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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) NewsFlash Possible sighting of cop-killer Chris Dorner, shots fired in Big Bear and Highway 38 closed in area for manhunt (link goes to live coverage)   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 3250
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2013-02-12 05:37:26 PM
One by ground. Two by sea!
 
2013-02-12 05:37:35 PM

ha-ha-guy: hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?

The fuzz has enough problems with gangbangers as it is, you expect them to get a guy with actual military training?


Not only that, but it looks like he's planned this out, probably for years. Imagine how many guns he's squirreled away.
 
2013-02-12 05:37:47 PM

Coco LaFemme: Please save that stupid FARK meme for someone else.


THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
 
2013-02-12 05:37:48 PM
LineNoise: "Oh and for those asking why he didn't flee in the truck, you are forgetting, the LAPD has crack training in preventing that: "

"Where'd he come from?"

"I don't know. He just appeared as magic."

"Well, don't just sit there, shoot him."
 
2013-02-12 05:37:52 PM

Shenanigans!: He lost whatever credibility he might have had when he decided to murder innocent people who had nothing to do with his LAPD troubles.


It's never right to be the judge and jury. That's the same mistake that the cops made that he hated, then he did the same thing. Once you do that your lost.

He should have A) Lawyered up and/or B) leaked his story to the press.

Both would have probably accomplished more. Now that this guy makes thing look bad, no one is going to want to be on his side.
 
2013-02-12 05:37:53 PM

Mrs. Beasley: C'mon. This one is still up: http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/live-video/


Don't waste your time, it's just the zoomed out copter feed from miles away.
 
2013-02-12 05:37:57 PM

BafflerMeal: NightOwl2255: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail heil of gunfire."

Pet Peeve.

Careful with that.  He's in this thread!  The posts are coming from inside the house!


What's his FARK login?
 
2013-02-12 05:37:57 PM

GreenAdder: orclover: Sooooo all feeds have been cut?  If you still doubt that the media is controlled by the government, your a farking moron.

News organizations are under no obligation to cut their feeds, but often do so if they believe it's ethical. If they believe lives may be saved, for instance, they will comply. For the safety of press, police agencies may also move press away from a "hot zone."

And for the record:
-You're: Contraction of "you are."
-Your: Belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing.
-Yore: Of long ago and former times.


As long as it's being recorded, we can get the footage later via FOIA request.
 
2013-02-12 05:38:00 PM

Klippoklondike: you are a puppet: CNN airing a flashback feed I guess. There was a FIREFIIIIIIIIGHT

I now want a bagel with cream cheese


Do I look like Greenly to you>?
 
2013-02-12 05:38:11 PM

HotWingConspiracy: You might want to question the seriousness of conspiracy theories proposed on fark.


It's not just on FARK. InfoWars has been sounding off about things along that line too.

Coco LaFemme: I didn't know there were conspiracy theories about this; do they center on his manifesto being a lie or something?  Because I do agree with the LAPD having a shiatload of problems that need to be addressed, but this isn't how we get those problems dealt with, at least not in a civilized society.


They mostly center around the LAPD engineering the whole thing to discredit his manifesto, or about him being framed for another killing. There's one floating around that Quan herself was actually a cop involved in his firing too.
 
2013-02-12 05:38:14 PM

timujin: netweavr: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner? aren't they always short on cash and cops? would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?

The bounty is a lie. $1 million for information leading to Dorner's arrest.

He's not going to be arrested

So... say this is him and they do somehow manage to arrest him, does the girl that made the 911 call get the $1M?


Probably not. They're weasel their way out of paying. Or whoever covers these things will.
 
2013-02-12 05:38:24 PM

Snarfangel: Sorry,  Ed Finnerty, didn't see your comment before making mine. :)


No worries! Great minds and all that.
 
2013-02-12 05:38:36 PM

Corvus: It's never right to be the judge and jury and executioner.


Forgot the most important part there.
 
2013-02-12 05:38:36 PM
i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-12 05:38:53 PM

timujin: netweavr: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner? aren't they always short on cash and cops? would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?

The bounty is a lie. $1 million for information leading to Dorner's arrest.

He's not going to be arrested

So... say this is him and they do somehow manage to arrest him, does the girl that made the 911 call get the $1M?


You mean if by some farking miracle they don't manage to kill him?
 
2013-02-12 05:39:01 PM

you are a puppet: CNN airing a flashback feed I guess. There was a FIREFIIIIIIIIGHT


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-12 05:39:02 PM

Coco LaFemme: Please save that stupid FARK meme for someone else.


I challenge your assertion that it's stupid!
 
2013-02-12 05:39:05 PM

Shadow Blasko: Klippoklondike: you are a puppet: CNN airing a flashback feed I guess. There was a FIREFIIIIIIIIGHT

I now want a bagel with cream cheese

Do I look like Greenly to you>?


If Dorner gets caught it's because he didn't bring a rope
 
2013-02-12 05:39:12 PM

Gilligann: God these news reporters are idiots. The need to fill every second of air time with useless commentary is ridiculous.

People are afraid. Is this a real fear?

OMG shut the fark up! What a stupid comment


I GIS'd "fake fear" and got this.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

BE NOT AFRAID!
 
2013-02-12 05:39:15 PM

Somacandra: but no one on the ground is confirming it.


Yes, so all we know is a black guy tried to steal a truck and somehow ended up in a firefight with poice.
Now that I say that out loud, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense but I'm sure there is more that I missed.
 
2013-02-12 05:39:22 PM
I'm not expecting him to be captured until some time in May, and then in late September the next season can focus on his escape from prison.
 
2013-02-12 05:39:35 PM
It'd be... interesting if he somehow manages to escape this.
 
2013-02-12 05:39:35 PM
where has this happened before where there is a simulation at the same time an actual event happens?
 
2013-02-12 05:39:47 PM
Killzone?

media.giantbomb.com
 
2013-02-12 05:39:48 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-12 05:39:54 PM
Now is a good time for a crime spree in Big Bear
 
2013-02-12 05:39:54 PM
www.wclt.com

This is the pick-up truck seen outside of Big Bear.
 
2013-02-12 05:40:10 PM

orclover: Sooooo all feeds have been cut?  If you still doubt that the media is controlled by the government, your a farking moron.


The media is not  controlled by the government, but they do realize that they only maintain access to situations by cooperating with the wishes large organizations (government, businesses, citizens groups, etc.)  to whatever extent possible.
 
2013-02-12 05:40:15 PM

cretinbob: Somacandra: but no one on the ground is confirming it.

Yes, so all we know is a black guy tried to steal a truck and somehow ended up in a firefight with poice.
Now that I say that out loud, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense but I'm sure there is more that I missed.


If it's someone else, they sure chose the worst possible day to be black and steal a truck.
 
2013-02-12 05:40:16 PM

Kyosuke: Am I allowed to laugh if this turns out to be another diversion?


A small contigent of us will while the majority scream about the white hat cops doing no wrong and that psychopath baby killer runs free again.  Join the minority, come sit on the darkside.  We have cookies.   Your not going to regret it.

/your better off here trust me.
 
2013-02-12 05:40:16 PM
What dark complected fugitive in cabin may look like:
i265.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 05:40:30 PM
Ronnie the limo driver was involved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DsYgX0f-1U
 
2013-02-12 05:40:35 PM
What kind of parents sent their kids to Big Bear on a science trip during the f*cking manhunt?
 
2013-02-12 05:40:38 PM
So I click the link, wait for the video to load, and open up another window.
Suddenly my computer screams at me, "MOMMY! I MADE POO POO!"

Figured it was either the weirdest news report in history or one of those god damned annoying ads.
Was hoping for the news report, got the ad instead. *sighs*

I remember the good ol' days of 2003 when there were hardly any ads on news web sites.

Excuse me while I cry.
 
2013-02-12 05:40:45 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-12 05:41:02 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-12 05:41:07 PM

Great Janitor: I'm not expecting him to be captured until some time in May, and then in late September the next season can focus on his escape from prison.


Will he successfully escape, only to somehow wind up in a Panamanian prison after?
 
2013-02-12 05:41:09 PM
Fox was talking about Dorner and was interviewing Mark Fuhrman about the situation.

Thats just breath-taking in its irony.
 
2013-02-12 05:41:13 PM

sandi_fish: Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.

There are no African Americans in Thousand Oaks, he'd stand out.


I think the joke is that he'd have an easier time hiding in a forest with 1,000 oak trees, or a clearing with 29 palm trees, than he would have hiding amongst seven oak trees.
 
2013-02-12 05:41:21 PM

bluorangefyre: PsiChick: bluorangefyre: If they know where he is, call in an F-15 and blow him to HELL!

Wow, what a reasonable opinion. We should totally blow up a man who may be mentally ill and his two innocent hostages. That's how justice works!

Didn't see the part about hostages until after I posted that.  And mentally ill?  Is that what we're calling serial killers/mass murders these days?  Sorry, but he deserves to have round upon round upon motherfarking round pumped into his body until he is 100% lead.  And also, 100% dead.  He knew what he was doing.  To call him mentally ill is to call The Unabomber mentally ill, and that man was a frikken genius that used the wrong methods to get his opinion about technology across.  Dorner was looking to bring attention to the issue of corruption in the LAPD in the light by the only means he KNEW would get attention.  But its not as if the rest of the planet didn't know how corrupt the LAPD was.


Actually I already posted twice indicating why I think he's mentally ill. It involves the words 'symptoms written all over his farking manifesto'. Assuming the manifesto is unaltered, he shows, among other things, clearly disordered thinking (like schizophrenia), inability to realize when he is in the wrong or connect punishment to action, and breathtaking, pre-existing anger management issues. So yes, he probably is mentally ill, although it's impossible to say for sure.

Also, IQ does not indicate sanity, especially since some disorders actually correlate with high IQ (Asperger's, for example).
 
2013-02-12 05:41:21 PM

The Muthaship: What kind of parents sent their kids to Big Bear on a science trip during the f*cking manhunt?


Parents of kids who want to be forensic scientists.
 
2013-02-12 05:41:21 PM
Meanwhile in Downtown LA...

www.nerdacy.com
 
2013-02-12 05:41:28 PM

ravenlore: In other words some random black dude is about to die. LAPD will later report that he was "resisting arrest"


Regardless of who it is, yeah shooting at the cops and hitting two of them is generally considered resisting arrest.
 
2013-02-12 05:41:38 PM
He apparently isn't in the cabin? He escaped....
 
2013-02-12 05:41:45 PM

NameDot: Now is a good time for a crime spree in Big Bear


Except for all the bored cops on the ground with nothing to do. Really, the best place if you're so inclined is anywhere in else San Bernardino except for Big Bear.
 
2013-02-12 05:41:51 PM
heavystreet.com
 
2013-02-12 05:41:52 PM
What are the odds that SWAT storms in to find an empty cabin?
 
2013-02-12 05:41:55 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-12 05:42:01 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-12 05:42:07 PM

bluorangefyre: PsiChick: bluorangefyre: If they know where he is, call in an F-15 and blow him to HELL!

Wow, what a reasonable opinion. We should totally blow up a man who may be mentally ill and his two innocent hostages. That's how justice works!

Didn't see the part about hostages until after I posted that.  And mentally ill?  Is that what we're calling serial killers/mass murders these days?  Sorry, but he deserves to have round upon round upon motherfarking round pumped into his body until he is 100% lead.  And also, 100% dead.  He knew what he was doing.  To call him mentally ill is to call The Unabomber mentally ill, and that man was a frikken genius that used the wrong methods to get his opinion about technology across.  Dorner was looking to bring attention to the issue of corruption in the LAPD in the light by the only means he KNEW would get attention.  But its not as if the rest of the planet didn't know how corrupt the LAPD was.


You ar ethe 2nd pretend baddest ass so far in these threads.  Congrats.
 
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