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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) NewsFlash Possible sighting of cop-killer Chris Dorner, shots fired in Big Bear and Highway 38 closed in area for manhunt (link goes to live coverage)   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 3248
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2013-02-12 05:52:59 PM

LessO2: you are a puppet: Wolf talking a bunch of shiat now.

Just now?


Did you know that he sleeps under that desk? They have a little bivouac set up for him in there.
 
2013-02-12 05:53:02 PM

GoldDude: If they actually do corner him in a cabin, I'm sure the cops will use a carefully measured approach to getting Donner out...

[www.dvice.com image 330x240]


I'd be lying if I said I didn't wonder if they set up the no fly zone and media blackout so they should bring in an armed drone.

/And if I don't see footage of the cabin after this is over I will revisit this conspiracy theory.
 
2013-02-12 05:53:16 PM
they need to corner Dorner
 
2013-02-12 05:53:21 PM

nekom: "He's going to run out of ammunition.  Law enforcement is not."  (from 4NBC live stream)

Gee, thanks for that.  Not too many people would know that, except well, you know absolutely everybody alive.  Hard hitting journalism right there.


She apparently has not visited a gun/sporting goods store in the last 2 months.  The police could very well run out of ammo, too.
 
2013-02-12 05:53:40 PM

badhatharry: No live video. Welcome to the New America.


http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/live-video/
 
2013-02-12 05:53:43 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

From the wide shot on CNN, it looks like they took this mans advice.
 
2013-02-12 05:53:47 PM
Did somebody say armored bear?

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-02-12 05:54:00 PM
South Korea is reporting that North Korea just tested a second Christopher Dorner and is asking for international intervention.

/btw, CBS stream cut to a producer. It's hilarious.
 
2013-02-12 05:54:15 PM

Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?

It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.


Bravo.
 
2013-02-12 05:54:18 PM

BronyMedic: Aigoo: BronyMedic: Satanic_Hamster: Translation:  LAPD is shooting random citizens again.


The LAPD are not involved, Aigoo. This isn't even in Los Angeles County. It's in San Bernardino ...


They said that the LAPD chief is on his way up there. You know, to help.
 
2013-02-12 05:54:22 PM
BUSTED!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-12 05:54:23 PM
Scanner: "3 fireships just flew by unanounced"
 
2013-02-12 05:54:38 PM
Dorner: Ok, I surrender, I will stop...
LAPD: BANG BANG BANG BANG
Drone: MISSILE LAUNCH! FOXTWO!
 
2013-02-12 05:54:43 PM

Stone Meadow: badhatharry: No live video. Welcome to the New America.

Please...can't show the cops riddling him full of holes when he tries to surrender, unarmed and following instructions.


Ya, this isn't Russia, we have rules here.
 
2013-02-12 05:54:45 PM
Are they sure its him and not a old white man?
 
2013-02-12 05:54:57 PM
I hope this drags on into the SOTU speech.  It's going to be hilarious watching the media shiat their pants with two huge stories to cover at the same time.
 
2013-02-12 05:55:05 PM
reports now indicate the cabin was empty, and trapped. he is totally gone. he is the gotdambatman.
 
2013-02-12 05:55:12 PM

Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?

It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.


Finally.  It's like Kickstarter!
 
2013-02-12 05:55:22 PM

Mikey1969: Dixon Cider: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?  aren't they always short on cash and cops?  would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?

Donations

They sure as shiat aren't wasting money on firearms training...


That is some funny shiat right there.
 
2013-02-12 05:55:24 PM

KarmicDisaster: BronyMedic: Aigoo: BronyMedic: Satanic_Hamster: Translation:  LAPD is shooting random citizens again.


The LAPD are not involved, Aigoo. This isn't even in Los Angeles County. It's in San Bernardino ...

They said that the LAPD chief is on his way up there. You know, to help.


Photo op!
 
2013-02-12 05:55:34 PM

namatad: Popcorn Johnny: CNN reporting that he has 2 hostages.

I predict that on average, the news reporting with be 37% wrong.
And that CNN will be at least 42% wrong.


From CCN' live blog:

[Updated at 5:34 p.m. ET] In posts at 5:06 p.m. ET and 5:09 p.m. ET, we reported apparent information from Big Bear Lake Mayor Jay Obernolte. We have learned that the man we spoke to was not the mayor, so we've removed the information. We regret the error.

Because only the mayor could know what's going on.
 
2013-02-12 05:55:43 PM
Another black ex-LAPD cop just hit the 2nd cabin!1one1
 
2013-02-12 05:55:44 PM
Are we totally certain that this is not LAPD cornering LAPD and engaging in a firefight with LAPD?

Also, I'm assuming the officer who finally nails him will have an awesome action hero line prepared before he finishes him off.

I'm thinking "Chris, are you an Organ Dorner?"
 
2013-02-12 05:55:57 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

"This is from Matilda."
 
2013-02-12 05:56:29 PM

Snarfangel: Great Janitor: I'm not expecting him to be captured until some time in May, and then in late September the next season can focus on his escape from prison.

If I have a problem, and if no one else can help, do you think I can hire him?


If you can find him.

Pretty sure he'll pity fools while loving it when his plans come together.
 
2013-02-12 05:56:29 PM

Shazam999: Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?

It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.

Finally.  It's like Kickstarter!


Kickthebucketstarter?
 
2013-02-12 05:56:36 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-12 05:56:41 PM
CRASHING SCANNER SOLUTION: Right click > "reload".
Mine are going strong with 3 of them running.
 
2013-02-12 05:56:49 PM
I was just tipped off by text messages that something was going down but I'm still at work... Could anyone fill me in??? Thank you (in advance)
 
2013-02-12 05:56:50 PM

Vectron: He had 2 female hostages.

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That was the WORST version of Jane Eyre I ever saw.  This was right before that c*nt Bertha set the bed on fire.
 
2013-02-12 05:57:03 PM

Hrist: TeDDD: Hrist: Felgraf: Hrist:


If you told me ten years ago that I would have some sympathy for a guy who runs around murdering cops because he was wronged by them I would have called bullshiat.  Now, with all the shiat I've heard in the past few years about police corruption, there is sympathy.  Just a little, but it's there.  Everyone that is injured here is a casualty of police corruption, not to mention countless people in the past who have been cops or have interacted with them.

Wow, I thought I was alone in this deep dark depressive pit.

/if you can find my keys we can drive outa here!
 
2013-02-12 05:57:05 PM

freewill: Are we totally certain that this is not LAPD cornering LAPD and engaging in a firefight with LAPD?

Also, I'm assuming the officer who finally nails him will have an awesome action hero line prepared before he finishes him off.

I'm thinking "Ehrmagerd, Chris, are you an Organ Dorner?"


FTFY
 
2013-02-12 05:57:06 PM

Shazam999: Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?

It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.

Finally.  It's like Kickstarter!


Welcome to Killstarter, the crowdfunded bounty site, where you can decide who lives or dies!
 
2013-02-12 05:57:11 PM
Checking the headlines on Google...

"Fugitive ex-cop reportedly exchanges fire with authorities."

Once he gets masonry and religion, he will be unstoppable.
 
2013-02-12 05:57:14 PM

bighairyguy: Scanner: "3 fireships just flew by unanounced"


I heard "3 XXXXXXXX by unannounced."
 
2013-02-12 05:57:22 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Because only the mayor could know what's going on.


In their defense, if someone tells you they are the mayor, but they aren't, other things they say might not be reliable.
 
2013-02-12 05:57:29 PM

TommyymmoT: CRASHING SCANNER SOLUTION: Right click > "reload".
Mine are going strong with 3 of them running.


Links please?
 
2013-02-12 05:57:29 PM

Bontesla: I was just tipped off by text messages that something was going down but I'm still at work... Could anyone fill me in??? Thank you (in advance)


There's a sale at Penny's!
 
2013-02-12 05:57:39 PM

khyberkitsune: BronyMedic: Where did you get that Quan was a cop from?

Buried with a badge. You don't do that for family of cops.

Source? There at the memorial, protesting LAPD.


LOS ANGELES - A fired Los Angeles police officer is suspected in the murder of a Cal State Fullerton basketball coach and her fiancé after it was revealed that the coach's father represented the suspect in front of a board when he lost his job, police said Wednesday night.

Not a cop! Is that so hard to grasp?
 
2013-02-12 05:58:04 PM
A second Dorner has hit the mountain.
 
2013-02-12 05:58:28 PM
CNN: A school is in lockdown..... 35 miles away.

lolwtf
 
2013-02-12 05:58:29 PM
Dorner is now officially this generation's D.B. Copper, except for the whole killing cops thing.

I mean did he really exist? Did he date Manti Te'o's ex girlfriend from Canada?
 
2013-02-12 05:58:30 PM

Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?

It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.


We've always done that.
 
2013-02-12 05:58:33 PM

Bontesla: I was just tipped off by text messages that something was going down but I'm still at work... Could anyone fill me in??? Thank you (in advance)


No, there is no way for you to get this information.
 
2013-02-12 05:58:37 PM

Popcorn Johnny: I hope this drags on into the SOTU speech. It's going to be hilarious watching the media shiat their pants with two huge stories to cover at the same time.


Split screen, or due to this breaking news story we are showing the SOTU on our sister channel USA network.

/Wait that won't work the dog show is on.
 
2013-02-12 05:58:39 PM

bighairyguy: Scanner: "3 fireships just flew by unanounced"


Was wondering wtf those are myself.
 
2013-02-12 05:58:42 PM
LAPD will never noticed that Dorner just set up a cardboard cut out of himself and went out the back.
 
2013-02-12 05:58:48 PM

bluorangefyre: You know who else was schizo?


Actually, the classic Hitler misdiagnosis is narcissism...

/Post-mortem diagnosis jokes FTW!
 
2013-02-12 05:58:50 PM
UPDATE: Purple monkey dishwasher.

REPEAT: Purple monkey dishwasher.
 
2013-02-12 05:58:52 PM
www.yiyelim.com
Mmmmm Dorner
 
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