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Ahmadinejad to be shot into outer space, Teen Mom's uterus already in syndication, and Pau Gasol to miss six weeks of trade rumors: some of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 2/3 - 2/9 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-02-12 3:07:11 PM (11 comments) | Permalink

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Have a great week!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-02-03 to Sat 2013-02-09:

img.fark.net  Boy battles rare condition that leaves him blinded by light, revved up like a deuce    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Student creates incident after inhaling crushed smarties. Scene declared safe after student exploded at remote location    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Ahmadinejad wants to be shot into outer space, marking the first time Ahmadinejad and Israel have agreed on anything    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Athletes more sexually potent than couch potatoes, less likely to get obscure TV and film references    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Eight new revelations about ninjas. Read it quickly before they learn you're reading their deepest-kept secr    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  "Cyberloafing on the rise" according to researcher who's never had the joy of seeing his headline in green    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Four men arrested for throwing shoe at Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. That must have been a big farking shoe    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Cougars-in-training: Young women are dating even younger men, or as we call them, "school teachers"    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Clerk shot by robber in video store... whatever that is    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Future tattoos may show when a person has a disease. You mean they don't already?    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  "Black men [in LA] should avoid even the most banal confrontations with the police...make sure you cooperate with the police; now is not the right time to wear a hoodie," this is not a repeat from every other moment in the history of LA    img.fark.net


Sports:

img.fark.net  49ers "just getting warmed up," says columnist. Next year, they plan to show up and play in the first half too    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Pau Gasol has a torn plantar fascia, will miss six weeks of being included in trade rumors    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Penguins trade Lovejoy to Anaheim. Now they'll never find out what that Louis XIV chaise lounge in the basement is worth    img.fark.net


Geek:

img.fark.net  Wolverine listed as threatened species due to climate change, Magneto    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  NOAA offers new red tide alert service. NOW considering similar alerts    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Researchers give randy moths the ability to drive little robots to hunt down sex partners, spawning a whole new genre of horror/action movies    img.fark.net


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  "Teen Mom" Leah has her third child at age 20. Apparently her uterus is already in syndication    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Xzibit takes over as head of programming at CBS. NCIS spinoff gets its own spinoff    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Christina Ricci to star in a new NBC comedy called Girlfriend in a Coma. I know. I know. It's serious    img.fark.net


Politics:

img.fark.net  Dick Morris gets the shaft from Fox News, will have to take his limp predictions somewhere else    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Penny Pritzker eyed for commerce secretary, great future as crossword puzzle clue    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Rand Paul to deliver Tea Party State of the Union response, give dramatic reading of Chapter 12 of Atlas Shrugged    img.fark.net


Business:

img.fark.net  Shutterfly earnings jump 50% as more brides no longer wonder if their prints will come    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Gas prices expected to rise, tanks Obama    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Coinstar 4Q profit falls 27%, investors immediately deduct 6.3% off the stock price    img.fark.net
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11 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2013-02-12 03:41:32 PM  
Future tattoos may show when a person has a disease. You mean they don't already?

I love this one.
 
2013-02-12 03:45:44 PM  

cgraves67: Future tattoos may show when a person has a disease. You mean they don't already?

I love this one.


Me, too. How'd I miss it the first time around?
 
2013-02-12 04:03:41 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: cgraves67: Future tattoos may show when a person has a disease. You mean they don't already?

I love this one.

Me, too. How'd I miss it the first time around?


I third the love, and I missed it too.
 
2013-02-12 04:04:11 PM  
Dick Morris gets the shaft from Fox News, will have to take his limp predictions somewhere else

Sweet!  I made it to the weekly list!  :D

Is there anyway to go back and see how many votes you ended up with for a headline?
 
2013-02-12 04:05:31 PM  
I think some of the headlines that were not greenlighted were much much better.
 
2013-02-12 04:23:46 PM  
only 1 this week. I was hoping for one of the better ones getting in. Oh well

/Wolverines
 
2013-02-12 04:27:53 PM  
Both of these made me LOL:

Boy battles rare condition that leaves him blinded by light, revved up like a deuce

Ahmadinejad wants to be shot into outer space, marking the first time Ahmadinejad and Israel have agreed on anything
 
2013-02-12 09:39:58 PM  
The moths and the Dick Morris one are vaguely funny.

But the only one that really made me laugh was the "prints will come" one.

If the best one is a pun, it's been a week with really slim pickings.
 
2013-02-12 10:11:55 PM  
Made this a while back, seems appropriate, now.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 04:05:33 AM  
Wow! Thanks Fark! I got a headline of the week!

Black men [in LA] should avoid even the most banal confrontations with the police...make sure you cooperate with the police; now is not the right time to wear a hoodie

Dunno if this is my 1st or not. I haven't been paying attention.

Do total farkers vote for these or something?

And, do I get some sort of prize, badge, total fark subscription? :D
 
2013-02-13 04:07:17 AM  
ps: oops, i cut off my own headline! It was...

Black men [in LA] should avoid even the most banal confrontations with the police...make sure you cooperate with the police; now is not the right time to wear a hoodie," this is not a repeat from every other moment in the history of LA
 
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