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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Man says he lied about being kidnapped by church for ex-gay treatment. And he lied about being gay, too   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 16
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2013-02-12 01:43:21 PM
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miss diminutive: I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.


No, that's a 1950s douche recipe.

Doesn't help with teh homogay, but it will leave your shame cave fresh and sparkling.
2013-02-12 01:36:21 PM
5 votes:

Cythraul: I own and operate a de-gaying therapy facility, by the way. In case anyone is interested.

It's located in my bedroom. In there, I will pound the gay out of you and whip you into shape.

No lesbians, please.


What about desprasexuals - straight allies who will take what they can get and willing to pay up front?
2013-02-12 01:30:30 PM
4 votes:
I own and operate a de-gaying therapy facility, by the way. In case anyone is interested.

It's located in my bedroom. In there, I will pound the gay out of you and whip you into shape.

No lesbians, please.
2013-02-12 01:28:48 PM
4 votes:
I had some of that ex-gay treatment once. It really soothed my aching muscles and joints. Had a powerful smell, though.
2013-02-12 06:34:14 PM
2 votes:

letrole: Trolling is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for validation involves thrusting your insults and groping at stupidity and kissing your own ass and so forth. If you get self-worth at the sight of an angry man, or if you get pleasure at the sight of a frustrated woman, it is only because you have been taught to make an association between negative attention and positive reinforcement.

2013-02-12 03:08:44 PM
2 votes:

TyrannyOfThe3Squares: FirstNationalBastard: I had some of that ex-gay treatment once. It really soothed my aching muscles and joints. Had a powerful smell, though.

Ex-Gay and Be(e)n-Gay are two different things. Ex-gay means you used to be, but never will be again. Ben-gay means you might be again sometime in the future, especially after a hard workout.



Important life lesson: Be very careful not to get Ben-Gay near your shamecave. It will not end well.

Also, This Guy? YOU'RE NOT HELPING
2013-02-12 02:53:14 PM
2 votes:
A New-Age Church near my house started a Gay-Therapy treatment program, any professed gay would be locked up in a room stocked with beer, wings,chips and ESPN football all served by beautiful blond girls wearing bikini's and they would not be able to get out of the room until they were straight.

Oddly enough, every male in that Church declared they were gay and after a month they had to shut down the program because no-one seemed to be getting cured and they had to keep locking them up in that room and the Church
was going broke buying all the beer, chips and wings...
2013-02-12 06:48:01 PM
1 votes:

TopoGigo: letrole: Trolling is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for validation involves thrusting your insults and groping at stupidity and kissing your own ass and so forth. If you get self-worth at the sight of an angry man, or if you get pleasure at the sight of a frustrated woman, it is only because you have been taught to make an association between negative attention and positive reinforcement.


nicely done.
2013-02-12 06:27:00 PM
1 votes:
letrole

Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.
2013-02-12 06:15:17 PM
1 votes:

letrole: Heterosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.

2013-02-12 03:53:40 PM
1 votes:
Just for that, they ought to MAKE him gay!
That would teach him!
2013-02-12 03:13:30 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive: I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.

No, that's a 1950s douche recipe.

Doesn't help with teh homogay, but it will leave your shame cave fresh and sparkling.


Sparkling Shame Cave is the name of my Ke$ha cover act.
2013-02-12 03:01:18 PM
1 votes:
karnal When is WisconSIN getting it's own tag?


For something that happened in North Carolina?
2013-02-12 02:57:15 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive:


shame cave


woah woah, hey now, what's going on in here?
2013-02-12 02:48:04 PM
1 votes:

namatad: so he is still gay and in the closet?


More like a hope chest.
2013-02-12 02:08:21 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: shame cave


beautiful.
 
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