Ahmadinejad to be shot into outer space, Teen Mom's uterus already in syndication, and Pau Gasol to miss six weeks of trade rumors: some of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 2/3 - 2/9
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-02-03 to Sat 2013-02-09:
Boy battles rare condition that leaves him blinded by light, revved up like a deuce
Student creates incident after inhaling crushed smarties. Scene declared safe after student exploded at remote location
Ahmadinejad wants to be shot into outer space, marking the first time Ahmadinejad and Israel have agreed on anything
Athletes more sexually potent than couch potatoes, less likely to get obscure TV and film references
Eight new revelations about ninjas. Read it quickly before they learn you're reading their deepest-kept secr
"Cyberloafing on the rise" according to researcher who's never had the joy of seeing his headline in green
Four men arrested for throwing shoe at Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. That must have been a big farking shoe
Cougars-in-training: Young women are dating even younger men, or as we call them, "school teachers"
Clerk shot by robber in video store... whatever that is
Future tattoos may show when a person has a disease. You mean they don't already?
"Black men [in LA] should avoid even the most banal confrontations with the police...make sure you cooperate with the police; now is not the right time to wear a hoodie," this is not a repeat from every other moment in the history of LA
49ers "just getting warmed up," says columnist. Next year, they plan to show up and play in the first half too
Pau Gasol has a torn plantar fascia, will miss six weeks of being included in trade rumors
Penguins trade Lovejoy to Anaheim. Now they'll never find out what that Louis XIV chaise lounge in the basement is worth
Wolverine listed as threatened species due to climate change, Magneto
NOAA offers new red tide alert service. NOW considering similar alerts
Researchers give randy moths the ability to drive little robots to hunt down sex partners, spawning a whole new genre of horror/action movies
"Teen Mom" Leah has her third child at age 20. Apparently her uterus is already in syndication
Xzibit takes over as head of programming at CBS. NCIS spinoff gets its own spinoff
Christina Ricci to star in a new NBC comedy called Girlfriend in a Coma. I know. I know. It's serious
Dick Morris gets the shaft from Fox News, will have to take his limp predictions somewhere else
Penny Pritzker eyed for commerce secretary, great future as crossword puzzle clue
Rand Paul to deliver Tea Party State of the Union response, give dramatic reading of Chapter 12 of Atlas Shrugged
Shutterfly earnings jump 50% as more brides no longer wonder if their prints will come
Gas prices expected to rise, tanks Obama
Coinstar 4Q profit falls 27%, investors immediately deduct 6.3% off the stock price
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