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(NPR)   Will President Obama promise more of the same? Will there be an emotional tribute to the recent victims of gun violence? Will the Right overreact? Will Ted Nugent disappear forever? It's your official State of the Union Discussion Thread   (npr.org) divider line 2410
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2013-02-12 09:03:50 PM

NeoCortex42: Who's giving the response after the SOTU?  Is it Rubio?


yup yup
 
2013-02-12 09:03:53 PM

Popcorn Johnny: I hate all the hand shaking and introductions, these people all know each other and interact on an almost daily basis.


This is the first time I've set out to watch one live, and I'm already on the verge of turning it off for exactly this reason.
 
2013-02-12 09:04:00 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Dougie AXP: DaJesus: CUE STATIC

That. Would. Be. EPIC

The pipebomb to end all pipebombs.  :D

/glass shatters


You think you know me...
/crazy metal double-bass
 
2013-02-12 09:04:03 PM

RevMercutio: Tonight's "Designated Survivor" AKA, the cabinet member not on premeses, is  Steven Chu,United States Secretary of Energy


is that actually a thing?
 
2013-02-12 09:04:06 PM
Popcorn Johnny: Michelle has such a huge ass.

Oh my gawd Becky, look at her butt!
 
2013-02-12 09:04:11 PM

NeoCortex42: Who's giving the response after the SOTU?  Is it Rubio?


I thought RAND PAUL. I may be wrong.
 
2013-02-12 09:04:21 PM

NeoCortex42: Who's giving the response after the SOTU?  Is it Rubio?


yeah
 
2013-02-12 09:04:22 PM

Lionel Mandrake: And you expect people to take you seriously...just another dipshiat wingnut teabagger


So libs think she has a nice butt?  Ya'all a bunch of chubby chases I guess.

Speaking of women, who is that hot blonde?
 
2013-02-12 09:04:25 PM
It takes a lot of balls to make the POTUS wait.
 
2013-02-12 09:04:26 PM

The Downfall: It feels wrong without entrance music. Where is Howard Finkel when you need him?


Does Mean Gene have the scoop tonight?
 
2013-02-12 09:04:35 PM

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Grand_Moff_Joseph: DaJesus: IAmTheTagTeamChampions: DaJesus: IAmTheTagTeamChampions: I'm gonna try to bring some crossover from the WWE threads tonight.

BAH GAWD KING, OBAMA'S BEATING BOEHNER LIKE A GUBMINT MULE!!!

YES! YES! YES! YES!

WAIT A MINUTE KING! THAT'S BIDEN'S MUSIC!! JOE BIDEN!!! JOE BIDEN!!! JOE BIDEN!!!!

GONG!

No, this needs Bobby and The Gorilla!

Much agreed!


Just PMed him on Twitter.
 
2013-02-12 09:04:39 PM
What's the best network to watch this on?
 
2013-02-12 09:04:42 PM
Where is Nugent? Was he allowed in?
 
2013-02-12 09:04:46 PM
LOL CBS talking head, Republicans are for the middle class. Goddamn that is some great humor there
 
2013-02-12 09:04:46 PM
Is the hardcore belt up for grabs in here?
 
2013-02-12 09:04:55 PM

Dougie AXP: DaJesus: CUE STATIC

That. Would. Be. EPIC


"I've got something to say! We haven't been the top superpower for 70 years because we were given anything. We have that title because we are THE BEST IN THE WORLD. Russia has tried 7 times to take the title away and never succeed. They keep getting title shots, why is that? The people who watch world politics try to tear us down but nothing will take this title from our hands, because we are THE BEST IN THE WORLD"

*drops mike*
 
2013-02-12 09:04:56 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PRESIDENTIAL SPEECH TIME YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
 
2013-02-12 09:05:05 PM

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Dougie AXP: DaJesus: CUE STATIC

That. Would. Be. EPIC

The pipebomb to end all pipebombs.  :D

/glass shatters

You think you know me...
/crazy metal double-bass


Better yet:  Time to pay your air bills, Congress!
 
2013-02-12 09:05:05 PM
Sebelius got a good camera face time position. She's running for 2016
 
2013-02-12 09:05:06 PM

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Boehner isn't wearing a green ribbon. Srsly? Dick...


libertyunyielding.com
 
2013-02-12 09:05:14 PM
Michelle Obama has gone from bangs to "Tina Turner wig."
 
2013-02-12 09:05:21 PM

NeoCortex42: Who's giving the response after the SOTU?  Is it Rubio?


Rubio and the inheritor of the Ayn Randian philosophy, the man with a plan, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND PAUL!
 
2013-02-12 09:05:28 PM
crap.  nobody move.  i'm out of coffee.
 
2013-02-12 09:05:35 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Dougie AXP: DaJesus: CUE STATIC

That. Would. Be. EPIC

The pipebomb to end all pipebombs.  :D

/glass shatters


Ohhhhhh...if he dropped the pipebomb on the GOP right then there and I'd die...laughing.
 
2013-02-12 09:05:38 PM
.My fellow Americans. Tonight we begin Martial Law . We have set on fire the Constitution and now pray to Allah you will surrender your weapons peaceable turning the Transition. Allahu Ackbar!
 
2013-02-12 09:05:39 PM

silgryphon: Is the hardcore belt up for grabs in here?


Isn't it always?
 
2013-02-12 09:05:40 PM

tweek46420: RevMercutio: Tonight's "Designated Survivor" AKA, the cabinet member not on premeses, is  Steven Chu,United States Secretary of Energy

is that actually a thing?


I wondered if they had a plan in case someone bombs the place or something.
 
2013-02-12 09:05:42 PM
Lights go out:  SHIELD!!!!
 
2013-02-12 09:05:43 PM

Earguy: What's the best network to watch this on?


C-SPAN.
 
2013-02-12 09:05:51 PM

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Boehner isn't wearing a green ribbon. Srsly? Dick...


Green clashes with orange.
 
2013-02-12 09:05:51 PM
designated survivor... dun DUN DUN....
 
2013-02-12 09:05:55 PM
Pres is late
 
2013-02-12 09:05:58 PM

tweek46420: RevMercutio: Tonight's "Designated Survivor" AKA, the cabinet member not on premeses, is  Steven Chu,United States Secretary of Energy

is that actually a thing?


Yep. Any joint session, in case the building is taken out. Inaugurations too.
 
2013-02-12 09:06:00 PM
I'm only here for Michelle's dress.

/and dat ass
//yes i'm a girl
///sorry
 
2013-02-12 09:06:04 PM
Fios doesn't have CSPAN in hd. This sucks.
 
paj
2013-02-12 09:06:08 PM

Earguy: What's the best network to watch this on?


CBC or Al Jazeera for me, though Fox for the lulz after.
 
2013-02-12 09:06:09 PM

Earguy: What's the best network to watch this on?


Whitehouse.gov, if you can. Or I dunno, CBS or something.
 
2013-02-12 09:06:12 PM
"Fix not Fight". Bipartisanship for the sake of bipartisanship!

[gag]
 
2013-02-12 09:06:13 PM
Ryan, you cheeky bastard. Fresh from the gym?
 
2013-02-12 09:06:17 PM

RevMercutio: Tonight's "Designated Survivor" AKA, the cabinet member not on premeses, is  Steven Chu,United States Secretary of Energy


What would they do?

/plant him and grow a new cabinet?
 
2013-02-12 09:06:27 PM
Apparently Secretary of Energy Steven Chu is the designated "go hide in a bunker" guy. That bunker being Iowa (he gave a speech at my school today).

/The best part was him reading the onion article about himself from a few days ago out loud
 
2013-02-12 09:06:29 PM
Meet your interim president for the duration of the speech.........(sort of)
He's the guy who is manning the phones at the WH until Obama gets back.

Stephen Chu

upload.wikimedia.org

Steven Chu is the State of the Union 'designated survivor'
posted by Rachel Weiner
February 12, 2013
Washington Post
 
2013-02-12 09:06:39 PM
anyone else want some TF lovin'? I still have a few more I'm willing to give
 
2013-02-12 09:06:47 PM
Well the antenna isnt working and Xbox live isn't streaming the speech.

Guess it's iPad tonight
 
2013-02-12 09:06:58 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Lionel Mandrake: And you expect people to take you seriously...just another dipshiat wingnut teabagger

So libs think she has a nice butt?  Ya'all a bunch of chubby chases I guess.

Speaking of women, who is that hot blonde?


All this and a fan of Nugent.  My, aren't you just the complete package.
 
2013-02-12 09:07:06 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Dougie AXP: DaJesus: CUE STATIC

That. Would. Be. EPIC

The pipebomb to end all pipebombs.  :D

/glass shatters

You think you know me...
/crazy metal double-bass

Better yet:  Time to pay your air bills, Congress!


SOMEBODY GON' GET A TAX HIKE!
SOMEBODY GON' GET A COAL STRIKE!
 
2013-02-12 09:07:09 PM

somedude210: Is someone fapping on CSPAN?

dickfreckle: somedude210: push it forward, let $5 travel the length and breadth of Fark

There's just too many dick jokes in there for me to even know where to start. And I'm like the king of dick jokes in an otherwise serious thread. Hell, look at my stupid handle (which I regret, but am too invested in to make an alt).

Congrats, that earned you a farky and a sponsorship


Thanks, man!

 Believe it or not, I sometimes have things of substance to post in threads likes these. On other days, it's dick jokes.
 
2013-02-12 09:07:13 PM
Late to the party... so... what's with the green ribbon?
 
2013-02-12 09:07:16 PM

somedude210: anyone else want some TF lovin'? I still have a few more I'm willing to give


I can do with some TF! been on this site for many a year without ever upping to a TF so i dont even know what it looks like
 
2013-02-12 09:07:21 PM

KWess: IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Boehner isn't wearing a green ribbon. Srsly? Dick...

[libertyunyielding.com image 511x362]


Omg just saw that episode the other night. Still hilarious.
 
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