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(NPR)   Will President Obama promise more of the same? Will there be an emotional tribute to the recent victims of gun violence? Will the Right overreact? Will Ted Nugent disappear forever? It's your official State of the Union Discussion Thread   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, State of the Union, President Obama, obama, gun violence, Brennan Center for Justice, second inaugural address, first State of the Union, President Bill Clinton  
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2013-02-12 09:13:59 PM  
Good lord, Mr. Speaker. Drunk and angry is no way to present yourself to America.
2013-02-12 09:14:12 PM  

flamingboar: Why is Cantor behind the president?

Cantor's one of the escorts. 10 from the House and 10 from the Senate. Tammy Duckworth and Nancy Pelosi are there too.
2013-02-12 09:14:13 PM  

2013-02-12 09:14:15 PM  
They clap for a looooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time.

2013-02-12 09:14:18 PM  
Oh God! I am total Farker now!

I feel sooooooooooo smrt.

Thank you so very, very much.
2013-02-12 09:14:26 PM  
Working group is top notch this year. I think the Doberman will win it.
2013-02-12 09:14:30 PM  
This is a gift thread?  I'd take a TF month.  Ya know, if you wanna.  Anyone.  If not, that's cool too.
2013-02-12 09:14:34 PM  
When are they going to stop clapping so that the drinking game can start? Five minutes of straight clapping was not one of my rules!
2013-02-12 09:14:39 PM  

Master of the Flying Guillotine: $5 on Ted Nugent being a loud d-bag with a Hulkamania foam finger

well....all he needs for that is the finger really
2013-02-12 09:14:40 PM  
Loving CBS coverage. Very little commentary.
2013-02-12 09:14:49 PM

TotalFARK rules :D
2013-02-12 09:14:51 PM  

EchoMike: What kind of clapping was Gabby Giffords doing?

Whatever the fark kind she wants.
2013-02-12 09:14:52 PM  


I hear she goes full Donna Brazille.
2013-02-12 09:15:02 PM  

incendi: Good lord, Mr. Speaker. Drunk and angry is no way to present yourself to America.

Who does he think he is, a Farker?
2013-02-12 09:15:02 PM  
Lol Boehner.
2013-02-12 09:15:10 PM  
I suppose the President simply must say something about gun control, his "Lenny Skutnik" this year is a parent from Sandy Hook for Pete's sake, but were I him I'd just do it and get it over with, because it's not going to pass and he'll be seen to put a lot of political capital into a failed policy proposal.
2013-02-12 09:15:13 PM  

RevMercutio: MaudlinMutantMollusk: RevMercutio: Tonight's "Designated Survivor" AKA, the cabinet member not on premeses, is  Steven Chu,United States Secretary of Energy

What would they do?

/plant him and grow a new cabinet?

assure continuity of government. He'd become Prez.


/I know that
2013-02-12 09:15:14 PM  

star_topology: drew46n2: [ image 555x918]

Are all those accurate? To Facebook that shall go...

There were 4 that I knew, all of which are verbatim.
2013-02-12 09:15:14 PM  
and now....Funk is on a roll!
2013-02-12 09:15:16 PM  

Shirley Ujest: Oh God! I am total Farker now!

I feel sooooooooooo smrt.

Thank you so very, very much.

Well having total fark will solve that problem
2013-02-12 09:15:20 PM  
Someone's going to have to remind us when to drink.  I can't follow the speech, this thread AND the bloody rules whilst inebriating myself.
2013-02-12 09:15:20 PM  
"nice hair"
2013-02-12 09:15:22 PM  
The president's form and face when going to shake the Biden's hand was totally bro.
2013-02-12 09:15:26 PM  
did we made sure that Boehner wasn't carrying anything sharp?  just checking is all...
2013-02-12 09:15:27 PM  
Is it me, or does Boehner look like he had his daily hourly bottle of tequila? Guy's got the starry-eyed look to him.
2013-02-12 09:15:27 PM  
Ric Flair is that you in there?

2013-02-12 09:15:27 PM  
OK, everyone sit down and stfu
2013-02-12 09:15:29 PM  
I'm already tired of all the clapping.

dumbandilikeit: Loving CBS coverage. Very little commentary.

I'm using the WH feed.  Zero commentary.
2013-02-12 09:15:30 PM  
Boehner's sucking a lemon.
2013-02-12 09:15:30 PM  
Thank you....thank you....SUP AMERICA!!!!!!
2013-02-12 09:15:31 PM  
Joe Biden gets the secret handshake and fistbump. Boehner gets the "hi how you doing?"
2013-02-12 09:15:35 PM  
what is the over/under that Ted goes full "YOU LIE" in this?
2013-02-12 09:15:36 PM  
I don't need totalfark



'cause I always need that

you hear me, michelle?
2013-02-12 09:15:36 PM  
Show time.
2013-02-12 09:15:39 PM  

ABQGOD: Does anybody else think Michelle is resting her arms under a future baby bump?


(note: I am a liberal, Democrat) - I just like joking and such
2013-02-12 09:15:48 PM  
Envelope botch!
2013-02-12 09:15:51 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen... YOUR US national Bongo-Farting team!
2013-02-12 09:15:57 PM  
The contrast between Biden and Boehner is hilarious.
2013-02-12 09:15:59 PM  

somedude210: Crackers Are a Family Food: somedude210: anyone else want some TF lovin'? I still have a few more I'm willing to give

Is this offer still open? :D

Rwa2play: somedude210: anyone else want some TF lovin'? I still have a few more I'm willing to give

I'm not too proud to beg for one. :)

Done and someone beat me to you RWA

Thank you!!  :D
2013-02-12 09:16:06 PM  
Obama can't even hand the right envelope to the right guy.  Impeach!!!!
2013-02-12 09:16:07 PM  

Thanks Starry. Definitely did not expect TF....

Cool beans!
2013-02-12 09:16:12 PM  

Crackers Are a Family Food: I can't wait to see what Teddy screams out in the middle of the speech.

"Hey, Mr. 'President,' why don't - hey, what's tha-? OW!  HEY!  Don't taze me bro!!  OOOWWWWWW!!!  ooooo...I think I shiat my pants....I want my mommy..."
2013-02-12 09:16:12 PM  
The applause will continue well into stage three....
2013-02-12 09:16:13 PM  
That pink tie goes well with the orange, Boehner.
2013-02-12 09:16:14 PM  
what's with the green ribbons?
2013-02-12 09:16:16 PM  
poo flinging monkey checking in
2013-02-12 09:16:20 PM  
did...did Boehner sound drunk?
2013-02-12 09:16:23 PM  
i am tag team champ
2013-02-12 09:16:30 PM  
I am the congress tag team champions
2013-02-12 09:16:38 PM  

eraser8: Boehner's sucking a lemon.

To get the taste of Koch out of his mouth.
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