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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) NewsFlash Possible sighting of cop-killer Chris Dorner, shots fired in Big Bear and Highway 38 closed in area for manhunt (link goes to live coverage)   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 3250
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2013-02-12 04:50:18 PM  
What is it now?  A little old white lady with a dog that looks like a big black guy?  The lady, not the dog.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:20 PM  

carnifex2005: I really hope they take him alive.


They will never do that.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:26 PM  

Hrist: A couple of dead officers isn't going to make up for what major asses the LAPD are making of themselves during all this....they've shot up a lot of innocent people without warning because they were driving the same color vehicle, or happened to be in an area related to said killer, or for whatever the fark reason.  And they're refusing to take responsibility for any of it.  They've got a million dollar bounty at, drones searching the hills, people are getting their doors kicked in without warning and searched, etc.

It's clear at this point that no one matters to the LAPD but the LAPD.  I hope he keeps evading them so the LAPD will mow a bunch of unarmed helpless civilians to show people who the REAL monster is here.


lolwut?

0/10
 
2013-02-12 04:50:36 PM  

hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?


Donut break.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:36 PM  

Fail in Human Form: Heamer: If Big Bear were armed, this never would've happened. It's right there, black and white, clear as crystal: the right to arm bears.

Interesting to see you agree with Mr. Dorner.


Agree with him, how?  Dorner is against the constitutional right to bear arms and for gun confiscation of anyone he doesn't like which seems to be just about anyone at this point.  It says so right in his manifesto.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:39 PM  
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM
 
2013-02-12 04:50:39 PM  
Let this be a lesson to all the armchair revolutionaries out there: you're living a pipe dream, and will be cut down swiftly and mercilessly.

And no, you can not has your assault weapons.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:42 PM  

Molavian: I can't wait to see how this impacts future police tactics.


They'll ask for Reaper drones.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:50 PM  
Hope they didn't shoot the UPS guy this time

/Oh, you didn't say brown TRUCK?! Whoops
 
2013-02-12 04:50:54 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-02-12 04:50:59 PM  
Yeah, he's gonna go for suicide by cop. Looks like he's trying to take as many along with him as he can.
 
2013-02-12 04:51:11 PM  
KILL EVERYBODY IN SIGHT! KILL EVERYBODY IN SIGHT!
 
2013-02-12 04:51:17 PM  
Going as Chris Dorner for halloween this year. Or maybe I'll just go as a shot up blue toyota.
 
2013-02-12 04:51:27 PM  
Surprised he's still in California, quite frankly. Hope they can capture him with no one else getting hurt, but that's probably too optimistic given what I've read about this guy.
 
2013-02-12 04:51:28 PM  

ravenlore: In other words some random black dude is about to die. LAPD will later report that he was "resisting arrest"


"He refused to follow police commands, so we had to unload 2 dozen rounds at him."
 
2013-02-12 04:51:29 PM  
Watching this on CNN. The way they're all acting like military experts is hilarious. "He's an expert at weak-side shooting"!
 
2013-02-12 04:51:36 PM  
does anyone have a better live feed?
 
2013-02-12 04:51:52 PM  
He's driving a truck through snow. How on earth can they track him???
 
2013-02-12 04:51:57 PM  
This is going to come down again between cop lovers and cop haters.
 
2013-02-12 04:51:58 PM  
They got you, babe.
nstarzone.com
 
2013-02-12 04:52:05 PM  

dynomutt: Fail in Human Form: Heamer: If Big Bear were armed, this never would've happened. It's right there, black and white, clear as crystal: the right to arm bears.

Interesting to see you agree with Mr. Dorner.

Agree with him, how?  Dorner is against the constitutional right to bear arms and for gun confiscation of anyone he doesn't like which seems to be just about anyone at this point.  It says so right in his manifesto.


I assumed it was sarcasm.
 
2013-02-12 04:52:11 PM  

markie_farkie: Apparently Dorner or someone matching his description invaded a home last week, tied up the couple,


"You know what this family needs?  A mute."
 
2013-02-12 04:52:22 PM  

Hector Remarkable: KILL EVERYBODY IN SIGHT! KILL EVERYBODY IN SIGHT!


Just send a drone over and hellfire the whole farking neighborhood
 
2013-02-12 04:52:50 PM  
I hope they get him.
 
2013-02-12 04:52:51 PM  
Meanwhile, copycat freakshows take meticulous notes in front of their TVs...
 
2013-02-12 04:53:17 PM  
Calling it right now that the two cops shot were hit by friendly fire.
 
2013-02-12 04:53:19 PM  

Raithen: "He refused to follow police commands, so we had to unload 2 dozen rounds at him. the nearest by truck"


/FTFY
 
2013-02-12 04:53:33 PM  
Oh great.

This thread made me want to play Vice City.
 
2013-02-12 04:53:56 PM  

kbronsito: Somewhere on Bear Lake, probably above the snow line and surrounded by fog the fugitive, Chris Dorner, is hiding. The state police and the national guard are being mobilized right now. The local authorities have so far been unable to explain where the Navy Reservist got the weapons he used to kill a LAPD officer and wound others. They only survived thanks to their police training. They say the fugitive will be caught in the next few hours.


Yeah, capture or killing within hours seems likely as they have him located, he is going to have to try to escape through the snow on foot.  Apparently the truck was not a ruse to stall the cops in Big Bear, and he was actually there holed up in a cabin with two female hostages one of whom was able to make a 911 call
 
2013-02-12 04:54:00 PM  
He's just exercising his second amendment rights against a corrupt government, what's the problem?
 
2013-02-12 04:54:03 PM  

ha-ha-guy: So, if LAPD kills a large black guy who isn't Dorner, is that progress since at least they had the right race?


No, right gender.
 
2013-02-12 04:54:19 PM  
awww, I was hoping the one that called Dorner "liberal hero" would go green. Oh well.

/no, not mine
 
2013-02-12 04:54:20 PM  
It's all coming true!  I love TV!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAidnO64NE4
 
2013-02-12 04:54:26 PM  
Authorities responded to a report of a couple held hostage in a cabin, according to the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department. The attacker stole the couple's vehicle.

Kidnapping and theft.  Wow.  What a hero.  But hey, It's those people's fault for being in Big Bear to ski or whatever when the goddamn batman needed to lay low*


*No, dipshiats, the above statement does not indicate an endorsement of the LAPD's tactics, any thin blue line culture, or the militarization of police departments across the country.  Two things can be bad simultaneously.
 
2013-02-12 04:54:59 PM  
He could have killed you. He could have killed you all. Let it go or he'll give you a war you won't believe.
 
2013-02-12 04:55:00 PM  
thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2013-02-12 04:55:07 PM  

JerseyTim: Big bear
He's iron tough.
Big bear
He's got a chest like a rug.
Big bear
He don't take no guff,
He's big bear.


Came for this.
 
2013-02-12 04:55:20 PM  
Translation:  LAPD is shooting random citizens again.
 
2013-02-12 04:55:29 PM  
They probably saw a black bear.
 
2013-02-12 04:55:34 PM  

The_Sponge: markie_farkie: Apparently Dorner or someone matching his description invaded a home last week, tied up the couple,

"You know what this family needs?  A mute."


Best Christmas movie ever!
 
2013-02-12 04:55:37 PM  

4tehsnowflakes: kbronsito: Somewhere on Bear Lake, probably above the snow line and surrounded by fog the fugitive, Chris Dorner, is hiding. The state police and the national guard are being mobilized right now. The local authorities have so far been unable to explain where the Navy Reservist got the weapons he used to kill a LAPD officer and wound others. They only survived thanks to their police training. They say the fugitive will be caught in the next few hours.

Yeah, capture or killing within hours seems likely as they have him located, he is going to have to try to escape through the snow on foot.  Apparently the truck was not a ruse to stall the cops in Big Bear, and he was actually there holed up in a cabin with two female hostages one of whom was able to make a 911 call


someone need to rewatch First Blood
 
2013-02-12 04:55:53 PM  
probably Donner.. like I said before as much as some here wants him to be some super spy Robin Hood type with mad skillz, very calculative masterful planning and execution, IRL most guys do things with little planning and unlike Hollywood movies where the hero\villian always gets away until the last 5 minutes RL hero/villian are usually caught surprised.

The fact that donner is still in CA instead of sipping magarita in Mexico says a lot. RL is no mission impossible. There is no face mask to wear, no lamborghinis to drive, no beautiful woman to seduce and no fancy electronics to tap or hack.
 
2013-02-12 04:55:54 PM  
Arrowhead Regional Medical Center is on lockdown and is prepared to receive the wounded officers (source: San Bernardino County System 6, 7, 9 scanner)
 
2013-02-12 04:55:59 PM  
If he goes into hibernation, this could take a while.
 
2013-02-12 04:56:01 PM  

Supes: Calling it right now that the two cops shot were hit by friendly fire.


Yeah but they can easily blame it on him, so they will.
 
2013-02-12 04:56:05 PM  
NativeBundleNoOpImpl?

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Anyone else seeing this pop up on that site?
Is my computer asking me to feed it a cat?
 
2013-02-12 04:56:09 PM  

Supes: Calling it right now that the two cops shot were hit by friendly fire.


Now they seem to be implying it wasn't necessarily cops who were shot.  Hopefully it isn't a 70-something Mexican lady that the cops mistook for a 30-something black guy again.
 
2013-02-12 04:56:29 PM  

abhorrent1: Watching this on CNN. The way they're all acting like military experts is hilarious. "He's an expert at weak-side shooting"!


"Pinned down"

"Pinned down"

"Don't know what it means but he's pinned down"
 
2013-02-12 04:56:31 PM  

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abhorrent1: Watching this on CNN. The way they're all acting like military experts is hilarious. "He's an expert at weak-side shooting"!



"but what I can guarantee you, Wolf, is that the DC Sniper is a white man, between 36 and 44 years of age. He's a veteran, either USMC or Army with extensive weapons training. He is employed in a job requiring physical activity. He is married. He likes activities like chess, crossword puzzles, things that stimulate the brain....."
 
2013-02-12 04:56:40 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Translation:  LAPD is shooting random citizens again.


Yeah, no. They have him cornered after shooting two deputies.
 
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