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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Man says he lied about being kidnapped by church for ex-gay treatment. And he lied about being gay, too   (wisconsingazette.com ) divider line
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2013-02-12 04:29:20 PM  
Fantastic. Things like this do actually happen, typically to teenagers still under their parents care, and now you've given credibility to the people who deny it and say its made up.
 
2013-02-12 04:31:08 PM  
Oh, yeah. Sounds legit. There's no way this guy just got pulled back into his crazy brainwashing cult or anything. I think it's far more likely we can take TFA as exactly and literally true.
 
2013-02-12 04:33:02 PM  
So did he make up a woman to get closer with a line backer in Indiana?
 
2013-02-12 04:35:28 PM  
I don't see how "de-gaying" is any more wrong than "sensitivity" courses mandated on corporate employees, celebrities and sports figures who use a gay slur or say something negative about homosexuality.  However, sensitivity training does smack of RE-EDUCATION common in most dictatorships and orwellian societies.  Both should be voluntary to the participant if this were a free country - but the more libs gain control - the less free we will become.
 
2013-02-12 04:38:24 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Typical liberal false flag operation to smear Christians for their religious beliefs. They'll do anything to spread their hatred and bigotry. At least this punk will rot in prison for his crimes.


Something tells me he'll do just fine in prison.
 
2013-02-12 04:41:11 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive: I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.

No, that's a 1950s douche recipe.

Doesn't help with teh homogay, but it will leave your shame cave fresh and sparkling.


I thought Lysol was used for that.
 
2013-02-12 04:47:45 PM  
I wonder how long they had to keep him in the sweat box to make him recant.
 
2013-02-12 04:50:12 PM  

Bronzemom: FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive: I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.

No, that's a 1950s douche recipe.

Doesn't help with teh homogay, but it will leave your shame cave fresh and sparkling.

I thought Lysol was used for that.


Well, sure, if the ol' shame cave has turned into a stench trench, and smells like a fat man's coffin, Lysol could be used. But for just day to day cleaning, soap and vinegar works best, and is more cost effective.
 
2013-02-12 04:54:25 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Typical liberal false flag operation to smear Christians for their religious beliefs. They'll do anything to spread their hatred and bigotry. At least this punk will rot in prison for his crimes.


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2013-02-12 05:01:52 PM  
A likely story.
 
2013-02-12 05:06:08 PM  
Someone got re-indoctrinated. I wonder what they threatened him with?
 
2013-02-12 05:13:58 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Well, sure, if the ol' shame cave has turned into a stench trench, and smells like a fat man's coffin, Lysol could be used. But for just day to day cleaning, soap and vinegar works best, and is more cost effective.


Dammit, FirstNationalBastard, stop making me laugh at this stuff! I always feel like such a flexible container for the products and recipes you describe for doing so.
 
2013-02-12 05:21:46 PM  

Bronzemom: FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive: I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.

No, that's a 1950s douche recipe.

Doesn't help with teh homogay, but it will leave your shame cave fresh and sparkling.

I thought Lysol was used for that.


maybe if you've got a date and want to smell pine fresh...

/break wind - 'is there a forest outside or are you trying to flirt with me?'
 
2013-02-12 05:43:22 PM  

silvervial: Someone got re-indoctrinated. I wonder what they threatened him with?


Eternal damnation.
 
2013-02-12 05:56:25 PM  
Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.
 
2013-02-12 06:15:17 PM  

letrole: Heterosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.

 
2013-02-12 06:27:00 PM  
letrole

Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.
 
2013-02-12 06:34:14 PM  

letrole: Trolling is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for validation involves thrusting your insults and groping at stupidity and kissing your own ass and so forth. If you get self-worth at the sight of an angry man, or if you get pleasure at the sight of a frustrated woman, it is only because you have been taught to make an association between negative attention and positive reinforcement.

 
2013-02-12 06:48:01 PM  

TopoGigo: letrole: Trolling is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for validation involves thrusting your insults and groping at stupidity and kissing your own ass and so forth. If you get self-worth at the sight of an angry man, or if you get pleasure at the sight of a frustrated woman, it is only because you have been taught to make an association between negative attention and positive reinforcement.


nicely done.
 
2013-02-12 06:52:35 PM  
Aw, you guys are no fun. I thought  letrole had a good line of high-quality trolling going there.

Just because someone sucks most of the time, that doesn't mean you should discount their occasional positive achievements. I think the little guy is pretty amusing. It's nice when he gets a decent line off.

He's obviously a frustrated writer. Perhaps this bout of not-entirely-terrible trolling is just what he needs to break the slump and get back on top. And here you guys are, all negative and stuff.
 
2013-02-12 06:56:00 PM  

Warriors Warriors Warriors: Aw, you guys are no fun. I thought  letrole had a good line of high-quality trolling going there.

Just because someone sucks most of the time, that doesn't mean you should discount their occasional positive achievements. I think the little guy is pretty amusing. It's nice when he gets a decent line off.

He's obviously a frustrated writer. Perhaps this bout of not-entirely-terrible trolling is just what he needs to break the slump and get back on top. And here you guys are, all negative and stuff.


Even if I hadn't seen that exact line copypasta in ten or more threads, your statement would still be wrong.
 
2013-02-12 07:15:27 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: miss diminutive: FirstNationalBastard: shame cave

beautiful.

"Slut slot" popped into my mind when I read "shame cave."

Obviously, this guy's a church operative ordered to discredit the church's opponents. ;-)


Triple agent!
 
2013-02-12 07:30:48 PM  
why are gay people so gay
 
2013-02-12 07:42:57 PM  

garron: I don't see how "de-gaying" is any more wrong than "sensitivity" courses mandated on corporate employees, celebrities and sports figures who use a gay slur or say something negative about homosexuality.  However, sensitivity training does smack of RE-EDUCATION common in most dictatorships and orwellian societies.  Both should be voluntary to the participant if this were a free country - but the more libs gain control - the less free we will become.




It's a warning. Sounds like your parents are racist.
 
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2013-02-12 08:01:00 PM  

Acharne: TyrannyOfThe3Squares: FirstNationalBastard: I had some of that ex-gay treatment once. It really soothed my aching muscles and joints. Had a powerful smell, though.

Ex-Gay and Be(e)n-Gay are two different things. Ex-gay means you used to be, but never will be again. Ben-gay means you might be again sometime in the future, especially after a hard workout.

There is no such thing as 'Ex-Gay'.


Sure there is. Liberace is an Ex-Gay. He's pining for the fjords.
 
2013-02-12 08:28:50 PM  
Frowns on these shennanigans.
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2013-02-12 11:42:35 PM  
The guy would have been more convincing if he said he was forced to eat Chik-fil-a sandwiches.
 
2013-02-13 12:22:44 AM  

GungFu: Are we talking about this guy? He's leaving to join a nunnery, or something...sow some oats, have a few laughs...


It's Gay Gandalf!

Except he's already gay...


It's Gay Saruman!
 
2013-02-13 12:59:06 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: Typical liberal false flag operation to smear Christians for their religious beliefs. They'll do anything to spread their hatred and bigotry. At least this punk will rot in prison for his crimes.


Poe?  Is that you?
 
2013-02-13 01:11:54 AM  

dopekitty74: FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive: I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.

No, that's a 1950s douche recipe.

Doesn't help with teh homogay, but it will leave your shame cave fresh and sparkling.

Sparkling Shame Cave is the name of my Ke$ha cover act.


Well, since you brought up Ke$ha cover acts, here's a little something for the Mystery Science Theater fans in the thread.
 
2013-02-13 08:31:20 AM  

megarian: Cythraul: I own and operate a de-gaying therapy facility, by the way. In case anyone is interested.

It's located in my bedroom. In there, I will pound the gay out of you and whip you into shape.

No lesbians, please.

Ah fark...me and my hawt lesbian army was interested. But now where do we do with our lesbian heaving bosoms?


BIE EIP is the only solution.
 
2013-02-13 12:54:06 PM  
IOW, he's afraid of a the cult.
 
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