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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Man says he lied about being kidnapped by church for ex-gay treatment. And he lied about being gay, too   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 18
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2013-02-12 01:19:35 PM
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Which only makes reports on actual groups that run de-gaying programs harder to take seriously. Thanks, assclown.
2013-02-12 01:17:44 PM
3 votes:
so he is still gay and in the closet?
check
2013-02-12 04:35:28 PM
2 votes:
I don't see how "de-gaying" is any more wrong than "sensitivity" courses mandated on corporate employees, celebrities and sports figures who use a gay slur or say something negative about homosexuality.  However, sensitivity training does smack of RE-EDUCATION common in most dictatorships and orwellian societies.  Both should be voluntary to the participant if this were a free country - but the more libs gain control - the less free we will become.
2013-02-12 04:31:08 PM
2 votes:
Oh, yeah. Sounds legit. There's no way this guy just got pulled back into his crazy brainwashing cult or anything. I think it's far more likely we can take TFA as exactly and literally true.
2013-02-12 02:08:21 PM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: shame cave


beautiful.
2013-02-12 06:34:14 PM
1 votes:

letrole: Trolling is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for validation involves thrusting your insults and groping at stupidity and kissing your own ass and so forth. If you get self-worth at the sight of an angry man, or if you get pleasure at the sight of a frustrated woman, it is only because you have been taught to make an association between negative attention and positive reinforcement.

2013-02-12 04:50:12 PM
1 votes:

Bronzemom: FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive: I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.

No, that's a 1950s douche recipe.

Doesn't help with teh homogay, but it will leave your shame cave fresh and sparkling.

I thought Lysol was used for that.


Well, sure, if the ol' shame cave has turned into a stench trench, and smells like a fat man's coffin, Lysol could be used. But for just day to day cleaning, soap and vinegar works best, and is more cost effective.
2013-02-12 04:47:45 PM
1 votes:
I wonder how long they had to keep him in the sweat box to make him recant.
2013-02-12 03:53:40 PM
1 votes:
Just for that, they ought to MAKE him gay!
That would teach him!
2013-02-12 03:52:07 PM
1 votes:

part of the problem: The scary thing is, I have yet to meet anyone who has encountered the Word of Faith church leaders who found the story hard to believe.

They are so sleazy it's almost self-parody.

The "pastor" and his family like to shop at a store I do some tech work for. Rude, vulgar and nasty, but they buy jewlery by the armful and spend a couple of $K a week so everyone just smiles and nods.


Yeah, that's why I didn't think to question the story. I've heard so many crazy things out of Word of Faith and Charismatic churches that it was entirely believe that something like that would happen.

/have a friend who went to a WoF church where the pastor had bodyguards to keep anyone from touching him because "touch not the Lord's anointed"
2013-02-12 03:16:19 PM
1 votes:

dopekitty74: Sparkling Shame Cave is the name of my Ke$ha cover act.


you might also want to consider "clitoral front".

I'm shocked and appalled that such a thing as a Ke$sha cover band could exist.
2013-02-12 03:08:44 PM
1 votes:

TyrannyOfThe3Squares: FirstNationalBastard: I had some of that ex-gay treatment once. It really soothed my aching muscles and joints. Had a powerful smell, though.

Ex-Gay and Be(e)n-Gay are two different things. Ex-gay means you used to be, but never will be again. Ben-gay means you might be again sometime in the future, especially after a hard workout.



Important life lesson: Be very careful not to get Ben-Gay near your shamecave. It will not end well.

Also, This Guy? YOU'RE NOT HELPING
2013-02-12 03:05:02 PM
1 votes:
Obligatory.

".....and later we'll hear about the relapse he has planned for August, which should take him to Rio de Janeiro."
2013-02-12 02:50:10 PM
1 votes:
Typical liberal false flag operation to smear Christians for their religious beliefs. They'll do anything to spread their hatred and bigotry. At least this punk will rot in prison for his crimes.
2013-02-12 01:43:21 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.


No, that's a 1950s douche recipe.

Doesn't help with teh homogay, but it will leave your shame cave fresh and sparkling.
2013-02-12 01:40:56 PM
1 votes:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Cythraul: I own and operate a de-gaying therapy facility, by the way. In case anyone is interested.

It's located in my bedroom. In there, I will pound the gay out of you and whip you into shape.

No lesbians, please.

What about desprasexuals - straight allies who will take what they can get and willing to pay up front?


Sounds like fun!
2013-02-12 01:36:21 PM
1 votes:

Cythraul: I own and operate a de-gaying therapy facility, by the way. In case anyone is interested.

It's located in my bedroom. In there, I will pound the gay out of you and whip you into shape.

No lesbians, please.


What about desprasexuals - straight allies who will take what they can get and willing to pay up front?
2013-02-12 01:30:30 PM
1 votes:
I own and operate a de-gaying therapy facility, by the way. In case anyone is interested.

It's located in my bedroom. In there, I will pound the gay out of you and whip you into shape.

No lesbians, please.
 
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