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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) NewsFlash Possible sighting of cop-killer Chris Dorner, shots fired in Big Bear and Highway 38 closed in area for manhunt (link goes to live coverage)   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 3248
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2013-02-12 05:33:16 PM  

orclover: Sooooo all feeds have been cut?  If you still doubt that the media is controlled by the government, your a farking moron.


YOU'RE* A MORON.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:24 PM  
Kinda has to be him, doesn't it?  If not, whatever this is is going to make one of those cracked.com list of omgwtfcoincidences.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:26 PM  

natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?  aren't they always short on cash and cops?  would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?


Ok, so there's this thing called an "evidence locker", and see what the LAPD does, is when money gets tight...
 
2013-02-12 05:33:26 PM  

natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?  aren't they always short on cash and cops?  would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?


The bounty is a lie. $1 million for information leading to Dorner's arrest.

He's not going to be arrested
 
2013-02-12 05:33:28 PM  
damn, scanner feed went dead.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:32 PM  

some_beer_drinker: there is a conspiracy?


Plenty of them have come out of this event. The best one I heard on FARK was that Dorner is completely innocent and just trying to save himself. The LAPD actually capped Quan and her boyfriend to frame him, and the third cop just shot himself to fake the incident.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:39 PM  

Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.


There are no African Americans in Thousand Oaks, he'd stand out.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:44 PM  
These guys are just peeing rings around themselves about having once maybe been in the vicinity of this guy.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:47 PM  
Scanner: not sure if he's in the cabin or on foot
 
2013-02-12 05:33:49 PM  

Practical_Draconian: Heard on CNN feed, interview with the Big Bear mayor:

"He's not the kind of tourist we want up here."

Expound on that, Mr. Mayor.

BTW, I have a half-sibling, a white Tea Partier who lives and breathes Fox News, Limbaugh, etc, and goes total derp when it comes to Mexicans (ignoring the fact I'm half) and other minorites.

Dude is ROOTING for Dorden, calling him a hero and says he was framed by crooked cops. He also had the same view of OJ too.

Is this common with the Tea or other derping folk you know?


Dorden was just honorably discharged from the Navy. Maybe that has something to do with it?

Honestly, I'm not rooting for this guy who is obviously very mentally ill and who needs help, but I also don't doubt that the LAPD really did cover up some vile shiat like this guy says, mostly because the LAPD is crooked and a large amount of their officers are evil bullies.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:55 PM  
The SWAT team is about to fark some shiat up.
 
2013-02-12 05:34:13 PM  
C'mon. This one is still up: http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/live-video/
 
2013-02-12 05:34:20 PM  

NightOwl2255: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail heil of gunfire."

Pet Peeve.


Careful with that.  He's in this thread!  The posts are coming from inside the house!
 
2013-02-12 05:34:35 PM  

Evil Mackerel: KarmicDisaster: They have enough help! Every cop in California must be headed up there.

Time for crime.


Hell yes, i would go rob a bank right now if i lived in LA.
 
2013-02-12 05:34:39 PM  
KILL ZONE!
 
2013-02-12 05:34:39 PM  

sandi_fish: There are no African Americans in Thousand Oaks, he'd stand out.


There are, but like everyone else in Thousand Oaks, they work in porno.
 
2013-02-12 05:34:40 PM  
So this is where we're at... 6 stars?

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-12 05:34:43 PM  

netweavr: lecavalier: If I were an enterprising crook in this area, I'd be robbing whatever I can on the other side of town.

While a ton of bored cops are sitting around town on standby?


OR...while a bunch of bored cops wait, ready to live out their greatest cop fantasies not wanting to go after a minor home intruder.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:05 PM  

netweavr: lecavalier: If I were an enterprising crook in this area, I'd be robbing whatever I can on the other side of town.

While a ton of bored cops are sitting around town on standby?


I'm picturing every cop within 180 miles all headed one direction, I guess.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:13 PM  

Langston: TommyymmoT: Now's the time to rob a bank in San Bernardino.

I thought the exact. Same. Thing.


A guy in Michigan robbed a bank last week the morning after the storm that became "Nemo" hit. Never heard if they found him, but fark it he wins, that's brilliant.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:16 PM  
/b/ is mustering up funds to send pizzas to the cabin.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:17 PM  
I am glad the anchor lady is telling us it is unsafe to be within range of a gun fight.  I wouldn't have known without her expert analysis.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:17 PM  
Since they cut us off from watching and scanning, is this the part where they storm the cabin, shoot Dorner, and quickly bury him at sea ?
 
2013-02-12 05:35:28 PM  

orclover: Sooooo all feeds have been cut?  If you still doubt that the media is controlled by the government, your a farking moron.


Because everyone knows helicopters are perpetual motion machines that never have to land and refuel
 
2013-02-12 05:35:30 PM  

Cyno01: Evil Mackerel: KarmicDisaster: They have enough help! Every cop in California must be headed up there.

Time for crime.

Hell yes, i would go rob a bank right now if i lived in LA.


Too bad this is going on in San Bernardino, and not LA. Just remember you failed geography when they're putting the boots to you, medium style.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:30 PM  
skowtmedia.com

GTA V viral marketing?
 
2013-02-12 05:35:34 PM  

BafflerMeal: NightOwl2255: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail heil of gunfire."

Pet Peeve.

Careful with that.  He's in this thread!  The posts are coming from inside the house!


Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:35 PM  

flucto: Evil Mackerel: Time for crime.

LOL. Time to knock over the Krispy Kreme in Big Bear.


Krispy Kreme in Big Bear? 0_o
 
2013-02-12 05:35:35 PM  

BronyMedic: some_beer_drinker: there is a conspiracy?

Plenty of them have come out of this event. The best one I heard on FARK was that Dorner is completely innocent and just trying to save himself. The LAPD actually capped Quan and her boyfriend to frame him, and the third cop just shot himself to fake the incident.


You might want to question the seriousness of conspiracy theories proposed on fark.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:40 PM  
Am I allowed to laugh if this turns out to be another diversion?
 
2013-02-12 05:35:41 PM  

Peaceboy: They should do what the military did with Noriega, just start playing really loud music at him.  If they blast him with Nickelback, this will all be over in minutes.


Noriega didn't have noise canceling headphones
 
2013-02-12 05:35:42 PM  

TommyymmoT: loveblondieo: This will surely be on Law and Order next year.

They have loud speakers on the ground randomly playing the L&O "blong-dong" sound so that they don't have to add in later on.


LOL
 
2013-02-12 05:35:47 PM  
A reliable source I know personally has reported to me that a Howard Stern fan has successfully punked one of the news teams.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:48 PM  

mudpants: Mommy mommy I went potty!

nice ad


That kid is 8. Embarrassing.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:49 PM  

BronyMedic: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail of gunfire."

I hope they take him alive.

It would be delicious to have that bit of schadenfreude to throw in the conspiracy theorist's faces.


I didn't know there were conspiracy theories about this; do they center on his manifesto being a lie or something?  Because I do agree with the LAPD having a shiatload of problems that need to be addressed, but this isn't how we get those problems dealt with, at least not in a civilized society.

NightOwl2255: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail heil of gunfire."

Pet Peeve.


Please save that stupid FARK meme for someone else.
 
2013-02-12 05:36:03 PM  

Mrs. Beasley: C'mon. This one is still up: http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/live-video/


Yeah, watching this. The chevrons are saying its Dorner but no one on the ground is confirming it.
 
2013-02-12 05:36:04 PM  

PsiChick: bluorangefyre: If they know where he is, call in an F-15 and blow him to HELL!

Wow, what a reasonable opinion. We should totally blow up a man who may be mentally ill and his two innocent hostages. That's how justice works!


Didn't see the part about hostages until after I posted that.  And mentally ill?  Is that what we're calling serial killers/mass murders these days?  Sorry, but he deserves to have round upon round upon motherfarking round pumped into his body until he is 100% lead.  And also, 100% dead.  He knew what he was doing.  To call him mentally ill is to call The Unabomber mentally ill, and that man was a frikken genius that used the wrong methods to get his opinion about technology across.  Dorner was looking to bring attention to the issue of corruption in the LAPD in the light by the only means he KNEW would get attention.  But its not as if the rest of the planet didn't know how corrupt the LAPD was.
 
2013-02-12 05:36:12 PM  

BafflerMeal: He's in this thread!


He who shall not be named?
 
2013-02-12 05:36:13 PM  
CNN airing a flashback feed I guess. There was a FIREFIIIIIIIIGHT
 
2013-02-12 05:36:21 PM  

orclover: Sooooo all feeds have been cut?  If you still doubt that the media is controlled by the government, your a farking moron.


News organizations are under no obligation to cut their feeds, but often do so if they believe it's ethical. If they believe lives may be saved, for instance, they will comply. For the safety of press, police agencies may also move press away from a "hot zone."

And for the record:
-You're: Contraction of "you are."
-Your: Belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing.
-Yore: Of long ago and former times.
 
2013-02-12 05:36:27 PM  
Sorry,  Ed Finnerty, didn't see your comment before making mine. :)
 
2013-02-12 05:36:30 PM  
I don't know what a kill zone is, but I'm glad I'm not in one.
 
2013-02-12 05:36:34 PM  

kombat_unit: I am referring to Monica Quan


According to all of the internet tough guys/schizophrenic conspiracy theorists on this site, it's either her fault for being born of police sperm, or she was killed in a false flag operation in order to create the pretense to take down the most brilliant man alive who happens to have all the goods on the LAPD.

And yet this incredibly sinister, ruthless, powerful cabal couldn't  plant a tracer on his truck or  keep his manifesto from hitting Wonkette.com.
 
2013-02-12 05:36:52 PM  

netweavr: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner? aren't they always short on cash and cops? would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?

The bounty is a lie. $1 million for information leading to Dorner's arrest.

He's not going to be arrested


So... say this is him and they do somehow manage to arrest him, does the girl that made the 911 call get the $1M?
 
2013-02-12 05:37:12 PM  

Kyosuke: Am I allowed to laugh if this turns out to be another diversion?


yes
 
2013-02-12 05:37:13 PM  

ravenlore: In other words some random black dude is about to die. LAPD will later report that he was "resisting arrest"


He's not some random black guy. He's Chris Dorner: today's Rambo.
I for one welcome our new Rambo overlord.
 
2013-02-12 05:37:16 PM  
He's heading for the old observatory! (I've been there, years ago, pretty cool.)
 
2013-02-12 05:37:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-12 05:37:19 PM  

you are a puppet: CNN airing a flashback feed I guess. There was a FIREFIIIIIIIIGHT


I now want a bagel with cream cheese
 
2013-02-12 05:37:23 PM  

Snarfangel: Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.

He's foolishly headed toward Twin Pines. Once he reaches the Larch, it is all over.
[img.youtube.com image 480x360]


What about 88mph?
www.zidz.com
 
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