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2013-02-12 07:25:30 PM

residentgeek: NO.

smitty, you're fired.

http://begthequestion.info/

/get it right
//ffs


Which begs the question, why do people turn into such pedantic douchebags when people use a phrase the way it's commonly used today?

I bet you get upset when people use :"decimate" in a way that is inconsistent with its original meaning too.
 
2013-02-12 07:27:18 PM
So are they going to ban pumping your own gas in PA now?
 
2013-02-12 07:29:25 PM

Firethorn: fusillade762: This is why I'm glad I live in a state where only highly trained professionals are allowed to pump gas.

They get training for that?  To my knowledge, that rules out NJ.


The "highly trained" part was sarcasm. That said I like not having to get out of my car when I get gas. Plus it provides jobs and doesn't seem to impact the price in any significant way.
 
2013-02-12 07:30:15 PM

Happy Hours: residentgeek: NO.

smitty, you're fired.

http://begthequestion.info/

/get it right
//ffs

Which begs the question, why do people turn into such pedantic douchebags when people use a phrase the way it's commonly used today?

I bet you get upset when people use :"decimate" in a way that is inconsistent with its original meaning too.


Because wrong people are wrong and they'll continue being wrong unless you tell them to knock it off.
 
2013-02-12 07:30:30 PM

Firethorn: fusillade762: This is why I'm glad I live in a state where only highly trained professionals are allowed to pump gas.

They get training for that?  To my knowledge, that rules out NJ.

Given that exposure amounts is the excuse given to not allow people to pump their own, I think it's odd that somebody who's professional job is to pump gasoline, thus is actually exposed to it 8+ hours a day, generally receives ZERO hazmat training, unless they're getting it for some other duty.  They receive no protective equipment either.

If you don't need special gloves, clothing, or respirators for doing it 40 hours a week, why is it too dangerous for somebody who might pump every 3 days on average if they drive a lot more than average?


As far as I know, in NJ you do have to use gloves. At least, they are always wearing gloves when I do it.

The real reason is they don't want some arsehole like this person pumping the gas. It's dangerous.

/gas party!
 
2013-02-12 07:30:33 PM

Firethorn: fusillade762: This is why I'm glad I live in a state where only highly trained professionals are allowed to pump gas.

They get training for that?  To my knowledge, that rules out NJ.

Given that exposure amounts is the excuse given to not allow people to pump their own, I think it's odd that somebody who's professional job is to pump gasoline, thus is actually exposed to it 8+ hours a day, generally receives ZERO hazmat training, unless they're getting it for some other duty.  They receive no protective equipment either.

If you don't need special gloves, clothing, or respirators for doing it 40 hours a week, why is it too dangerous for somebody who might pump every 3 days on average if they drive a lot more than average?

I haven't seen a full service gas station in a couple of decades. Where do they still have these?
 
2013-02-12 07:32:08 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Three is way too young; I was like 11 before my father trusted me enough to pump gas.

He owned a gas station in Hillside NJ, making me one of the very few New Jerseyans able to pump my own gas.

/One of the justifications in NJ against self service gas is the health issues.




I was cutting the grass by 7.
 
2013-02-12 07:33:07 PM

lockers: I haven't seen a full service gas station in a couple of decades. Where do they still have these?


Why not? I have no idea why people think having attendants is some sort of outrage. Why in the world would you want to get out of your car if you didn't have to? In the snow or rain particularly, Plus, NJ gas rates are among the lowest in the nation and gas station attendants make pretty decent money. It's a pretty desirable job for a high school grad. Lastly, having an attendant do it for you stops stupid things like this happening.
 
2013-02-12 07:33:45 PM

lockers: Firethorn: fusillade762: This is why I'm glad I live in a state where only highly trained professionals are allowed to pump gas.

They get training for that?  To my knowledge, that rules out NJ.

Given that exposure amounts is the excuse given to not allow people to pump their own, I think it's odd that somebody who's professional job is to pump gasoline, thus is actually exposed to it 8+ hours a day, generally receives ZERO hazmat training, unless they're getting it for some other duty.  They receive no protective equipment either.

If you don't need special gloves, clothing, or respirators for doing it 40 hours a week, why is it too dangerous for somebody who might pump every 3 days on average if they drive a lot more than average?
I haven't seen a full service gas station in a couple of decades. Where do they still have these?


There's one in Carmel, CA, believe it or not. Probably the only one left in the state.
 
2013-02-12 07:33:52 PM

Happy Hours: residentgeek: NO.

smitty, you're fired.

http://begthequestion.info/

/get it right
//ffs

Which begs the question, why do people turn into such pedantic douchebags when people use a phrase the way it's commonly used today?

I bet you get upset when people use :"decimate" in a way that is inconsistent with its original meaning too.


For all intensive purposes, no one really uses decimate much any more.
 
2013-02-12 07:34:04 PM

lockers: Firethorn: fusillade762: This is why I'm glad I live in a state where only highly trained professionals are allowed to pump gas.

They get training for that?  To my knowledge, that rules out NJ.

Given that exposure amounts is the excuse given to not allow people to pump their own, I think it's odd that somebody who's professional job is to pump gasoline, thus is actually exposed to it 8+ hours a day, generally receives ZERO hazmat training, unless they're getting it for some other duty.  They receive no protective equipment either.

If you don't need special gloves, clothing, or respirators for doing it 40 hours a week, why is it too dangerous for somebody who might pump every 3 days on average if they drive a lot more than average?
I haven't seen a full service gas station in a couple of decades. Where do they still have these?


Jersey and Oregon have banned self-serve gas.
 
2013-02-12 07:34:35 PM

lockers: Firethorn: fusillade762: This is why I'm glad I live in a state where only highly trained professionals are allowed to pump gas.

They get training for that?  To my knowledge, that rules out NJ.

Given that exposure amounts is the excuse given to not allow people to pump their own, I think it's odd that somebody who's professional job is to pump gasoline, thus is actually exposed to it 8+ hours a day, generally receives ZERO hazmat training, unless they're getting it for some other duty.  They receive no protective equipment either.

If you don't need special gloves, clothing, or respirators for doing it 40 hours a week, why is it too dangerous for somebody who might pump every 3 days on average if they drive a lot more than average?
I haven't seen a full service gas station in a couple of decades. Where do they still have these?


In NJ and I believe Oregon it is illegal to pump your own gas. There are only full serves in those states. They do not, however, check the oil and wash the windshield anymore.

/off my lawn
 
2013-02-12 07:36:01 PM

WhippingBoy: Happy Hours: residentgeek: NO.

smitty, you're fired.

http://begthequestion.info/

/get it right
//ffs

Which begs the question, why do people turn into such pedantic douchebags when people use a phrase the way it's commonly used today?

I bet you get upset when people use :"decimate" in a way that is inconsistent with its original meaning too.

For all intensive purposes, no one really uses decimate much any more.


I literally want to choke a gopher when I see this phrase.
 
2013-02-12 07:36:06 PM

namegoeshere: In NJ and I believe Oregon it is illegal to pump your own gas. There are only full serves in those states. They do not, however, check the oil and wash the windshield anymore.

/off my lawn


Oh they still do all the time if you ask. I have no idea how to check my oil - I've always had an attendant do it for me. And if your car is REALLY dirty, they still often offer a windshield wipe.
 
2013-02-12 07:37:21 PM
what is in Pennsylvania gas?

i155.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 07:39:50 PM

meyerkev: lockers: Firethorn: fusillade762: This is why I'm glad I live in a state where only highly trained professionals are allowed to pump gas.

They get training for that?  To my knowledge, that rules out NJ.

Given that exposure amounts is the excuse given to not allow people to pump their own, I think it's odd that somebody who's professional job is to pump gasoline, thus is actually exposed to it 8+ hours a day, generally receives ZERO hazmat training, unless they're getting it for some other duty.  They receive no protective equipment either.

If you don't need special gloves, clothing, or respirators for doing it 40 hours a week, why is it too dangerous for somebody who might pump every 3 days on average if they drive a lot more than average?
I haven't seen a full service gas station in a couple of decades. Where do they still have these?

Jersey and Oregon have banned self-serve gas.


Ahhh. I've never been to either. That explains it. Market forces pretty much drove them out of business in the mid west. Hell, gas is sold at next to no margin so convenience stores make their money on selling everything else.
 
2013-02-12 07:40:04 PM
when i was a lad it was standard fare to wash parts during lawn mower or bicycle repair in gasoline, then to wash your hands in gas to finish off. my Dad would do so with a lit unfiltered Camel dangling from his lips.

i think the reason we can't pump our own gas in NJ is there are way too many people packed in a little tiny state. people get tense. snap easy. next thing you know someone is spraying someones else car, screaming and yelling followed by flames, fire trucks and cop cars.
 
2013-02-12 07:40:07 PM

Rufus Lee King: WhippingBoy: For all intensive purposes, no one really uses decimate much any more.

Irregardless, you have to blow up at least ten gas stations before you can use the word "decimate".



definatley
 
2013-02-12 07:40:42 PM

Happy Hours: DjangoStonereaver: Three is way too young; I was like 11 before my father trusted me enough to pump gas.

He owned a gas station in Hillside NJ, making me one of the very few New Jerseyans able to pump my own gas.

/One of the justifications in NJ against self service gas is the health issues.

You mean health issues are ostensibly one reason NJ doesn't allow normal people to pump their own gas. I don't believe it for a second. It's bullshiat.


Oh it absolutely bullshiat.  The oil company lobby in NJ just doesn't want things to change (and to be fair, except when
the economy is completely upsidedown, NJ still has the cheapest gas prices in the northeast).
 
2013-02-12 07:41:28 PM

Abox: Rufus Lee King: WhippingBoy: For all intensive purposes, no one really uses decimate much any more.

Irregardless, you have to blow up at least ten gas stations before you can use the word "decimate".


definatley


I could care less about all the grammar nazis in this thread.
 
2013-02-12 07:41:37 PM

Happy Hours: residentgeek: NO.

smitty, you're fired.

http://begthequestion.info/

/get it right
//ffs

Which begs the question, why do people turn into such pedantic douchebags when people use a phrase the way it's commonly used today?

I bet you get upset when people use :"decimate" in a way that is inconsistent with its original meaning too.


I've been using the phrase "happy hours" to mean "insane gorilla-nutsack-licker" in keeping with the way people around me use it. You're all for that, right? Using words and phrases in ways other than their definitions, that's fine with you, right? Language evolves, and we have to stay on top of it!
 
2013-02-12 07:41:43 PM

KrispyKritter: i think the reason we can't pump our own gas in NJ is there are way too many people packed in a little tiny state. people get tense. snap easy. next thing you know someone is spraying someones else car, screaming and yelling followed by flames, fire trucks and cop cars.


I don't think I've ever seen self service in NYC either. I'm sure you CAN do it, but I assume because its so densely packed they prefer you not to do it.
 
2013-02-12 07:43:42 PM

WhippingBoy: 180IQ: My right eye was damaged by gasonline when I was a child (around 7 or 8).  My brother and I were tasked with refueling a lawnmower.  The can had a flexible hose, which "sprung" a bit when removed from the tank unhappily sending a few drops directly in to my eye.

My mother nearly immediately began flushing my eye with water. After about 10 minutes of that, she took me to the emergency room.

To this day, I have one good eye and one bad eye.  I wear glasses to correct the problem, but the left lens isn't prescription.  I guess I could wear a monocle, but they're really out-of-fashion.

The lesson? Children shouldn't be allowed to handle gasoline.  A Mother letting her toddler pump gas is indeed child endangerment!

You should wear an eye patch. Then everyone could call you "Patch".


Or you could have worn a chin strap from a football helmet and everyone would have called you Dennis Hopper.
 
2013-02-12 07:43:45 PM

namegoeshere: lockers: Firethorn: fusillade762: This is why I'm glad I live in a state where only highly trained professionals are allowed to pump gas.

They get training for that?  To my knowledge, that rules out NJ.

Given that exposure amounts is the excuse given to not allow people to pump their own, I think it's odd that somebody who's professional job is to pump gasoline, thus is actually exposed to it 8+ hours a day, generally receives ZERO hazmat training, unless they're getting it for some other duty.  They receive no protective equipment either.

If you don't need special gloves, clothing, or respirators for doing it 40 hours a week, why is it too dangerous for somebody who might pump every 3 days on average if they drive a lot more than average?
I haven't seen a full service gas station in a couple of decades. Where do they still have these?

In NJ and I believe Oregon it is illegal to pump your own gas. There are only full serves in those states. They do not, however, check the oil and wash the windshield anymore.

/off my lawn


Most place just do mini-serve. I don't know of a single gasoline station here in Oregon that does full-serve.
 
2013-02-12 07:45:56 PM

namegoeshere: WhippingBoy: Happy Hours: residentgeek: NO.

smitty, you're fired.

http://begthequestion.info/

/get it right
//ffs

Which begs the question, why do people turn into such pedantic douchebags when people use a phrase the way it's commonly used today?

I bet you get upset when people use :"decimate" in a way that is inconsistent with its original meaning too.

For all intensive purposes, no one really uses decimate much any more.

I literally want to choke a gopher when I see this phrase.


I use to get angry at things like this and think the person should of gone to school.  But then one day, all of the sudden, I realized that I could care less if someone doesn't tow the line on proper grammar.  If less people would get worked up about this type thing, we'd all be better off.  It's a mute point anyways.
 
2013-02-12 07:47:13 PM

FarkinFarker: Raising the question.


Thank you. Drives me nuts.
 
2013-02-12 07:48:29 PM

namegoeshere: Abox: Rufus Lee King: WhippingBoy: For all intensive purposes, no one really uses decimate much any more.

Irregardless, you have to blow up at least ten gas stations before you can use the word "decimate".


definatley

I could care less about all the grammar Grammernazis in this thread.


FTFY

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 07:51:03 PM

shamanwest: Cyno01: Geologist: Benzene, toluene, ethylbenzene, and xylenes. None of which are things you want sprayed on you. I wear nitrile gloves when I fill up, because I hate smelling the stuff on my hands hours later.
/Also because people are nasty, and you rub that nasty on your hands, and then your steering wheel, and then your hands again every time you drive
//Also, guess what is used as the carrier for fragrance in cheap perfume/cologne?

On the spectrum of weird, thats not that weird, but enough to make me cock my head a little. Have you tried just, you know... not spilling gas on your hands?

Is that like,

Marine: In basic, I was taught to wash my hands after I piss.
Sailor: Yeah? In basic, I was taught not to piss on my hands.

/prefer the marines
//my bro is cool
///our sailor sperm donor not so much


I don't use gloves to pump gasoline in my bikes or in the wife's car, however I drive a diesel and quickly learned that wearing a glove when refueling is almost mandatory. Diesel is not very volatile, so if someone before you spilled some, the ground and pump will remain greasy and smelly for a very, very long time afterwards.  For some reason, it seems that people spill diesel a lot... so there's a box of cheap throw-away gloves in the car.
 
2013-02-12 07:51:40 PM

FloydA: namegoeshere: WhippingBoy: Happy Hours: residentgeek: NO.

smitty, you're fired.

http://begthequestion.info/

/get it right
//ffs

Which begs the question, why do people turn into such pedantic douchebags when people use a phrase the way it's commonly used today?

I bet you get upset when people use :"decimate" in a way that is inconsistent with its original meaning too.

For all intensive purposes, no one really uses decimate much any more.

I literally want to choke a gopher when I see this phrase.

I use to get angry at things like this and think the person should of gone to school.  But then one day, all of the sudden, I realized that I could care less if someone doesn't tow the line on proper grammar.  If less people would get worked up about this type thing, we'd all be better off.  It's a mute point anyways.


www.personal.psu.edu
 
2013-02-12 07:53:32 PM

Happy Hours: residentgeek: NO.

smitty, you're fired.

http://begthequestion.info/

/get it right
//ffs

Which begs the question, why do people turn into such pedantic douchebags when people use a phrase the way it's commonly used today?

I bet you get upset when people use :"decimate" in a way that is inconsistent with its original meaning too.


Fact: Nine out of 10 people don't know what that word means. And the 10th guy isn't talking. At all. Forever.
 
2013-02-12 07:54:14 PM

WhippingBoy: 180IQ: My right eye was damaged by gasonline when I was a child (around 7 or 8).  My brother and I were tasked with refueling a lawnmower.  The can had a flexible hose, which "sprung" a bit when removed from the tank unhappily sending a few drops directly in to my eye.

My mother nearly immediately began flushing my eye with water. After about 10 minutes of that, she took me to the emergency room.

To this day, I have one good eye and one bad eye.  I wear glasses to correct the problem, but the left lens isn't prescription.  I guess I could wear a monocle, but they're really out-of-fashion.

The lesson? Children shouldn't be allowed to handle gasoline.  A Mother letting her toddler pump gas is indeed child endangerment!

You should wear an eye patch. Then everyone could call you "Patch".


he should totally get a monocle... BRING IT BACK!
 
2013-02-12 07:56:17 PM

untaken_name: Happy Hours: residentgeek: NO.

smitty, you're fired.

http://begthequestion.info/

/get it right
//ffs

Which begs the question, why do people turn into such pedantic douchebags when people use a phrase the way it's commonly used today?

I bet you get upset when people use :"decimate" in a way that is inconsistent with its original meaning too.

I've been using the phrase "happy hours" to mean "insane gorilla-nutsack-licker" in keeping with the way people around me use it. You're all for that, right? Using words and phrases in ways other than their definitions, that's fine with you, right? Language evolves, and we have to stay on top of it!


And I hate that people call me gay. I'm straight. Just because I love to wrap a thick smile around a juicy cock every once in a while doesn't mean I'm gay. People need to stop labeling everything. People just aren't open to expanding definitions of both words and human sexuality. I can helplessly try to shove my flaccid prick in my wife's vagina while having my lily-white bro-pussy get demolished by a barebacked bull and still be straight. Because it's all for the health of our relationship. My wife and I that is. Not me and Adam. Duh.

Anyway, about 3-year olds pumping gas. That's pretty crazy dog. I wouldn't trust a 3-year old with that.
 
2013-02-12 07:57:58 PM

Foxxinnia: untaken_name: Happy Hours: residentgeek: NO.

smitty, you're fired.

http://begthequestion.info/

/get it right
//ffs

Which begs the question, why do people turn into such pedantic douchebags when people use a phrase the way it's commonly used today?

I bet you get upset when people use :"decimate" in a way that is inconsistent with its original meaning too.

I've been using the phrase "happy hours" to mean "insane gorilla-nutsack-licker" in keeping with the way people around me use it. You're all for that, right? Using words and phrases in ways other than their definitions, that's fine with you, right? Language evolves, and we have to stay on top of it!

And I hate that people call me gay. I'm straight. Just because I love to wrap a thick smile around a juicy cock every once in a while doesn't mean I'm gay. People need to stop labeling everything. People just aren't open to expanding definitions of both words and human sexuality. I can helplessly try to shove my flaccid prick in my wife's vagina while having my lily-white bro-pussy get demolished by a barebacked bull and still be straight. Because it's all for the health of our relationship. My wife and I that is. Not me and Adam. Duh.

Anyway, about 3-year olds pumping gas. That's pretty crazy dog. I wouldn't trust a 3-year old with that.


Are you hitting on me?
 
2013-02-12 07:59:45 PM
I continue to wonder what will transpire when I eventually wander into NJ and try to pump my own gas... Because I will try to tell the gas jockey to not touch my farking truck...
 
2013-02-12 08:00:23 PM

FloydA: namegoeshere: WhippingBoy: Happy Hours: residentgeek: NO.

smitty, you're fired.

http://begthequestion.info/

/get it right
//ffs

Which begs the question, why do people turn into such pedantic douchebags when people use a phrase the way it's commonly used today?

I bet you get upset when people use :"decimate" in a way that is inconsistent with its original meaning too.

For all intensive purposes, no one really uses decimate much any more.

I literally want to choke a gopher when I see this phrase.

I use to get angry at things like this and think the person should of gone to school.  But then one day, all of the sudden, I realized that I could care less if someone doesn't tow the line on proper grammar.  If less people would get worked up about this type thing, we'd all be better off.  It's a mute point anyways.


You reap what you sew, when you grammar nazi people. You think your being smart, but really your just to annoying for words.
 
2013-02-12 08:02:29 PM

Cyno01: Geologist: Benzene, toluene, ethylbenzene, and xylenes. None of which are things you want sprayed on you. I wear nitrile gloves when I fill up, because I hate smelling the stuff on my hands hours later.
/Also because people are nasty, and you rub that nasty on your hands, and then your steering wheel, and then your hands again every time you drive
//Also, guess what is used as the carrier for fragrance in cheap perfume/cologne?

On the spectrum of weird, thats not that weird, but enough to make me cock my head a little. Have you tried just, you know... not spilling gas on your hands?


Generally not me that spills it, it the crap from other people spilling it and getting it on the handle. I work in the hazmat industry, mostly cleaning up gas/diesel releases, so I'm pretty sensitive to it anyhow from years of exposure.

Mostly it's just because people are gross.
 
2013-02-12 08:02:45 PM

Gyrfalcon: lockers: Firethorn: fusillade762: This is why I'm glad I live in a state where only highly trained professionals are allowed to pump gas.

They get training for that?  To my knowledge, that rules out NJ.

Given that exposure amounts is the excuse given to not allow people to pump their own, I think it's odd that somebody who's professional job is to pump gasoline, thus is actually exposed to it 8+ hours a day, generally receives ZERO hazmat training, unless they're getting it for some other duty.  They receive no protective equipment either.

If you don't need special gloves, clothing, or respirators for doing it 40 hours a week, why is it too dangerous for somebody who might pump every 3 days on average if they drive a lot more than average?
I haven't seen a full service gas station in a couple of decades. Where do they still have these?

There's one in Carmel, CA, believe it or not. Probably the only one left in the state.


There is one in Salinas, I know a friend's mother who screamed thinking the mexican attendant was trying to pan-handle money from her.
 
2013-02-12 08:03:12 PM

Maul555: I continue to wonder what will transpire when I eventually wander into NJ and try to pump my own gas... Because I will try to tell the gas jockey to not touch my farking truck...


I'm guessing that you are going to run out of gas, or get in a fight with a homeless guy. Or both.
 
2013-02-12 08:04:06 PM
Hey, it's Pennsylvania.  They probably thought that he was stealing the car.  A black kid in Lancaster?  The cops were probably trying to make a point.  It sucks to be black in certain parts of PA.
 
2013-02-12 08:12:26 PM
Back when I was 5 or 6, my dad would send me down the road with a can to get kerosene.  Relatively safe compared to his childhood, since at the age of 5, he was trusted to run farm tractors and carry a .22 handgun.  Really not kidding.

/either we cheated Darwin or we were proved to be worthy
//I accept the later
///no family member has died from farm accident or from a firearm, which does surprise me a little
 
2013-02-12 08:16:31 PM

untaken_name: Foxxinnia: untaken_name: Happy Hours: residentgeek: NO.

smitty, you're fired.

http://begthequestion.info/

/get it right
//ffs

Which begs the question, why do people turn into such pedantic douchebags when people use a phrase the way it's commonly used today?

I bet you get upset when people use :"decimate" in a way that is inconsistent with its original meaning too.

I've been using the phrase "happy hours" to mean "insane gorilla-nutsack-licker" in keeping with the way people around me use it. You're all for that, right? Using words and phrases in ways other than their definitions, that's fine with you, right? Language evolves, and we have to stay on top of it!

And I hate that people call me gay. I'm straight. Just because I love to wrap a thick smile around a juicy cock every once in a while doesn't mean I'm gay. People need to stop labeling everything. People just aren't open to expanding definitions of both words and human sexuality. I can helplessly try to shove my flaccid prick in my wife's vagina while having my lily-white bro-pussy get demolished by a barebacked bull and still be straight. Because it's all for the health of our relationship. My wife and I that is. Not me and Adam. Duh.

Anyway, about 3-year olds pumping gas. That's pretty crazy dog. I wouldn't trust a 3-year old with that.

Are you hitting on me?


All I'm saying is if you're in the parking lot of the Fairfax CVS at 8:00 PM while I'm dropping off my wife for the night-shift, I could drop by your car and you could drop a load in my mouth. No gay shiat.
 
2013-02-12 08:18:53 PM

Foxxinnia: All I'm saying is if you're in the parking lot of the Fairfax CVS at 8:00 PM while I'm dropping off my wife for the night-shift, I could drop by your car and you could drop a load in my mouth. No gay shiat.


I'll be the sweaty, shirtless guy with the huge gut in the guacamole-green '79 Pinto. See you there!
 
2013-02-12 08:24:57 PM

Lollipop165: lockers: I haven't seen a full service gas station in a couple of decades. Where do they still have these?

Why not? I have no idea why people think having attendants is some sort of outrage. Why in the world would you want to get out of your car if you didn't have to? In the snow or rain particularly,




Some people don't want to wait.
 
2013-02-12 08:25:21 PM
If she had pumped the gas and spilled it on both of them herself she would never have been noticed.  Dumb cop is dumb.
 
2013-02-12 08:29:25 PM
Everyone needs to lay off of this lady.She's obviously from the shallow end of the gene pool and she's trying to cull one of her offspring long before it gets a chance to breed.

Why do Farkers have a problem with this?
 
2013-02-12 08:37:25 PM

Green Scorpio: Everyone needs to lay off of this lady.She's obviously from the shallow end of the gene pool and she's trying to cull one of her offspring long before it gets a chance to breed.

Why do Farkers have a problem with this?

Every sperm is precious .  .  .
 
2013-02-12 08:38:09 PM
She bred her own slave.
 
2013-02-12 08:49:59 PM
Saur Kraut
 
2013-02-12 08:52:50 PM
What next, will they ban this kid from driving? Damn nanny state!
 
2013-02-12 09:05:33 PM

Metalithic: What is in Pennsylvania gas? Probably the same things that are in most gasoline-various toxic hydrocarbons that can seriously damage a child's lungs if they inhale it. A three-year old could actually die from spraying themselves with gasoline if they breathed or swallowed the gas.


They... could.  It's very unlikely though.

What they will get is a chemical burn (probably mild) and the ability to be easily lit on fire (not so mild).  Not as instantly dire as you're making it out to be, but I'd say endangerment is a legitimate accusation.
 
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