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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) NewsFlash Possible sighting of cop-killer Chris Dorner, shots fired in Big Bear and Highway 38 closed in area for manhunt (link goes to live coverage)   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 3250
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2013-02-12 04:27:30 PM
Ohhhh f*ck, one officer down, possibly two.
 
2013-02-12 04:42:17 PM
surrrre, don't pick the thread with actual comments in it.
 
2013-02-12 04:42:26 PM
Good that he got to host The Grammy Awards in between sightings.
 
2013-02-12 04:42:36 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-02-12 04:43:00 PM
If Big Bear were armed, this never would've happened. It's right there, black and white, clear as crystal: the right to arm bears.
 
2013-02-12 04:43:10 PM
So, if LAPD kills a large black guy who isn't Dorner, is that progress since at least they had the right race?
 
2013-02-12 04:43:19 PM
Oh god
 
2013-02-12 04:43:21 PM
They are probably shooting at LL Cool J.
 
2013-02-12 04:43:25 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

RIP
 
2013-02-12 04:43:40 PM

Heamer: If Big Bear were armed, this never would've happened. It's right there, black and white, clear as crystal: the right to arm bears.


Interesting to see you agree with Mr. Dorner.
 
2013-02-12 04:43:41 PM
GET HIM!!!
 
2013-02-12 04:43:59 PM
conflicthealth.com
 
2013-02-12 04:44:03 PM
It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?
 
2013-02-12 04:44:11 PM
Today's prize for taking the thread full-derp the fastest is this lovely Hoover vacuum, with additional drape-cleaner attachment!
 
2013-02-12 04:44:12 PM
Just submitted the KNX 1070 news radio link.

http://betaplayer.radio.com/player/knx-1070-newsradio/
 
2013-02-12 04:44:40 PM

ha-ha-guy: So, if LAPD kills a large black guy who isn't Dorner, is that progress since at least they had the right race?


I have a dream...
 
2013-02-12 04:44:47 PM

Heamer: If Big Bear were armed, this never would've happened. It's right there, black and white, clear as crystal: the right to arm bears.


media.screened.com
 
2013-02-12 04:44:59 PM
Update: Sorry guys, we killed LL Cool J. Ooops. We will give his family a new car.
 
2013-02-12 04:45:03 PM

hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?


The fuzz has enough problems with gangbangers as it is, you expect them to get a guy with actual military training?
 
2013-02-12 04:45:14 PM
Breaking news coverage, the root canal of televised journalism...
 
2013-02-12 04:45:19 PM
Shots fired?  Feh. If they thought they had this guy, they'd be dropping ordinance from airplanes.  Shots fired just means they saw a squirrel.
 
2013-02-12 04:45:28 PM
Shots fired? Who did the cops shoot? Some couple on their way home from work?
 
2013-02-12 04:45:33 PM
If you have a scanner app try the San Bernadino police and fire channel
 
2013-02-12 04:45:40 PM
So much for being in Mexico.
 
2013-02-12 04:45:55 PM
 
2013-02-12 04:45:55 PM
ha-ha-guy

So, if LAPD kills a large black guy who isn't Dorner, is that progress since at least they had the right race?

This isn't Compton, but yes.
 
2013-02-12 04:46:28 PM
I thought they said he was in Mexico?
 
2013-02-12 04:46:36 PM
Everyone duck!
 
2013-02-12 04:46:51 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: ha-ha-guy

So, if LAPD kills a large black guy who isn't Dorner, is that progress since at least they had the right race?

This isn't Compton, but yes.


If the LAPD killed a random black guy, they'd consider that a good thing.
 
2013-02-12 04:46:53 PM

hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?


It's really just viral marketing for GTA5.
 
2013-02-12 04:47:10 PM

make me some tea: Heamer: If Big Bear were armed, this never would've happened. It's right there, black and white, clear as crystal: the right to arm bears.

[media.screened.com image 400x316]


i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 04:47:12 PM
I really hope they take him alive.
 
2013-02-12 04:47:24 PM
Big bear
He's iron tough.
Big bear
He's got a chest like a rug.
Big bear
He don't take no guff,
He's big bear.
 
2013-02-12 04:47:29 PM
wwatd
what would andy taylor do?
 
2013-02-12 04:47:38 PM
Somewhere on Bear Lake, probably above the snow line and surrounded by fog the fugitive, Chris Dorner, is hiding. The state police and the national guard are being mobilized right now. The local authorities have so far been unable to explain where the Navy Reservist got the weapons he used to kill a LAPD officer and wound others. They only survived thanks to their police training. They say the fugitive will be caught in the next few hours.
 
2013-02-12 04:47:48 PM
As a coworker pointed out:  "They have officers from multiple agencies up there carrying around rifles and looking for Dorner.  Watch this be officer from one agency sees a black officer from another and starts a firefight."
 
2013-02-12 04:47:48 PM

hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?


shot the deputies and used a smoke grenade for concealment
 
2013-02-12 04:48:02 PM
I know this guy is a murderer and everything, but...

I kinda like him.
 
2013-02-12 04:48:06 PM
In other words some random black dude is about to die. LAPD will later report that he was "resisting arrest"
 
2013-02-12 04:48:15 PM

JerseyTim: Big bear
He's iron tough.
Big bear
He's got a chest like a rug.
Big bear
He don't take no guff,
He's big bear.


Pull out some adjectives.
 
2013-02-12 04:48:38 PM

hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?


www.firingsquad.com
 
2013-02-12 04:48:43 PM
There are not enough GTA stars for this shiat
 
2013-02-12 04:48:52 PM
turntabling.net

Doin thangs.
 
2013-02-12 04:48:53 PM
Recap for those just joining the thread:

Apparently Dorner or someone matching his description invaded a home last week, tied up the couple, and has been holed out watching TV.

Sometime today, one of the couple may have broken free and called 911, at which point Dorner fled in their white Dodge Ram truck.  The truck was fired on by a Fish and Game official, and the truck was subsequently ditched, with footsteps leading off into the woods.

2 offers down, medivac helicopter(s) en route.  Smoke bombs released near a house to allow for safe extraction of the wounded..
 
2013-02-12 04:49:00 PM

carnifex2005: I really hope they take him alive.


LOL! LAPD, yeah right.
 
2013-02-12 04:49:26 PM
A couple of dead officers isn't going to make up for what major asses the LAPD are making of themselves during all this....they've shot up a lot of innocent people without warning because they were driving the same color vehicle, or happened to be in an area related to said killer, or for whatever the fark reason.  And they're refusing to take responsibility for any of it.  They've got a million dollar bounty at, drones searching the hills, people are getting their doors kicked in without warning and searched, etc.

It's clear at this point that no one matters to the LAPD but the LAPD.  I hope he keeps evading them so the LAPD will mow a bunch of unarmed helpless civilians to show people who the REAL monster is here.
 
2013-02-12 04:49:36 PM
Good thing there are no anti-government crazy types living in Big Bear who might not take kindly to officers coming on their land
 
2013-02-12 04:49:37 PM

doczoidberg: I know this guy is a murderer and everything, but...

I kinda like him.


If his first two kills had been his training officer and the lawyer, as opposed to the lawyer's kid and her fiancee, he might be electable in certain parts of Cali right now.
 
2013-02-12 04:49:49 PM

muck4doo: LOL! LAPD, yeah right.


Considering the quality of their aim, his best chance is to stand right in front of them.
 
2013-02-12 04:49:52 PM
I can't wait to see how this impacts future police tactics.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:18 PM
What is it now?  A little old white lady with a dog that looks like a big black guy?  The lady, not the dog.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:20 PM

carnifex2005: I really hope they take him alive.


They will never do that.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:26 PM

Hrist: A couple of dead officers isn't going to make up for what major asses the LAPD are making of themselves during all this....they've shot up a lot of innocent people without warning because they were driving the same color vehicle, or happened to be in an area related to said killer, or for whatever the fark reason.  And they're refusing to take responsibility for any of it.  They've got a million dollar bounty at, drones searching the hills, people are getting their doors kicked in without warning and searched, etc.

It's clear at this point that no one matters to the LAPD but the LAPD.  I hope he keeps evading them so the LAPD will mow a bunch of unarmed helpless civilians to show people who the REAL monster is here.


lolwut?

0/10
 
2013-02-12 04:50:36 PM

hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?


Donut break.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:36 PM

Fail in Human Form: Heamer: If Big Bear were armed, this never would've happened. It's right there, black and white, clear as crystal: the right to arm bears.

Interesting to see you agree with Mr. Dorner.


Agree with him, how?  Dorner is against the constitutional right to bear arms and for gun confiscation of anyone he doesn't like which seems to be just about anyone at this point.  It says so right in his manifesto.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:39 PM
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM
 
2013-02-12 04:50:39 PM
Let this be a lesson to all the armchair revolutionaries out there: you're living a pipe dream, and will be cut down swiftly and mercilessly.

And no, you can not has your assault weapons.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:42 PM

Molavian: I can't wait to see how this impacts future police tactics.


They'll ask for Reaper drones.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:50 PM
Hope they didn't shoot the UPS guy this time

/Oh, you didn't say brown TRUCK?! Whoops
 
2013-02-12 04:50:54 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-02-12 04:50:59 PM
Yeah, he's gonna go for suicide by cop. Looks like he's trying to take as many along with him as he can.
 
2013-02-12 04:51:11 PM
KILL EVERYBODY IN SIGHT! KILL EVERYBODY IN SIGHT!
 
2013-02-12 04:51:17 PM
Going as Chris Dorner for halloween this year. Or maybe I'll just go as a shot up blue toyota.
 
2013-02-12 04:51:27 PM
Surprised he's still in California, quite frankly. Hope they can capture him with no one else getting hurt, but that's probably too optimistic given what I've read about this guy.
 
2013-02-12 04:51:28 PM

ravenlore: In other words some random black dude is about to die. LAPD will later report that he was "resisting arrest"


"He refused to follow police commands, so we had to unload 2 dozen rounds at him."
 
2013-02-12 04:51:29 PM
Watching this on CNN. The way they're all acting like military experts is hilarious. "He's an expert at weak-side shooting"!
 
2013-02-12 04:51:36 PM
does anyone have a better live feed?
 
2013-02-12 04:51:52 PM
He's driving a truck through snow. How on earth can they track him???
 
2013-02-12 04:51:57 PM
This is going to come down again between cop lovers and cop haters.
 
2013-02-12 04:51:58 PM
They got you, babe.
nstarzone.com
 
2013-02-12 04:52:05 PM

dynomutt: Fail in Human Form: Heamer: If Big Bear were armed, this never would've happened. It's right there, black and white, clear as crystal: the right to arm bears.

Interesting to see you agree with Mr. Dorner.

Agree with him, how?  Dorner is against the constitutional right to bear arms and for gun confiscation of anyone he doesn't like which seems to be just about anyone at this point.  It says so right in his manifesto.


I assumed it was sarcasm.
 
2013-02-12 04:52:11 PM

markie_farkie: Apparently Dorner or someone matching his description invaded a home last week, tied up the couple,


"You know what this family needs?  A mute."
 
2013-02-12 04:52:22 PM

Hector Remarkable: KILL EVERYBODY IN SIGHT! KILL EVERYBODY IN SIGHT!


Just send a drone over and hellfire the whole farking neighborhood
 
2013-02-12 04:52:50 PM
I hope they get him.
 
2013-02-12 04:52:51 PM
Meanwhile, copycat freakshows take meticulous notes in front of their TVs...
 
2013-02-12 04:53:17 PM
Calling it right now that the two cops shot were hit by friendly fire.
 
2013-02-12 04:53:19 PM

Raithen: "He refused to follow police commands, so we had to unload 2 dozen rounds at him. the nearest by truck"


/FTFY
 
2013-02-12 04:53:33 PM
Oh great.

This thread made me want to play Vice City.
 
2013-02-12 04:53:56 PM

kbronsito: Somewhere on Bear Lake, probably above the snow line and surrounded by fog the fugitive, Chris Dorner, is hiding. The state police and the national guard are being mobilized right now. The local authorities have so far been unable to explain where the Navy Reservist got the weapons he used to kill a LAPD officer and wound others. They only survived thanks to their police training. They say the fugitive will be caught in the next few hours.


Yeah, capture or killing within hours seems likely as they have him located, he is going to have to try to escape through the snow on foot.  Apparently the truck was not a ruse to stall the cops in Big Bear, and he was actually there holed up in a cabin with two female hostages one of whom was able to make a 911 call
 
2013-02-12 04:54:00 PM
He's just exercising his second amendment rights against a corrupt government, what's the problem?
 
2013-02-12 04:54:03 PM

ha-ha-guy: So, if LAPD kills a large black guy who isn't Dorner, is that progress since at least they had the right race?


No, right gender.
 
2013-02-12 04:54:19 PM
awww, I was hoping the one that called Dorner "liberal hero" would go green. Oh well.

/no, not mine
 
2013-02-12 04:54:20 PM
It's all coming true!  I love TV!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAidnO64NE4
 
2013-02-12 04:54:26 PM
Authorities responded to a report of a couple held hostage in a cabin, according to the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department. The attacker stole the couple's vehicle.

Kidnapping and theft.  Wow.  What a hero.  But hey, It's those people's fault for being in Big Bear to ski or whatever when the goddamn batman needed to lay low*


*No, dipshiats, the above statement does not indicate an endorsement of the LAPD's tactics, any thin blue line culture, or the militarization of police departments across the country.  Two things can be bad simultaneously.
 
2013-02-12 04:54:59 PM
He could have killed you. He could have killed you all. Let it go or he'll give you a war you won't believe.
 
2013-02-12 04:55:00 PM
thumbs.anyclip.com
 
2013-02-12 04:55:07 PM

JerseyTim: Big bear
He's iron tough.
Big bear
He's got a chest like a rug.
Big bear
He don't take no guff,
He's big bear.


Came for this.
 
2013-02-12 04:55:20 PM
Translation:  LAPD is shooting random citizens again.
 
2013-02-12 04:55:29 PM
They probably saw a black bear.
 
2013-02-12 04:55:34 PM

The_Sponge: markie_farkie: Apparently Dorner or someone matching his description invaded a home last week, tied up the couple,

"You know what this family needs?  A mute."


Best Christmas movie ever!
 
2013-02-12 04:55:37 PM

4tehsnowflakes: kbronsito: Somewhere on Bear Lake, probably above the snow line and surrounded by fog the fugitive, Chris Dorner, is hiding. The state police and the national guard are being mobilized right now. The local authorities have so far been unable to explain where the Navy Reservist got the weapons he used to kill a LAPD officer and wound others. They only survived thanks to their police training. They say the fugitive will be caught in the next few hours.

Yeah, capture or killing within hours seems likely as they have him located, he is going to have to try to escape through the snow on foot.  Apparently the truck was not a ruse to stall the cops in Big Bear, and he was actually there holed up in a cabin with two female hostages one of whom was able to make a 911 call


someone need to rewatch First Blood
 
2013-02-12 04:55:53 PM
probably Donner.. like I said before as much as some here wants him to be some super spy Robin Hood type with mad skillz, very calculative masterful planning and execution, IRL most guys do things with little planning and unlike Hollywood movies where the hero\villian always gets away until the last 5 minutes RL hero/villian are usually caught surprised.

The fact that donner is still in CA instead of sipping magarita in Mexico says a lot. RL is no mission impossible. There is no face mask to wear, no lamborghinis to drive, no beautiful woman to seduce and no fancy electronics to tap or hack.
 
2013-02-12 04:55:54 PM
Arrowhead Regional Medical Center is on lockdown and is prepared to receive the wounded officers (source: San Bernardino County System 6, 7, 9 scanner)
 
2013-02-12 04:55:59 PM
If he goes into hibernation, this could take a while.
 
2013-02-12 04:56:01 PM

Supes: Calling it right now that the two cops shot were hit by friendly fire.


Yeah but they can easily blame it on him, so they will.
 
2013-02-12 04:56:05 PM
NativeBundleNoOpImpl?

i20.photobucket.com
Anyone else seeing this pop up on that site?
Is my computer asking me to feed it a cat?
 
2013-02-12 04:56:09 PM

Supes: Calling it right now that the two cops shot were hit by friendly fire.


Now they seem to be implying it wasn't necessarily cops who were shot.  Hopefully it isn't a 70-something Mexican lady that the cops mistook for a 30-something black guy again.
 
2013-02-12 04:56:29 PM

abhorrent1: Watching this on CNN. The way they're all acting like military experts is hilarious. "He's an expert at weak-side shooting"!


"Pinned down"

"Pinned down"

"Don't know what it means but he's pinned down"
 
2013-02-12 04:56:31 PM

25.media.tumblr.comi0.mail.com


abhorrent1: Watching this on CNN. The way they're all acting like military experts is hilarious. "He's an expert at weak-side shooting"!



"but what I can guarantee you, Wolf, is that the DC Sniper is a white man, between 36 and 44 years of age. He's a veteran, either USMC or Army with extensive weapons training. He is employed in a job requiring physical activity. He is married. He likes activities like chess, crossword puzzles, things that stimulate the brain....."
 
2013-02-12 04:56:40 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Translation:  LAPD is shooting random citizens again.


Yeah, no. They have him cornered after shooting two deputies.
 
2013-02-12 04:56:41 PM
Dorner's description to the LAPD could be anything. They mistook him for two Asian ladies.,The probably did that blood-hot wire test from The Thing back at the station. Crazy farks probably shot at some innocent truck and hit each other with the crossfire.
 
2013-02-12 04:56:48 PM
So it's a Manhunt in near Big Bear Highway for an ex-cop?

24.media.tumblr.com

/I'm scared
 
2013-02-12 04:56:52 PM
So I'm up in the cafeteria refilling my coffee, and I stop to look at the TV.  CNN is on and we're seeing aerial shots of a road through a wooded area, with graphics on the screen saying things like "BIG BEAR," "SCHOOLS ON LOCKDOWN," "POLICE SEARCHING..." etc.

A member of the cleaning staff, who doesn't speak much English, turns to me and asks "how big a bear could it be?"

(I was nice.  I explained politely.)
 
2013-02-12 04:56:53 PM

BafflerMeal: It's all coming true!  I love TV!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAidnO64NE4


CHP =/= LAPD.

The CHP is the epitome of professional in comparison. Also they're much more likely to write you a ticket regardless of race.
 
2013-02-12 04:57:05 PM
Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

l.yimg.com
 
2013-02-12 04:57:10 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: awww, I was hoping the one that called Dorner "liberal hero" would go green. Oh well.

/no, not mine


It will happen aplenty in the thread, so you got that going for you.  Which is nice.
 
2013-02-12 04:57:27 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: does anyone have a better live feed?


Try this one. http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/live-video/

The reporter on the ground (on phone) was deep in the middle of this shiat when the gunfire went down. He got his ass chewed out by the cops.

/ At least they didn't shoot him......yet
 
2013-02-12 04:58:09 PM
And here's what it would look like if Dorner were hit with a barrage of baseballs.
 
2013-02-12 04:58:11 PM

DuudeStanky: NativeBundleNoOpImpl?

[i20.photobucket.com image 266x188]
Anyone else seeing this pop up on that site?
Is my computer asking me to feed it a cat?


Maybe I've just had a stressful day, but that has me laughing so hard I'm crying.
 
2013-02-12 04:58:26 PM

boozehat: Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

[l.yimg.com image 850x567]


I think those two are Sheriff's deputies for SB county.
 
2013-02-12 04:58:31 PM

boozehat: Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

[l.yimg.com image 850x567]


Because they aren't LAPD.

LAPD uniforms are black/navy.

Or looking at the patches could have told you that.
 
2013-02-12 04:58:33 PM

coinspinner: thangs


I loved those Cash Money album covers.  They're absurd.
 
2013-02-12 04:58:36 PM

Raithen: ravenlore: In other words some random black dude is about to die. LAPD will later report that he was "resisting arrest"

"He refused to follow police commands, so we had to unload 2 dozen officers unload everything they had rounds at him."


Fixed for accuracy
 
2013-02-12 04:58:59 PM
If I were this guy, I wouldn't have stayed in California.  I would have thought: "What is the one place no one would think to look for an armed and crazy killer with a million dollar bounty on his head?"  and then I would have fled to either Sheriff Joe's area of Arizona or Texas.  Why?  No one would think to look for me in places where law enforcement was as extreme as those areas.

Though, with the LAPD showing themselves to be as effective as the cops in 'The Dukes of Hazard', he may live long enough to die of old age in California while racking up the highest body count outside of GTA or Call of Duty, while sending out the message that if you want a successful criminal career, California is the place for you.
 
2013-02-12 04:59:08 PM
Plume of smoke.  Smoke grenade?  What would be the purpose of that?
 
2013-02-12 04:59:12 PM

Hrist: It's clear at this point that no one matters to the LAPD but the LAPD. I hope he keeps evading them so the LAPD will mow a bunch of unarmed helpless civilians to show people who the REAL monster is here.


Uh, I'm pretty sure they're both monsters.

You know, what with his murder of a girl and her fiance soley due to their relation to a police officer he was pissed at.

/No, he hasn't admitted it.
//He just called the officer out by name in his manifesto, and stated he'd be killing the families of officers.
///Yes, the LAPD sucks and their handling of this is monstrous also.
 
2013-02-12 04:59:14 PM
Apparently Dorner is stupid, more stupid than I thought. I should have known. I surmised when he abandoned and lit his truck on fire that he was simply raising a flag of "I am here" to the cops as he switched cars and headed in a different direction. I mean, why stay in an area where you left your vehicle on fire? It's not like someone isn't going to see that and identify it as the car you were in.
 
2013-02-12 04:59:22 PM

Teknowaffle: They probably saw a black bear.


1.bp.blogspot.com

RIP BLACK BEAR!
 
2013-02-12 04:59:25 PM

ravenlore: In other words some random black dude is about to die. LAPD will later report that he was "resisting arrest"


What do you mean, "later"?  They have those stories preprinted and ready to do, just a blank space for the victim's name.  HR is responsible for printing off a fresh stack every Monday morning.
 
2013-02-12 04:59:27 PM

DuudeStanky: NativeBundleNoOpImpl?

[i20.photobucket.com image 266x188]
Anyone else seeing this pop up on that site?
Is my computer asking me to feed it a cat?


reload it...it will fix probably.

otherwise, just go to one of the other 32,000 sites streaming this.
 
2013-02-12 04:59:32 PM

dr_blasto: boozehat: Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

[l.yimg.com image 850x567]

I think those two are Sheriff's deputies for SB county.


I stand corrected.

(but that's still a mini-30)
 
2013-02-12 04:59:33 PM

boozehat: Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

[l.yimg.com image 850x567]


Perhaps they should find some room in the budget for headgear.

/I wonder if some of them are practicing "bring your own gun to work" day due to their department not having enough long rifles to go around
 
2013-02-12 04:59:44 PM

Supes: Calling it right now that the two cops shot were hit by friendly fire.


If you are right, you'll probably never know (they wouldn't admit to it).
 
2013-02-12 05:00:19 PM

Peaceboy: Plume of smoke.  Smoke grenade?  What would be the purpose of that?


A new Pope has been elected.
 
2013-02-12 05:00:44 PM
SCANNER TRAFFIC FLASH:

Suspect holed up in cabin, gunfire being exchanged.

NUKE IT FROM ORBIT.
 
2013-02-12 05:00:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-12 05:00:57 PM

Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?


CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means  LOL! These guys are idiots.
 
2013-02-12 05:00:58 PM

Rev.K: Oh great.

This thread made me want to play Vice City.


Yeah, 4ts played a little GTA 4 just for the nostalgia.  The on foot movement felt so slow, but the vehicles are still great.
 
2013-02-12 05:01:08 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-02-12 05:01:08 PM
A slim chance this guy would ever surrender multiplied by the slim chance the police would even accept his surrender at this point means this guy has zero chance of being brought in alive.
 
2013-02-12 05:01:17 PM

SuperNinjaToad: probably Donner.. like I said before as much as some here wants him to be some super spy Robin Hood type with mad skillz, very calculative masterful planning and execution, IRL most guys do things with little planning and unlike Hollywood movies where the hero\villian always gets away until the last 5 minutes RL hero/villian are usually caught surprised.

The fact that donner is still in CA instead of sipping magarita in Mexico says a lot. RL is no mission impossible. There is no face mask to wear, no lamborghinis to drive, no beautiful woman to seduce and no fancy electronics to tap or hack.


Mexico has extradition laws, and Interpol operates heavily there because of the cartels. On top of that crossing a boarder isn't as simple a task as most think. Staying put and laying low is more often a better idea if he had a plan in place.
 
2013-02-12 05:01:22 PM

ha-ha-guy: boozehat: Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

[l.yimg.com image 850x567]

Perhaps they should find some room in the budget for headgear.

/I wonder if some of them are practicing "bring your own gun to work" day due to their department not having enough long rifles to go around


That's what I was thinking....  "get out there and bring your service weapon to catch Rambo"..... "uh, no thanks, I'll bring my .308 Win with me"
 
2013-02-12 05:01:25 PM
I've just got a question for everyone crying about how the LAPD is about to do this, and about to do that: When did the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department become part of the LAPD?

rrcc.lacounty.gov
 
2013-02-12 05:01:33 PM

Big Man On Campus: BafflerMeal: It's all coming true!  I love TV!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAidnO64NE4

CHP =/= LAPD.

The CHP is the epitome of professional in comparison. Also they're much more likely to write you a ticket regardless of race.


Right, right.  Sorry.

But they should really call in this guy:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7S6JW5EfD8
 
2013-02-12 05:01:34 PM
i1172.photobucket.com

/might be the last time to be able to use this
//doesn't look good for "the Man's" Boogeyman
 
2013-02-12 05:01:38 PM
ha-ha-guy

As a coworker pointed out: "They have officers from multiple agencies up there carrying around rifles and looking for Dorner. Watch this be officer from one agency sees a black officer from another and starts a firefight."

Funniest day ever.
 
2013-02-12 05:01:45 PM

ha-ha-guy: As a coworker pointed out:  "They have officers from multiple agencies up there carrying around rifles and looking for Dorner.  Watch this be officer from one agency sees a black officer from another and starts a firefight."


If I were a black cop out there I would ask to be assigned to crossing guard duty.
I wouldn't want to be any where near those wackos aiming for armed black men.
 
2013-02-12 05:02:05 PM
There's no way to justify taking someone's life, in particular a girl and fiancee who had nothing to do with his situation.

All that being said, LAPD's reaction, in particular the shooting of the blue pickup truck, have done nothing but validate his position. It seems unlikely that someone without mental illness of some kind could commit the crimes that he has, but whatever mental illness he's suffering from he still seems completely lucid. There's nothing unreasonable in his manifesto, and the constant citing of sources and references enhance his credibility.

It seems to be a foregone conclusion that he's going to be killed not apprehended, I just hope this situation shines a VERY bright light on the LAPD. When I first read the story and then the manifesto it all seemed relatively reasonable, but seeing how the LAPD has reacted since then has convinced me there's something rotten going on.

Hopefully it's resolved without further loss of life, but I'm not holding my breath.
 
2013-02-12 05:02:07 PM

abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?

CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means  LOL! These guys are idiots.


Condensation from his weakside shooting in the Tampa 2.
 
2013-02-12 05:02:07 PM

boozehat: dr_blasto: boozehat: Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

[l.yimg.com image 850x567]

I think those two are Sheriff's deputies for SB county.

I stand corrected.

(but that's still a mini-30)


Yup. And I had fun posting pictures of a bunch of those clowns wandering around with a bunch of snow plugging their barrels.
 
2013-02-12 05:02:22 PM
My god this guy is entertaining.
 
2013-02-12 05:02:27 PM

boozehat: Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

[l.yimg.com image 850x567]


shiat man, those are staties.
 
2013-02-12 05:02:38 PM
I'd panic if I were you. Why, just from misreading the headline I'm already assuming there are 38 DEAD!
 
2013-02-12 05:02:40 PM
For those unfamiliar with the area, Big Bear is a ski resort in the remote mountains far from Los Angeles.
 
2013-02-12 05:02:50 PM

max_pooper: Raithen: ravenlore: In other words some random black dude is about to die. LAPD will later report that he was "resisting arrest"

"He refused to follow police commands, so we had to unload 2 dozen officers unload everything they had rounds at him."

Fixed for accuracy


Fortunately one round struck him and killed him. Too bad about the seventeen bystanders and five endangered species that were rendered extinct by the misses.

Seriously, did these guys go to the Palpatine School of Aiming Proficiency?
 
2013-02-12 05:02:50 PM
Oh, this motherfarker is going to be dead within the hour.  They have him cornered in a cabin.

If we're lucky, Fox News will broadcast his death live on TV.
 
2013-02-12 05:02:55 PM

Big Man On Campus: Apparently Dorner is stupid, more stupid than I thought. I should have known. I surmised when he abandoned and lit his truck on fire that he was simply raising a flag of "I am here" to the cops as he switched cars and headed in a different direction. I mean, why stay in an area where you left your vehicle on fire? It's not like someone isn't going to see that and identify it as the car you were in.


Yup.  He now looks less like a evil mastermind murdering asshole and more like...just a murdering asshole.  Setting the truck on fire didn't make any sense unless it was a diversion.
 
2013-02-12 05:03:00 PM
Wounded officers are airborne, no ETA to hospital. (source: San Bernardino County System 6, 7, 9 scanner)
 
2013-02-12 05:03:30 PM
I say the guy they have cornered is actually a right-wing nutjob who lives in a cabin in the woods, and not Chris Dorner.
 
2013-02-12 05:03:30 PM
Wolf Blitzer is spanking his monkey to this live footage.
 
2013-02-12 05:03:46 PM
media.feed.gr

Kill the farkers! Kill the farkers!
 
2013-02-12 05:03:46 PM

Big Man On Campus: Apparently Dorner is stupid, more stupid than I thought. I should have known. I surmised when he abandoned and lit his truck on fire that he was simply raising a flag of "I am here" to the cops as he switched cars and headed in a different direction. I mean, why stay in an area where you left your vehicle on fire? It's not like someone isn't going to see that and identify it as the car you were in.


Because he's not trying to go on the lam.
 
2013-02-12 05:03:56 PM

boozehat: Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

[l.yimg.com image 850x567]


Could be a Mini-14, I can't tell if the mag has 3 vertical "stripes" or just one.
Either way, doesn't surprise me, lots of LEO use them.
 
2013-02-12 05:03:56 PM
It's fun to see Wolf Blitzer trying to guess what might be happening.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:01 PM

BronyMedic: Satanic_Hamster: Translation:  LAPD is shooting random citizens again.

Yeah, no. They have him cornered after shooting two deputies.


Yeah, sources are always right
 
2013-02-12 05:04:01 PM

Molavian: I can't wait to see how this impacts future police tactics.


They'll start using air strikes against "criminal targets" again.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:13 PM

doglover: shiat man, those are staties.


San Bernardino Sheriff. The uniforms give it away. (Patches/Colors)
 
2013-02-12 05:04:15 PM

violentsalvation: My god this guy is entertaining.


I can't wait until the movie.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:20 PM

Heamer: If Big Bear were armed, this never would've happened. It's right there, black and white, clear as crystal: the right to arm bears.


Big bear
He's iron tough.
Big bear
He's got a chest like a rug.
Big bear
He don't take no guff,
He's big bear.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:22 PM

Peaceboy: If he goes into hibernation, this could take a while.


Inorite?  The LAPD will have to put down weapons and begin scrounging for acorns to survive until spring.

There was going to be another line here about what happens if Dorner sees his own shadow, but I'm out of caffeine/inspiration.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:23 PM

cgraves67: I say the guy they have cornered is actually a right-wing nutjob who lives in a cabin in the woods, and not Chris Dorner.


When the smoke clears, we'll find out they've been tracking Michael Dorn this whole time.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:27 PM

Lsherm: Oh, this motherfarker is going to be dead within the hour.  They have him cornered in a cabin.

If we're lucky, Fox News will broadcast his death live on TV.


Shepard Smith would be so pissed if that happened. Again.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:33 PM
iPhone police scanner app Scanner911 has the feed from Big Bear Lake.
 
2013-02-12 05:04:55 PM

abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?

CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means  LOL! These guys are idiots.


Someone who doesn't know what condensation is calling the person who does know what condensation is and idiot.  LOL!
 
2013-02-12 05:04:58 PM

coinspinner: [turntabling.net image 603x600]

Doin thangs.


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-02-12 05:05:29 PM
 
2013-02-12 05:05:29 PM

Kanemano: 4tehsnowflakes: kbronsito: Somewhere on Bear Lake, probably above the snow line and surrounded by fog the fugitive, Chris Dorner, is hiding. The state police and the national guard are being mobilized right now. The local authorities have so far been unable to explain where the Navy Reservist got the weapons he used to kill a LAPD officer and wound others. They only survived thanks to their police training. They say the fugitive will be caught in the next few hours.

Yeah, capture or killing within hours seems likely as they have him located, he is going to have to try to escape through the snow on foot.  Apparently the truck was not a ruse to stall the cops in Big Bear, and he was actually there holed up in a cabin with two female hostages one of whom was able to make a 911 call

someone need to rewatch First Blood


Yes, the cops may need more body bags before it is over, but he is one person and the police today are militarized.  They can bring in overwhelming force if hostages are not in the way.  Dude has six stars.
 
2013-02-12 05:05:39 PM
The search is over, Montag is dead; a crime against society has been avenged.
static.guim.co.uk
/props to RB
 
2013-02-12 05:06:04 PM

contrapunctus: Wolf Blitzer is spanking his monkey to this live footage.


I love his talking about the smoke.
"It could be nothing or it could be something significant."

Gee.  Thanks, Wolf.
 
2013-02-12 05:06:11 PM
KFI is saying he's got hostages.

i1172.photobucket.com
If he's still up there, he's not as smart as I thought he was.  Not looking good for Chocolate Rambo...
 
2013-02-12 05:06:14 PM

4tehsnowflakes: Dude has six stars.


In the new GTA game, that means Obama shoots you in a driveby from Biden's Thunderbird.
 
2013-02-12 05:06:17 PM
Tip to LA residents - if you want the cops to respond quickly to your 911 call simply add "I think it was Chris Dorner!" to any call you place until they catch this guy.
 
2013-02-12 05:06:17 PM
Seen fleeing the Big Bear area:

funnythingspeoplesayaboutsports.com
 
2013-02-12 05:06:23 PM
And so it begins.
 
2013-02-12 05:06:24 PM
Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airport
 
2013-02-12 05:06:43 PM

boozehat: Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

[l.yimg.com image 850x567]


that LACSD not LAPD

The more you know
 
2013-02-12 05:06:47 PM
I hope the woman that was held hostage and managed to call 911 gets the million dollar reward.
 
2013-02-12 05:06:48 PM
Lol at the mayor referring to dorner as a "tourist"
 
2013-02-12 05:06:53 PM
George Stephanopolous just reported the police have Morgan Freeman pinned down in Big Bear, numerous titty sprinkles sighted in region.
 
2013-02-12 05:07:00 PM

flucto: LIVE SCANNER FEED


Thank you, fine sir.
 
2013-02-12 05:07:09 PM

Langston: Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airport


shiat's getting real. Does SB County do Fast-Rope insertions?
 
2013-02-12 05:07:14 PM
News reporter "I don't want to mention any activity on the right side of your screen in case the suspect is watching..." 

AND NOW the anchors are correcting the helicopter reporter that the truck isn't crashed. LOLOL THANK YOU FARK.

iusedtohavehair.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-12 05:07:23 PM
Scanner just said they are going for an "officer rescue".
 
2013-02-12 05:07:30 PM
They should do what the military did with Noriega, just start playing really loud music at him.  If they blast him with Nickelback, this will all be over in minutes.
 
2013-02-12 05:07:46 PM

Duke_leto_Atredes: boozehat: Since when did the LAPD get Ruger Mini-30's??

[l.yimg.com image 850x567]

that LACSD not LAPD

The more you know


question really was more focused around the mini-30 (14?).  my appologies.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:01 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-12 05:08:02 PM
See wanna-be American vigilante heros?  This is what awaits you.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:05 PM
Just in:

Artificial 5.1 earthquake in Big Bear area...

---developing.....
 
2013-02-12 05:08:13 PM
Instead of silence, they should play "The Entertainer" between communications.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:20 PM

Langston: Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airport


bring all the guns and ammo we got a chance to shoot for real, hurry the fark up, it's blackman season
 
2013-02-12 05:08:33 PM
Scanner: More airships and SWAT on the way.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:37 PM

abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?

CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means  LOL! These guys are idiots.


Wolf also said steam. farking moron.


My best guess is a smoke grenade for the helicopters to use as a quick reference point.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:40 PM

carnifex2005: I really hope they take him alive.


He will commit suicide.

/in the back of the squad car, handcuffed, by shooting himself in the head 24 times.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:41 PM

cgraves67: I say the guy they have cornered is actually a right-wing nutjob who lives in a cabin in the woods, and not Chris Dorner.


I say it's a narcissist lib, since reality suggests it's the narcissist lib Chris Dorner. Up for debate though I guess.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:46 PM
I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear...
 
2013-02-12 05:08:51 PM

DownDaRiver: ha-ha-guy: As a coworker pointed out:  "They have officers from multiple agencies up there carrying around rifles and looking for Dorner.  Watch this be officer from one agency sees a black officer from another and starts a firefight."

If I were a black cop out there I would ask to be assigned to crossing guard duty.
I wouldn't want to be any where near those wackos aiming for armed black men.


have you been to southern california? so you want the two white guys and me to go up there and get him? hell no. we arent recruiting police officers out of orange county.
 
2013-02-12 05:08:53 PM
Reportwench: "If that is Dorner holed up in that cabin, what is going through his might right now?"

Me:  Hopefully a few .223 rounds very soon
 
2013-02-12 05:09:11 PM
If it is him, I gotta tell you that I am totally surprised that he is still in the mountains.  I honestly thought that he was no longer in the area.
 
2013-02-12 05:09:13 PM

Peaceboy: They should do what the military did with Noriega, just start playing really loud music at him.  If they blast him with Nickelback, this will all be over in minutes.


We have laws against cruel and unusual punishment.
 
2013-02-12 05:09:16 PM

Supes: I hope the woman that was held hostage and managed to call 911 gets the million dollar reward.


If they kill him they don't need to pay.
 
2013-02-12 05:09:20 PM
Charlie Sheen is going to parachute in and save the day!
 
2013-02-12 05:09:22 PM

Peaceboy: They should do what the military did with Noriega, just start playing really loud music at him.  If they blast him with Nickelback, this will all be over in minutes.


Or they should get him hyped up by playing really loud Noreaga music at him. Superthug
 
2013-02-12 05:09:28 PM

vernonFL: For those unfamiliar with the area, Big Bear is a ski resort in the remote mountains far from Los Angeles.


Well, San Deigo, Irvine, Corona, and Riverside are all not Los Angeles either.  In fact, none of his alleged crimes took place in Los Angeles County, let alone the actual city of Los Angeles.

The officers involved are almost certainly to be mostly or entirely San Bernadino County Sheriff officers, not LAPD, if that's what you are getting at.
 
2013-02-12 05:09:40 PM

Peaceboy: They should do what the military did with Noriega, just start playing really loud music at him.  If they blast him with Nickelback, this will all be over in minutes.


He's a black man.  Make it John Tesh, Yanni and the Crash Test Dummies.
 
2013-02-12 05:09:44 PM

BronyMedic: doglover: shiat man, those are staties.

San Bernardino Sheriff. The uniforms give it away. (Patches/Colors)


I'm tellin' ya son, I got 99 problems but San Bernidino ain't one.


Seriously though, what I don't care about California could fill a book. I'm not learning their cop uniforms. Especially not since they're associates, however distant, of the LAPD and they've gone after Dorner only. Where are names and faces and dismissals of the idiots who lit up the nees truck. Dorner is just a psycopath. Any department can and will stop psychopaths ASAP.

Those idiots who shot the truck up? They need a boot off the force.
 
2013-02-12 05:09:48 PM

The Southern Dandy: abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?

CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means  LOL! These guys are idiots.

Someone who doesn't know what condensation is calling the person who does know what condensation is and idiot.  LOL!


So it was reverse condensation? I think you're the idiot, idiot.
 
2013-02-12 05:10:09 PM

markie_farkie: Suspect holed up in cabin, gunfire being exchanged.



www.sentieriselvaggi.it
 
2013-02-12 05:10:16 PM

Hrist: A couple of dead officers isn't going to make up for what major asses the LAPD are making of themselves during all this....they've shot up a lot of innocent people without warning because they were driving the same color vehicle, or happened to be in an area related to said killer, or for whatever the fark reason.  And they're refusing to take responsibility for any of it.  They've got a million dollar bounty at, drones searching the hills, people are getting their doors kicked in without warning and searched, etc.

It's clear at this point that no one matters to the LAPD but the LAPD.  I hope he keeps evading them so the LAPD will mow a bunch of unarmed helpless civilians to show people who the REAL monster is here.

show people who the REAL monster is here.



/I saw this and just thought... "hmm".  I know what you mean though, and agree to the sentiment of showing what monsters the LAPD are.
 
2013-02-12 05:10:26 PM

Geotpf: vernonFL: For those unfamiliar with the area, Big Bear is a ski resort in the remote mountains far from Los Angeles.

Well, San Deigo, Irvine, Corona, and Riverside are all not Los Angeles either.  In fact, none of his alleged crimes took place in Los Angeles County, let alone the actual city of Los Angeles.

The officers involved are almost certainly to be mostly or entirely San Bernadino County Sheriff officers, not LAPD, if that's what you are getting at.


Shhh. Don't ruin it for the people hoping a few more cops die. They might look like douchebags for cheering on the murder of Non-LAPD.
 
2013-02-12 05:10:36 PM

Great Janitor: violentsalvation: My god this guy is entertaining.

I can't wait until the movie.


Neither can LL Cool J.
 
2013-02-12 05:10:52 PM

TheNyquilKid: abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?

CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means  LOL! These guys are idiots.

Wolf also said steam. farking moron.



*** FLASH *** WOLF BLITZER NOW REPORTING LAPD SWAT HAS ELECTED THE NEW POPE. DEVELOPING...
 
2013-02-12 05:10:53 PM
ok, they just got pranked.

lol, but stupid
 
2013-02-12 05:10:56 PM
LOL "You're a real dumbass" on the live news feed
 
2013-02-12 05:10:57 PM
classiccinemaquotes.com

/top 'o the world, ma!
//black heat?
 
2013-02-12 05:10:58 PM

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: He's just exercising his second amendment rights against a corrupt government, what's the problem?


Indeed, what IS the problem? He reckoned that the status quo was unbearable, that reform was impossible, and took action directly against enforcers of the state instigating a test of arms. Now it appears that the (broadly popular?) status quo will prevail, but even so the public eye is now upon the LAPD because of their own conduct during this conflict. Reforms will almost certainly be forced upon them, saving dozens or hundreds of lives in the long term.
 
2013-02-12 05:11:11 PM
LOL, CBS just got trolled!
 
2013-02-12 05:11:11 PM
News reader just got punked.
 
2013-02-12 05:11:18 PM
...and CBS Los Angeles just got pranked.
 
2013-02-12 05:11:34 PM
Why couldn't the prank caller have at least been funny?
 
2013-02-12 05:11:36 PM

m1ke: I didn't even know we were calling him Big Bear...


He likes the honey.
 
2013-02-12 05:11:38 PM
Anybody have a better link? the crosstalk, typing, and producer noise is maddening.
 
2013-02-12 05:11:42 PM

BronyMedic: Langston: Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airport

shiat's getting real. Does SB County do Fast-Rope insertions?


No, but I do, ladies.
 
2013-02-12 05:11:43 PM
Can't they send a drone in there to swoop down and pick him up like a pterodactyl?
 
2013-02-12 05:11:53 PM
Scanner just said that press are to cut live feeds of the cabin.
 
2013-02-12 05:11:57 PM

Hrist: A couple of dead officers isn't going to make up for what major asses the LAPD are making of themselves during all this....they've shot up a lot of innocent people without warning because they were driving the same color vehicle, or happened to be in an area related to said killer, or for whatever the fark reason.  And they're refusing to take responsibility for any of it.  They've got a million dollar bounty at, drones searching the hills, people are getting their doors kicked in without warning and searched, etc.

It's clear at this point that no one matters to the LAPD but the LAPD.  I hope he keeps evading them so the LAPD will mow a bunch of unarmed helpless civilians to show people who the REAL monster is here.


do you want to bet who shot the cop?
friendly fire FTW !!
 
2013-02-12 05:12:00 PM
SHUT. DOWN. EVERY. FEED.
 
2013-02-12 05:12:02 PM
Trade him Popeyes and some doughnuts.
 
2013-02-12 05:12:03 PM
Wow, they just said "advise the guys in the media to cut their feeds"

I guess they're going in...
 
2013-02-12 05:12:05 PM

Ned Stark: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: He's just exercising his second amendment rights against a corrupt government, what's the problem?

Indeed, what IS the problem? He reckoned that the status quo was unbearable, that reform was impossible, and took action directly against enforcers of the state instigating a test of arms. Now it appears that the (broadly popular?) status quo will prevail, but even so the public eye is now upon the LAPD because of their own conduct during this conflict. Reforms will almost certainly be forced upon them, saving dozens or hundreds of lives in the long term.


Why?
 
2013-02-12 05:12:06 PM
Press ordered to cut live feeds of the cabin.
 
2013-02-12 05:12:07 PM

Albino Squid: ...and CBS Los Angeles just got pranked.


Transcript for those watching other feeds??
 
2013-02-12 05:12:15 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ok, they just got pranked.

GendoIkari: LOL, CBS just got trolled!

you are a puppet: LOL "You're a real dumbass" on the live news feed

Mrs. Beasley: News reader just got punked.


Okay so what happened for those of us without the feed?
 
2013-02-12 05:12:29 PM
They're saying Dorner is pinned down...1 I can't believe it's going to end like this ....2.....NO! He got his shoulder up before 3 I can't believe it!

LETS GO DORNER
DORNER SUCKS
 
2013-02-12 05:12:30 PM

GendoIkari: LOL, CBS just got trolled!


Albino Squid: ...and CBS Los Angeles just got pranked.


How so? Elaborate, please?
 
2013-02-12 05:12:39 PM
Channel 4 in LA has brought in some professor of psychology, sounds like they're out of news.

Scanner says cops are asking press to cut live feeds of the cabin.
 
2013-02-12 05:12:48 PM
I found him!

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

/Ha Ha Ha... not todayyyyy
 
2013-02-12 05:12:51 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: carnifex2005: I really hope they take him alive.

He will commit suicide.

/in the back of the squad car, handcuffed, by shooting himself in the head 24 times.


and somehow concealed a gun ... and reloads ...
LOLOLOLOLOL
 
2013-02-12 05:12:54 PM

you are a puppet: They're saying Dorner is pinned down...1 I can't believe it's going to end like this ....2.....NO! He got his shoulder up before 3 I can't believe it!

LETS GO DORNER
DORNER SUCKS


fark this. I'm noob tubing him.
 
2013-02-12 05:13:05 PM
 
2013-02-12 05:13:12 PM
 
2013-02-12 05:13:14 PM
The chick on KTLA just said "they don't want him to get away at this point".

Talking heads are funny.
 
2013-02-12 05:13:18 PM
SB County sheriff news release confirms "suspect" Cris Dornberg barricaded in a cabin in Big Bear
 
2013-02-12 05:13:36 PM
He's on his way!

i731.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 05:13:39 PM
LA NBC just cut feed of cabin
 
2013-02-12 05:13:42 PM

Langston: Scanner says 2 helicopters and 20 SWAT members standing by at the SB airport former Norton Air Force Base



FTFY

:-)
 
2013-02-12 05:13:42 PM

BSABSVR: Authorities responded to a report of a couple held hostage in a cabin, according to the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department. The attacker stole the couple's vehicle.

Kidnapping and theft.  Wow.  What a hero.  But hey, It's those people's fault for being in Big Bear to ski or whatever when the goddamn batman needed to lay low*


*No, dipshiats, the above statement does not indicate an endorsement of the LAPD's tactics, any thin blue line culture, or the militarization of police departments across the country.  Two things can be bad simultaneously.


So, both sides are bad, you say?

;)
 
2013-02-12 05:13:48 PM

you are a puppet: They're saying Dorner is pinned down...1 I can't believe it's going to end like this ....2.....NO! He got his shoulder up before 3 I can't believe it!

LETS GO DORNER


Clap. Clap. Clapclapclap.
 
2013-02-12 05:13:53 PM

BronyMedic: you are a puppet: They're saying Dorner is pinned down...1 I can't believe it's going to end like this ....2.....NO! He got his shoulder up before 3 I can't believe it!

LETS GO DORNER
DORNER SUCKS

fark this. I'm noob tubing him.


You use Aimbots too?
 
2013-02-12 05:13:56 PM

BronyMedic: I've just got a question for everyone crying about how the LAPD is about to do this, and about to do that: When did the San Bernardino Sheriff's Department become part of the LAPD?

[rrcc.lacounty.gov image 650x603]


Admittedly, Dorner did get into a shootout with the LAPD in Corona, which isn't Los Angeles and is in fact in Riverside County.
 
SH
2013-02-12 05:13:56 PM
So how many innocent people have been riddled with bullets by over-zealous cops so far?
 
2013-02-12 05:14:00 PM
KNX newsradio...

Someone prankcalled them saying Tommy the Limo driver, on his way to a block party, was caught in the gunfire...

LOL!!
 
2013-02-12 05:14:07 PM
Dispatch: "Did you say 'Rut with live bees? Over."

Office: "No. I said 'Cut their live feeds. Of the cabin'."

Dispatch: "Roger. Shut the wide peeves. Even Alvin. Over."

Officer: *static*
 
2013-02-12 05:14:15 PM

flucto: Wow, they just said "advise the guys in the media to cut their feeds"

I guess they're going in...


Drone strike!
 
2013-02-12 05:14:15 PM
Woof is still showing KTLA's live feed.
 
2013-02-12 05:14:17 PM
They had someone on claiming to be with (IIRC) Fish and Game, who was rambling about something involving a limo driver who'd gotten caught in the crossfire while going to a block party. At some point, he paused and said, "you're a real dumbass, aren't you? You still don't realize this is a prank?", at which point they cut him off.
 
2013-02-12 05:14:24 PM

doczoidberg: I know this guy is a murderer and everything, but...

I kinda like him.


cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com

He's playing hardball. And I got to admit, I'm kinda impressed by him.
 
2013-02-12 05:14:34 PM
Called out a Code 40 on the scanner
 
2013-02-12 05:14:37 PM

NightOwl2255: The chick on KTLA just said "they don't want him to get away at this point".

Talking heads are funny.


So, in the past he got away because they wanted him to?
 
2013-02-12 05:14:45 PM
4tehsnowflakes: "Apparently the truck was not a ruse to stall the cops in Big Bear, and he was actually there holed up in a cabin with two female hostages"

oh ffs.  This guy's losing his sympathetic appeal not due to the facts of his case, but due his ineptitude.
You can't be an anti-hero if you're stupid.
 
2013-02-12 05:14:46 PM

4tehsnowflakes:  Dude has six stars.


I haven't seen a single tank yet... Dude's got 4, tops.
 
2013-02-12 05:14:59 PM
the most important thing is I learned of Yolo county CA from a map posted in this thread.
 
2013-02-12 05:15:01 PM
I wonder how injured he is now due to the gunfire from the police.
 
2013-02-12 05:15:03 PM
back on, says fire fight in progress, hard to tell from wide shot
 
2013-02-12 05:15:08 PM

BronyMedic: shiat's getting real. Does SB County do Fast-Rope insertions?


LOL. That's not they way I first read that.
 
2013-02-12 05:15:12 PM

CheetahOlivetti: Press ordered to cut live feeds of the cabin.


WHY?
hmmmmmm
live feed would be on the TV and the bad guy could see them storming the cabin ...
hmmmmm ok ... I am fine with that.

but I hope they are recording and then will air the raid after it is done
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

and if dorner isnt there and they kill some random peeps?
death penalty for the cops ...

no wait
it is legal for cops to shoot citizens
sigh
 
2013-02-12 05:15:36 PM

SH: So how many innocent people have been riddled with bullets by over-zealous cops so far?


None. The LAPD only shoots criminals in self defense
 
2013-02-12 05:15:38 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: LA NBC just cut feed of cabin


It's back on, or at least they're claiming it's a live feed..  Could be a rerun to mask outside activity..
 
2013-02-12 05:15:38 PM

bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner


What's the frequency, Kenneth?

123.42
 
2013-02-12 05:15:41 PM

LessO2: Channel 4 in LA has brought in some professor of psychology, sounds like they're out of news.

Scanner says cops are asking press to cut live feeds of the cabin.


They are about to shoot up the cabin
 
2013-02-12 05:15:45 PM
Scanner just said TV feed is showing SWAT locations and requesting feed be shut off
 
2013-02-12 05:15:47 PM
Oh, it's not over yet...
 
2013-02-12 05:15:59 PM
Right. Cut live feeds so nobody can see what is really happening (or really isn't happening).
 
2013-02-12 05:15:59 PM
TV is showing the SWAT positions!
 
2013-02-12 05:16:01 PM

Great Janitor: NightOwl2255: The chick on KTLA just said "they don't want him to get away at this point".

Talking heads are funny.

So, in the past he got away because they wanted him to?


Maybe they want him to get away later.
 
2013-02-12 05:16:10 PM

Tomass the Second: The_Sponge: markie_farkie: Apparently Dorner or someone matching his description invaded a home last week, tied up the couple,

"You know what this family needs?  A mute."

Best Christmas movie ever!



I will respectfully disagree and say that "Die Hard" is the correct answer.
 
2013-02-12 05:16:23 PM

bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner


For the rest of the world that follows the NIMS and doesn't use 10 codes like they're supposed to, do you want to define that? :P
 
2013-02-12 05:16:31 PM

rhyx: Scanner just said that press are to cut live feeds of the cabin.


Witnesses are bad, I guess.
 
2013-02-12 05:16:42 PM

LessO2: Channel 4 in LA has brought in some professor of psychology, sounds like they're out of news.


"As in, Helsinki, Sweden."
 
2013-02-12 05:16:43 PM

vernonFL: For those unfamiliar with the area, Big Bear is a ski resort in the remote mountains far from Los Angeles.


Ocean view from Mount Baldy
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-02-12 05:16:44 PM

Great Janitor: If I were this guy, I wouldn't have stayed in California.  I would have thought: "What is the one place no one would think to look for an armed and crazy killer with a million dollar bounty on his head?"  and then I would have fled to either Sheriff Joe's area of Arizona or Texas.  Why?  No one would think to look for me in places where law enforcement was as extreme as those areas.

Though, with the LAPD showing themselves to be as effective as the cops in 'The Dukes of Hazard', he may live long enough to die of old age in California while racking up the highest body count outside of GTA or Call of Duty, while sending out the message that if you want a successful criminal career, California is the place for you.




For a while I though Bin Laden may have been in the US. I came up with tyis theory when at LAX and saw a guy who looked just like him, and was the same height picking up his luggage. I realized that The US would be the perfect place for him. Settle down someplace with a lot of hippies/guilty white liberals who would look at him and think "he looks like Bin Laden. Oh no, now I am racist, I had better just move along"
 
2013-02-12 05:16:46 PM

bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner


How serious is that?
 
2013-02-12 05:16:54 PM

Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: He's just exercising his second amendment rights against a corrupt government, what's the problem?


Is murdering Asian females spelled out right next to muskets in your reading of 2A?
 
2013-02-12 05:16:58 PM
Let's just hope that the cops aren't just exchanging fire with each other.
 
2013-02-12 05:16:59 PM

BronyMedic: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner

For the rest of the world that follows the NIMS and doesn't use 10 codes like they're supposed to, do you want to define that? :P


They're opening their malt liquor now.
 
2013-02-12 05:16:59 PM
Some poor Hispanic woman in a cabin is about to get ventilated.
 
2013-02-12 05:17:13 PM
So apparently Dorner just got shot in the head and the deputy who did it is complaining that the government hasn't found him a new job yet.
 
2013-02-12 05:17:15 PM
Well I don't get why they were feeding him to begin with....
 
2013-02-12 05:17:28 PM

loveblondieo: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner

How serious is that?


One worse than 39.
 
2013-02-12 05:17:29 PM
This thread is showing potential for Legendary Status. Someone better get on making those profile badges!
 
2013-02-12 05:17:34 PM

loveblondieo: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner

How serious is that?


It's one worse than a code 39.. But no where near as bad as a 45.
 
2013-02-12 05:17:35 PM

BronyMedic: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner

For the rest of the world that follows the NIMS and doesn't use 10 codes like they're supposed to, do you want to define that? :P


I looked it up, it means trama. So sounds like someone has been shot.
 
2013-02-12 05:17:42 PM

loveblondieo: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner

How serious is that?


Serious incident. IV started.
 
2013-02-12 05:17:45 PM

KarmicDisaster: Let's just hope that the cops aren't just exchanging fire with each other.


Based on images of the pickup truck, they don't have much to worry about.
 
2013-02-12 05:17:47 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: vernonFL: For those unfamiliar with the area, Big Bear is a ski resort in the remote mountains far from Los Angeles.

Ocean view from Mount Baldy
[farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x375]


Yes, I know Mt. Baldy is not Big Bear
 
2013-02-12 05:17:53 PM
I'm pretty sure the command upon a confirmed sighting will be....
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com

/and knowing LA media, the killing will be broadcast live
//so anybody watching this out there or online, send the kiddies to their rooms NOW!
 
2013-02-12 05:17:57 PM
shiat is about to get real.
 
2013-02-12 05:17:58 PM

markie_farkie: TrainingWheelsNeeded: LA NBC just cut feed of cabin

It's back on, or at least they're claiming it's a live feed..  Could be a rerun to mask outside activity..


ah...tricky, they must have seen Speed.
 
2013-02-12 05:18:03 PM
Keep rolling but quit broadcasting. Everyone is going to want to see how this went down.
 
2013-02-12 05:18:07 PM

BronyMedic: Satanic_Hamster: Translation:  LAPD is shooting random citizens again.

Yeah, no. They have him cornered after shooting two deputies.


The LAPD cornered him after they shot two deputies?


/Both on Segways.
//They are getting better.
 
2013-02-12 05:18:09 PM
On the scanner they are just asking each other over and over which cabin it is. This will not end well.
 
2013-02-12 05:18:09 PM

TommyymmoT: loveblondieo: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner

How serious is that?

One worse than 39.


*shakes fist*

6 damned seconds.
 
2013-02-12 05:18:11 PM
While he was on the lam, a giant light was shined into the LAPD and had them scurrying.  People paid attention and publicly admitted again that yea...those are some farked up cops over there and somebody should do something.    If/when Dorner is killed, the light will go back out, and the LAPD can go back to doing what it does without worrying about the media slipping and saying something about the corruption again.


I had hoped that he was smarter than this, that he would keep the story and the attention going.  But you just cant fight the system.
 
2013-02-12 05:18:13 PM
Am I hearing it right on the scanner?

No-fly zone 13,000 feet up, three miles wide?
 
2013-02-12 05:18:17 PM
wait wait wait
have they shot OJ yet ??

"brotherhood" of law enforcement officers?
shooting at one of their other brothers?

lawl
 
2013-02-12 05:18:32 PM
Guys, I'm in the house next door. I see OJ and he looks scared.
 
2013-02-12 05:18:47 PM
bbsimg.ngfiles.com

What the police actually found at Big Bear Mountain
 
2013-02-12 05:18:52 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Ocean view from Mount Baldy


Yeah, I guess its not *that* remote.
 
2013-02-12 05:18:52 PM

Ed Finnerty: They're opening their malt liquor now.


That's code 45.  Obviously.
 
2013-02-12 05:18:52 PM
Guy on CNN talks for about a minute about lady in cabin...then says "wait, we don't have any information about woman in cabin"

Thanks, broseph.
 
2013-02-12 05:19:08 PM
Damn it, just lost KTLA's live feed.
 
2013-02-12 05:19:17 PM

KarmicDisaster: On the scanner they are just asking each other over and over which cabin it is. This will not end well.


 Unfortunately I agree, very worried an innocent bystander or two might get caught up in the melee.
 
2013-02-12 05:19:21 PM

flucto: Wow, they just said "advise the guys in the media to cut their feeds"


www.underwater.org
 
2013-02-12 05:19:23 PM

vernonFL: For those unfamiliar with the area, Big Bear is a ski resort in the remote mountains far from Los Angeles.


Eh, on a good traffic day it's only about 1.5 hours from downtown. That's not far imho.
 
2013-02-12 05:19:25 PM
Why can't they show anything? They already have him surrounded.
 
2013-02-12 05:19:29 PM

LessO2: Am I hearing it right on the scanner?

No-fly zone 13,000 feet up, three miles wide?


No helicopters to see the swat team execute a cop killer
 
2013-02-12 05:19:29 PM

LessO2: Am I hearing it right on the scanner?

No-fly zone 13,000 feet up, three miles wide?


Drone strike inbound.
 
2013-02-12 05:19:30 PM
They just entered the cabin and Jacob told them they have to move the island. This is getting crazy.
 
2013-02-12 05:19:30 PM

kombat_unit: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: He's just exercising his second amendment rights against a corrupt government, what's the problem?

Is murdering Asian females spelled out right next to muskets in your reading of 2A?


He didn't kill them. The LAPD did, thinking it was him. Because one large black dude is frequently and easily mistaken for two Asian women. I should know. Every time I go to get groceries, the clerk asks, "how are you fine ladies?"
 
2013-02-12 05:19:33 PM
Actually "shootout" was 45 minutes ago. Now we're just looking at trees and homes.
 
2013-02-12 05:19:33 PM

BronyMedic: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner

For the rest of the world that follows the NIMS and doesn't use 10 codes like they're supposed to, do you want to define that? :P


I'm just reporting, not looking things up.  I think it's "Serious Situation", what that means is cop-speak.

Still request feed be cut, officers lives endangered.
 
2013-02-12 05:19:42 PM

Peaceboy: Plume of smoke.  Smoke grenade?  What would be the purpose of that?


They've elected him Pope.
 
2013-02-12 05:19:43 PM

LessO2: Am I hearing it right on the scanner?

No-fly zone 13,000 feet up, three miles wide?


Oh, so they are going to do something incredibly stupid, and they don't want evidence. I'm shocked.
 
2013-02-12 05:19:47 PM
It looks like CNN is still showing a live feed, unless it's a recording and they're not saying it.
 
2013-02-12 05:20:05 PM
Watch, it'll be another black dude who didn't pay attention to the news and didn't realize he was making himself the dumbest criminal ever
 
2013-02-12 05:20:18 PM
I just got cable TV again after years so this is the first time I've watched live CNN coverage of anything since like 2007. They don't seem to have gotten any smarter in the meantime.
 
2013-02-12 05:20:21 PM

NightOwl2255: Damn it, just lost KTLA's live feed.


It's on CNN if you have a TV nearby.
 
2013-02-12 05:20:21 PM
The cops really don't know which cabin he's in. Better nuke them all just to be sure.
 
2013-02-12 05:20:25 PM
Has anyone posted the lyrics to "Big Bear" yet?
 
2013-02-12 05:20:28 PM
I was hoping he just offed himself in a well hidden area, he could have been a bogey man. Any time anything happened to a cop out there there would be whispers that Dorner did it.

As it is, whoever loses, we all win.
 
2013-02-12 05:20:34 PM
Fox News anchors are so excited they can't contain themselves.
 
2013-02-12 05:20:46 PM

orclover: While he was on the lam, a giant light was shined into the LAPD and had them scurrying.  People paid attention and publicly admitted again that yea...those are some farked up cops over there and somebody should do something.    If/when Dorner is killed, the light will go back out, and the LAPD can go back to doing what it does without worrying about the media slipping and saying something about the corruption again.


I had hoped that he was smarter than this, that he would keep the story and the attention going.  But you just cant fight the system.


He lost whatever credibility he might have had when he decided to murder innocent people who had nothing to do with his LAPD troubles.
 
2013-02-12 05:20:48 PM

DuudeStanky: NativeBundleNoOpImpl?

[i20.photobucket.com image 266x188]
Anyone else seeing this pop up on that site?
Is my computer asking me to feed it a cat?


You need a computer with a Oompa Loompa Co-Processor to visit the site.
 
2013-02-12 05:20:51 PM

TheNyquilKid: abhorrent1: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke. Smoke grenade? What would be the purpose of that?

CNN just said it "could be condensation" whatever the fark that means  LOL! These guys are idiots.

Wolf also said steam. farking moron.


My best guess is a smoke grenade for the helicopters to use as a quick reference point.


CNN just received word that I was right. Very proud of myself.
 
2013-02-12 05:21:02 PM

bluorangefyre: I'm pretty sure the command upon a confirmed sighting will be....
[suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com image 666x334]

/and knowing LA media, the killing will be broadcast live
//so anybody watching this out there or online, send the kiddies to their rooms NOW!


Media helicopters have been told to leave the area because of the risk of them being shot and giving away officers' locations/formations.
 
2013-02-12 05:21:04 PM

loveblondieo: Why can't they show anything? They already have him surrounded.


They have to enter the area. They don't want to give him the ability to shoot from cover without looking out himself.
 
2013-02-12 05:21:11 PM

Snarfangel: Peaceboy: Plume of smoke.  Smoke grenade?  What would be the purpose of that?

They've elected him Pope.


It was black smoke. They still need to take another vote. Apparently the CHiP is unwilling to compromise on their first choice of Erik Estrada.
 
2013-02-12 05:21:19 PM
Okay, CNN just announced that what they're showing is videotape and NOT live.
 
2013-02-12 05:21:22 PM

loveblondieo: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner

How serious is that?


It's as much as four tens.

And that's terrible.
 
2013-02-12 05:21:37 PM
Wolf Blitzer just confirmed that they are showing video tape on CNN. No longer showing live picture per law enforcement request because it may put operation in danger.

So, no telling what is going on
 
2013-02-12 05:21:38 PM

Supes: KarmicDisaster: On the scanner they are just asking each other over and over which cabin it is. This will not end well.

 Unfortunately I agree, very worried an innocent bystander or two might get caught up in the melee.


First it is "the one on the end" then "the one in the middle" then "the one with the stone chimney", then "the one with the red chimney"... hope they don't get the wrong guy.
 
2013-02-12 05:21:39 PM

hamdinger: kombat_unit: Dubya's_Coke_Dealer: He's just exercising his second amendment rights against a corrupt government, what's the problem?

Is murdering Asian females spelled out right next to muskets in your reading of 2A?

He didn't kill them. The LAPD did, thinking it was him. Because one large black dude is frequently and easily mistaken for two Asian women. I should know. Every time I go to get groceries, the clerk asks, "how are you fine ladies?"


I am referring to Monica Quan
 
2013-02-12 05:21:51 PM
If they know where he is, call in an F-15 and blow him to HELL!
 
2013-02-12 05:21:59 PM
Said back door to the cabin was open and footprints sighted. Didn't say if they were coming or going.
 
2013-02-12 05:22:01 PM

TommyymmoT: One worse than 39.


Shadow Blasko: It's one worse than a code 39.. But no where near as bad as a 45.


I feel like I should know this reference. Naked Gun?
 
2013-02-12 05:22:01 PM
 
2013-02-12 05:22:02 PM
Is there a KILLDOZER in the garage?
 
2013-02-12 05:22:04 PM

Shenanigans!: orclover: While he was on the lam, a giant light was shined into the LAPD and had them scurrying.  People paid attention and publicly admitted again that yea...those are some farked up cops over there and somebody should do something.    If/when Dorner is killed, the light will go back out, and the LAPD can go back to doing what it does without worrying about the media slipping and saying something about the corruption again.


I had hoped that he was smarter than this, that he would keep the story and the attention going.  But you just cant fight the system.

He lost whatever credibility he might have had when he decided to murder innocent people who had nothing to do with his LAPD troubles.


You mean those newspaper delivery ladies?
 
2013-02-12 05:22:11 PM
The aircraft is ALS? Does it fly with crutches?
 
2013-02-12 05:22:14 PM
They just roll up with an armored Bobcat?
 
2013-02-12 05:22:15 PM

Shenanigans!: orclover: While he was on the lam, a giant light was shined into the LAPD and had them scurrying.  People paid attention and publicly admitted again that yea...those are some farked up cops over there and somebody should do something.    If/when Dorner is killed, the light will go back out, and the LAPD can go back to doing what it does without worrying about the media slipping and saying something about the corruption again.


I had hoped that he was smarter than this, that he would keep the story and the attention going.  But you just cant fight the system.

He lost whatever credibility he might have had when he decided to murder innocent people who had nothing to do with his LAPD troubles.



'Allegedly'.
 
2013-02-12 05:22:18 PM

CheetahOlivetti: Oh, so they are going to do something incredibly stupid, and they don't want evidence. I'm shocked.


Alternatively they dont want him to know which doors/windows they plan to go in through, or what the distribution of the forces surrounding him is.

Of course if they had not bungled up so many times already, people would not be jumping to the most sinister conclusions.

/there is nothing to stop him from watching tv himself...
 
2013-02-12 05:22:28 PM

NeoCortex42: Okay, CNN just announced that what they're showing is videotape and NOT live.


Ah, that explains why there were happy Lakers fans in the background. This is from a couple months ago
 
2013-02-12 05:22:32 PM

kombat_unit: I am referring to Monica Quan


You missed the FARK thread where people were insisting she was actually an LAPD cop.
 
2013-02-12 05:22:34 PM
He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.
 
2013-02-12 05:22:39 PM
Poor hostages, I have no doubt their safety is high on the priority list.  :(
 
2013-02-12 05:22:47 PM

Felgraf: Hrist: It's clear at this point that no one matters to the LAPD but the LAPD. I hope he keeps evading them so the LAPD will mow a bunch of unarmed helpless civilians to show people who the REAL monster is here.

Uh, I'm pretty sure they're both monsters.

You know, what with his murder of a girl and her fiance soley due to their relation to a police officer he was pissed at.

/No, he hasn't admitted it.
//He just called the officer out by name in his manifesto, and stated he'd be killing the families of officers.
///Yes, the LAPD sucks and their handling of this is monstrous also.


Don't get me wrong, the guy is a huge dick.  But he is also right.  The LAPD is a bunch of corrupt dicks.  Corrupt dicks that can shoot you in the back of the head while you're handcuffed in the back of the squad car and have it called a suicide.  Corrupt dicks that can have you charged with murder because they kicked your door in and shot your two year old in the face, reasoning that if you hadn't lived at that address, they wouldn't have shot a child in the face when they got your address confused with that of a drug dealer.  Corrupt dicks that can beat you to death on live TV while you're unconscious on the ground and get away with it because they are judge jury and executioner.

I would trust this killer over the LAPD any day.  He only has what power he can take and inflict on others, but the LAPD has pretty much all the power they want.  It's like saying sure, Luke Skywalker is dangerous and kills Imperial troops for fun and profit, but in the end it's the Empire that's more likely to kill you or otherwise ruin your life.  Skywalker can only shoot you or run you through with a lightsaber, but the Empire can send you to the spice mines because you look funny.
 
2013-02-12 05:22:49 PM
News copters being asked to leave the area... because the LAPD doesn't want to be caught on camera putting a round in his temple at close range.
 
2013-02-12 05:22:50 PM

bulldg4life: Wolf Blitzer just confirmed that they are showing video tape on CNN. No longer showing live picture per law enforcement request because it may put operation in danger.

So, no telling what is going on


They haven't had time to make anything up yet.
 
2013-02-12 05:22:58 PM
Heard on CNN feed, interview with the Big Bear mayor:

"He's not the kind of tourist we want up here."

Expound on that, Mr. Mayor.

BTW, I have a half-sibling, a white Tea Partier who lives and breathes Fox News, Limbaugh, etc, and goes total derp when it comes to Mexicans (ignoring the fact I'm half) and other minorites.

Dude is ROOTING for Dorden, calling him a hero and says he was framed by crooked cops. He also had the same view of OJ too.

Is this common with the Tea or other derping folk you know?
 
2013-02-12 05:23:02 PM

KarmicDisaster: On the scanner they are just asking each other over and over which cabin it is. This will not end well.


if only there were a group of people trained in negotiating rather than a group which just storms in shooting and the goes "OOPS" when they fark up.
At least in indiana it is legal to shoot and kill officers illegally entering your home.

seriously
wtf is wrong with this country and STORMING a building rather than negotiating/waiting them out, etc etc etc
gun happy wackjobs
 
2013-02-12 05:23:10 PM

loveblondieo: Shadow Blasko: It's one worse than a code 39.. But no where near as bad as a 45.

I feel like I should know this reference. Naked Gun?


I have no idea if this is actually what he was getting at but...

images.businessweek.com
 
2013-02-12 05:23:10 PM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 05:23:12 PM

bulldg4life: Wolf Blitzer just confirmed that they are showing video tape on CNN. No longer showing live picture per law enforcement request because it may put operation in danger.

So, no telling what is going on


the feed I have reporting active fire fight, won't be long now.
 
2013-02-12 05:23:29 PM
My (sad) bet is on suicide before capture.
 
2013-02-12 05:23:32 PM

Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.


Or even the 400 Blows.
 
2013-02-12 05:23:33 PM
I see white smoke coming out of the cab in..... did they elect a pope?
 
2013-02-12 05:23:36 PM

loveblondieo: TommyymmoT: One worse than 39.

Shadow Blasko: It's one worse than a code 39.. But no where near as bad as a 45.

I feel like I should know this reference. Naked Gun?


I dunno. I was thinking more like Spinal Tap, "it's one more than 10".
 
2013-02-12 05:23:49 PM
injured San Berdoo cops haven't been evac'd yet.
 
2013-02-12 05:23:54 PM

tricycleracer: They just roll up with an armored Bobcat?


Snowcat....

www.chamasteam.com
 
2013-02-12 05:24:02 PM

Hrist: A couple of dead officers isn't going to make up for what major asses the LAPD are making of themselves during all this....they've shot up a lot of innocent people without warning because they were driving the same color vehicle, or happened to be in an area related to said killer, or for whatever the fark reason.  And they're refusing to take responsibility for any of it.  They've got a million dollar bounty at, drones searching the hills, people are getting their doors kicked in without warning and searched, etc.

It's clear at this point that no one matters to the LAPD but the LAPD.  I hope he keeps evading them so the LAPD will mow a bunch of unarmed helpless civilians to show people who the REAL monster is here.


My money was on six, but I doubt we'll get there now.
 
2013-02-12 05:24:02 PM
Kiiiiiiill Frenzy!
 
2013-02-12 05:24:05 PM

IRQ12: Poor hostages, I have no doubt their safety is high on the priority list.  :(


Unless something isn't being reported, he does not have hostages. He fled that cabin in their white truck after one of them called 911.
 
2013-02-12 05:24:07 PM
What if it's another wackjob? Not Dorner?
 
2013-02-12 05:24:09 PM

LessO2: Am I hearing it right on the scanner?

No-fly zone 13,000 feet up, three miles wide?


They're activating the Palomar Ion Cannon.
dougrhodehamel.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-12 05:24:12 PM

netweavr: They have to enter the area. They don't want to give him the ability to shoot from cover without looking out himself.


Ah. I had the impression they were beside the actual cabin he's in.
 
2013-02-12 05:24:16 PM
Oh and for those asking why he didn't flee in the truck, you are forgetting, the LAPD has crack training in preventing that:

i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 05:24:22 PM
Guy on CNN spent several sentences carefully saying "the snipers will be shooting him as soon as they can see him"
 
2013-02-12 05:24:24 PM

carnifex2005: I really hope they take him alive.


And I wish I was a billionaire who was farking Heidi Klum.

ringersol: oh ffs. This guy's losing his sympathetic appeal not due to the facts of his case, but due his ineptitude.
You can't be an anti-hero if you're stupid.


so true. if he had gotten away while the LAPD was doing the Keystone Kops routine in BB, it would be a better underdog story.

/I guess all the stories of gangbangers entering the military to get training to go to war against the cops at home was a big hoax
//or else he would have had better luck trying to round up his own posse and accomplices
 
2013-02-12 05:24:30 PM
High Sierra anyone?

www.imcdb.org
 
2013-02-12 05:24:48 PM
Pop quiz hot shot: Chris Dorner is barricaded in a cabin. What do you do? What do you do?
Nuke the cabin. Duh.
 
2013-02-12 05:24:58 PM

eddievercetti: What if it's another wackjob? Not Dorner?


In California? Unpossible!
 
2013-02-12 05:25:11 PM
CNN had a live feed from KTLA of an area with a bunch of cops parked along the road and was orbiting a house a few hundred feet away. They zoomed in on three guys who had taken a position of cover at the corner of an adjacent cabin and the signal suddenly went dead.

Now they're saying no more live pictures.
 
2013-02-12 05:25:12 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: bulldg4life: Wolf Blitzer just confirmed that they are showing video tape on CNN. No longer showing live picture per law enforcement request because it may put operation in danger.

So, no telling what is going on

the feed I have reporting active fire fight, won't be long now.


Did you hear the part earlier where the chopper reporter mentioned that he would avoid discussing any activity in the bottom right of the screen in case the suspect is watching? LOLOLOLOLOL ERMEHGERD
 
2013-02-12 05:25:17 PM

Super Chronic: So I'm up in the cafeteria refilling my coffee, and I stop to look at the TV.  CNN is on and we're seeing aerial shots of a road through a wooded area, with graphics on the screen saying things like "BIG BEAR," "SCHOOLS ON LOCKDOWN," "POLICE SEARCHING..." etc.

A member of the cleaning staff, who doesn't speak much English, turns to me and asks "how big a bear could it be?"

(I was nice.  I explained politely.)


I laughed hard.
/You owe me a new keyboard, unless your cleaning buddy knows how to remove soda from this one.
 
2013-02-12 05:25:23 PM
Now's the time to rob a bank in San Bernardino.
 
2013-02-12 05:25:43 PM
Worst case scenario for Dorner is that he's holed up in there with a rabbit telling him to hide in the oven.
 
2013-02-12 05:25:47 PM

eddievercetti: What if it's another wackjob? Not Dorner?


This is a Top Gear US challenge gone wrong.
 
2013-02-12 05:25:52 PM
IS HE COMING OUT? DO NOT FIRE ORDERS
 
2013-02-12 05:26:07 PM
If the police only had.. guns.. they wouldn't have been shot.
 
2013-02-12 05:26:17 PM

Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.


He's foolishly headed toward Twin Pines. Once he reaches the Larch, it is all over.
img.youtube.com
 
2013-02-12 05:26:29 PM

bluorangefyre: If they know where he is, call in an F-15 and blow him to HELL!


Wow, what a reasonable opinion. We should totally blow up a man who may be mentally ill and his two innocent hostages. That's how justice works!
 
2013-02-12 05:26:31 PM
What are the odds on the cabin being empty?
 
2013-02-12 05:26:33 PM
Media command center was probably right across from the cabin.
 
2013-02-12 05:26:37 PM
hitchcockandme.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-12 05:26:37 PM

Peaceboy: He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.



Thousand Oaks?  He would stick out like a coffee bean in a bottle of milk.

/I keed.
//Love that area.
 
2013-02-12 05:26:41 PM
Open door and tracks, he's in the woods.
 
2013-02-12 05:26:47 PM

Supes: IRQ12: Poor hostages, I have no doubt their safety is high on the priority list.  :(

Unless something isn't being reported, he does not have hostages. He fled that cabin in their white truck after one of them called 911.


Ahh thanks, that's good then.
 
2013-02-12 05:26:47 PM

The_Sponge: Tomass the Second: The_Sponge: markie_farkie: Apparently Dorner or someone matching his description invaded a home last week, tied up the couple,

"You know what this family needs?  A mute."

Best Christmas movie ever!


I will respectfully disagree and say that "Die Hard" is the correct answer.


You're dead to me, dead!
 
2013-02-12 05:26:52 PM
cinephilesrus.files.wordpress.com

Knows standoffs
 
2013-02-12 05:27:04 PM

JerseyTim: Worst case scenario for Dorner is that he's holed up in there with a rabbit telling him to hide in the oven.


Okay, that was funny.
 
2013-02-12 05:27:21 PM
"YOU MEAN I WAS IN DANGER!?!?"

/ron burgundy
 
2013-02-12 05:27:25 PM

JerseyTim: Worst case scenario for Dorner is that he's holed up in there with a rabbit telling him to hide in the oven.


api.ning.com

/Take the rabbit into the other room and let him have it.
 
2013-02-12 05:27:28 PM
God these news reporters are idiots. The need to fill every second of air time with useless commentary is ridiculous.

People are afraid. Is this a real fear?

OMG shut the fark up! What a stupid comment
 
2013-02-12 05:27:35 PM

Ned Stark: He reckoned that the status quo was unbearable, that reform was impossible, and took action directly


For totally stupid values of directly, yes.
 
2013-02-12 05:27:37 PM
This will surely be on Law and Order next year.
 
2013-02-12 05:27:46 PM

PsiChick: bluorangefyre: If they know where he is, call in an F-15 and blow him to HELL!

Wow, what a reasonable opinion. We should totally blow up a man who may be mentally ill and his two innocent hostages. That's how justice works!


Some people haven't learned that life is not a Michael Bay movie. Give him some slack, okay?
 
2013-02-12 05:27:52 PM

Taylor Mental: They zoomed in on three guys who had taken a position of cover at the corner of an adjacent cabin and the signal suddenly went dead.

Now they're saying no more live pictures.


It was probably Milhouse. Or maybe Kim Jong Il.
 
2013-02-12 05:28:07 PM
I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail of gunfire."
 
2013-02-12 05:28:08 PM

Hrist: Felgraf: Hrist: It's clear at this point that no one matters to the LAPD but the LAPD. I hope he keeps evading them so the LAPD will mow a bunch of unarmed helpless civilians to show people who the REAL monster is here.

Uh, I'm pretty sure they're both monsters.

You know, what with his murder of a girl and her fiance soley due to their relation to a police officer he was pissed at.

/No, he hasn't admitted it.
//He just called the officer out by name in his manifesto, and stated he'd be killing the families of officers.
///Yes, the LAPD sucks and their handling of this is monstrous also.

Don't get me wrong, the guy is a huge dick.  But he is also right.  The LAPD is a bunch of corrupt dicks.  Corrupt dicks that can shoot you in the back of the head while you're handcuffed in the back of the squad car and have it called a suicide.  Corrupt dicks that can have you charged with murder because they kicked your door in and shot your two year old in the face, reasoning that if you hadn't lived at that address, they wouldn't have shot a child in the face when they got your address confused with that of a drug dealer.  Corrupt dicks that can beat you to death on live TV while you're unconscious on the ground and get away with it because they are judge jury and executioner.

I would trust this killer over the LAPD any day.  He only has what power he can take and inflict on others, but the LAPD has pretty much all the power they want.  It's like saying sure, Luke Skywalker is dangerous and kills Imperial troops for fun and profit, but in the end it's the Empire that's more likely to kill you or otherwise ruin your life.  Skywalker can only shoot you or run you through with a lightsaber, but the Empire can send you to the spice mines because you look funny.


I missed the part of Star Wars where Luke took a detour to Coruscant to kill some Stormtroopers' kid.  That must have really shown the Empire.

I get that you're trying to talk about relative levels of awful, but at the end of the day they're still both awful.  A friggin' basketball coach and her finance.  There's nothing remotely heroic about that.
 
2013-02-12 05:28:13 PM
 
2013-02-12 05:28:32 PM
They have enough help! Every cop in California must be headed up there.
 
2013-02-12 05:28:47 PM
Practical_Draconian: "Dude is ROOTING for Dorden, calling him a hero and says he was framed by crooked cops. He also had the same view of OJ too. "

Are you really surprised that person who bases their political world-view on conspiracy theories bases their other 'beliefs' on conspiracy theories too?

/ To be fair: there is more evidence in favor of Dorner having been wronged than there is of any Amero or Agenda 21 "plot".
 
2013-02-12 05:28:47 PM

Hrist: Felgraf: Hrist: It's clear at this point that no one matters to the LAPD but the LAPD. I hope he keeps evading them so the LAPD will mow a bunch of unarmed helpless civilians to show people who the REAL monster is here.

Uh, I'm pretty sure they're both monsters.

You know, what with his murder of a girl and her fiance soley due to their relation to a police officer he was pissed at.

/No, he hasn't admitted it.
//He just called the officer out by name in his manifesto, and stated he'd be killing the families of officers.
///Yes, the LAPD sucks and their handling of this is monstrous also.

Don't get me wrong, the guy is a huge dick.  But he is also right.  The LAPD is a bunch of corrupt dicks.  Corrupt dicks that can shoot you in the back of the head while you're handcuffed in the back of the squad car and have it called a suicide.  Corrupt dicks that can have you charged with murder because they kicked your door in and shot your two year old in the face, reasoning that if you hadn't lived at that address, they wouldn't have shot a child in the face when they got your address confused with that of a drug dealer.  Corrupt dicks that can beat you to death on live TV while you're unconscious on the ground and get away with it because they are judge jury and executioner.

I would trust this killer over the LAPD any day.  He only has what power he can take and inflict on others, but the LAPD has pretty much all the power they want.  It's like saying sure, Luke Skywalker is dangerous and kills Imperial troops for fun and profit, but in the end it's the Empire that's more likely to kill you or otherwise ruin your life.  Skywalker can only shoot you or run you through with a lightsaber, but the Empire can send you to the spice mines because you look funny.


that's a great analogy. thanks for making me read that. dork. lol. JK.
 
2013-02-12 05:28:51 PM

Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail of gunfire."


I hope they take him alive.

It would be delicious to have that bit of schadenfreude to throw in the conspiracy theorist's faces.
 
2013-02-12 05:29:09 PM

KarmicDisaster: They have enough help! Every cop in California must be headed up there.


Not even close.
 
2013-02-12 05:29:09 PM

KarmicDisaster: They have enough help! Every cop in California must be headed up there.


Time for crime.
 
2013-02-12 05:29:30 PM
So I am assuming things are still going off the chain.
 
2013-02-12 05:29:31 PM

Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail heil of gunfire."


Pet Peeve.
 
2013-02-12 05:29:37 PM

TheNyquilKid: My best guess is a smoke grenade for the helicopters to use as a quick reference point.


almost. Apparently they were using them for cover so the medivac could land safely.
 
2013-02-12 05:29:39 PM

CheetahOlivetti: LessO2: Am I hearing it right on the scanner?

No-fly zone 13,000 feet up, three miles wide?

Oh, so they are going to do something incredibly stupid, and they don't want evidence. I'm shocked.


No, on this one the cops are actually listening to someone smart. If you have a Barrett and want to create a distraction, taking down a news chopper will work wonderfully.

I know I'm not supposed to root for him, but it always brings a tear to my eye when I see someone take their craft so seriously.
 
2013-02-12 05:29:41 PM
I'm listening through Scanner 911, cheap app from iTunes. Great quality.

San Bernadino police are saying they don't need any more help, too crowded, they have him surrounded.
 
2013-02-12 05:29:54 PM

loveblondieo: This will surely be on Law and Order next year.


I think the only Law and Order left is SVU, so they'll have to change it a bit. It turns out that Sgt Teresa Perez raped a disabled man, or something. Or they can really get some record ratings by making the Dorner role Chris Meloni's character .
 
2013-02-12 05:30:00 PM

Hack Patooey: /Take the rabbit into the other room and let him have it.


REMEMBER, DON'T HOIT DA BOID!
 
2013-02-12 05:30:06 PM

Vectron: High Sierra anyone?

[www.imcdb.org image 500x389]


1.bp.blogspot.com

I love High Sierra, but they gave Bogie one of the worst haircuts in the history of the movies.
 
2013-02-12 05:30:24 PM

netweavr: KarmicDisaster: They have enough help! Every cop in California must be headed up there.

Not even close.


Well, that's what they are saying, no more help needed.
 
2013-02-12 05:30:24 PM

Maud Dib: tricycleracer: They just roll up with an armored Bobcat?

Snowcat....

[www.chamasteam.com image 640x480]


Yay, Dick Halloran'll handle him.
tempestadicervelli.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-12 05:30:26 PM

Evil Mackerel: Time for crime.


LOL. Time to knock over the Krispy Kreme in Big Bear.
 
2013-02-12 05:30:30 PM

KarmicDisaster: They have enough help! Every cop in California must be headed up there.


so pretty much now is the time to commit petty crime?
home invasions and car theft?
 
2013-02-12 05:30:31 PM
Practical_Draconian:
Is this common with the Tea or other derping folk you know?

Is it so strange to hate corrupt police forces? LAPD is rotten to the core, all attempts by politicans to affect change is little more than window dressing. Their recruiting has been suspect for decades, and those bad people recruited have just been promoted to the level of their incompetence. I have lived in LA county for nearly 30 years now and I have never heard of any officer being fired. When something bad does happen and it sticks the guilty parties are just put on PAID leave and then they return to duty at some point later.

LA Confidential was far more close to home that most people realize.

And, for the record, I'm white and I have few minority friends.
 
2013-02-12 05:30:37 PM
If you put that many policemen on Guam, it would tip over.
 
2013-02-12 05:30:43 PM

loveblondieo: This will surely be on Law and Order next year.


They have loud speakers on the ground randomly playing the L&O "blong-dong" sound so that they don't have to add in later on.
 
2013-02-12 05:30:52 PM
Sooooo all feeds have been cut?  If you still doubt that the media is controlled by the government, your a farking moron.
 
2013-02-12 05:31:06 PM

KarmicDisaster: netweavr: KarmicDisaster: They have enough help! Every cop in California must be headed up there.

Not even close.

Well, that's what they are saying, no more help needed.


I mean not even close to every cop in California.
 
2013-02-12 05:31:24 PM

loveblondieo: bighairyguy: Called out a Code 40 on the scanner

How serious is that?


Almost 40 codes.  And that's terrible.
 
2013-02-12 05:31:28 PM

BronyMedic: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail of gunfire."

I hope they take him alive.

It would be delicious to have that bit of schadenfreude to throw in the conspiracy theorist's faces.


there is a conspiracy?
 
2013-02-12 05:31:32 PM

orclover: Sooooo all feeds have been cut?  If you still doubt that the media is controlled by the government, your a farking moron.


images.sodahead.com
 
2013-02-12 05:31:33 PM
If I were an enterprising crook in this area, I'd be robbing whatever I can on the other side of town.
 
2013-02-12 05:31:36 PM

JerseyTim: Worst case scenario for Dorner is that he's holed up in there with a rabbit telling him to hide in the oven.


ok, that was funny.
 
2013-02-12 05:31:38 PM

Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.


That would be true, except that it's in a ski area.  And if there's one place that a black guy can really blend in with the crowd, it's at a ski resort--almost as well as he could blend in at a yacht club.
 
2013-02-12 05:31:51 PM
where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?  aren't they always short on cash and cops?  would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?
 
2013-02-12 05:31:57 PM

orclover: your a farking moron.


It has to be deliberate

I mean

Really
 
2013-02-12 05:32:01 PM
Hold on to your butts.
 
2013-02-12 05:32:03 PM

netweavr: KarmicDisaster: netweavr: KarmicDisaster: They have enough help! Every cop in California must be headed up there.

Not even close.

Well, that's what they are saying, no more help needed.

I mean not even close to every cop in California.


Well, I WAS kidding about that.
 
2013-02-12 05:32:13 PM
i42.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 05:32:16 PM

lecavalier: If I were an enterprising crook in this area, I'd be robbing whatever I can on the other side of town.


While a ton of bored cops are sitting around town on standby?
 
2013-02-12 05:32:24 PM

namatad: CheetahOlivetti: Press ordered to cut live feeds of the cabin.

WHY?
hmmmmmm
live feed would be on the TV and the bad guy could see them storming the cabin ...
hmmmmm ok ... I am fine with that.

but I hope they are recording and then will air the raid after it is done
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

and if dorner isnt there and they kill some random peeps?
death penalty for the cops ...

no wait
it is legal for cops to shoot citizens
sigh


relevant
 
2013-02-12 05:32:42 PM

orclover: Sooooo all feeds have been cut?  If you still doubt that the media is controlled by the government, your a farking moron.


I, for one, welcome our new citizen shooting, drone attacking, media controlling overlords.


/ Fargin' bastages.
 
2013-02-12 05:32:48 PM
Mommy mommy I went potty!

nice ad
 
2013-02-12 05:32:50 PM
Save Us Keanu!

img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2013-02-12 05:33:06 PM

TommyymmoT: Now's the time to rob a bank in San Bernardino.


I thought the exact. Same. Thing.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:16 PM

orclover: Sooooo all feeds have been cut?  If you still doubt that the media is controlled by the government, your a farking moron.


YOU'RE* A MORON.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:24 PM
Kinda has to be him, doesn't it?  If not, whatever this is is going to make one of those cracked.com list of omgwtfcoincidences.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:26 PM

natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?  aren't they always short on cash and cops?  would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?


Ok, so there's this thing called an "evidence locker", and see what the LAPD does, is when money gets tight...
 
2013-02-12 05:33:26 PM

natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?  aren't they always short on cash and cops?  would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?


The bounty is a lie. $1 million for information leading to Dorner's arrest.

He's not going to be arrested
 
2013-02-12 05:33:28 PM
damn, scanner feed went dead.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:32 PM

some_beer_drinker: there is a conspiracy?


Plenty of them have come out of this event. The best one I heard on FARK was that Dorner is completely innocent and just trying to save himself. The LAPD actually capped Quan and her boyfriend to frame him, and the third cop just shot himself to fake the incident.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:39 PM

Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.


There are no African Americans in Thousand Oaks, he'd stand out.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:44 PM
These guys are just peeing rings around themselves about having once maybe been in the vicinity of this guy.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:47 PM
Scanner: not sure if he's in the cabin or on foot
 
2013-02-12 05:33:49 PM

Practical_Draconian: Heard on CNN feed, interview with the Big Bear mayor:

"He's not the kind of tourist we want up here."

Expound on that, Mr. Mayor.

BTW, I have a half-sibling, a white Tea Partier who lives and breathes Fox News, Limbaugh, etc, and goes total derp when it comes to Mexicans (ignoring the fact I'm half) and other minorites.

Dude is ROOTING for Dorden, calling him a hero and says he was framed by crooked cops. He also had the same view of OJ too.

Is this common with the Tea or other derping folk you know?


Dorden was just honorably discharged from the Navy. Maybe that has something to do with it?

Honestly, I'm not rooting for this guy who is obviously very mentally ill and who needs help, but I also don't doubt that the LAPD really did cover up some vile shiat like this guy says, mostly because the LAPD is crooked and a large amount of their officers are evil bullies.
 
2013-02-12 05:33:55 PM
The SWAT team is about to fark some shiat up.
 
2013-02-12 05:34:13 PM
C'mon. This one is still up: http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/live-video/
 
2013-02-12 05:34:20 PM

NightOwl2255: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail heil of gunfire."

Pet Peeve.


Careful with that.  He's in this thread!  The posts are coming from inside the house!
 
2013-02-12 05:34:35 PM

Evil Mackerel: KarmicDisaster: They have enough help! Every cop in California must be headed up there.

Time for crime.


Hell yes, i would go rob a bank right now if i lived in LA.
 
2013-02-12 05:34:39 PM
KILL ZONE!
 
2013-02-12 05:34:39 PM

sandi_fish: There are no African Americans in Thousand Oaks, he'd stand out.


There are, but like everyone else in Thousand Oaks, they work in porno.
 
2013-02-12 05:34:40 PM
So this is where we're at... 6 stars?

i.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-12 05:34:43 PM

netweavr: lecavalier: If I were an enterprising crook in this area, I'd be robbing whatever I can on the other side of town.

While a ton of bored cops are sitting around town on standby?


OR...while a bunch of bored cops wait, ready to live out their greatest cop fantasies not wanting to go after a minor home intruder.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:05 PM

netweavr: lecavalier: If I were an enterprising crook in this area, I'd be robbing whatever I can on the other side of town.

While a ton of bored cops are sitting around town on standby?


I'm picturing every cop within 180 miles all headed one direction, I guess.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:13 PM

Langston: TommyymmoT: Now's the time to rob a bank in San Bernardino.

I thought the exact. Same. Thing.


A guy in Michigan robbed a bank last week the morning after the storm that became "Nemo" hit. Never heard if they found him, but fark it he wins, that's brilliant.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:16 PM
/b/ is mustering up funds to send pizzas to the cabin.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:17 PM
I am glad the anchor lady is telling us it is unsafe to be within range of a gun fight.  I wouldn't have known without her expert analysis.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:17 PM
Since they cut us off from watching and scanning, is this the part where they storm the cabin, shoot Dorner, and quickly bury him at sea ?
 
2013-02-12 05:35:28 PM

orclover: Sooooo all feeds have been cut?  If you still doubt that the media is controlled by the government, your a farking moron.


Because everyone knows helicopters are perpetual motion machines that never have to land and refuel
 
2013-02-12 05:35:30 PM

Cyno01: Evil Mackerel: KarmicDisaster: They have enough help! Every cop in California must be headed up there.

Time for crime.

Hell yes, i would go rob a bank right now if i lived in LA.


Too bad this is going on in San Bernardino, and not LA. Just remember you failed geography when they're putting the boots to you, medium style.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:30 PM
skowtmedia.com

GTA V viral marketing?
 
2013-02-12 05:35:34 PM

BafflerMeal: NightOwl2255: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail heil of gunfire."

Pet Peeve.

Careful with that.  He's in this thread!  The posts are coming from inside the house!


Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:35 PM

flucto: Evil Mackerel: Time for crime.

LOL. Time to knock over the Krispy Kreme in Big Bear.


Krispy Kreme in Big Bear? 0_o
 
2013-02-12 05:35:35 PM

BronyMedic: some_beer_drinker: there is a conspiracy?

Plenty of them have come out of this event. The best one I heard on FARK was that Dorner is completely innocent and just trying to save himself. The LAPD actually capped Quan and her boyfriend to frame him, and the third cop just shot himself to fake the incident.


You might want to question the seriousness of conspiracy theories proposed on fark.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:40 PM
Am I allowed to laugh if this turns out to be another diversion?
 
2013-02-12 05:35:41 PM

Peaceboy: They should do what the military did with Noriega, just start playing really loud music at him.  If they blast him with Nickelback, this will all be over in minutes.


Noriega didn't have noise canceling headphones
 
2013-02-12 05:35:42 PM

TommyymmoT: loveblondieo: This will surely be on Law and Order next year.

They have loud speakers on the ground randomly playing the L&O "blong-dong" sound so that they don't have to add in later on.


LOL
 
2013-02-12 05:35:47 PM
A reliable source I know personally has reported to me that a Howard Stern fan has successfully punked one of the news teams.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:48 PM

mudpants: Mommy mommy I went potty!

nice ad


That kid is 8. Embarrassing.
 
2013-02-12 05:35:49 PM

BronyMedic: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail of gunfire."

I hope they take him alive.

It would be delicious to have that bit of schadenfreude to throw in the conspiracy theorist's faces.


I didn't know there were conspiracy theories about this; do they center on his manifesto being a lie or something?  Because I do agree with the LAPD having a shiatload of problems that need to be addressed, but this isn't how we get those problems dealt with, at least not in a civilized society.

NightOwl2255: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail heil of gunfire."

Pet Peeve.


Please save that stupid FARK meme for someone else.
 
2013-02-12 05:36:03 PM

Mrs. Beasley: C'mon. This one is still up: http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/live-video/


Yeah, watching this. The chevrons are saying its Dorner but no one on the ground is confirming it.
 
2013-02-12 05:36:04 PM

PsiChick: bluorangefyre: If they know where he is, call in an F-15 and blow him to HELL!

Wow, what a reasonable opinion. We should totally blow up a man who may be mentally ill and his two innocent hostages. That's how justice works!


Didn't see the part about hostages until after I posted that.  And mentally ill?  Is that what we're calling serial killers/mass murders these days?  Sorry, but he deserves to have round upon round upon motherfarking round pumped into his body until he is 100% lead.  And also, 100% dead.  He knew what he was doing.  To call him mentally ill is to call The Unabomber mentally ill, and that man was a frikken genius that used the wrong methods to get his opinion about technology across.  Dorner was looking to bring attention to the issue of corruption in the LAPD in the light by the only means he KNEW would get attention.  But its not as if the rest of the planet didn't know how corrupt the LAPD was.
 
2013-02-12 05:36:12 PM

BafflerMeal: He's in this thread!


He who shall not be named?
 
2013-02-12 05:36:13 PM
CNN airing a flashback feed I guess. There was a FIREFIIIIIIIIGHT
 
2013-02-12 05:36:21 PM

orclover: Sooooo all feeds have been cut?  If you still doubt that the media is controlled by the government, your a farking moron.


News organizations are under no obligation to cut their feeds, but often do so if they believe it's ethical. If they believe lives may be saved, for instance, they will comply. For the safety of press, police agencies may also move press away from a "hot zone."

And for the record:
-You're: Contraction of "you are."
-Your: Belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing.
-Yore: Of long ago and former times.
 
2013-02-12 05:36:27 PM
Sorry,  Ed Finnerty, didn't see your comment before making mine. :)
 
2013-02-12 05:36:30 PM
I don't know what a kill zone is, but I'm glad I'm not in one.
 
2013-02-12 05:36:34 PM

kombat_unit: I am referring to Monica Quan


According to all of the internet tough guys/schizophrenic conspiracy theorists on this site, it's either her fault for being born of police sperm, or she was killed in a false flag operation in order to create the pretense to take down the most brilliant man alive who happens to have all the goods on the LAPD.

And yet this incredibly sinister, ruthless, powerful cabal couldn't  plant a tracer on his truck or  keep his manifesto from hitting Wonkette.com.
 
2013-02-12 05:36:52 PM

netweavr: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner? aren't they always short on cash and cops? would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?

The bounty is a lie. $1 million for information leading to Dorner's arrest.

He's not going to be arrested


So... say this is him and they do somehow manage to arrest him, does the girl that made the 911 call get the $1M?
 
2013-02-12 05:37:12 PM

Kyosuke: Am I allowed to laugh if this turns out to be another diversion?


yes
 
2013-02-12 05:37:13 PM

ravenlore: In other words some random black dude is about to die. LAPD will later report that he was "resisting arrest"


He's not some random black guy. He's Chris Dorner: today's Rambo.
I for one welcome our new Rambo overlord.
 
2013-02-12 05:37:16 PM
He's heading for the old observatory! (I've been there, years ago, pretty cool.)
 
2013-02-12 05:37:16 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-12 05:37:19 PM

you are a puppet: CNN airing a flashback feed I guess. There was a FIREFIIIIIIIIGHT


I now want a bagel with cream cheese
 
2013-02-12 05:37:23 PM

Snarfangel: Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.

He's foolishly headed toward Twin Pines. Once he reaches the Larch, it is all over.
[img.youtube.com image 480x360]


What about 88mph?
www.zidz.com
 
2013-02-12 05:37:26 PM
One by ground. Two by sea!
 
2013-02-12 05:37:35 PM

ha-ha-guy: hershy799: It seems like he got away?!?!?! How?

The fuzz has enough problems with gangbangers as it is, you expect them to get a guy with actual military training?


Not only that, but it looks like he's planned this out, probably for years. Imagine how many guns he's squirreled away.
 
2013-02-12 05:37:47 PM

Coco LaFemme: Please save that stupid FARK meme for someone else.


THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
 
2013-02-12 05:37:48 PM
LineNoise: "Oh and for those asking why he didn't flee in the truck, you are forgetting, the LAPD has crack training in preventing that: "

"Where'd he come from?"

"I don't know. He just appeared as magic."

"Well, don't just sit there, shoot him."
 
2013-02-12 05:37:52 PM

Shenanigans!: He lost whatever credibility he might have had when he decided to murder innocent people who had nothing to do with his LAPD troubles.


It's never right to be the judge and jury. That's the same mistake that the cops made that he hated, then he did the same thing. Once you do that your lost.

He should have A) Lawyered up and/or B) leaked his story to the press.

Both would have probably accomplished more. Now that this guy makes thing look bad, no one is going to want to be on his side.
 
2013-02-12 05:37:53 PM

Mrs. Beasley: C'mon. This one is still up: http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/live-video/


Don't waste your time, it's just the zoomed out copter feed from miles away.
 
2013-02-12 05:37:57 PM

BafflerMeal: NightOwl2255: Coco LaFemme: I hope the final word on this story includes the sentence, "Christopher Dorner was killed in a hail heil of gunfire."

Pet Peeve.

Careful with that.  He's in this thread!  The posts are coming from inside the house!


What's his FARK login?
 
2013-02-12 05:37:57 PM

GreenAdder: orclover: Sooooo all feeds have been cut?  If you still doubt that the media is controlled by the government, your a farking moron.

News organizations are under no obligation to cut their feeds, but often do so if they believe it's ethical. If they believe lives may be saved, for instance, they will comply. For the safety of press, police agencies may also move press away from a "hot zone."

And for the record:
-You're: Contraction of "you are."
-Your: Belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing.
-Yore: Of long ago and former times.


As long as it's being recorded, we can get the footage later via FOIA request.
 
2013-02-12 05:38:00 PM

Klippoklondike: you are a puppet: CNN airing a flashback feed I guess. There was a FIREFIIIIIIIIGHT

I now want a bagel with cream cheese


Do I look like Greenly to you>?
 
2013-02-12 05:38:11 PM

HotWingConspiracy: You might want to question the seriousness of conspiracy theories proposed on fark.


It's not just on FARK. InfoWars has been sounding off about things along that line too.

Coco LaFemme: I didn't know there were conspiracy theories about this; do they center on his manifesto being a lie or something?  Because I do agree with the LAPD having a shiatload of problems that need to be addressed, but this isn't how we get those problems dealt with, at least not in a civilized society.


They mostly center around the LAPD engineering the whole thing to discredit his manifesto, or about him being framed for another killing. There's one floating around that Quan herself was actually a cop involved in his firing too.
 
2013-02-12 05:38:14 PM

timujin: netweavr: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner? aren't they always short on cash and cops? would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?

The bounty is a lie. $1 million for information leading to Dorner's arrest.

He's not going to be arrested

So... say this is him and they do somehow manage to arrest him, does the girl that made the 911 call get the $1M?


Probably not. They're weasel their way out of paying. Or whoever covers these things will.
 
2013-02-12 05:38:24 PM

Snarfangel: Sorry,  Ed Finnerty, didn't see your comment before making mine. :)


No worries! Great minds and all that.
 
2013-02-12 05:38:36 PM

Corvus: It's never right to be the judge and jury and executioner.


Forgot the most important part there.
 
2013-02-12 05:38:36 PM
i4.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-12 05:38:53 PM

timujin: netweavr: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner? aren't they always short on cash and cops? would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?

The bounty is a lie. $1 million for information leading to Dorner's arrest.

He's not going to be arrested

So... say this is him and they do somehow manage to arrest him, does the girl that made the 911 call get the $1M?


You mean if by some farking miracle they don't manage to kill him?
 
2013-02-12 05:39:01 PM

you are a puppet: CNN airing a flashback feed I guess. There was a FIREFIIIIIIIIGHT


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-12 05:39:02 PM

Coco LaFemme: Please save that stupid FARK meme for someone else.


I challenge your assertion that it's stupid!
 
2013-02-12 05:39:05 PM

Shadow Blasko: Klippoklondike: you are a puppet: CNN airing a flashback feed I guess. There was a FIREFIIIIIIIIGHT

I now want a bagel with cream cheese

Do I look like Greenly to you>?


If Dorner gets caught it's because he didn't bring a rope
 
2013-02-12 05:39:12 PM

Gilligann: God these news reporters are idiots. The need to fill every second of air time with useless commentary is ridiculous.

People are afraid. Is this a real fear?

OMG shut the fark up! What a stupid comment


I GIS'd "fake fear" and got this.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

BE NOT AFRAID!
 
2013-02-12 05:39:15 PM

Somacandra: but no one on the ground is confirming it.


Yes, so all we know is a black guy tried to steal a truck and somehow ended up in a firefight with poice.
Now that I say that out loud, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense but I'm sure there is more that I missed.
 
2013-02-12 05:39:22 PM
I'm not expecting him to be captured until some time in May, and then in late September the next season can focus on his escape from prison.
 
2013-02-12 05:39:35 PM
It'd be... interesting if he somehow manages to escape this.
 
2013-02-12 05:39:35 PM
where has this happened before where there is a simulation at the same time an actual event happens?
 
2013-02-12 05:39:47 PM
Killzone?

media.giantbomb.com
 
2013-02-12 05:39:48 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-12 05:39:54 PM
Now is a good time for a crime spree in Big Bear
 
2013-02-12 05:39:54 PM
www.wclt.com

This is the pick-up truck seen outside of Big Bear.
 
2013-02-12 05:40:10 PM

orclover: Sooooo all feeds have been cut?  If you still doubt that the media is controlled by the government, your a farking moron.


The media is not  controlled by the government, but they do realize that they only maintain access to situations by cooperating with the wishes large organizations (government, businesses, citizens groups, etc.)  to whatever extent possible.
 
2013-02-12 05:40:15 PM

cretinbob: Somacandra: but no one on the ground is confirming it.

Yes, so all we know is a black guy tried to steal a truck and somehow ended up in a firefight with poice.
Now that I say that out loud, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense but I'm sure there is more that I missed.


If it's someone else, they sure chose the worst possible day to be black and steal a truck.
 
2013-02-12 05:40:16 PM

Kyosuke: Am I allowed to laugh if this turns out to be another diversion?


A small contigent of us will while the majority scream about the white hat cops doing no wrong and that psychopath baby killer runs free again.  Join the minority, come sit on the darkside.  We have cookies.   Your not going to regret it.

/your better off here trust me.
 
2013-02-12 05:40:16 PM
What dark complected fugitive in cabin may look like:
i265.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 05:40:30 PM
Ronnie the limo driver was involved.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DsYgX0f-1U
 
2013-02-12 05:40:35 PM
What kind of parents sent their kids to Big Bear on a science trip during the f*cking manhunt?
 
2013-02-12 05:40:38 PM
So I click the link, wait for the video to load, and open up another window.
Suddenly my computer screams at me, "MOMMY! I MADE POO POO!"

Figured it was either the weirdest news report in history or one of those god damned annoying ads.
Was hoping for the news report, got the ad instead. *sighs*

I remember the good ol' days of 2003 when there were hardly any ads on news web sites.

Excuse me while I cry.
 
2013-02-12 05:40:45 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-12 05:41:02 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-12 05:41:07 PM

Great Janitor: I'm not expecting him to be captured until some time in May, and then in late September the next season can focus on his escape from prison.


Will he successfully escape, only to somehow wind up in a Panamanian prison after?
 
2013-02-12 05:41:09 PM
Fox was talking about Dorner and was interviewing Mark Fuhrman about the situation.

Thats just breath-taking in its irony.
 
2013-02-12 05:41:13 PM

sandi_fish: Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.

There are no African Americans in Thousand Oaks, he'd stand out.


I think the joke is that he'd have an easier time hiding in a forest with 1,000 oak trees, or a clearing with 29 palm trees, than he would have hiding amongst seven oak trees.
 
2013-02-12 05:41:21 PM

bluorangefyre: PsiChick: bluorangefyre: If they know where he is, call in an F-15 and blow him to HELL!

Wow, what a reasonable opinion. We should totally blow up a man who may be mentally ill and his two innocent hostages. That's how justice works!

Didn't see the part about hostages until after I posted that.  And mentally ill?  Is that what we're calling serial killers/mass murders these days?  Sorry, but he deserves to have round upon round upon motherfarking round pumped into his body until he is 100% lead.  And also, 100% dead.  He knew what he was doing.  To call him mentally ill is to call The Unabomber mentally ill, and that man was a frikken genius that used the wrong methods to get his opinion about technology across.  Dorner was looking to bring attention to the issue of corruption in the LAPD in the light by the only means he KNEW would get attention.  But its not as if the rest of the planet didn't know how corrupt the LAPD was.


Actually I already posted twice indicating why I think he's mentally ill. It involves the words 'symptoms written all over his farking manifesto'. Assuming the manifesto is unaltered, he shows, among other things, clearly disordered thinking (like schizophrenia), inability to realize when he is in the wrong or connect punishment to action, and breathtaking, pre-existing anger management issues. So yes, he probably is mentally ill, although it's impossible to say for sure.

Also, IQ does not indicate sanity, especially since some disorders actually correlate with high IQ (Asperger's, for example).
 
2013-02-12 05:41:21 PM

The Muthaship: What kind of parents sent their kids to Big Bear on a science trip during the f*cking manhunt?


Parents of kids who want to be forensic scientists.
 
2013-02-12 05:41:21 PM
Meanwhile in Downtown LA...

www.nerdacy.com
 
2013-02-12 05:41:28 PM

ravenlore: In other words some random black dude is about to die. LAPD will later report that he was "resisting arrest"


Regardless of who it is, yeah shooting at the cops and hitting two of them is generally considered resisting arrest.
 
2013-02-12 05:41:38 PM
He apparently isn't in the cabin? He escaped....
 
2013-02-12 05:41:45 PM

NameDot: Now is a good time for a crime spree in Big Bear


Except for all the bored cops on the ground with nothing to do. Really, the best place if you're so inclined is anywhere in else San Bernardino except for Big Bear.
 
2013-02-12 05:41:51 PM
heavystreet.com
 
2013-02-12 05:41:52 PM
What are the odds that SWAT storms in to find an empty cabin?
 
2013-02-12 05:41:55 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-12 05:42:01 PM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-12 05:42:07 PM

bluorangefyre: PsiChick: bluorangefyre: If they know where he is, call in an F-15 and blow him to HELL!

Wow, what a reasonable opinion. We should totally blow up a man who may be mentally ill and his two innocent hostages. That's how justice works!

Didn't see the part about hostages until after I posted that.  And mentally ill?  Is that what we're calling serial killers/mass murders these days?  Sorry, but he deserves to have round upon round upon motherfarking round pumped into his body until he is 100% lead.  And also, 100% dead.  He knew what he was doing.  To call him mentally ill is to call The Unabomber mentally ill, and that man was a frikken genius that used the wrong methods to get his opinion about technology across.  Dorner was looking to bring attention to the issue of corruption in the LAPD in the light by the only means he KNEW would get attention.  But its not as if the rest of the planet didn't know how corrupt the LAPD was.


You ar ethe 2nd pretend baddest ass so far in these threads.  Congrats.
 
2013-02-12 05:42:23 PM

TheNyquilKid: The Muthaship: What kind of parents sent their kids to Big Bear on a science trip during the f*cking manhunt?

Parents of kids who want to be forensic scientists.


Well played.
 
2013-02-12 05:42:29 PM

Supes: cretinbob: Somacandra: but no one on the ground is confirming it.

Yes, so all we know is a black guy tried to steal a truck and somehow ended up in a firefight with poice.
Now that I say that out loud, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense but I'm sure there is more that I missed.

If it's someone else, they sure chose the worst possible day to be black and steal a truck.


And the worst possible place.  If I were even REMOTELY black (or even that might not help given what happened) and anywhere NEAR that area, I wouldn't want to BE IN a pickup truck, much less try to steal one.
 
2013-02-12 05:42:31 PM

King Something: sandi_fish: Peaceboy: He's in the Seven Oaks area.  He would have had a much better chance hiding in Thousand Oaks.  Hell, even Twenty-Nine Palms.

There are no African Americans in Thousand Oaks, he'd stand out.

I think the joke is that he'd have an easier time hiding in a forest with 1,000 oak trees, or a clearing with 29 palm trees, than he would have hiding amongst seven oak trees.


I know, I just added that for snark.
 
2013-02-12 05:42:37 PM

Alunan: He apparently isn't in the cabin? He escaped....


OMG HE'S A WIZARD!
 
2013-02-12 05:42:38 PM
Shiat, this is getting serious. A guy just walked in here and offered me a red pill or a blue pill.
 
2013-02-12 05:42:45 PM

mudpants: where has this happened before where there is a simulation at the same time an actual event happens?

Simulacra and Simulation

 by Baudrillard
 
2013-02-12 05:42:45 PM
Scanner's gone dead. WHAT'S HAPPENING?
 
2013-02-12 05:42:51 PM
Joe Pickett found him?
 
2013-02-12 05:43:00 PM

Great Janitor: I'm not expecting him to be captured until some time in May, and then in late September the next season can focus on his escape from prison.


That sounds awful. In fact it sounds like that situation could stretch four seasons, and each season would be progressively much worse. Worst of all, Michael Rappaport would get involved.
 
2013-02-12 05:43:06 PM

BronyMedic: some_beer_drinker: there is a conspiracy?

Plenty of them have come out of this event. The best one I heard on FARK was that Dorner is completely innocent and just trying to save himself. The LAPD actually capped Quan and her boyfriend to frame him, and the third cop just shot himself to fake the incident.


That's some Alex Jones level crazy right there.
 
2013-02-12 05:43:09 PM

Alunan: He apparently isn't in the cabin? He escaped....


Just in terms of the story that would be amazing if true.
 
2013-02-12 05:43:14 PM
Let this man do his job! He needs details!
 
2013-02-12 05:43:27 PM

Alunan: He apparently isn't in the cabin? He escaped....


If that's true, the cops have some serious egg on their face.  Hundreds of cops, multiple road blocks, 2 cops in the hospital and nothing to show for it?

Ouch.
 
2013-02-12 05:43:29 PM

fat_free: [www.wclt.com image 373x280]

This is the pick-up truck seen outside of Big Bear.


No no no no, you've got it all wrong. This is the bear seen (just) outside the big pickup truck:

www.vaguebuttrue.com

/GIS "bear versus pickup truck" and look at the second result 0_o
 
2013-02-12 05:43:30 PM
I volenteer to debrief the female officers
 
2013-02-12 05:43:31 PM

flucto: Scanner's gone dead. WHAT'S HAPPENING?


Maybe scene communications switched to an internal channel to keep anyone - like Dorner - from listening in?
 
2013-02-12 05:43:31 PM

Coco LaFemme: Please save that stupid FARK me-me for someone else.


Sorry, pet peave
 
2013-02-12 05:43:33 PM
I wish I was a criminal in Big Bear right now.  You could rob a bank and stroll down the middle of the street with two bags of money and you'd get away.
 
2013-02-12 05:43:43 PM
media.giantbomb.com
 
2013-02-12 05:43:53 PM

flucto: Scanner's gone dead. WHAT'S HAPPENING?


They're standing around chatting. Nothing's going to happen until sundown when they enter with the sun immediately behind them.
 
2013-02-12 05:44:05 PM
Hostages?
 
2013-02-12 05:44:08 PM

Cyno01: Evil Mackerel: KarmicDisaster: They have enough help! Every cop in California must be headed up there.

Time for crime.

Hell yes, i would go rob a bank right now if i lived in LA.


I remember a story when, in 2004, Bush and Kerry were campaigning in the same small town in Iowa.  Needless to say, everything that resembled law enforcement was protecting one or the other.

Of course, somebody robbed every bank in town while this was happening.
 
2013-02-12 05:44:08 PM
CNN reporting that he has 2 hostages.
 
2013-02-12 05:44:13 PM
...and now I really can't wait for the new season of "Longmire".
 
2013-02-12 05:44:14 PM
What if this was entirely performance art? A giant, orchestrated street theater with the eyes of the world upon it. Someone paid the City of LA a billion dollars to orchestrate this, and at the end, Dorner and the LAPD take a bow, and "so you thought we were out of idea?" flashes across the screen.
 
2013-02-12 05:44:16 PM

Klippoklondike: Alunan: He apparently isn't in the cabin? He escaped....

If that's true, the cops have some serious egg on their face.  Hundreds of cops, multiple road blocks, 2 cops in the hospital and nothing to show for it?

Ouch.


Inconceivable!  He may have escaped the cabin, but the police resources within a half mile radius of there are going to be epic.
 
2013-02-12 05:44:28 PM

Supes: If it's someone else, they sure chose the worst possible day to be black and steal a truck.


yes. I think it's highly unlikely it's someone else, but damn you'd have to be stupid to do somethin g like this if you weren't

I'm guessing that they spotted the vehicle and a chase ensued with him crashing and running.
 
2013-02-12 05:44:40 PM
well 200+ cops getting ready to rock and roll that mountain.

Plus a bunker buster squad getting called in.
 
2013-02-12 05:44:42 PM
WHAR CHOPPER DUDE TRACY WHAR

/somewhat obscure
 
2013-02-12 05:44:45 PM

doczoidberg: I know this guy is a murderer and everything, but...

I kinda like him.


Every day this guy is alive, the more the LA bigshots sweat. He knows too damn much to be allowed to live.

"I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world ... without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries; a world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you. " -- Neo
 
2013-02-12 05:44:46 PM
CDFW is on it...
www.airforce-technology.com
 
2013-02-12 05:44:51 PM

Supes: NameDot: Now is a good time for a crime spree in Big Bear

Except for all the bored cops on the ground with nothing to do. Really, the best place if you're so inclined is anywhere in else San Bernardino except for Big Bear.


Good point, gladr I refreshed before I got out the door
 
2013-02-12 05:45:04 PM
I don't know that any of the cops can take this guy out. I mean Christopher Dorner, the devil himself! How do you shoot the devil in the back...what if you miss?
 
2013-02-12 05:45:07 PM

The Muthaship: What kind of parents sent their kids to Big Bear on a science trip during the f*cking manhunt?


The ones that signed permission slips?
 
2013-02-12 05:45:16 PM
I just called in a tip to say I saw Dorner in a cabin on TV.

THAT MILLION DOLLARS IS MINE!
 
2013-02-12 05:45:29 PM

khyberkitsune: well 200+ cops getting ready to rock and roll that mountain.

Plus a bunker buster squad getting called in.


Yeah, but he's actually hiding in Pakistan.
 
2013-02-12 05:45:34 PM
I see as many cops as possible are enjoying their chance to play dress up.
 
2013-02-12 05:45:46 PM
Now that we know he has hostages, which movie has this become?  Can't be Rambo anymore, John J. doesn't take hostages.
 
2013-02-12 05:45:47 PM
Popcorn Johnny: CNN reporting that he has 2 hostages.

Nothing from CNN ever deserves to be in bold.
 
2013-02-12 05:45:52 PM
Whoah, whoah, WHOAH!?, GUYS!?

www.frombearcreek.com
 
2013-02-12 05:45:57 PM

Geotpf: .

Yup.  He now looks less like a evil mastermind murdering asshole and more like...just a murdering asshole.  Setting the truck on fire didn't make any sense unless it was a diversion.


It makes perfect sense.  Everyone thought the truck on fire was a diversion and he was somewhere else when in reality he was right by the burned truck.  Mastermind!
 
2013-02-12 05:46:19 PM
Get Tommy Lee Jones, he knows a thing or two about fugitives!
 
2013-02-12 05:46:21 PM

KellyKellyKelly: WHAR CHOPPER DUDE TRACY WHAR

/somewhat obscure


Yeah, we need him. He would inform the hell out of us.
 
2013-02-12 05:46:22 PM
"Suspect may be out of the cabin"  -- from scanner.

WHOOPS!
 
2013-02-12 05:46:25 PM
www.bluesbrotherscentral.com
 
2013-02-12 05:46:31 PM
My scanner apps keep crashing... Rrrr
 
2013-02-12 05:46:33 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Now that we know he has hostages, which movie has this become?  Can't be Rambo anymore, John J. doesn't take hostages.


Quick Change. He's going to pretend to be a released hostage and escape with Geena Davis.
 
2013-02-12 05:46:34 PM

TheNyquilKid: Popcorn Johnny: CNN reporting that he has 2 hostages.

Nothing from CNN ever deserves to be in bold.


It may as well read "that he has 2 hostess Twinkies"
 
2013-02-12 05:46:36 PM
I just called in a tip that Lenny_da_Hog has info on Dorner's whereabouts and is therefore a possible accomplice.

GIVE ME MY MONAY
 
2013-02-12 05:46:40 PM

TommyymmoT: Now's the time to rob a bank in San Bernardino.


Why would you want to steal bags of plasma?
 
2013-02-12 05:46:47 PM

Popcorn Johnny: CNN reporting that he has 2 hostages.


I predict that on average, the news reporting with be 37% wrong.
And that CNN will be at least 42% wrong.
 
2013-02-12 05:46:49 PM

natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?  aren't they always short on cash and cops?  would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?


Donations
 
2013-02-12 05:46:50 PM

Popcorn Johnny: What are the odds that SWAT storms in to find an empty cabin?


THIS
 
2013-02-12 05:47:07 PM
So they told the media to cut all their live feeds.  Wonder if they remembered to tell this guy.

img32.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-12 05:47:16 PM

PsiChick: bluorangefyre: PsiChick: bluorangefyre: If they know where he is, call in an F-15 and blow him to HELL!

Wow, what a reasonable opinion. We should totally blow up a man who may be mentally ill and his two innocent hostages. That's how justice works!

Didn't see the part about hostages until after I posted that.  And mentally ill?  Is that what we're calling serial killers/mass murders these days?  Sorry, but he deserves to have round upon round upon motherfarking round pumped into his body until he is 100% lead.  And also, 100% dead.  He knew what he was doing.  To call him mentally ill is to call The Unabomber mentally ill, and that man was a frikken genius that used the wrong methods to get his opinion about technology across.  Dorner was looking to bring attention to the issue of corruption in the LAPD in the light by the only means he KNEW would get attention.  But its not as if the rest of the planet didn't know how corrupt the LAPD was.

Actually I already posted twice indicating why I think he's mentally ill. It involves the words 'symptoms written all over his farking manifesto'. Assuming the manifesto is unaltered, he shows, among other things, clearly disordered thinking (like schizophrenia), inability to realize when he is in the wrong or connect punishment to action, and breathtaking, pre-existing anger management issues. So yes, he probably is mentally ill, although it's impossible to say for sure.

Also, IQ does not indicate sanity, especially since some disorders actually correlate with high IQ (Asperger's, for example).


You know who else was schizo?
 
2013-02-12 05:47:21 PM
I hope Wolf says "or whatever" more.
 
2013-02-12 05:47:24 PM
Breaking: CNN now reporting that 12 Dorners are trapped in the mine, and 11 have survived

UPDATE: Only one Dorner has survivied
 
2013-02-12 05:47:26 PM

netweavr: Nothing's going to happen until sundown when they enter with the sun immediately behind them.


What a brilliant plan! Theres no defense against that...

ak1.ostkcdn.com
 
2013-02-12 05:47:32 PM
I'm hearing something about him stealing a cop car and escaping?
 
2013-02-12 05:47:36 PM

mudpants: Popcorn Johnny: What are the odds that SWAT storms in to find an empty cabin?

THIS


Well it is a Tuesday
 
2013-02-12 05:47:37 PM

khyberkitsune: well 200+ cops getting ready to rock and roll that mountain.

Plus a bunker buster squad getting called in.


It would be a lot more interesting if it wasn't a bunch of thugs salivating at the chance to play tommy lee jones.  These guys love their pseudo combat zone where they have little to nothing to lose.
 
2013-02-12 05:47:50 PM

eddievercetti: Get Tommy Lee Jones, he knows a thing or two about fugitives!


I don't think so, SPORTO.
 
2013-02-12 05:48:01 PM

Cyno01: netweavr: Nothing's going to happen until sundown when they enter with the sun immediately behind them.

What a brilliant plan! Theres no defense against that...

[ak1.ostkcdn.com image 320x320]


That doesn't work as well as you seem to think
 
2013-02-12 05:48:04 PM

MBooda: TommyymmoT: Now's the time to rob a bank in San Bernardino.

Why would you want to steal bags of plasma?


Sperm is where the money [shot] is.
 
2013-02-12 05:48:06 PM

mudpants: Popcorn Johnny: What are the odds that SWAT storms in to find an empty cabin?

THIS


Yep, then it blows up with Jeff Daniels still inside.
 
2013-02-12 05:48:07 PM
Breaking news from CNN:  Dorner just ruled against Obamacare.
 
2013-02-12 05:48:10 PM
He's in Big Bear - near Highway 38!

/reward please
 
2013-02-12 05:48:24 PM

mudpants: Popcorn Johnny: What are the odds that SWAT storms in to find an empty cabin?

THIS


9 SWAT members storm the cabin.  10 SWAT members leave.  No Dorner...  Mastermind!
 
2013-02-12 05:48:29 PM
So does he have hostages, or did he escape from the cabin? If he managed to do both of those things it would be legitimately impressive...
 
2013-02-12 05:48:39 PM

Peaceboy: So they told the media to cut all their live feeds.  Wonder if they remembered to tell this guy.

[img32.imageshack.us image 600x400]


It's 2013, damn it Google I demand a live Google Earth feed.
 
2013-02-12 05:48:43 PM

Great Janitor: I'm not expecting him to be captured until some time in May, and then in late September the next season can focus on his escape from prison.


If I have a problem, and if no one else can help, do you think I can hire him?
 
2013-02-12 05:48:55 PM
So this info from the authorities that he was in Mexico:  A diversion on their part to try to get him to think he could let his guard down there?
 
2013-02-12 05:48:59 PM

Msol: I'm hearing something about him stealing a cop car and escaping?


And now he's going to pull over an ice cream truck being driven by Zaibatsu!
 
2013-02-12 05:49:04 PM

KarmicDisaster: KellyKellyKelly: WHAR CHOPPER DUDE TRACY WHAR

/somewhat obscure

Yeah, we need him. He would inform the hell out of us.


"Well, shoot 'im if you're gonna shoot 'im!"
 
2013-02-12 05:49:11 PM

Msol: I'm hearing something about him stealing a cop car and escaping?


The movie about this is going to be farking epic.
 
2013-02-12 05:49:17 PM

ha-ha-guy: So, if LAPD kills a large black guy who isn't Dorner, is that progress since at least they had the right race?


AND because they are moving away from women...
 
2013-02-12 05:49:27 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: eddievercetti: Get Tommy Lee Jones, he knows a thing or two about fugitives!

I don't think so, SPORTO.


Man, that's hinkie.
 
2013-02-12 05:49:37 PM
ps3.mmgn.com

Time for a jet cheat code!
 
2013-02-12 05:49:53 PM
This thread has more internal drama than the news story.
 
2013-02-12 05:50:05 PM
If they actually do corner him in a cabin, I'm sure the cops will use a carefully measured approach to getting Donner out...

www.dvice.com
 
2013-02-12 05:50:09 PM
According to CNN the secretary of the Police Department has released a statement:

""We know where he is. He's in the area around LA and Big Bear and east, west, south and north somewhat."
 
2013-02-12 05:50:17 PM

TeDDD: Hrist: Felgraf: Hrist: It's clear at this point that no one matters to the LAPD but the LAPD. I hope he keeps evading them so the LAPD will mow a bunch of unarmed helpless civilians to show people who the REAL monster is here.

Uh, I'm pretty sure they're both monsters.

You know, what with his murder of a girl and her fiance soley due to their relation to a police officer he was pissed at.

/No, he hasn't admitted it.
//He just called the officer out by name in his manifesto, and stated he'd be killing the families of officers.
///Yes, the LAPD sucks and their handling of this is monstrous also.

Don't get me wrong, the guy is a huge dick.  But he is also right.  The LAPD is a bunch of corrupt dicks.  Corrupt dicks that can shoot you in the back of the head while you're handcuffed in the back of the squad car and have it called a suicide.  Corrupt dicks that can have you charged with murder because they kicked your door in and shot your two year old in the face, reasoning that if you hadn't lived at that address, they wouldn't have shot a child in the face when they got your address confused with that of a drug dealer.  Corrupt dicks that can beat you to death on live TV while you're unconscious on the ground and get away with it because they are judge jury and executioner.

I would trust this killer over the LAPD any day.  He only has what power he can take and inflict on others, but the LAPD has pretty much all the power they want.  It's like saying sure, Luke Skywalker is dangerous and kills Imperial troops for fun and profit, but in the end it's the Empire that's more likely to kill you or otherwise ruin your life.  Skywalker can only shoot you or run you through with a lightsaber, but the Empire can send you to the spice mines because you look funny.

I missed the part of Star Wars where Luke took a detour to Coruscant to kill some Stormtroopers' kid.  That must have really shown the Empire.

I get that you're trying to talk about relative levels of awful, but ...


I don't condone him murdering people at all, but we all know it would eventually come to this.  Deep down, somewhere in our minds.  The LAPD is too big to change.  It will never change by legal methods.  Remember that person from Kansas City that released those tapes and pictures showing the corruption of their prison system and police force?  Yeah, they ended up moving far far away and changing their identity because they didn't feel like they could remain in the area and not be murdered in the night.  No local news would report on it because they didn't want 'The Force' to come down on them.  It was covered up, it was hush hush, and no one talked about it.  This is how most places will deal with reports of corruption.  In the extreme case the FBI or so might get involved, it's easy to put on a pretty face and look good for a couple of days before going right back to your shiat.

My suggestion?  A Presidential task force assigned to root out and fix police corruption.  People with no connection whatsoever to who/what they'll be investigating.  People who are paid VERY well and who aren't afraid to break out some shovels and dig up that buried paperwork, or interview people at prisons, or put detectives and police captains and police chiefs in the interrogation room on the wrong side of the table.

This event is a warning.  Kind of like when you have to shiat really really bad and can usually tell by that first horrible fart.  That's what this is.  Right now it is only the underpants taking the brunt of the blow (no pun intended) but soon everything around you will be in danger if you don't get to the bathroom.  Just like with the last big school shooting spurring a rash of public and school shootings, this will spawn a bunch of 'me too' killers that have been wronged by the police and want revenge.

If you told me ten years ago that I would have some sympathy for a guy who runs around murdering cops because he was wronged by them I would have called bullshiat.  Now, with all the shiat I've heard in the past few years about police corruption, there is sympathy.  Just a little, but it's there.  Everyone that is injured here is a casualty of police corruption, not to mention countless people in the past who have been cops or have interacted with them.
 
2013-02-12 05:50:22 PM

BronyMedic: Satanic_Hamster: Translation:  LAPD is shooting random citizens again.

Yeah, no. They have him cornered after shooting two deputies.


Brony, it's not often that I disagree with you, but, given the LAPD's history (and I don't just mean this past week, which is horrifying in and of itself), I'll take actual DNA evidence--since we know that there's not a snowball's chance in a Nevada summer of Dorner ever coming out of this alive anyway--of the man in that cabin over the LAPD's "belief" that it is Dorner in that cabin. Until there is an actual, positive identification of the suspect barricaded in that cabin, I'll refer to the person as "suspect." LAPD responded to a report of burglary and car theft and later allegedly learned that there was a component of possible imprisonment of two individuals (who escaped) by a black suspect who we're told shot two deputies and barricaded himself in the cabin.

I don't need to tell you that eyewitness statements are unreliable as hell and that right now, California LEO statements regarding a black man with a gun are at least twice as suspect--particularly officers associated with the LAPD. I also don't need to tell any first responder (or hell, anyone who's seen Cops in the last 20 years) that criminals do dumb shiat--and breaking into a cabin, tying up the people in the cabin, stealing a truck, shooting cops, and the barricading yourself in a cabin once you're surrounded definitely qualifies a dumb shiat... and it doesn't require a mentally unstable man who, despite his instability does have a point that bears close examination regarding corruption in modern law enforcement, to do dumb shiat and take pot shots at cops. (Disclosure: I'm related to cops and have many close friends who are cops. Dorner is crazy, he deserves a trial, not to be gunned down, but he does have a valid point that being crazy does not negate.)
 
2013-02-12 05:50:29 PM

IRQ12: khyberkitsune: well 200+ cops getting ready to rock and roll that mountain.

Plus a bunker buster squad getting called in.

It would be a lot more interesting if it wasn't a bunch of thugs salivating at the chance to play tommy lee jones.  These guys love their pseudo combat zone where they have little to nothing to lose.


It's gonna be a lot more interesting when they find an empty cabin.

Not taking that CNN 'report' seriously.
 
2013-02-12 05:50:44 PM
Wolf talking a bunch of shiat now.
 
2013-02-12 05:50:51 PM
No live video. Welcome to the New America.
 
2013-02-12 05:51:15 PM

you are a puppet: Wolf talking a bunch of shiat now.


Just now?
 
2013-02-12 05:51:16 PM

I Said: Breaking: CNN now reporting that 12 Dorners are trapped in the mine, and 11 have survived

UPDATE: Only one Dorner has survivied


Were those the 12 Drones that were called in for 12 Dorners, or the Dozen Dahmers that were there for the Frozen Members?
 
2013-02-12 05:51:24 PM

Dixon Cider: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?  aren't they always short on cash and cops?  would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?

Donations


They sure as shiat aren't wasting money on firearms training...
 
2013-02-12 05:51:34 PM
"He's going to run out of ammunition.  Law enforcement is not."  (from 4NBC live stream)

Gee, thanks for that.  Not too many people would know that, except well, you know absolutely everybody alive.  Hard hitting journalism right there.
 
2013-02-12 05:51:38 PM

eddievercetti: Get Tommy Lee Jones, he knows a thing or two about fugitives!


"I don't care!!!!"

*Shoots black Rambo*
 
2013-02-12 05:51:42 PM
"This just in... Christopher Dorner sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers."

"Hey, that's a half-truth!"
 
2013-02-12 05:51:43 PM

Aigoo: BronyMedic: Satanic_Hamster: Translation:  LAPD is shooting random citizens again.

Yeah, no. They have him cornered after shooting two deputies.

Brony, it's not often that I disagree with you, but, given the LAPD's history (and I don't just mean this past week, which is horrifying in and of itself), I'll take actual DNA evidence--since we know that there's not a snowball's chance in a Nevada summer of Dorner ever coming out of this alive anyway--of the man in that cabin over the LAPD's "belief" that it is Dorner in that cabin. Until there is an actual, positive identification of the suspect barricaded in that cabin, I'll refer to the person as "suspect." LAPD responded to a report of burglary and car theft and later allegedly learned that there was a component of possible imprisonment of two individuals (who escaped) by a black suspect who we're told shot two deputies and barricaded himself in the cabin.

I don't need to tell you that eyewitness statements are unreliable as hell and that right now, California LEO statements regarding a black man with a gun are at least twice as suspect--particularly officers associated with the LAPD. I also don't need to tell any first responder (or hell, anyone who's seen Cops in the last 20 years) that criminals do dumb shiat--and breaking into a cabin, tying up the people in the cabin, stealing a truck, shooting cops, and the barricading yourself in a cabin once you're surrounded definitely qualifies a dumb shiat... and it doesn't require a mentally unstable man who, despite his instability does have a point that bears close examination regarding corruption in modern law enforcement, to do dumb shiat and take pot shots at cops. (Disclosure: I'm related to cops and have many close friends who are cops. Dorner is crazy, he deserves a trial, not to be gunned down, but he does have a valid point that being crazy does not negate.)


The LAPD are not involved, Aigoo. This isn't even in Los Angeles County. It's in San Bernardino, and the SB County Sheriff Are handling the scene.
 
2013-02-12 05:51:54 PM
please put your hands in the yellow circles.
 
2013-02-12 05:52:05 PM

star_topology: fat_free: [www.wclt.com image 373x280]

This is the pick-up truck seen outside of Big Bear.

No no no no, you've got it all wrong. This is the bear seen (just) outside the big pickup truck:

[www.vaguebuttrue.com image 456x304]

/GIS "bear versus pickup truck" and look at the second result 0_o


Trying to go with the joke -- Big Bear was a supermarket chain around Columbus, OH, that went out of business about 10 years ago.  Their slogan was "That's my Bear!", which I just did a GIS of. Do yourself a favor and DON'T.
/nsfw
 
2013-02-12 05:52:10 PM

I Said: Breaking: CNN now reporting that 12 Dorners are trapped in the mine, and 11 have survived

UPDATE: Only one Dorner has survivied


BREAKING NEWS, a second Chris Dorner has just crashed into tower 2....
 
2013-02-12 05:52:35 PM
If this turns out NOT to be Dorner, I'm gonna sh*t myself laughing.
 
2013-02-12 05:52:50 PM

natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?


It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.
 
2013-02-12 05:52:52 PM

badhatharry: No live video. Welcome to the New America.


Please...can't show the cops riddling him full of holes when he tries to surrender, unarmed and following instructions.
 
2013-02-12 05:52:54 PM

LessO2: you are a puppet: Wolf talking a bunch of shiat now.

Just now?


ha, I mean like in Starsky and Hutch when Owen Wilson says "I'm sorry did you just tough talk a dead body?" type of shiat. He was just laying into Dorner about how he "blathered" in his manifesto, there was nothing to his grievances, people thought he was smart but he wasn't, etc.
 
2013-02-12 05:52:59 PM

LessO2: you are a puppet: Wolf talking a bunch of shiat now.

Just now?


Did you know that he sleeps under that desk? They have a little bivouac set up for him in there.
 
2013-02-12 05:53:02 PM

GoldDude: If they actually do corner him in a cabin, I'm sure the cops will use a carefully measured approach to getting Donner out...

[www.dvice.com image 330x240]


I'd be lying if I said I didn't wonder if they set up the no fly zone and media blackout so they should bring in an armed drone.

/And if I don't see footage of the cabin after this is over I will revisit this conspiracy theory.
 
2013-02-12 05:53:16 PM
they need to corner Dorner
 
2013-02-12 05:53:21 PM

nekom: "He's going to run out of ammunition.  Law enforcement is not."  (from 4NBC live stream)

Gee, thanks for that.  Not too many people would know that, except well, you know absolutely everybody alive.  Hard hitting journalism right there.


She apparently has not visited a gun/sporting goods store in the last 2 months.  The police could very well run out of ammo, too.
 
2013-02-12 05:53:40 PM

badhatharry: No live video. Welcome to the New America.


http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/live-video/
 
2013-02-12 05:53:43 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

From the wide shot on CNN, it looks like they took this mans advice.
 
2013-02-12 05:53:47 PM
Did somebody say armored bear?

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-02-12 05:54:00 PM
South Korea is reporting that North Korea just tested a second Christopher Dorner and is asking for international intervention.

/btw, CBS stream cut to a producer. It's hilarious.
 
2013-02-12 05:54:15 PM

Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?

It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.


Bravo.
 
2013-02-12 05:54:18 PM

BronyMedic: Aigoo: BronyMedic: Satanic_Hamster: Translation:  LAPD is shooting random citizens again.


The LAPD are not involved, Aigoo. This isn't even in Los Angeles County. It's in San Bernardino ...


They said that the LAPD chief is on his way up there. You know, to help.
 
2013-02-12 05:54:22 PM
BUSTED!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-12 05:54:23 PM
Scanner: "3 fireships just flew by unanounced"
 
2013-02-12 05:54:38 PM
Dorner: Ok, I surrender, I will stop...
LAPD: BANG BANG BANG BANG
Drone: MISSILE LAUNCH! FOXTWO!
 
2013-02-12 05:54:43 PM

Stone Meadow: badhatharry: No live video. Welcome to the New America.

Please...can't show the cops riddling him full of holes when he tries to surrender, unarmed and following instructions.


Ya, this isn't Russia, we have rules here.
 
2013-02-12 05:54:45 PM
Are they sure its him and not a old white man?
 
2013-02-12 05:54:57 PM
I hope this drags on into the SOTU speech.  It's going to be hilarious watching the media shiat their pants with two huge stories to cover at the same time.
 
2013-02-12 05:55:05 PM
reports now indicate the cabin was empty, and trapped. he is totally gone. he is the gotdambatman.
 
2013-02-12 05:55:12 PM

Theaetetus: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?

It's apparently been raised by "private donations". Which means you apparently can now pay the police to kill someone for you.


Finally.  It's like Kickstarter!
 
2013-02-12 05:55:22 PM

Mikey1969: Dixon Cider: natgod: where the hell did the LAPD get 1 million spare dollars to give out for information leading to dorner?  aren't they always short on cash and cops?  would people not turn dorner in for like 10k or, you know, free?

Donations

They sure as shiat aren't wasting money on firearms training...


That is some funny shiat right there.
 
2013-02-12 05:55:24 PM

KarmicDisaster: BronyMedic: Aigoo: BronyMedic: Satanic_Hamster: Translation:  LAPD is shooting random citizens again.


The LAPD are not involved, Aigoo. This isn't even in Los Angeles County. It's in San Bernardino ...

They said that the LAPD chief is on his way up there. You know, to help.


Photo op!
 
2013-02-12 05:55:34 PM

namatad: Popcorn Johnny: CNN reporting that he has 2 hostages.

I predict that on average, the news reporting with be 37% wrong.
And that CNN will be at least 42% wrong.


From CCN' live blog:

[Updated at 5:34 p.m. ET] In posts at 5:06 p.m. ET and 5:09 p.m. ET, we reported apparent information from Big Bear Lake Mayor Jay Obernolte. We have learned that the man we spoke to was not the mayor, so we've removed the information. We regret the error.

Because only the mayor could know what's going on.
 
2013-02-12 05:55:43 PM
Another black ex-LAPD cop just hit the 2nd cabin!1one1
 
2013-02-12 05:55:44 PM
Are we totally certain that this is not LAPD cornering LAPD and engaging in a firefight with LAPD?

Also, I'm assuming the officer who finally nails him will have an awesome action hero line prepared before he finishes him off.

I'm thinking "Chris, are you an Organ Dorner?"
 
2013-02-12 05:55:57 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

"This is from Matilda."
 
2013-02-12 05:56:29 PM

Snarfangel: Great Janitor: I'm not expecting him to be captured until some time in May, and then in late September the next season can focus on his escape from prison.

If I have a problem, and if no one else can help, do you think I can hire him?


If you can find him.

Pretty sure he'll pity fools while loving it when his plans come together.