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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Man says he lied about being kidnapped by church for ex-gay treatment. And he lied about being gay, too   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 82
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2013-02-12 01:17:44 PM  
so he is still gay and in the closet?
check
 
2013-02-12 01:19:35 PM  
Which only makes reports on actual groups that run de-gaying programs harder to take seriously. Thanks, assclown.
 
2013-02-12 01:28:48 PM  
I had some of that ex-gay treatment once. It really soothed my aching muscles and joints. Had a powerful smell, though.
 
2013-02-12 01:30:30 PM  
I own and operate a de-gaying therapy facility, by the way. In case anyone is interested.

It's located in my bedroom. In there, I will pound the gay out of you and whip you into shape.

No lesbians, please.
 
2013-02-12 01:36:21 PM  

Cythraul: I own and operate a de-gaying therapy facility, by the way. In case anyone is interested.

It's located in my bedroom. In there, I will pound the gay out of you and whip you into shape.

No lesbians, please.


What about desprasexuals - straight allies who will take what they can get and willing to pay up front?
 
2013-02-12 01:39:44 PM  
I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.
 
2013-02-12 01:40:56 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Cythraul: I own and operate a de-gaying therapy facility, by the way. In case anyone is interested.

It's located in my bedroom. In there, I will pound the gay out of you and whip you into shape.

No lesbians, please.

What about desprasexuals - straight allies who will take what they can get and willing to pay up front?


Sounds like fun!
 
2013-02-12 01:43:21 PM  

miss diminutive: I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.


No, that's a 1950s douche recipe.

Doesn't help with teh homogay, but it will leave your shame cave fresh and sparkling.
 
2013-02-12 01:53:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive: I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.

No, that's a 1950s douche recipe.

Doesn't help with teh homogay, but it will leave your shame cave fresh and sparkling.


sigh
this made me laugh
sigh
 
2013-02-12 02:08:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: shame cave


beautiful.
 
2013-02-12 02:48:04 PM  

namatad: so he is still gay and in the closet?


More like a hope chest.
 
2013-02-12 02:50:10 PM  
Typical liberal false flag operation to smear Christians for their religious beliefs. They'll do anything to spread their hatred and bigotry. At least this punk will rot in prison for his crimes.
 
2013-02-12 02:50:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive: I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.

No, that's a 1950s douche recipe.

Doesn't help with teh homogay, but it will leave your shame cave fresh and sparkling.


You live up to your Fark handle, sir. I laughed and simultaneously felt like a douchebag for laughing. Which is all the more appropriate, I suppose.
 
2013-02-12 02:51:32 PM  
miss diminutive: FirstNationalBastard: shame cave

beautiful.


Ha ha!!  Shamecave you are!!
 
2013-02-12 02:52:58 PM  
Is this the "treatment" where they make you watch porn for hours on end to turn you straight again? Where do I sign up?
 
2013-02-12 02:53:05 PM  
When is WisconSIN getting it's own tag?
 
2013-02-12 02:53:14 PM  
A New-Age Church near my house started a Gay-Therapy treatment program, any professed gay would be locked up in a room stocked with beer, wings,chips and ESPN football all served by beautiful blond girls wearing bikini's and they would not be able to get out of the room until they were straight.

Oddly enough, every male in that Church declared they were gay and after a month they had to shut down the program because no-one seemed to be getting cured and they had to keep locking them up in that room and the Church
was going broke buying all the beer, chips and wings...
 
2013-02-12 02:57:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive:


shame cave


woah woah, hey now, what's going on in here?
 
2013-02-12 02:58:54 PM  
Are you calling me a homosexual?

Could you call me four? I had a light lunch.
 
2013-02-12 02:59:13 PM  
If the ex-gay treatment is live action lesbian gang-bangs, then I am in for "treatment"
 
2013-02-12 03:00:15 PM  
Well... maybe they successfully brainwashed him.

Otherwise... yournothelping.jpg.
 
2013-02-12 03:01:18 PM  
karnal When is WisconSIN getting it's own tag?


For something that happened in North Carolina?
 
2013-02-12 03:01:53 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 03:04:26 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I had some of that ex-gay treatment once. It really soothed my aching muscles and joints. Had a powerful smell, though.


Ex-Gay and Be(e)n-Gay are two different things. Ex-gay means you used to be, but never will be again. Ben-gay means you might be again sometime in the future, especially after a hard workout.
 
2013-02-12 03:05:02 PM  
Obligatory.

".....and later we'll hear about the relapse he has planned for August, which should take him to Rio de Janeiro."
 
2013-02-12 03:05:51 PM  
FTA:   Michael Lowry told The Associated Press he was sorry for making accusations against the Word of Faith Fellowship.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-12 03:08:44 PM  

TyrannyOfThe3Squares: FirstNationalBastard: I had some of that ex-gay treatment once. It really soothed my aching muscles and joints. Had a powerful smell, though.

Ex-Gay and Be(e)n-Gay are two different things. Ex-gay means you used to be, but never will be again. Ben-gay means you might be again sometime in the future, especially after a hard workout.



Important life lesson: Be very careful not to get Ben-Gay near your shamecave. It will not end well.

Also, This Guy? YOU'RE NOT HELPING
 
2013-02-12 03:13:30 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive: I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.

No, that's a 1950s douche recipe.

Doesn't help with teh homogay, but it will leave your shame cave fresh and sparkling.


Sparkling Shame Cave is the name of my Ke$ha cover act.
 
2013-02-12 03:15:06 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: At least this punk will rot in prison for his crimes.



Nah.

He'll get of with a slap on his non-limp wrist.
 
2013-02-12 03:16:19 PM  

dopekitty74: Sparkling Shame Cave is the name of my Ke$ha cover act.


you might also want to consider "clitoral front".

I'm shocked and appalled that such a thing as a Ke$sha cover band could exist.
 
2013-02-12 03:20:50 PM  

fireclown: dopekitty74: Sparkling Shame Cave is the name of my Ke$ha cover act.

you might also want to consider "clitoral front".

I'm shocked and appalled that such a thing as a Ke$sha cover band could exist.


notsureifserious.jpg

/i wasn't
 
2013-02-12 03:26:08 PM  

miss diminutive: I heard you can get gay out with a little soap and vinegar.


that doesn't get it out but it helps clean up the aftermath, I've heard anyway.
 
2013-02-12 03:29:08 PM  

Snarfangel: namatad: so he is still gay and in the closet?

More like a hope chest.


Sigh... I just had a vision from pulp ficiton. Gimp in a box.
 
2013-02-12 03:31:37 PM  

TyrannyOfThe3Squares: FirstNationalBastard: I had some of that ex-gay treatment once. It really soothed my aching muscles and joints. Had a powerful smell, though.

Ex-Gay and Be(e)n-Gay are two different things. Ex-gay means you used to be, but never will be again. Ben-gay means you might be again sometime in the future, especially after a hard workout.


There is no such thing as 'Ex-Gay'.
 
2013-02-12 03:36:57 PM  

Cythraul: I own and operate a de-gaying therapy facility, by the way. In case anyone is interested.

It's located in my bedroom. In there, I will pound the gay out of you and whip you into shape.

No lesbians, please.


Ah fark...me and my hawt lesbian army was interested. But now where do we do with our lesbian heaving bosoms?
 
2013-02-12 03:37:32 PM  
 
2013-02-12 03:40:25 PM  

lc6529: A New-Age Church near my house started a Gay-Therapy treatment program, any professed gay would be locked up in a room stocked with beer, wings,chips and ESPN football all served by beautiful blond girls wearing bikini's and they would not be able to get out of the room until they were straight.

Oddly enough, every male in that Church declared they were gay and after a month they had to shut down the program because no-one seemed to be getting cured and they had to keep locking them up in that room and the Church
was going broke buying all the beer, chips and wings...


You joke but church people have been known to make an exception to the whole porn-is-a-sin thing in hopes that it well help turn people who are "struggling with same sex attraction" straight.
 
2013-02-12 03:41:51 PM  

namegoeshere: TyrannyOfThe3Squares: FirstNationalBastard: I had some of that ex-gay treatment once. It really soothed my aching muscles and joints. Had a powerful smell, though.

Ex-Gay and Be(e)n-Gay are two different things. Ex-gay means you used to be, but never will be again. Ben-gay means you might be again sometime in the future, especially after a hard workout.


Important life lesson: Be very careful not to get Ben-Gay near your shamecave. It will not end well.

Also, This Guy? YOU'RE NOT HELPING


Wasn't trying to "help". It sounded funnier in my head. After-post, not so much.
 
2013-02-12 03:44:50 PM  
The scary thing is, I have yet to meet anyone who has encountered the Word of Faith church leaders who found the story hard to believe.

They are so sleazy it's almost self-parody.

The "pastor" and his family like to shop at a store I do some tech work for. Rude, vulgar and nasty, but they buy jewlery by the armful and spend a couple of $K a week so everyone just smiles and nods.
 
2013-02-12 03:46:45 PM  
Did the guy in front just drop ass and instructed everyone behind him to bow down and take in his godly odors?

www.wisconsingazette.com
 
2013-02-12 03:52:07 PM  

part of the problem: The scary thing is, I have yet to meet anyone who has encountered the Word of Faith church leaders who found the story hard to believe.

They are so sleazy it's almost self-parody.

The "pastor" and his family like to shop at a store I do some tech work for. Rude, vulgar and nasty, but they buy jewlery by the armful and spend a couple of $K a week so everyone just smiles and nods.


Yeah, that's why I didn't think to question the story. I've heard so many crazy things out of Word of Faith and Charismatic churches that it was entirely believe that something like that would happen.

/have a friend who went to a WoF church where the pastor had bodyguards to keep anyone from touching him because "touch not the Lord's anointed"
 
2013-02-12 03:52:26 PM  
Twenty-two-year-old Michael Lowry told The Associated Press he was sorry for making accusations against the Word of Faith Fellowship.

I think he's lying about lying about being gay.  Only women, flaming gay men, and straight men named Putin or Obama attention whore like that.
 
2013-02-12 03:52:33 PM  
www.nationalturk.com
Are we talking about this guy? He's leaving to join a nunnery, or something...sow some oats, have a few laughs...
 
2013-02-12 03:53:40 PM  
Just for that, they ought to MAKE him gay!
That would teach him!
 
2013-02-12 03:54:59 PM  

TyrannyOfThe3Squares: namegoeshere: TyrannyOfThe3Squares: FirstNationalBastard: I had some of that ex-gay treatment once. It really soothed my aching muscles and joints. Had a powerful smell, though.

Ex-Gay and Be(e)n-Gay are two different things. Ex-gay means you used to be, but never will be again. Ben-gay means you might be again sometime in the future, especially after a hard workout.


Important life lesson: Be very careful not to get Ben-Gay near your shamecave. It will not end well.

Also, This Guy? YOU'RE NOT HELPING

Wasn't trying to "help". It sounded funnier in my head. After-post, not so much.


No no. You were funny. I chuckled. TFA guy isn't helping. Sorry, I was unclear.
 
2013-02-12 03:57:34 PM  

Spirit Hammer: Just for that, they ought to MAKE him gay!
That would teach him!


considering where he is going on trial........ that's an option.
 
2013-02-12 04:08:16 PM  
Another Tom Cruise Scienceolololology thread?
 
2013-02-12 04:12:38 PM  

miss diminutive: FirstNationalBastard: shame cave

beautiful.


"Slut slot" popped into my mind when I read "shame cave."

Obviously, this guy's a church operative ordered to discredit the church's opponents. ;-)
 
2013-02-12 04:19:09 PM  
That's one out of HOW many....?
 
2013-02-12 04:28:31 PM  

namatad: so he is still gay and in the closet?
check


That is all that needs to be said in this thread right there in the Boobies.
 
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