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(NPR)   Will President Obama promise more of the same? Will there be an emotional tribute to the recent victims of gun violence? Will the Right overreact? Will Ted Nugent disappear forever? It's your official State of the Union Discussion Thread   (npr.org ) divider line
    More: Spiffy, State of the Union, President Obama, obama, gun violence, Brennan Center for Justice, second inaugural address, first State of the Union, President Bill Clinton  
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2013-02-12 08:41:35 PM  
Is there any real reason to watch any channel but CSPAN? They show just the speech without any extra commentary or graphics. As pure a feed as I have found.
 
2013-02-12 08:42:48 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Lurking Fear: I'm willing to bet Ted disrupts the event and is escorted out by the secret service.

Please be a wizard...please.  :)


Came here to say this.  Please do something to get tazed?!
 
2013-02-12 08:42:49 PM  
Free TF? What would I do with that?
 
2013-02-12 08:43:36 PM  

DaJesus: Free TF? What would I do with that?


masturbate furious. Duh
 
2013-02-12 08:43:47 PM  

I WANT TO KNOW

JUST HWHAT

THE PRESIDENTE EL KABONG

IS GOING TO DO

ABOUT OUR NATION

'S

WILD
        PIG


CRISIS

????????????

 
2013-02-12 08:44:16 PM  

somedude210: DaJesus: Free TF? What would I do with that?

masturbate furious. Duh


So everything would be the same?
 
2013-02-12 08:44:25 PM  

somedude210: DaJesus: Free TF? What would I do with that?

masturbate furious. Duh


And do a happy dance while masturbating furiously.

Heh.
 
2013-02-12 08:45:09 PM  

willfullyobscure: I WANT TO KNOW

JUST HWHAT

THE PRESIDENTE EL KABONG

IS GOING TO DO

ABOUT OUR NATION

'S

WILD
        PIG

CRISIS

????????????


FFS, look at his background. He will cook it underground and have a luau.
 
2013-02-12 08:46:27 PM  
I'm gonna try to bring some crossover from the WWE threads tonight.

BAH GAWD KING, OBAMA'S BEATING BOEHNER LIKE A GUBMINT MULE!!!
 
2013-02-12 08:47:04 PM  

Rwa2play: somedude210: DaJesus: Free TF? What would I do with that?

masturbate furious. Duh

And do a happy dance while masturbating furiously.

Heh.


DaJesus: So everything would be the same?


what he said^^^

but we do have some interesting discussion threads
 
2013-02-12 08:47:44 PM  

RevMercutio: willfullyobscure: I WANT TO KNOW

JUST HWHAT

THE PRESIDENTE EL KABONG

IS GOING TO DO

ABOUT OUR NATION

'S

WILD
        PIG

CRISIS

????????????

FFS, look at his background. He will cook it underground and have a luau.


Muslins don't eat pork.
 
2013-02-12 08:47:46 PM  

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: I'm gonna try to bring some crossover from the WWE threads tonight.

BAH GAWD KING, OBAMA'S BEATING BOEHNER LIKE A GUBMINT MULE!!!


Obama would use America's Rasslin' Liberal:
comedycentral.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-02-12 08:48:08 PM  

somedude210: push it forward, let $5 travel the length and breadth of Fark


There's just too many dick jokes in there for me to even know where to start. And I'm like the king of dick jokes in an otherwise serious thread. Hell, look at my stupid handle (which I regret, but am too invested in to make an alt).
 
2013-02-12 08:48:16 PM  

RevMercutio: FFS, look at his background. He will cook it underground and have a luau.


laf
 
2013-02-12 08:48:21 PM  

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: I'm gonna try to bring some crossover from the WWE threads tonight.

BAH GAWD KING, OBAMA'S BEATING BOEHNER LIKE A GUBMINT MULE!!!


YES! YES! YES! YES!
 
2013-02-12 08:48:31 PM  

RevMercutio: willfullyobscure: I WANT TO KNOW

JUST HWHAT

THE PRESIDENTE EL KABONG

IS GOING TO DO

ABOUT OUR NATION

'S

WILD
        PIG

CRISIS

????????????

FFS, look at his background. He will cook it underground and have a luau.


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-12 08:48:38 PM  
Lionel Mandrake: RevMercutio: willfullyobscure: I WANT TO KNOW

JUST HWHAT

THE PRESIDENTE EL KABONG

IS GOING TO DO

ABOUT OUR NATION

'S

WILD
        PIG

CRISIS

????????????

FFS, look at his background. He will cook it underground and have a luau.

Muslins don't eat pork.


Muslin, being cloth, doesn't eat anything.

/And suddenly I'm Totalfarked!
 
2013-02-12 08:50:54 PM  
Is someone fapping on CSPAN?

dickfreckle: somedude210: push it forward, let $5 travel the length and breadth of Fark

There's just too many dick jokes in there for me to even know where to start. And I'm like the king of dick jokes in an otherwise serious thread. Hell, look at my stupid handle (which I regret, but am too invested in to make an alt).


Congrats, that earned you a farky and a sponsorship
 
paj
2013-02-12 08:51:17 PM  
So.......are we watching Fox for the lulz?
 
2013-02-12 08:51:56 PM  
Moar drinking game rules!
 
2013-02-12 08:52:22 PM  

DaJesus: IAmTheTagTeamChampions: I'm gonna try to bring some crossover from the WWE threads tonight.

BAH GAWD KING, OBAMA'S BEATING BOEHNER LIKE A GUBMINT MULE!!!

YES! YES! YES! YES!


WAIT A MINUTE KING! THAT'S BIDEN'S MUSIC!! JOE BIDEN!!! JOE BIDEN!!! JOE BIDEN!!!!
 
2013-02-12 08:53:28 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: tenpoundsofcheese: It would be funny if Ted tries to citizen's arrest the illegal immigrant.

seriously, we now invite illegal immigrants to the SOTU?

Well, it seemed only natural since he's giving the speech


Magnificent bastard.
 
2013-02-12 08:53:29 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Darth_Lukecash: I doubt it very much. His persona is to be the "crazy" rocker and to be passionate. The last calm intellegent spokesperson amoung rockers was Zappa taking on censorship.

Nugent is for keeping guns out of the hands or criminals and the mentally ill, as well as imposing tougher laws for people illegally possessing weapons.  He also opposes bans on assault weapons and high capacity magazines.

Obama is for a ban on assault weapons and high capacity magazines.

Now tell me, which side are most gun loving farkers on?


Seeing as how Ted Nugent told the President to "suck on my machine gun" and that Clinton should "ride it into the sunset", I'd say he's pretty mentally ill, which means that assuming Ted Nugent wants to keep his guns, Ted Nugent isn't on Ted Nugent's side.
 
2013-02-12 08:53:41 PM  
How many times will republicans clap?

Take your bets
 
2013-02-12 08:53:54 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Muslins don't eat pork.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-12 08:54:01 PM  
And the feed is live. Strangely, no standing ovations yet. I swear, they're slipping.
 
2013-02-12 08:54:29 PM  
Everyone seems to be milling about. I am looking for the Senators checking their ticket stubs and arguing that someone is in their seat.
"Is this section 8, seat 12?"

"No, this is section 9, you want the other side of the aisle."
 
2013-02-12 08:54:32 PM  

DaJesus: Is there any real reason to watch any channel but CSPAN? They show just the speech without any extra commentary or graphics. As pure a feed as I have found.


CSPAN has always been the only thing I could trust. Because the cold, sterile facts are given to you without the embellishments of some asshole talking head. While I do feel that Fox is the chief offender, they all do it to varying degrees. Hell, CNN gives Fox a run for their money in terms of Full Retard. MSNBC just pisses me off despite my agreeing with their sentiment.

 You aren't supposed to tell me how to feel about things. You're supposed to show me the cold hard facts, however they pan out.
 
2013-02-12 08:54:39 PM  

silgryphon: How many times will republicans clap?

Take your bets


Is "zero" covered by the over or under?
 
2013-02-12 08:54:42 PM  
BAH GAWD KING, WE GOT A REAL SLOBBER KNOCKER, THE POTUS VS CRAZY COP KILLA....WHO'S GONNA WIN?!
 
2013-02-12 08:55:10 PM  
Michigan's former milfy gov on CNN.
 
2013-02-12 08:55:27 PM  
Just now on Politico:

Guy in studio: "Jonathan, tell me something I don't know."

Jonathan on the street: "We'll, there's a homeless guy behind me yelling obscenities..."
 
2013-02-12 08:55:28 PM  
Is Boehner's speech a little halting, a little stilted? He hasn't started his drinking already, has he?
 
2013-02-12 08:55:46 PM  

Crabs_Can_Polevault: silgryphon: How many times will republicans clap?

Take your bets

Is "zero" covered by the over or under?


Under
 
2013-02-12 08:55:48 PM  
I wish Jesse Jackson would write presidential state of the union speeches

that man uses his tongue prettier than a three dollar whore
 
2013-02-12 08:56:09 PM  

dickfreckle: DaJesus: Is there any real reason to watch any channel but CSPAN? They show just the speech without any extra commentary or graphics. As pure a feed as I have found.

CSPAN has always been the only thing I could trust. Because the cold, sterile facts are given to you without the embellishments of some asshole talking head. While I do feel that Fox is the chief offender, they all do it to varying degrees. Hell, CNN gives Fox a run for their money in terms of Full Retard. MSNBC just pisses me off despite my agreeing with their sentiment.

 You aren't supposed to tell me how to feel about things. You're supposed to show me the cold hard facts, however they pan out.


Well, thanks for taking my point and making it clearer and more succinct. I choose you to be my spokesperson for the rest of this thread.
 
2013-02-12 08:56:17 PM  
Jill Biden has found an asian lady to sit with. (Is it racist to assume relation to Rep. Tammy Duckworth?)
 
2013-02-12 08:56:21 PM  
The Dean gets mild clapping. Whoever that is
 
2013-02-12 08:57:06 PM  
How can this be Mardi Gras without a drinking game.  Dammit tomorrow is no drinking for 46 days ...or near that...!
 
2013-02-12 08:57:06 PM  
THE DEAN OF THE DIPLOMATIC CORP
 
2013-02-12 08:57:07 PM  

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: DaJesus: IAmTheTagTeamChampions: I'm gonna try to bring some crossover from the WWE threads tonight.

BAH GAWD KING, OBAMA'S BEATING BOEHNER LIKE A GUBMINT MULE!!!

YES! YES! YES! YES!

WAIT A MINUTE KING! THAT'S BIDEN'S MUSIC!! JOE BIDEN!!! JOE BIDEN!!! JOE BIDEN!!!!


GONG!
 
2013-02-12 08:57:12 PM  
...aaannndddd here we go.  Popcorn at the ready!
 
2013-02-12 08:57:12 PM  
Just someone once dress in pants and a t-shirt

That would be awesome
 
2013-02-12 08:57:29 PM  

silgryphon: The Dean gets mild clapping. Whoever that is


www.classicalvalues.com
 
2013-02-12 08:57:38 PM  

dickfreckle: DaJesus: Is there any real reason to watch any channel but CSPAN? They show just the speech without any extra commentary or graphics. As pure a feed as I have found.

CSPAN has always been the only thing I could trust. Because the cold, sterile facts are given to you without the embellishments of some asshole talking head. While I do feel that Fox is the chief offender, they all do it to varying degrees. Hell, CNN gives Fox a run for their money in terms of Full Retard. MSNBC just pisses me off despite my agreeing with their sentiment.

 You aren't supposed to tell me how to feel about things. You're supposed to show me the cold hard facts, however they pan out.


CSPAN was definitely the place to watch the Presidential debates. All I want is the content with no embellishments. That leaves out most of the news stations.
 
2013-02-12 08:57:40 PM  
Need to add my hopes to the group that Nugent does something stupid and gets taken down on live TV.
 
2013-02-12 08:57:48 PM  
The President should come out dressed as this dude:

img687.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-12 08:58:21 PM  
I'm watching the feed from whitehouse.gov

http://www.whitehouse.gov/state-of-the-union-2013
 
2013-02-12 08:58:22 PM  
Somebody shut Newt the fark up.
 
2013-02-12 08:58:22 PM  
This year, the Supreme Court has decided to forgo pants.
 
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