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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) NewsFlash Possible sighting of cop-killer Chris Dorner, shots fired in Big Bear and Highway 38 closed in area for manhunt (link goes to live coverage)   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 3247
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2013-02-12 05:22:18 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Oh, so they are going to do something incredibly stupid, and they don't want evidence. I'm shocked.


Alternatively they dont want him to know which doors/windows they plan to go in through, or what the distribution of the forces surrounding him is.

Of course if they had not bungled up so many times already, people would not be jumping to the most sinister conclusions.

/there is nothing to stop him from watching tv himself...
 
2013-02-12 05:22:28 PM  

NeoCortex42: Okay, CNN just announced that what they're showing is videotape and NOT live.


Ah, that explains why there were happy Lakers fans in the background. This is from a couple months ago
 
2013-02-12 05:22:32 PM  

kombat_unit: I am referring to Monica Quan


You missed the FARK thread where people were insisting she was actually an LAPD cop.
 
2013-02-12 05:22:34 PM  
He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.
 
2013-02-12 05:22:39 PM  
Poor hostages, I have no doubt their safety is high on the priority list.  :(
 
2013-02-12 05:22:47 PM  

Felgraf: Hrist: It's clear at this point that no one matters to the LAPD but the LAPD. I hope he keeps evading them so the LAPD will mow a bunch of unarmed helpless civilians to show people who the REAL monster is here.

Uh, I'm pretty sure they're both monsters.

You know, what with his murder of a girl and her fiance soley due to their relation to a police officer he was pissed at.

/No, he hasn't admitted it.
//He just called the officer out by name in his manifesto, and stated he'd be killing the families of officers.
///Yes, the LAPD sucks and their handling of this is monstrous also.


Don't get me wrong, the guy is a huge dick.  But he is also right.  The LAPD is a bunch of corrupt dicks.  Corrupt dicks that can shoot you in the back of the head while you're handcuffed in the back of the squad car and have it called a suicide.  Corrupt dicks that can have you charged with murder because they kicked your door in and shot your two year old in the face, reasoning that if you hadn't lived at that address, they wouldn't have shot a child in the face when they got your address confused with that of a drug dealer.  Corrupt dicks that can beat you to death on live TV while you're unconscious on the ground and get away with it because they are judge jury and executioner.

I would trust this killer over the LAPD any day.  He only has what power he can take and inflict on others, but the LAPD has pretty much all the power they want.  It's like saying sure, Luke Skywalker is dangerous and kills Imperial troops for fun and profit, but in the end it's the Empire that's more likely to kill you or otherwise ruin your life.  Skywalker can only shoot you or run you through with a lightsaber, but the Empire can send you to the spice mines because you look funny.
 
2013-02-12 05:22:49 PM  
News copters being asked to leave the area... because the LAPD doesn't want to be caught on camera putting a round in his temple at close range.
 
2013-02-12 05:22:50 PM  

bulldg4life: Wolf Blitzer just confirmed that they are showing video tape on CNN. No longer showing live picture per law enforcement request because it may put operation in danger.

So, no telling what is going on


They haven't had time to make anything up yet.
 
2013-02-12 05:22:58 PM  
Heard on CNN feed, interview with the Big Bear mayor:

"He's not the kind of tourist we want up here."

Expound on that, Mr. Mayor.

BTW, I have a half-sibling, a white Tea Partier who lives and breathes Fox News, Limbaugh, etc, and goes total derp when it comes to Mexicans (ignoring the fact I'm half) and other minorites.

Dude is ROOTING for Dorden, calling him a hero and says he was framed by crooked cops. He also had the same view of OJ too.

Is this common with the Tea or other derping folk you know?
 
2013-02-12 05:23:02 PM  

KarmicDisaster: On the scanner they are just asking each other over and over which cabin it is. This will not end well.


if only there were a group of people trained in negotiating rather than a group which just storms in shooting and the goes "OOPS" when they fark up.
At least in indiana it is legal to shoot and kill officers illegally entering your home.

seriously
wtf is wrong with this country and STORMING a building rather than negotiating/waiting them out, etc etc etc
gun happy wackjobs
 
2013-02-12 05:23:10 PM  

loveblondieo: Shadow Blasko: It's one worse than a code 39.. But no where near as bad as a 45.

I feel like I should know this reference. Naked Gun?


I have no idea if this is actually what he was getting at but...

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2013-02-12 05:23:10 PM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 05:23:12 PM  

bulldg4life: Wolf Blitzer just confirmed that they are showing video tape on CNN. No longer showing live picture per law enforcement request because it may put operation in danger.

So, no telling what is going on


the feed I have reporting active fire fight, won't be long now.
 
2013-02-12 05:23:29 PM  
My (sad) bet is on suicide before capture.
 
2013-02-12 05:23:32 PM  

Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.


Or even the 400 Blows.
 
2013-02-12 05:23:33 PM  
I see white smoke coming out of the cab in..... did they elect a pope?
 
2013-02-12 05:23:36 PM  

loveblondieo: TommyymmoT: One worse than 39.

Shadow Blasko: It's one worse than a code 39.. But no where near as bad as a 45.

I feel like I should know this reference. Naked Gun?


I dunno. I was thinking more like Spinal Tap, "it's one more than 10".
 
2013-02-12 05:23:49 PM  
injured San Berdoo cops haven't been evac'd yet.
 
2013-02-12 05:23:54 PM  

tricycleracer: They just roll up with an armored Bobcat?


Snowcat....

www.chamasteam.com
 
2013-02-12 05:24:02 PM  

Hrist: A couple of dead officers isn't going to make up for what major asses the LAPD are making of themselves during all this....they've shot up a lot of innocent people without warning because they were driving the same color vehicle, or happened to be in an area related to said killer, or for whatever the fark reason.  And they're refusing to take responsibility for any of it.  They've got a million dollar bounty at, drones searching the hills, people are getting their doors kicked in without warning and searched, etc.

It's clear at this point that no one matters to the LAPD but the LAPD.  I hope he keeps evading them so the LAPD will mow a bunch of unarmed helpless civilians to show people who the REAL monster is here.


My money was on six, but I doubt we'll get there now.
 
2013-02-12 05:24:02 PM  
Kiiiiiiill Frenzy!
 
2013-02-12 05:24:05 PM  

IRQ12: Poor hostages, I have no doubt their safety is high on the priority list.  :(


Unless something isn't being reported, he does not have hostages. He fled that cabin in their white truck after one of them called 911.
 
2013-02-12 05:24:07 PM  
What if it's another wackjob? Not Dorner?
 
2013-02-12 05:24:09 PM  

LessO2: Am I hearing it right on the scanner?

No-fly zone 13,000 feet up, three miles wide?


They're activating the Palomar Ion Cannon.
dougrhodehamel.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-12 05:24:12 PM  

netweavr: They have to enter the area. They don't want to give him the ability to shoot from cover without looking out himself.


Ah. I had the impression they were beside the actual cabin he's in.
 
2013-02-12 05:24:16 PM  
Oh and for those asking why he didn't flee in the truck, you are forgetting, the LAPD has crack training in preventing that:

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 05:24:22 PM  
Guy on CNN spent several sentences carefully saying "the snipers will be shooting him as soon as they can see him"
 
2013-02-12 05:24:24 PM  

carnifex2005: I really hope they take him alive.


And I wish I was a billionaire who was farking Heidi Klum.

ringersol: oh ffs. This guy's losing his sympathetic appeal not due to the facts of his case, but due his ineptitude.
You can't be an anti-hero if you're stupid.


so true. if he had gotten away while the LAPD was doing the Keystone Kops routine in BB, it would be a better underdog story.

/I guess all the stories of gangbangers entering the military to get training to go to war against the cops at home was a big hoax
//or else he would have had better luck trying to round up his own posse and accomplices
 
2013-02-12 05:24:30 PM  
High Sierra anyone?

www.imcdb.org
 
2013-02-12 05:24:48 PM  
Pop quiz hot shot: Chris Dorner is barricaded in a cabin. What do you do? What do you do?
Nuke the cabin. Duh.
 
2013-02-12 05:24:58 PM  

eddievercetti: What if it's another wackjob? Not Dorner?


In California? Unpossible!
 
2013-02-12 05:25:11 PM  
CNN had a live feed from KTLA of an area with a bunch of cops parked along the road and was orbiting a house a few hundred feet away. They zoomed in on three guys who had taken a position of cover at the corner of an adjacent cabin and the signal suddenly went dead.

Now they're saying no more live pictures.
 
2013-02-12 05:25:12 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: bulldg4life: Wolf Blitzer just confirmed that they are showing video tape on CNN. No longer showing live picture per law enforcement request because it may put operation in danger.

So, no telling what is going on

the feed I have reporting active fire fight, won't be long now.


Did you hear the part earlier where the chopper reporter mentioned that he would avoid discussing any activity in the bottom right of the screen in case the suspect is watching? LOLOLOLOLOL ERMEHGERD
 
2013-02-12 05:25:17 PM  

Super Chronic: So I'm up in the cafeteria refilling my coffee, and I stop to look at the TV.  CNN is on and we're seeing aerial shots of a road through a wooded area, with graphics on the screen saying things like "BIG BEAR," "SCHOOLS ON LOCKDOWN," "POLICE SEARCHING..." etc.

A member of the cleaning staff, who doesn't speak much English, turns to me and asks "how big a bear could it be?"

(I was nice.  I explained politely.)


I laughed hard.
/You owe me a new keyboard, unless your cleaning buddy knows how to remove soda from this one.
 
2013-02-12 05:25:23 PM  
Now's the time to rob a bank in San Bernardino.
 
2013-02-12 05:25:43 PM  
Worst case scenario for Dorner is that he's holed up in there with a rabbit telling him to hide in the oven.
 
2013-02-12 05:25:47 PM  

eddievercetti: What if it's another wackjob? Not Dorner?


This is a Top Gear US challenge gone wrong.
 
2013-02-12 05:25:52 PM  
IS HE COMING OUT? DO NOT FIRE ORDERS
 
2013-02-12 05:26:07 PM  
If the police only had.. guns.. they wouldn't have been shot.
 
2013-02-12 05:26:17 PM  

Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.


He's foolishly headed toward Twin Pines. Once he reaches the Larch, it is all over.
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2013-02-12 05:26:29 PM  

bluorangefyre: If they know where he is, call in an F-15 and blow him to HELL!


Wow, what a reasonable opinion. We should totally blow up a man who may be mentally ill and his two innocent hostages. That's how justice works!
 
2013-02-12 05:26:31 PM  
What are the odds on the cabin being empty?
 
2013-02-12 05:26:33 PM  
Media command center was probably right across from the cabin.
 
2013-02-12 05:26:37 PM  
hitchcockandme.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-12 05:26:37 PM  

Peaceboy: He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.



Thousand Oaks?  He would stick out like a coffee bean in a bottle of milk.

/I keed.
//Love that area.
 
2013-02-12 05:26:41 PM  
Open door and tracks, he's in the woods.
 
2013-02-12 05:26:47 PM  

Supes: IRQ12: Poor hostages, I have no doubt their safety is high on the priority list.  :(

Unless something isn't being reported, he does not have hostages. He fled that cabin in their white truck after one of them called 911.


Ahh thanks, that's good then.
 
2013-02-12 05:26:47 PM  

The_Sponge: Tomass the Second: The_Sponge: markie_farkie: Apparently Dorner or someone matching his description invaded a home last week, tied up the couple,

"You know what this family needs?  A mute."

Best Christmas movie ever!


I will respectfully disagree and say that "Die Hard" is the correct answer.


You're dead to me, dead!
 
2013-02-12 05:26:52 PM  
cinephilesrus.files.wordpress.com

Knows standoffs
 
2013-02-12 05:27:04 PM  

JerseyTim: Worst case scenario for Dorner is that he's holed up in there with a rabbit telling him to hide in the oven.


Okay, that was funny.
 
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