers out of orange county.
2013-02-12 05:08:46 PM  
2 votes:
I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear...
2013-02-12 05:08:20 PM  
2 votes:

Langston: Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airport


bring all the guns and ammo we got a chance to shoot for real, hurry the fark up, it's blackman season
2013-02-12 05:07:14 PM  
2 votes:
News reporter "I don't want to mention any activity on the right side of your screen in case the suspect is watching..." 

AND NOW the anchors are correcting the helicopter reporter that the truck isn't crashed. LOLOL THANK YOU FARK.

iusedtohavehair.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-12 05:03:46 PM  
2 votes:
media.feed.gr

Kill the farkers! Kill the farkers!
2013-02-12 05:03:30 PM  
2 votes:
I say the guy they have cornered is actually a right-wing nutjob who lives in a cabin in the woods, and not Chris Dorner.
2013-02-12 05:02:50 PM  
2 votes:

max_pooper: Raithen: ravenlore: In other words some random black dude is about to die. LAPD will later report that he was "resisting arrest"

"He refused to follow police commands, so we had to unload 2 dozen officers unload everything they had rounds at him."

Fixed for accuracy


Fortunately one round struck him and killed him. Too bad about the seventeen bystanders and five endangered species that were rendered extinct by the misses.

Seriously, did these guys go to the Palpatine School of Aiming Proficiency?
2013-02-12 05:02:07 PM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?

CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means  LOL! These guys are idiots.


Condensation from his weakside shooting in the Tampa 2.
2013-02-12 04:58:09 PM  
2 votes:
And here's what it would look like if Dorner were hit with a barrage of baseballs.
2013-02-12 04:56:09 PM  
2 votes:

Supes: Calling it right now that the two cops shot were hit by friendly fire.


Now they seem to be implying it wasn't necessarily cops who were shot.  Hopefully it isn't a 70-something Mexican lady that the cops mistook for a 30-something black guy again.
2013-02-12 04:54:03 PM  
2 votes:

ha-ha-guy: So, if LAPD kills a large black guy who isn't Dorner, is that progress since at least they had the right race?


No, right gender.
2013-02-12 04:53:17 PM  
2 votes:
Calling it right now that the two cops shot were hit by friendly fire.
2013-02-12 04:51:52 PM  
2 votes:
He's driving a truck through snow. How on earth can they track him???
2013-02-12 04:51:29 PM  
2 votes:
Watching this on CNN. The way they're all acting like military experts is hilarious. "He's an expert at weak-side shooting"!
2013-02-12 04:50:54 PM  
2 votes:
images.sodahead.com
2013-02-12 04:50:18 PM  
2 votes:
What is it now?  A little old white lady with a dog that looks like a big black guy?  The lady, not the dog.
2013-02-12 04:49:37 PM  
2 votes:

doczoidberg: I know this guy is a murderer and everything, but...

I kinda like him.


If his first two kills had been his training officer and the lawyer, as opposed to the lawyer's kid and her fiancee, he might be electable in certain parts of Cali right now.
2013-02-12 04:48:43 PM  
2 votes:
There are not enough GTA stars for this shiat
2013-02-12 04:48:02 PM  
2 votes:
I know this guy is a murderer and everything, but...

I kinda like him.
2013-02-12 04:47:24 PM  
2 votes:
Big bear
He's iron tough.
Big bear
He's got a chest like a rug.
Big bear
He don't take no guff,
He's big bear.
2013-02-12 04:47:12 PM  
2 votes:
I really hope they take him alive.
2013-02-12 04:44:47 PM  
2 votes:

Heamer: If Big Bear were armed, this never would've happened. It's right there, black and white, clear as crystal: the right to arm bears.


media.screened.com
2013-02-12 04:43:21 PM  
2 votes:
They are probably shooting at LL Cool J.
2013-02-13 06:54:40 PM  
1 vote:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-13 04:50:21 PM  
1 vote:
Bastard covered up his kid's nose, too.
thesinglecell.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-13 03:12:57 PM  
1 vote:
Interesting tidbit on the two wallets. One could assume that the earlier media reports of finding Dorner's wallet near the border was unsourced media speculation, and that his wallet wasn't found until they found it with the body.

Nope.jpg

It's in the criminal complaint:
i.imgur.com

Fulltext

I really hate to sound conspiracy minded, but this is really starting to sound like a case of "let's sprinkle some crack on him and get the hell out of here."
2013-02-13 11:57:10 AM  
1 vote:
I like how they found Dorner's wallet twice.

http://articles.latimes.com/2013/feb/11/local/la-me-dorner-charges-2 01 30212

"After authorities interviewed the boat captain early Thursday, they found Dorner's wallet and identification cards "at the San Ysidro Point of Entry" near the U.S.-Mexico border, according to the court records. That same day, a guard at the Point Loma Naval Base told authorities he had spotted a man matching Dorner's description trying to sneak onto the base, according to the filing."

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/02/12/christopher-dor ne r-ex-cop-los-angeles-mexico/1912553/

"The San Bernardino County Sheriff's Office said charred human remains were found in the rubble where Christopher Dorner is said to have been cornered Tuesday. "We have reason to believe that it is him," sheriff's spokeswoman Cynthia Bachman said. A wallet with a California driver's license bearing the name Christopher Dorner also was found, the Associated Press reported, citing a law enforcement official who was briefed on the investigation but declined to be named because of the ongoing probe."

What kind of crazy fireproof material must that self-cloning wallet be made of?
2013-02-13 11:56:54 AM  
1 vote:

Elegy: Just did a quick survey of news coverage, most mainstream media outlets seem to not care (or are simply unaware) that the LAPD intentionally set fire to the cabin. Most quote the LAPD on the issue, with the LAPD being pretty damn vague about how the cabin came to be on fire.


Let's not dwell on who started which fire. Let's just agree that fires were set, and resolve to do better in the future.
2013-02-13 06:43:27 AM  
1 vote:
push3r:
Hopefully it's resolved without further loss of life, but I'm not holding my breath.

If you wish to avoid further loss of life, then not holding your breath would be a good start.
2013-02-13 04:57:02 AM  
1 vote:
If only this guy got arrested and put in prison, then we'd have the sequel where he goes into the Middle East in an attempt to rescue POWs.
2013-02-13 03:55:47 AM  
1 vote:
blog.jsambrose.com
2013-02-13 03:24:40 AM  
1 vote:

LookForTheArrow: Lenny_da_Hog: LookForTheArrow: how am I NOT supposed to be mad at that?

By remembering that you don't live in California, and aside from the entertainment value from the drama, it doesn't affect you in the least.

BULLshiat. you dont know where I live and i HAVE been messed with by socal police for no reason so i kindly invite you to shut the fark up you know-nothing ass.

torwars.com
2013-02-13 03:22:27 AM  
1 vote:

LookForTheArrow: oh yeah, i really want to keep that info right up to the minute for ass-crackers like you. Maybe i do. Maybe i dont you disphit.


Alcohol kills far more people per year than guns. You might want to keep that in mind.

Either way, you didn't say, "I *DO* live in California, you dipshiat!!" so I'm still assuming this has nothing to do with you, that your police department is entirely different from LAPD and surrounding area, and that you're having an attack of Munchausen's Oppression at the moment.
2013-02-13 02:33:13 AM  
1 vote:

duenor: The guy is a farking nut. He deserves whatever's coming to him.

I especially like how he rants about how nobody needs AR15s and how he's going to show that they should be banned by killing a bunch of people.

I like my AR15 just fine, I feel much safer having it to protect me from self-righteous lunatics like Donner.


Yeah, but what are you going to do when the LAPD knocks on your door?
2013-02-13 01:37:40 AM  
1 vote:

Alphakronik: Just heard on Fox News Radio's "Clyde Davis" show that this was a police killing, and that we are now living in a militarized state, brought on by......you guessed it:


OBAMA!!!!

This is going to be bigger than Benghazi, guys!


Last week this crazy old mad at the mall asked me when America was going to turn into a police state. I told him, "Tuesday". So apparently I'm psychic now. Next time I see him, I'm going to tell him when they're going to have the McRib again. Because I'd really like to know.
2013-02-13 01:28:44 AM  
1 vote:

Coelacanth: Local news is reporting that the cops didn't find Dorner's body in that burned out cabin.


TFA says it's still too hot (i.e. burning hot coals) so they haven't gone in there and scraped out the charred body yet.

My guess is the dust will settle like this:

It will be found that Dorner did not, in fact, shoot anybody in this confrontation and that the "hostage situation" earlier was made-up.  His body will be recovered from the cabin riddled with bullets and time of death will be placed well before the fire started, but cause of death will be listed as "smoke inhalation." There will be poorly-suppressed evidence that he attempted to surrender and was shot for his troubles. The fire will be blamed on suicide, then an ammunition explosion, then on the idea that the flash of gunpowder from him shooting somehow started a blaze. The police involved will be decorated as heroes.  A wrongful death suit by surviving family members will prove that the fire was caused by an armored vehicle plowing through the fireplace specifically after one of the higher-ups gave the order, "Smoke 'im out."

We won't pay attention to the SOTU address.
2013-02-13 01:11:07 AM  
1 vote:
in the meantime somewhere in Beverly Hills a person  is seen around doing cartwheels, tap dancing and setting off fireworks.

twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
2013-02-13 01:07:39 AM  
1 vote:
His name is Christopher Dorner.

His name is Christopher Dorner.

His name is Christopher Dorner.

His NAME is CHRISTOPHER DORNER!
2013-02-13 01:01:29 AM  
1 vote:
Did they decode his manifesto yet?
2013-02-13 12:51:49 AM  
1 vote:

ParagonComplex: Interesting that CNN was asked to stop airing a live feed (like Waco), because they said he could use the television to plan an escape. Problem with that is the owner of the cabin said it had no television, cell phone, telephone, or internet reception.


"We must keep this from the serfs, lest they gain literacy and threaten the landed gentry."
2013-02-13 12:47:25 AM  
1 vote:

way south: finnished: So, if all Dorners guns had silencers on them, what was that "one shot" they supposedly heard before the place was torched?

They were saying some pretty wild things on CNN.
They kept repeating that he had a fifty caliber barret rifle (maybe two! ...one twenty pound rifle for each hand), and that he might even have an anti aircraft missile or rocket launcher.

I wager he didn't have even a fraction of that shiat on him. Probably just a rifle or two and a handgun. No NFA stuff.


I read he also had a T-72 and a Nimitz class aircraft carrier.
2013-02-13 12:46:45 AM  
1 vote:

Infernalist: davidphogan: Mr. Breeze: davidphogan: LookForTheArrow: Apparently, The LAPD just executed  someone, without due process, and without reason, since they knew they had whoever it was (they weren't totally sure who!) in a position they could not escape from.

How did they assassinate him?

They might not have. The LAPD still are not sure it's his body and that's bothersome.

That would make sense since the SB Sheriff's Office should be the investigating agency.

If he's not dead, there's going to be seriously scared police looking under their beds tonight.


If he survived this I'll be buying stock in Rockstar Games, because this is the best ad for GTA 5 they could have come up with.
2013-02-13 12:46:29 AM  
1 vote:

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: He's just exercising his second amendment rights against a corrupt government, what's the problem?


best.Comment.EVAR.
2013-02-13 12:41:17 AM  
1 vote:

BarkingUnicorn: Fark Rye For Many Whores: How does anyone have a conversation in these threads, in the time I'm typing 100 people have yelled at each other 200 times.

It would be nice if Fark had threaded conversations like so many other forums.


www.unitrends.com
2013-02-13 12:39:39 AM  
1 vote:
Just heard on Fox News Radio's "Clyde Davis" show that this was a police killing, and that we are now living in a militarized state, brought on by......you guessed it:


OBAMA!!!!

This is going to be bigger than Benghazi, guys!
2013-02-13 12:37:36 AM  
1 vote:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: How does anyone have a conversation in these threads, in the time I'm typing 100 people have yelled at each other 200 times.


Conversation, where do you think you are? Everyone is shooting for that perfect "smart" or "funny" post in order to win today's prize.
2013-02-13 12:24:46 AM  
1 vote:

Gilligann: Skyrmion: LAPD: We found the body of Chris Dorner in the cabin.

What? All day I was hearing about gun fights.

Who where they shooting at all this time?


The deaf guy making popcorn in his cabin.
2013-02-13 12:19:15 AM  
1 vote:

davidphogan: LookForTheArrow: Apparently, The LAPD just executed  someone, without due process, and without reason, since they knew they had whoever it was (they weren't totally sure who!) in a position they could not escape from.

How did they assassinate him?


They might not have. The LAPD still are not sure it's his body and that's bothersome.
2013-02-13 12:16:57 AM  
1 vote:

BarkingUnicorn: Hector Remarkable: /cherish the cabin

There will be charred relics of it on eBay by midnight


-eyes his woodpile-

ahem, excuse me be right back.....
2013-02-13 12:02:04 AM  
1 vote:
LAPD: We found the body of Chris Dorner in the cabin.

[Takes closer look at body.]

LAPD: We did not find a body in the cabin. Nothing to see here!
2013-02-13 12:01:22 AM  
1 vote:
So far, the only thing they've recovered from the cabin is a metal box with love letters from John Cheever.

/cherish the cabin
2013-02-12 11:26:54 PM  
1 vote:
i49.tinypic.com
2013-02-12 11:21:59 PM  
1 vote:
While this saga continues... moar memes!
i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-02-12 11:17:22 PM  
1 vote:

Lenny_da_Hog: Upon hearing reports of fire in the cabin, Boeing has issued a denial.


I lol'd. Would lol again
2013-02-12 11:17:00 PM  
1 vote:
max_pooper: deffuse: Thingster: deffuse: Huh, ignoring one person removed ~35 posts from this thread.

Ignoring people on Fark is like skipping through the commercials on QVC... why bother?
2013-02-12 11:08:55 PM  
1 vote:
You'd think they'd want to douse the cabin with as much water as it takes to cool things off so they can make entry and confirm if he's there or not.
2013-02-12 11:08:20 PM  
1 vote:

deffuse: Thingster: deffuse: Huh, ignoring one person removed ~35 posts from this thread.

Ignoring people is boring. I favorite those types in bright colors so I know what to skip, but can still reference if needed.

Clever....  However I would then have to decide what colour represented Dumbassedness, which could be be tricky.  Blue?  Red?


Maroon? Sounds the closest to moran...
2013-02-12 11:02:32 PM  
1 vote:

MaliFinn: Bontesla: So what's the over/under on the body's dental records NOT being a match for Dorner's?

I absolutely guarantee the dental records will be declared a match, whether they do or not.


"But that *is* a female pelvis"

"Shh!"
2013-02-12 11:01:18 PM  
1 vote:
Huh, ignoring one person removed ~35 posts from this thread.
2013-02-12 11:00:11 PM  
1 vote:
The cabin was engulfed in flames shortly thereafter, but it's not clear how the fire started.


In before ITS WACO ALL OVER AGAIN

/maybe. haven't checked all the comments
2013-02-12 10:56:24 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: DORNER SIGHTED NEAR GRAUMAN'S CHINESE RESTAURANT! MANHUNT CONTINUES!



LAPD forensics takes footprints at the scene, officers gun down all of Hollywood.
2013-02-12 10:54:18 PM  
1 vote:
DORNER SIGHTED NEAR GRAUMAN'S CHINESE RESTAURANT! MANHUNT CONTINUES!


/just kidding
2013-02-12 10:52:21 PM  
1 vote:
They did it for the same reason they torched the Waco compound.  They could not afford the publicity of an open trial, and all the evidence of their wrongdoing would have come to light.
2013-02-12 10:51:51 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-12 10:50:41 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: Thingster: Except the whole cops yelling to torch the motherfarker, as recorded?

I listened to everything, that was never said.


I would be easier for you to hear if you weren't down on the ground licking a cop's boot.
2013-02-12 10:50:19 PM  
1 vote:

Bontesla: So what's the over/under on the body's dental records NOT being a match for Dorner's?


I give it about 5:2 odds.

It it wasn't him in the burnatorium, I hope he buys tomorrow's paper with the headline about how he was killed and posts a picture on the internet of himself holding that paper Dewey Defeats Truman-style.
2013-02-12 10:47:18 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: Zeno-25: LAPD had an obligation to wait this guy out and bring him to trial.

For all we know at this point, Dorner is responsible for the fire.


Yes. The officials at the scene were saying, "Boo it down," Mr. Burns.
2013-02-12 10:46:42 PM  
1 vote:

adamatari: So, just so I'm straight on this...  "Tear gas" is code for "burn the place down", right?


images.politico.com
2013-02-12 10:43:38 PM  
1 vote:
So, just so I'm straight on this...  "Tear gas" is code for "burn the place down", right?
2013-02-12 10:43:18 PM  
1 vote:
Damn. I was really hoping it would turn out to be Ceelo Green they burned alive by mistake.
2013-02-12 10:42:04 PM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: At least he died doing what he loved.


Cooking?
2013-02-12 10:37:19 PM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: CBS: "We don't know the condition of the body"

I'm going out on a limb here and saying the condition is dead.


Medium-well.
2013-02-12 10:35:44 PM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: At least he died doing what he loved.


Do you mean fighting the LAPD or "fired"?
2013-02-12 10:27:36 PM  
1 vote:
I think it's safe to say...
 (•_•)
 ( •_•)>⌐■-■
 (⌐■_■)
 ... Dorner is toast.
 YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
2013-02-12 10:25:00 PM  
1 vote:

bagfed: yeah, independent thinkers don't question authority bro


But do independent thinkers use the word "bro"? I think not.
2013-02-12 10:17:00 PM  
1 vote:

Spaced Cowboy: What are you waiting for rookie?  His crime was attempted murder of a judge.  The sentence is death.

[cdn-static.cnet.co.uk image 477x369]
Yes, sir


They killed Fudge Dredd, and they must pay.
2013-02-12 10:10:52 PM  
1 vote:

KCBlueGal: #BREAKING: LAPD Source Confirms to KTLA That Body Found in Burned Cabin is That of Fired LAPD Officer Chris Dorner


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-02-12 10:07:17 PM  
1 vote:
www.diyphotography.net
Yeah, sure they got him.

Hello, this is Killian. Give me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division.
2013-02-12 10:07:01 PM  
1 vote:

d23: TheJoe03: Popcorn Johnny: Mrs. Beasley: Ha. But there are rumors of a horse...

Black men don't ride horses.  Next you'll be telling me he escaped by swimming across the river.



Your lack of faith disturbs Karl Malone.

i.cdn.turner.com
2013-02-12 10:05:02 PM  
1 vote:

MaliFinn: with the press distracted by the President's SOTU address



Holy farking shizz, dude. Yeah, nobody watched the cabin burn for an hour. It was a ratings disaster!
2013-02-12 10:04:48 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Go bears
2013-02-12 10:01:07 PM  
1 vote:
"I think LAPD will sleep much better tonight knowing that a type of justice happened tonight"

Yes, well technically "none" is a type.
2013-02-12 09:56:57 PM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: Mrs. Beasley: MrHappyRotter: CBS news reporting that a body has been removed from the cabin.

Link please? Not on any Google search.

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/live-video/



,,and we're done
Congratz !!1 MrHappyRotter
You've Won this round of FarkLive
Here's your internets
www.ihopeyourearsbleed.com
2013-02-12 09:56:00 PM  
1 vote:

tychno: Does this mean the LAPD will stop shooting at innocent people now?


No, like, I'm totes serious here. My cousin did it and it *works*.

Just look into the mirror and say "Christopher Dorner" three times. Go ahead, pussy. Do it!
2013-02-12 09:55:24 PM  
1 vote:

Cer10Death: Mrs. Beasley: Whar's my SOTU thread? WARRRRR? Boner looks constipated.

Why farking bother. All he's blabbing about is how he's going to take away our guns, raise our taxes, piss on the Constitution, share our wealth (*as if we had any to begin with), fark our women, steal our hopes and dreams, steal our retirement, fark up our healthcare (Ok, well, it's pretty farked up without him doing anything), cow tow to Eurotrash countries, run scared of North Korea and Iran, legitimize the boarder hoppers who strain our resources by having more kids than a clown car at Ringling Bros. Barnum and Bailey Circus, and flush our children's futures down the toilet. There...how's that for your SOTU thread.


You forgot abandoning Israel, shutting down the fossil fuel industry and getting his handicap below 40.
2013-02-12 09:53:54 PM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: CBS news is saying it's official: High level sources confirming Dorner's body has been recovered from the burned down cabin.


High level sources also confirmed that Bin Ladin died in the bombing at Tora Bora.
2013-02-12 09:53:26 PM  
1 vote:

tychno: Does this mean the LAPD will stop shooting at innocent people now?


That's a silly question.

Everyone is another possible Dorner, and will be shot if the officer's spidey sense tingles in the least.
2013-02-12 09:52:15 PM  
1 vote:
Does this mean the LAPD will stop shooting at innocent people now?
2013-02-12 09:50:18 PM  
1 vote:

Watch out, you might get what you're after
Cool babies, strange but not a stranger
I'm an ordinary guy
Burning down the house
Hold tight, wait 'till the party's over
Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house

2013-02-12 09:47:38 PM  
1 vote:

shower_in_my_socks: How much you wanna bet that this goes full-Sandy-style with the media misinformation, and we find out later that the truck wasn't stolen, and nobody was in the house? Cable news cannot be trusted to get anything correct, unless it's with 20/20 hindsight.


4.bp.blogspot.com

You are expecting them to know what happened before it does maybe?
2013-02-12 09:32:19 PM  
1 vote:

germ78: In related news, authorities are now battling a raging wildfire in the vicinity of Big Bear.



...but are planning to blow up a dam to put it out. They're drawing up plans now to handle the resulting flood. Please stand by.
2013-02-12 09:31:10 PM  
1 vote:

basemetal: doglover: basemetal: I've been away from the news, did they silence him?  Burn him out?

Full Waco, no body yet.

You know, I didn't even consider that they would go full Waco on him.

/hope the cabin was insured.


They had to do somthing that out-shined what they did to those two women delivering newspapers.
2013-02-12 09:29:55 PM  
1 vote:
vikien.com

It's a sad day, folks. Sad, sad day.
2013-02-12 09:28:43 PM  
1 vote:
LAPD set the fire intentionally:

Link
2013-02-12 09:27:16 PM  
1 vote:

Bontesla: basemetal: doglover: basemetal: I've been away from the news, did they silence him?  Burn him out?

Full Waco, no body yet.

You know, I didn't even consider that they would go full Waco on him.

/hope the cabin was insured.

It's also been said (by a few in the media) that they could have just spent the afternoon negotiating and setting fire to an empty cabin.


That would be awesome.
2013-02-12 09:24:52 PM  
1 vote:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: udhq: Nope.  Sorry.  You're absolutely, objectively wrong.

Our legal interpretations in this country come from the judiciary, not the OED, and no court has ever suggested any meaning of "well regulated" other than what any literate person--who's not a self-serving, gun-nut--knows those words to mean.

It takes a special kind of willful ignorance to argue that the legal system is not founded upon standardization of definitions. I see you're going the "repeat a lie and it becomes truth" method. Well, have fun with that, I'm sure you'll convince someone that the meaning of "well regulated" during the time the 2nd amendment was written is irrelevant to how it should be interpreted today.


well, it is. the constitution is bad. Indeed, the only plus i can thik of to keeping it is imagining the pack of scoundrels who would be involved if we decided to do a full on rewrite today. It should be "read around" whenever necessary.


An armed citizenry remains a good idea in and of itself, regardless of the writing on the paper.
2013-02-12 09:21:13 PM  
1 vote:

spamdog: Oh man, all you pro/anti-gun people are farking douchebags.


What's really important isn't the issue, but that you feel superior to both.
2013-02-12 09:19:48 PM  
1 vote:

super_grass: Christopher Dorner: Police demolish cabin, hear single gunshot
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2013/02/christopher-dorner-pol ic e-demolish-cabin-hear-single-gunshot.html

RIP IN PEACE, DARK KNIGHT


Dark Knights don't kill innocent people who are related to those that wronged them.

He's more of a Dick Knight.
2013-02-12 09:19:37 PM  
1 vote:

spamdog: Oh man, all you pro/anti-gun people are farking douchebags.


You sound fat.
2013-02-12 09:18:16 PM  
1 vote:

tweek46420: orclover: tweek46420: vsavatar: So, final score: Homicidal maniac: 4, Cops: 1

unless he took himself out...then it 5 and 0 baby

No nooo, the cops killed at least one person too.   Mind you it was one of the asian ladies.

half point then?


After you kill one asian lady you're just hungry to kill another one an hour later
2013-02-12 09:18:12 PM  
1 vote:
i49.tinypic.com
2013-02-12 09:16:57 PM  
1 vote:
Little Chris Dorner
Sat in the corner
Eating his bullet pie

flash grenades came
and engulfed him in flame
And he said nothing, because he was already dead.
2013-02-12 09:08:06 PM  
1 vote:
cdn.bleacherreport.net
Rip Dorn
2013-02-12 09:07:55 PM  
1 vote:
They didn't find Dorner in the cabin. They did, however, find the burned corpse of a Sasquatch.

So that's been settled.
2013-02-12 09:05:46 PM  
1 vote:
i4.photobucket.com

RIP Dorn
2013-02-12 09:02:35 PM  
1 vote:
I had to go shopping... did they kill Dorn yet?

/Kinda sad, I thought he was great as Worf on ST:TNG.
2013-02-12 09:02:25 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: A second structure is on fire.


A second Dorner has hit the tower!
2013-02-12 09:00:56 PM  
1 vote:
farkING NANCY GRACE

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

YOU farkING LOUDMOUTHED biatch.

AAARGGGH!!
2013-02-12 09:00:53 PM  
1 vote:
Nevermind..body was identified as a newspaper delivery person.  Poor guy was probably scared out  of his wits.
2013-02-12 08:59:01 PM  
1 vote:

tweek46420: orclover: tweek46420: vsavatar: So, final score: Homicidal maniac: 4, Cops: 1

unless he took himself out...then it 5 and 0 baby

No nooo, the cops killed at least one person too.   Mind you it was one of the asian ladies.

half point then?


We'll call it a draw.
2013-02-12 08:56:50 PM  
1 vote:

OnlyM3: Dorner had to pass background checks, lie detectors, psyc evaluations, etc... How did that work out for you?


I thought those human reliability tests were supposed to prevent this!
i192.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 08:56:37 PM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: Cnn is sure obsessed with black people today. First they spent hours on Donner and now Obama.
Ain't no Asians making news these days?


That was last night in Best Korea.
2013-02-12 08:55:55 PM  
1 vote:
Cnn is sure obsessed with black people today. First they spent hours on Donner and now Obama.
Ain't no Asians making news these days?
2013-02-12 08:55:06 PM  
1 vote:

d23: coverage will interrupt nancy grace on HLN.  Well, damn, something good IS coming out of it after all.



HLN used to be this nice, no frills, middle-of-the-road, repeat the major stories of the day every 30 minutes, reliable network. I checked it out the other day, and this was my response:

img16.imageshack.us
2013-02-12 08:54:15 PM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: I was on Reddit and got downvoted -50 karma points for saying Chuck Norris is in the burning cabin
I am at home here on Fark. Where I can make insensitive comments and be applauded for it.


you go girl
2013-02-12 08:53:50 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: The only way this evening could get more interesting is if Nugent shouts at Obama during his speech.


Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please,
2013-02-12 08:53:27 PM  
1 vote:
It's dark now so they're showing recorded footage of the fire.  Makes sense.
2013-02-12 08:50:26 PM  
1 vote:
So the mayor is praying for the families of the LAPD, but none of the people who were shot mistakenly.
2013-02-12 08:50:21 PM  
1 vote:

super_grass: Jimmysolson: A bad deal for all involved.

Sometimes bad things happen to good people.

There are no good people here.


No, not here like on Fark, but elsewhere.
2013-02-12 08:50:14 PM  
1 vote:

fat_free: [media.philly.com image 400x300]

MOVE!

csb

I was sitting in my car getting ready to drive home and watching this helicopter circle overhead. The company I worked for owned the entire block - 63rd & Walnut - the old Walnut Park Plaza Hotel & the newly constructed nursing home. Anyway - I'm getting ready to pull out and there's this big BOOM. Next thing I know, there's flames and a column of smoke rising from the next block and getting more and more intense as I'm pulling away. We worked in the renovated underground garage of the old hotel - my subordinate told me he felt the blast as if if were right next door.
2013-02-12 08:49:45 PM  
1 vote:

tenpoundsofcheese: the darkness doesn't help.



24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-12 08:48:52 PM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: CBS saying two cleaning ladies went to the cabin where he was holed up.  He then restrained them and stole their car.  Got into an accident in that car and stole a trunk.  Then took the trunk over to the cabin in the woods that was then set on fire.


The Aristocrats!
2013-02-12 08:47:50 PM  
1 vote:
A bad deal for all involved.

Sometimes bad things happen to good people.
2013-02-12 08:47:25 PM  
1 vote:

Nothing To See Here: Just in: Taylor Swift has released a new song about her breakup with Chris Dorner.


HA! It would be the only relationship where she was the sane one
2013-02-12 08:46:43 PM  
1 vote:

TheJoe03: TheJoe03: Popcorn Johnny: Mrs. Beasley: Ha. But there are rumors of a horse...

Black men don't ride horses.  Next you'll be telling me he escaped by swimming across the river.

[wyofile.com image 850x572]


That's pure CG.

What you're not seeing is the 2 black dudes in a horse costume that he is riding.
2013-02-12 08:44:34 PM  
1 vote:
More likely, they'll just kill him then "bury" him at sea and say he's dead. Nobody's the wiser.
2013-02-12 08:44:00 PM  
1 vote:
Has anybody seen Kyle?
2013-02-12 08:40:50 PM  
1 vote:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: It's sad how so many people are so utterly brain dead as to think a permit being required to exercise a right that specifically says that it "shall not be infringed" is "constitutional".


I know, right! I'll bet you're all up in arms over copyright and libel laws as well! How dare they infringe on my first amendment rights!
2013-02-12 08:37:43 PM  
1 vote:

OH fark, ONE OF THE PROPANE TANKS EXPLODED AND THERE'S A HUGE CLOUD OF SMOKE CONCEALING THE AREA

THERE THERE SEEMS TO BE A FIGURE, POSSIBLE DORNER, ESCAPING THE CLOUDS AND INTO THE FOREST

THE COPS ARE TRYING TO ENTER THE FOREST TO CHASE IT DOWN BUT ARE STILL BLOCKED BY THE FIRE

COULD THIS BE CHOHO-RAMBO'S GREATEST ESCAPE?

2013-02-12 08:36:11 PM  
1 vote:
"It's getting darker and colder as the night falls.  Is that going to pose a challenge?"

...."uh... have you noticed the nice bonfire we've constructed?  That will help with the cold and dark challenges.... "
2013-02-12 08:34:26 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: I prefer the semi-fictional drama of a Netflix series to real political intrigue. At least on the drama series, I get to see some nudity.


Obama could always have a wardrobe malfunction.
2013-02-12 08:32:56 PM  
1 vote:

DubyaHater: derp


The LAPD has a long, well documented problem with corruption.
Turn off the computer and take a walk.
2013-02-12 08:32:20 PM  
1 vote:

DubyaHater: And for the the Farkers who "can't feel sympathy for dead cops". There's a child somewhere tonight who lost a parent. I assume most all of you didn't have a parent finish their career in a body bag.


I just called her up. She says to tell you she really appreciates you telling us off, it means a lot to her.
2013-02-12 08:30:13 PM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: I decided to crap my pants instead.


Dammit Ted, you're supposed to be at the State of the Union address. Everyone is expecting the NUGE!
2013-02-12 08:30:07 PM  
1 vote:
I have really enjoyed the Fark Tactical Response Team's analysis to the police presence at the cabin. You guys have real insight into the situation from your mother's basement. Maybe the police department should have this thread on auto-update so they can follow the orders of Farkers who are following the news and surfing trap porn.
Frankly,the cop-hating on this website is sickening. You guys want to discuss the "corruption" of the LAPD with only information gleaned from a madman who has killed quite a few people already. If you guys are so sick of "police corruption", pick up a firearm and patrol your town. I imagine most of you would piss yourselves in a firefight inside a burning building.
And for the the Farkers who "can't feel sympathy for dead cops". There's a child somewhere tonight who lost a parent. I assume most all of you didn't have a parent finish their career in a body bag.
Good job guys. You've made 4chan and FreeRepublic seem normal tonight.
2013-02-12 08:29:51 PM  
1 vote:

TheJoe03: So people die, ban guns


you hump that strawman and you hump him good!
2013-02-12 08:28:40 PM  
1 vote:
If we see a Doritos truck heading up to assist the officers, we'll know if the cabin owner kept a big stash of weed in there.
2013-02-12 08:27:55 PM  
1 vote:

camtheman: tried to get out the back, and was pushed back in?


i3.ytimg.com
2013-02-12 08:27:24 PM  
1 vote:
Scary looking black guns = good
Scary looking blacks with guns = bad
2013-02-12 08:25:58 PM  
1 vote:

pedrop357: drew46n2: :A vocal minority is too in love with their penile-compensators to accept even the slightest regulation on private sales, background checks, or magazine capacity. And a hundred people today will die from a gun. And tomorrow. And the next day...but who cares? I got my man card derrrr herp!

Speaking of derp.  You gun control supporters really need therapy for this sexual issue you all seem to have.

Since 2/3 or more of those hundred are suicides, and nearly 2/3 of murders with firearms come from handguns,  many lives do you think will actually be saved by banning scary looking guns, limiting magazine capacity, or forcing a person to conduct a background check on a family member or neighbor before selling their gun?


I see where you're going with this: we need to ban handguns, too.
2013-02-12 08:25:55 PM  
1 vote:

Canned Tamales: Sorry about your penis,


Don't be, I'm not. I do appreciate all the attention you give it though.
2013-02-12 08:23:38 PM  
1 vote:

thisisarepeat: HOly shiat! Are you telling me people actually die sometimes?! Grow up.


People die, why try to cure cancer? Grow up.
People die, why go to the hospital? Just let the heart attack kill you. Grow up.
People die, why get inoculated? Get your measles, mumps, etc...Grow up
People die, why should cops wear body armor? They should grow up.
2013-02-12 08:23:27 PM  
1 vote:
Tyler, The Creator @farktyler
YO ITS A nubian IN THE WOODS OUT SMARTING WHITE PEOPLE OMG THIS IS WILD
2013-02-12 08:20:51 PM  
1 vote:

Dorner, you're fired.

2013-02-12 08:19:39 PM  
1 vote:

Poundit Hardus: Came directly to the end of the thread here, has Col. Trautman arrived on scene yet?


42
2013-02-12 08:19:02 PM  
1 vote:
I can't pull myself away from the computer but I really have to poop.  I REALLY HAVE TO POOP.
2013-02-12 08:18:57 PM  
1 vote:
Came directly to the end of the thread here, has Col. Trautman arrived on scene yet?
2013-02-12 08:18:35 PM  
1 vote:

drew46n2: the voice of the pro-gun movement, right here. Give this man an assault rifle with a 50-round drum, post-haste!


So is Dorner a good voice for the anti-gun movement? I read his manifesto, he's on your side.
2013-02-12 08:18:15 PM  
1 vote:
All these people that are in here telling all the people in here to stop telling the people that have made a joke that has been made more than once again as though it were a new joke need to stop telling telling those people that thing
2013-02-12 08:18:14 PM  
1 vote:
Any minute now.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-12 08:17:40 PM  
1 vote:

LessO2: Canned Tamales: Funny how slimy little turds like you try to make it all about penis-compensation and cowardliness, when you are the one pushing for state control.  If anyone's a micro-peened coward, it's lying little shiatstains like you who can't handle the thought of being around people who aren't dependent, weakling crybabies like yourself.  You're pathetic, loserbiatch.

Calm down, I don't think we're done with the Pope jokes yet.


My bad, please proceed.  I love Pope jokes.

I like the Pope,
The Pope smokes dope.
2013-02-12 08:17:16 PM  
1 vote:

timujin: Pretty sure that link illustrates the fact that they do have to have permission.


Yeah, that was my intent. Misread the comment as "can they do that without permission?" or something.

Read these large threads fast, and mistakes happen.
2013-02-12 08:15:52 PM  
1 vote:

SubBass49: IanMoone: Tear gas lobbed into the cabin and now it's on fire? What is the current location of Janet Reno????

50 Shades of Waco.


==

TOP THIS....BALROG HUSSEIN FARTBONGO AL-CHICAGO'S "SNIFF OF THE UNDIES ADDRESS" !
2013-02-12 08:14:47 PM  
1 vote:
So basically they called on every cop in state California to surround this cabin, and then they set it on fire.. That's fine police work... Wow?!
2013-02-12 08:14:16 PM  
1 vote:

shower_in_my_socks: SOTU starts in less than an hour. If this thing goes into double overtime, I'm gonna be pissed.


But 60 Minutes will be seen at the conclusion of Dorner's confirmed identification, except for the West Coast where 60 Minutes will be seen at its normally scheduled time.
2013-02-12 08:14:08 PM  
1 vote:
Did someone say Burning Man! Yaaaaay!!

i262.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 08:12:53 PM  
1 vote:

IanMoone: Tear gas lobbed into the cabin and now it's on fire? What is the current location of Janet Reno????


50 Shades of Waco.
2013-02-12 08:11:46 PM  
1 vote:
Oh great. We're having ribs for dinner.

www.smoquehousebbq.com
2013-02-12 08:10:27 PM  
1 vote:
Overweight? Come to the mountains and BURN THE FAT OFF.
2013-02-12 08:10:09 PM  
1 vote:
They offered a to send in a hostage.

s20.postimage.org

Dorner refused the offer.
2013-02-12 08:09:08 PM  
1 vote:

vygramul: Has Ron Paul tweeted about this yet?


This wouldn't have happened if we were using the Gold Standard.
2013-02-12 08:08:47 PM  
1 vote:
By the way, I called the ending to this.

/ shootout with fish and wildlife?
// how do fish and wildlife hold guns without thumbs?
2013-02-12 08:08:38 PM  
1 vote:
Here's the latest pictures from the cabin in the woods:

img.gawkerassets.com
2013-02-12 08:07:00 PM  
1 vote:
Scanner: To team clearing other buildings, "be extra careful of blue-on-blue"

I  think that's code for "please don't shoot each other".
2013-02-12 08:06:40 PM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: That's two words.


The space is silent.
2013-02-12 08:04:21 PM  
1 vote:

wxboy: Shirley Ujest: I just got home from work and saw this thread bloating up fast.

Anyone care to summarize the highlights for me?

Dorner cornered, cop dead, cabin flaming.


I haven't seen a cabin flaming like that since I visited Fire Island.
2013-02-12 08:04:00 PM  
1 vote:

utah dude: uh, mods, hi, um, could you start a sotu potus thread yet?


No one cares.
2013-02-12 08:02:52 PM  
1 vote:

Shirley Ujest: I just got home from work and saw this thread bloating up fast.

Anyone care to summarize the highlights for me?



He dead

2013-02-12 08:02:13 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Popcorn Johnny: This spokeswoman sure is talking a lot.

She probably thinks she's on the phone with her best girlfriend, and they're gabbing about shoes or boys or how often their vaginas bleed, or somesuch.


We get it, you hate women.
2013-02-12 08:01:26 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: This spokeswoman sure is talking a lot.


She probably thinks she's on the phone with her best girlfriend, and they're gabbing about shoes or boys or how often their vaginas bleed, or somesuch.
2013-02-12 08:01:19 PM  
1 vote:
Spokeswoman is hot because she's going through menapause.
2013-02-12 08:01:14 PM  
1 vote:
biatches be truculent.
2013-02-12 08:00:24 PM  
1 vote:
What if you were a black buy who saw this on the news as it broke. Early.
And said,"Imma hole up in my buddy's cabin 'cause I don wanna get shot? "
and drove to a ski resort neighborhood. And parked, and got out and said, "this will all blow over in a few days when they catch him" and went to the cupboard, and found your honky pal had fireworks for the 4th and shut the cupboard door and made some popcorn in the microwave and all of a sudden...bullets?
2013-02-12 07:59:52 PM  
1 vote:

MagSeven: This pope joke is now officially as old as the actual pope.


Yeah, but the people making the Pope joke won't quit.
2013-02-12 07:59:06 PM  
1 vote:
www.bucksright.com
2013-02-12 07:59:04 PM  
1 vote:

bighairyguy: Scanner: Something about a text his daughter received saying he was going to commit suicide.

Didn't know he had a daughter.


He's a black guy.  Of course he has kids.  Probably a half dozen of them, each with a different mother.  I bet he's even visited with them on occasion.

\just kidding
\\please don't kick my arse, black Farkers
2013-02-12 07:58:48 PM  
1 vote:
"Did you make any attempt to communicate with him?"

"Pffft.  I dunno.  Whatever."
2013-02-12 07:58:36 PM  
1 vote:

keygrip: shower_in_my_socks: In today's news:


Barack to speak in a big hall
Pope quits, he's done with it all
Dorner's pinned and we are glad
Un's a d!ck just like his dad

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE....

Win.....nothing but win.


Barack to speak in a big hall
The Pope quits; he's done with it all
Dorner's pinned and we're glad
Un's a d!ck like his dad
We're 'Mercans, let's go to the mall!
2013-02-12 07:58:10 PM  
1 vote:
Revenge is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery corpse
Bound by wild desire
I fell into a Cabin on fire
I fell into a burning Cabin on fire
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns, a cabin on fire
A cabin on fire
2013-02-12 07:57:28 PM  
1 vote:
Currently hot:
1) Cabin
2) Spokeswoman
2013-02-12 07:56:56 PM  
1 vote:
Wonderful.... they killed LL Cool J while he was going to Tupac's secret studio cabin. No more Tupac releases.
2013-02-12 07:56:01 PM  
1 vote:

bighairyguy: Scanner: Propane tank outside building


Those have a very reliable relief valve.  Still betting the scuba tank gets the reward money.
2013-02-12 07:54:45 PM  
1 vote:

fredklein: Spokeswoman say "suspect is described as resembling Dorner."

So, two white women, or a white guy?


Handicapped Asian midget hermaphrodite.
2013-02-12 07:53:55 PM  
1 vote:

Crackers Are a Family Food: bighairyguy: Scanner: Propane tank outside building

Oh, this will be good.


Scanner: They are trying to check with gas companies about tank status
2013-02-12 07:53:15 PM  
1 vote:
Spokeswoman say "suspect is described as resembling Dorner."

So, two white women, or a white guy?
2013-02-12 07:52:23 PM  
1 vote:

tweek46420: did the police set the fire?


It was Officer Trogdor.
2013-02-12 07:52:10 PM  
1 vote:

Dano33: There's no way the police can deny starting the fire! No freakin way!


I hear their official statement is that it was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'.
2013-02-12 07:51:46 PM  
1 vote:
WTF is that cabin made of anyway?  Old tires?  Never seen something burn that long and with that much black smoke.
2013-02-12 07:51:39 PM  
1 vote:
"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
We don't need no water let the motherfarker burn!
Burn motherfarker, burn!"

~Official LAPD Statement
2013-02-12 07:51:25 PM  
1 vote:
In the movie version, the resident of the cabin is an old friend of Dorner's - possibly another ex-cop who was his mentor at the academy - but who is dying of terminal cancer and offered to buy Dorner some time.

/Hollywood, call me
2013-02-12 07:51:04 PM  
1 vote:

tweek46420: so, who pays for a new cabin.....got to suck for whoever lives/owns the place


Hello, Prudential?
Jerry? Did the cops just surround your cabin again?
2013-02-12 07:50:16 PM  
1 vote:
Ammo still popping in the cabin.

farm4.staticflickr.com
2013-02-12 07:48:31 PM  
1 vote:
www.examiner.com
2013-02-12 07:48:13 PM  
1 vote:
CBS live feed is reporting that Dorner might have escaped and have referenced footprints, possibly horse, leading away from the cabin.

So it looks like the LAPD just had a four hour standoff with an empty cabin and then burned it down. Talk about epic.
2013-02-12 07:43:13 PM  
1 vote:

Scorpinock: Deep Contact: Scorpinock: Anyone know if SCUBA gear can be used in a fire?
Only when your under water.

What about my under water now?


Your underwater is not as good as you're front lawn.
2013-02-12 07:43:03 PM  
1 vote:
Damn, we're in a tight spot!!!
2013-02-12 07:40:28 PM  
1 vote:
CBS Reporter: "We don't usually report on speculations, but..."

LOL
2013-02-12 07:40:28 PM  
1 vote:
To the tune of Frère Jacques ...

Now the cabin's burning
Dorner too
Dorner too
2013-02-12 07:37:57 PM  
1 vote:
Billy Joel confirming he didn't start the fire.
2013-02-12 07:37:25 PM  
1 vote:
Bet you he killed one of the hostages, ripped some of his teeth out with pliers, replaced them with some of his own, and made his escape..

/scanner just reported 'some type of commotion'.
2013-02-12 07:35:10 PM  
1 vote:

Scorpinock: Anyone know if SCUBA gear can be used in a fire?


You wouldn't want to for very long I'd wager....
2013-02-12 07:34:10 PM  
1 vote:

you are a puppet: Owangotang: He is not Rambo.

He is not Bane.

He is not a hero.

He is not special.

He is just another narcissist in the L.A.nd of narcissists, only this guy actually had the balls to think he deserved fairness. Life is not fair, f*ckface. I hope you are burning to death in that cabin.

He is not a role model.

He is not paid to be a role model.

He is paid to wreak havoc on the LAPD.

Parents should be role models.

Just because he can shoot a deputy

Doesn't mean he should raise your kids.


I'm not crazy

Institution!

You're the one who's crazy!

Institution!

All he wanted was a Pepsi and an end to corruption! A Pepsi!
2013-02-12 07:34:02 PM  
1 vote:

TheRealist: Looks like Christopher Dorner has picked the next Pope!


Damn.  Beat me to it.

+1
2013-02-12 07:33:54 PM  
1 vote:

TheRealist: Looks like Christopher Dorner has picked the next Pope!


lol
2013-02-12 07:33:33 PM  
1 vote:

Owangotang: He is just another narcissist in the L.A.nd of narcissists, only this guy actually had the balls to think he deserved fairness. Life is not fair, f*ckface.


YEAH. Life isn't fair. So play fair and follow the rules!
2013-02-12 07:30:50 PM  
1 vote:

markie_farkie: Not sure if the NBC streaming feed is massively delayed, but it JUST covered the possibility of fire there..

Geez.


They're using the same uplink truck they used at the London Olympics.
2013-02-12 07:29:45 PM  
1 vote:
It wasn't me!

bradmesser.com

/the extra "r" is important
2013-02-12 07:29:32 PM  
1 vote:
Now CBS local feed says suspect may have escaped to a nearby horse horse corral.

Psy being notified.

/that last part not intended to be a factual statement.
2013-02-12 07:28:12 PM  
1 vote:
Wouldn't it be something if that cabin just erupts in a massive explosion?
2013-02-12 07:28:02 PM  
1 vote:

brax33: I love how all of you assume that it is him inside this cabin and not some nut who the cops came across and pissed off. Not once have they said "this is definitely him."


If In a Gadda Da Vida is playing from inside the cabin then I'm calling it right now that it's not him.
2013-02-12 07:27:23 PM  
1 vote:
Trautman: I don't think you understand. I didn't come to rescue Rambo from you. I came here to rescue you from him.
Teasle: Well, we all appreciate your concern Colonel, I will try to be extra careful!
Trautman: I'm just amazed he allowed any of your posse to live.
Teasle: Is that right?
Trautman: Strictly speaking, he slipped up. You're lucky to be breathing.
2013-02-12 07:25:56 PM  
1 vote:
assets.rollingstone.com

♫ This cabin's on fire ...  ♫

Also, wouldn't it be  so very California for this to start a forest fire of some sort?
2013-02-12 07:24:46 PM  
1 vote:
Teasle: He was just another drifter who broke the law!
Trautman: Vagrancy wasn't it? That's gonna look real good on his grave stone in Arlington: Here lies John Rambo, winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, survivor of countless incursions behind enemy lines. Killed for vagrancy in Jerkwater, USA.
Teasle: Now don't give me any of that crap Trautman. Do you think Rambo was the only guy who had a tough time in Vietnam? He killed a police officer for Christ's sake!
Trautman: You're goddamn lucky he didn't kill all of you.
2013-02-12 07:24:00 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-12 07:22:15 PM  
1 vote:

FLMountainMan: pedrop357: FLMountainMan: I have. Seventy police officers indicted out of a total workforce of thirteen thousand, including 10,000 police officers. So, if 0.7% of an organization's population is corrupt, we can term the whole organization as more evil than a man who killed two innocent people (and a few bloodthirsty, baby-eating LAPD cops).

Gotcha.

70 teens spread across a huge school district who committed crimes as a gang would be used to justify all sorts of invasive, abusive policies to all students in that school district.

Yep.  And it would be just as stupid.


so what you are saying is, it's stupid that 70 corrupt cops (according to the cockroach theory, only a small actual percentage of the real perpetrators of abuse) would give us the impression something needed to change and - by Dorner's accusation - has not since the rampart and rodney king days.

ooooooooh kay then. There seems to be literally nothing that would make you think there is an issue here, is there? Well, at least we see WHY Dorner broke, if not the WHEN of it. Any one with a conscious would - even if the HOW of it would be different. When killing equals profit, what then? You cool with that?

i'm not even sure who's side your on. In retrospect, you aren't helping anybody.
2013-02-12 07:22:14 PM  
1 vote:
A SECOND TEAR GAS GRENADE HAS HIT THE CABIN.
2013-02-12 07:20:19 PM  
1 vote:
sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net
2013-02-12 07:20:14 PM  
1 vote:

netweavr: They lit the place on fire? That home-owner must be pissed.


And no one ever gets the optional "police standoff ending in conflagration" insurance.
2013-02-12 07:20:09 PM  
1 vote:
Come on guys. You never go full waco.
2013-02-12 07:19:13 PM  
1 vote:

lostindenver: And now a house fire


He's going out Branch Davidian style? 9/10 for him, then. He loses a point for lack of originality.
2013-02-12 07:18:25 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if Dorner is gonna watch the State of the Union Address while in the cabin.
2013-02-12 07:17:56 PM  
1 vote:

DubyaHater: The cabin has no cable, TV or Internet.  fark it. Just surrender. Who would want to live like that?


No TV and no beer make Dorner something...something.
2013-02-12 07:17:20 PM  
1 vote:

Pichu0102: Yep, he sure beat them. Which is why he's surrounded.


Yup. He's got hem right where they want him.
2013-02-12 07:16:24 PM  
1 vote:
The cabin has no cable, TV or Internet.  fark it. Just surrender. Who would want to live like that?
2013-02-12 07:14:41 PM  
1 vote:

Princess Ryans Knickers: 1774 gun deaths since Sandy Hook. How are them guns working out for you?


How does a gun die?
2013-02-12 07:13:44 PM  
1 vote:

GF named my left testicle thundercles: [i1172.photobucket.com image 739x840]


Yep, he sure beat them. Which is why he's surrounded.
2013-02-12 07:13:37 PM  
1 vote:

Igor Jakovsky: Hey kids, this is what it was like to watch OJ in a slow chase in a white Bronco.  Man if we had only had Fark back then.


The headline I'd have come up would've been, "OJ slicing and dicing his way through traffic, running from defenders once again."
2013-02-12 07:11:09 PM  
1 vote:

TommyymmoT: Stinkyy: [proxy.storify.com image 490x490]

I wonder how many times the cops stop that guy per day?


why would they stop him? i mean, Dorner would have to be pretty stupid to put that on his OWN VAN.

/stupid like a fox.
2013-02-12 07:09:26 PM  
1 vote:
Trying to "clear the media" according to scanner.
2013-02-12 07:05:54 PM  
1 vote:

timharrod: Stinkyy: THREAD BADGE REQUIRED.

[i235.photobucket.com image 403x403]


Given the person who started this and the response, this old, old Photoshop contest entry of mine fits right in. The stinking merit badge. I won the contest, but with a different entry though I've always liked this one better.

www.lafinlarry.net
2013-02-12 07:03:14 PM  
1 vote:
www.crowsnbones.com
My money is on Dragonbat.
2013-02-12 07:02:37 PM  
1 vote:

TheNyquilKid: Did someone on the scanner just say something about finding a RGP round sitting on a box?


RPG, sorry.
2013-02-12 07:02:18 PM  
1 vote:

max_pooper: It's 4pm there now. When does night fall come in those neck of the woods?




When the sun goes down
2013-02-12 07:01:46 PM  
1 vote:
Hey kids, this is what it was like to watch OJ in a slow chase in a white Bronco.  Man if we had only had Fark back then.
2013-02-12 07:00:14 PM  
1 vote:

Roook: He's in that Bud Light truck


The cops have to take a few hours to search it. They might be slightly drunk afterwards.
2013-02-12 06:59:59 PM  
1 vote:

Vegan Meat Popsicle: WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


imgs.xkcd.com
2013-02-12 06:59:09 PM  
1 vote:
I bet that Budweiser truck gets stopped for further scrutiny.
2013-02-12 06:58:53 PM  
1 vote:
Manages to return fire and escape unharmed:

4.bp.blogspot.com

Shoots fellow officer:

cdn4.static.ovimg.com
2013-02-12 06:57:22 PM  
1 vote:

Bruxellensis: And no, tv anchor lady--this is nothing like after 9/11. Please STFU.

Please tell me nobody said that.


The female CBS2 anchor was trying to describe the security precautions--lockdown, search all vehicles, intense local militarization as reminding her of after 9/11. It was a brief but intense episode of derp.
2013-02-12 06:57:04 PM  
1 vote:
How much longer until the LAPD's body count is higher than Dorner's?
2013-02-12 06:56:53 PM  
1 vote:
take the train, chris!
t1.gstatic.com
2013-02-12 06:55:48 PM  
1 vote:

panfake: @KFIAM640 reports police sources fear #Dorner may have gotten away in stolen squad car.


24.media.tumblr.com
"Cletus, you dipstick!"

2013-02-12 06:53:46 PM  
1 vote:
The murder of Chris Dorner has been brought to you in part by Tide laundry detergent. Tide, so good, you can even exchange it for crack.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-02-12 06:53:19 PM  
1 vote:

eddievercetti: Friendly fire? WOW.


I told you WoW sucks.
2013-02-12 06:52:45 PM  
1 vote:
The law enforcement in the live coverage looks like they have a lot in common with Caltrans workers.
2013-02-12 06:49:41 PM  
1 vote:
thesuitsofjamesbond.com
2013-02-12 06:49:07 PM  
1 vote:
Damnit, lets try again

s8.postimage.org
2013-02-12 06:48:31 PM  
1 vote:

Lenny_da_Hog: netweavr: So who's going to make a rap ballad about this guy?

I'll do it.

First, I need a noun, a verb, and three euphemisms for masturbation.


Cheese
Run

Fapping
Firing my mayonnaise launcher
Strangling the one-eyed dragon
2013-02-12 06:48:25 PM  
1 vote:

Tom_Slick: CNN just announcing 1 Deputy from today dead, their source the LA Times.


I heard he shot the sheriff, but he did not shoot the deputy.
2013-02-12 06:44:10 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-12 06:44:00 PM  
1 vote:

netweavr: So who's going to make a rap ballad about this guy?


I'll do it.

First, I need a noun, a verb, and three euphemisms for masturbation.
2013-02-12 06:43:25 PM  
1 vote:

nekom: For fark's sake, WHO CARES if the ski resort is open or closed?  Dude ain't going out to hit the slopes about now, that's for sure.


Friday was an amazing day for boarding in Big Bear, lots of snow and hardly any people...

//it was almost ruined by the dumbass that rear-ended me on the way home
2013-02-12 06:41:51 PM  
1 vote:
media.tumblr.com
2013-02-12 06:39:53 PM  
1 vote:
Goddammit, the freaking LAPD is actually making me root for this guy.  Why do they have to be such r-tards?
2013-02-12 06:38:52 PM  
1 vote:

justtray: Lenny_da_Hog: Mike_LowELL: My sister has a friend at school whose dad works for Blizzard who knows someone that was in the cabin at the time and it wasn't Dorner.  You guys really need to stop believing every second-hand information you hear.

I don't have to believe it to pass it on. That's why it's called "hearsay," not "hearbelievesay."

And hearsay is a type of evidence, recognized by lawyers.

Stop getting trolled.


Oh, great. Another right-wing gun control freak.
2013-02-12 06:38:20 PM  
1 vote:
A SECOND TWITTER HAS JUST HIT THE SOUTH LAPD
2013-02-12 06:36:37 PM  
1 vote:

Mike_LowELL: My sister has a friend at school whose dad works for Blizzard who knows someone that was in the cabin at the time and it wasn't Dorner. You guys really need to stop believing every second-hand information you hear.


With all the excitement I'm totally on auto-believe.
2013-02-12 06:36:11 PM  
1 vote:

Stinkyy: THREAD BADGE REQUIRED.


be sure it has bullet holes in it!
2013-02-12 06:35:33 PM  
1 vote:

TheNyquilKid: LA Times reporting Cabin has no TV or internet.


Not a single luxury?
2013-02-12 06:35:14 PM  
1 vote:
CheetahOlivetti: flucto: Which scanner channel has the good bits now? 6, 7 & 8 or 6, 7 & 9?

None. I have 4 feeds going, and I don't hear squat squelch.

ftfy
2013-02-12 06:34:12 PM  
1 vote:
scrapetv.com
2013-02-12 06:33:26 PM  
1 vote:
I have had it with these motherf*cking Dorners on this motherf*cking mountain!

/i had to censor the bad words cuz fark is for children
2013-02-12 06:31:59 PM  
1 vote:

Rich Cream: Doesn't anyone use bloodhounds anymore? They make for great chase sequences.

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Mostly they just ride these days........

2013-02-12 06:30:55 PM  
1 vote:

Snarfangel: VTGremlin: If he's so good at type of warfare, why doesn't the LAPD hire another Chris Dorner to track this first one down? It's foolproof...

At what point do we send in the Chinese needle snakes?


Its already snowing. The gorillas wont live long enough to eat the snakes.


Bit'O'Gristle: 404 page not found: He's dead. Sniper in the mountain tagged him.

/I hope you're not joking. And where is the scope film. I wanna see his stupid head asplode.


So your posting with one hand and lubing up with the other?
2013-02-12 06:30:01 PM  
1 vote: