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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) NewsFlash Possible sighting of cop-killer Chris Dorner, shots fired in Big Bear and Highway 38 closed in area for manhunt (link goes to live coverage)   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 3247
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2013-02-12 05:03:46 PM  
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Kill the farkers! Kill the farkers!
 
2013-02-12 05:03:46 PM  

Big Man On Campus: Apparently Dorner is stupid, more stupid than I thought. I should have known. I surmised when he abandoned and lit his truck on fire that he was simply raising a flag of "I am here" to the cops as he switched cars and headed in a different direction. I mean, why stay in an area where you left your vehicle on fire? It's not like someone isn't going to see that and identify it as the car you were in.


Because he's not trying to go on the lam.
 
2013-02-12 05:03:56 PM  

boozehat: Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

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Could be a Mini-14, I can't tell if the mag has 3 vertical "stripes" or just one.
Either way, doesn't surprise me, lots of LEO use them.
 
2013-02-12 05:03:56 PM  
It's fun to see Wolf Blitzer trying to guess what might be happening.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:01 PM  

BronyMedic: Satanic_Hamster: Translation:  LAPD is shooting random citizens again.

Yeah, no. They have him cornered after shooting two deputies.


Yeah, sources are always right
 
2013-02-12 05:04:01 PM  

Molavian: I can't wait to see how this impacts future police tactics.


They'll start using air strikes against "criminal targets" again.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:13 PM  

doglover: shiat man, those are staties.


San Bernardino Sheriff. The uniforms give it away. (Patches/Colors)
 
2013-02-12 05:04:15 PM  

violentsalvation: My god this guy is entertaining.


I can't wait until the movie.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:20 PM  

Heamer: If Big Bear were armed, this never would've happened. It's right there, black and white, clear as crystal: the right to arm bears.


Big bear
He's iron tough.
Big bear
He's got a chest like a rug.
Big bear
He don't take no guff,
He's big bear.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:22 PM  

Peaceboy: If he goes into hibernation, this could take a while.


Inorite?  The LAPD will have to put down weapons and begin scrounging for acorns to survive until spring.

There was going to be another line here about what happens if Dorner sees his own shadow, but I'm out of caffeine/inspiration.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:23 PM  

cgraves67: I say the guy they have cornered is actually a right-wing nutjob who lives in a cabin in the woods, and not Chris Dorner.


When the smoke clears, we'll find out they've been tracking Michael Dorn this whole time.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:27 PM  

Lsherm: Oh, this motherfarker is going to be dead within the hour.  They have him cornered in a cabin.

If we're lucky, Fox News will broadcast his death live on TV.


Shepard Smith would be so pissed if that happened. Again.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:33 PM  
iPhone police scanner app Scanner911 has the feed from Big Bear Lake.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:55 PM  

abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?

CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means  LOL! These guys are idiots.


Someone who doesn't know what condensation is calling the person who does know what condensation is and idiot.  LOL!
 
2013-02-12 05:04:58 PM  

coinspinner: [turntabling.net image 603x600]

Doin thangs.


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-12 05:05:29 PM  
 
2013-02-12 05:05:29 PM  

Kanemano: 4tehsnowflakes: kbronsito: Somewhere on Bear Lake, probably above the snow line and surrounded by fog the fugitive, Chris Dorner, is hiding. The state police and the national guard are being mobilized right now. The local authorities have so far been unable to explain where the Navy Reservist got the weapons he used to kill a LAPD officer and wound others. They only survived thanks to their police training. They say the fugitive will be caught in the next few hours.

Yeah, capture or killing within hours seems likely as they have him located, he is going to have to try to escape through the snow on foot.  Apparently the truck was not a ruse to stall the cops in Big Bear, and he was actually there holed up in a cabin with two female hostages one of whom was able to make a 911 call

someone need to rewatch First Blood


Yes, the cops may need more body bags before it is over, but he is one person and the police today are militarized.  They can bring in overwhelming force if hostages are not in the way.  Dude has six stars.
 
2013-02-12 05:05:39 PM  
The search is over, Montag is dead; a crime against society has been avenged.
static.guim.co.uk
/props to RB
 
2013-02-12 05:06:04 PM  

contrapunctus: Wolf Blitzer is spanking his monkey to this live footage.


I love his talking about the smoke.
"It could be nothing or it could be something significant."

Gee.  Thanks, Wolf.
 
2013-02-12 05:06:11 PM  
KFI is saying he's got hostages.

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If he's still up there, he's not as smart as I thought he was.  Not looking good for Chocolate Rambo...
 
2013-02-12 05:06:14 PM  

4tehsnowflakes: Dude has six stars.


In the new GTA game, that means Obama shoots you in a driveby from Biden's Thunderbird.
 
2013-02-12 05:06:17 PM  
Tip to LA residents - if you want the cops to respond quickly to your 911 call simply add "I think it was Chris Dorner!" to any call you place until they catch this guy.
 
2013-02-12 05:06:17 PM  
Seen fleeing the Big Bear area:

funnythingspeoplesayaboutsports.com
 
2013-02-12 05:06:23 PM  
And so it begins.
 
2013-02-12 05:06:24 PM  
Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airport
 
2013-02-12 05:06:43 PM  

boozehat: Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

[l.yimg.com image 850x567]


that LACSD not LAPD

The more you know
 
2013-02-12 05:06:47 PM  
I hope the woman that was held hostage and managed to call 911 gets the million dollar reward.
 
2013-02-12 05:06:48 PM  
Lol at the mayor referring to dorner as a "tourist"
 
2013-02-12 05:06:53 PM  
George Stephanopolous just reported the police have Morgan Freeman pinned down in Big Bear, numerous titty sprinkles sighted in region.
 
2013-02-12 05:07:00 PM  

flucto: LIVE SCANNER FEED


Thank you, fine sir.
 
2013-02-12 05:07:09 PM  

Langston: Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airport


shiat's getting real. Does SB County do Fast-Rope insertions?
 
2013-02-12 05:07:14 PM  
News reporter "I don't want to mention any activity on the right side of your screen in case the suspect is watching..." 

AND NOW the anchors are correcting the helicopter reporter that the truck isn't crashed. LOLOL THANK YOU FARK.

iusedtohavehair.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-12 05:07:23 PM  
Scanner just said they are going for an "officer rescue".
 
2013-02-12 05:07:30 PM  
They should do what the military did with Noriega, just start playing really loud music at him.  If they blast him with Nickelback, this will all be over in minutes.
 
2013-02-12 05:07:46 PM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: boozehat: Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

[l.yimg.com image 850x567]

that LACSD not LAPD

The more you know


question really was more focused around the mini-30 (14?).  my appologies.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:01 PM  
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2013-02-12 05:08:02 PM  
See wanna-be American vigilante heros?  This is what awaits you.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:05 PM  
Just in:

Artificial 5.1 earthquake in Big Bear area...

---developing.....
 
2013-02-12 05:08:13 PM  
Instead of silence, they should play "The Entertainer" between communications.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:20 PM  

Langston: Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airport


bring all the guns and ammo we got a chance to shoot for real, hurry the fark up, it's blackman season
 
2013-02-12 05:08:33 PM  
Scanner: More airships and SWAT on the way.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:37 PM  

abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?

CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means  LOL! These guys are idiots.


Wolf also said steam. farking moron.


My best guess is a smoke grenade for the helicopters to use as a quick reference point.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:40 PM  

carnifex2005: I really hope they take him alive.


He will commit suicide.

/in the back of the squad car, handcuffed, by shooting himself in the head 24 times.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:41 PM  

cgraves67: I say the guy they have cornered is actually a right-wing nutjob who lives in a cabin in the woods, and not Chris Dorner.


I say it's a narcissist lib, since reality suggests it's the narcissist lib Chris Dorner. Up for debate though I guess.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:46 PM  
I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear...
 
2013-02-12 05:08:51 PM  

DownDaRiver: ha-ha-guy: As a coworker pointed out:  "They have officers from multiple agencies up there carrying around rifles and looking for Dorner.  Watch this be officer from one agency sees a black officer from another and starts a firefight."

If I were a black cop out there I would ask to be assigned to crossing guard duty.
I wouldn't want to be any where near those wackos aiming for armed black men.


have you been to southern california? so you want the two white guys and me to go up there and get him? hell no. we arent recruiting police officers out of orange county.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:53 PM  
Reportwench: "If that is Dorner holed up in that cabin, what is going through his might right now?"

Me:  Hopefully a few .223 rounds very soon
 
2013-02-12 05:09:11 PM  
If it is him, I gotta tell you that I am totally surprised that he is still in the mountains.  I honestly thought that he was no longer in the area.
 
2013-02-12 05:09:13 PM  

Peaceboy: They should do what the military did with Noriega, just start playing really loud music at him.  If they blast him with Nickelback, this will all be over in minutes.


We have laws against cruel and unusual punishment.
 
2013-02-12 05:09:16 PM  

Supes: I hope the woman that was held hostage and managed to call 911 gets the million dollar reward.


If they kill him they don't need to pay.
 
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