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(NPR)   Will President Obama promise more of the same? Will there be an emotional tribute to the recent victims of gun violence? Will the Right overreact? Will Ted Nugent disappear forever? It's your official State of the Union Discussion Thread   (npr.org) divider line 2410
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2013-02-12 08:11:27 PM
Obama will admit he is actually Christopher Dorner, just wears a fat-suit for it.
 
2013-02-12 08:12:12 PM

LasersHurt: somedude210: TF Fairy has arrived. Who wants some TF Lovin' tonight? I'm feelin' a mighty fine generous tonight.

alright alright alright....

/the great thing about farkers is I get older
//and they stay the same handle...
///^_^

Help, TF Fairy, my subscription is going to expire!


Mine expired today. As a Farker-American, I will appreciate the opportunity to shiatpost and derail threads before they go main. The state of the Fark union is strong, but with your appropriation for my TF subscription, I can continue our fine tradition of cynical bickering, trolling, an well poisoning. Thank you, and God bless Fark.
 
2013-02-12 08:12:37 PM
Take a shot every time the president is interrupted by applause.  Take two for jeers.
 
2013-02-12 08:12:38 PM
WHO WANTS SOME GOOD OL' TF LOVING YALLLLLLLLL
 
2013-02-12 08:14:04 PM

nekom: Meanwhile, Obama's Waco is ongoing.

/no, I don't really mean that.  Just wonder if he'll mention it.  Probably not in this venue.


Given his past history, there's a non-zero chance that he'll open the address announcing Delta Force or SEAL Team Six or FOXHOUND or something just staged a successful takedown of Chris Dorner.
 
2013-02-12 08:14:38 PM

Frank N Stein: LasersHurt: somedude210: TF Fairy has arrived. Who wants some TF Lovin' tonight? I'm feelin' a mighty fine generous tonight.

alright alright alright....

/the great thing about farkers is I get older
//and they stay the same handle...
///^_^

Help, TF Fairy, my subscription is going to expire!

Mine expired today. As a Farker-American, I will appreciate the opportunity to shiatpost and derail threads before they go main. The state of the Fark union is strong, but with your appropriation for my TF subscription, I can continue our fine tradition of cynical bickering, trolling, an well poisoning. Thank you, and God bless Fark.


BOOM!!!!

Enjoy your TF and for the love of god, wash your hands after you're through with the liters! ^_^

*poof* TF FAIRY!!!!! *poof*
 
2013-02-12 08:15:05 PM
Yes. Unfortunately, no. Yes. Good god I hope so.
 
2013-02-12 08:15:07 PM
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/Ready to go.
 
2013-02-12 08:15:11 PM

somedude210: WHO WANTS SOME GOOD OL' TF LOVING YALLLLLLLLL


Is that a trick question?
 
2013-02-12 08:15:19 PM

somedude210: I can't sponsor you until it expires. but give me an email before it goes and maybe I'll sponsor you. I need compelling reasons though


Honestly I have no good reason to ask for it, I just thought I would try. Same reason I will try anything offered by taste testing stations in a supermarket.
 
2013-02-12 08:15:40 PM
 
2013-02-12 08:16:01 PM

born_yesterday: somedude210: WHO WANTS SOME GOOD OL' TF LOVING YALLLLLLLLL

Is that a trick question?


state some reasons why you should be blessed by the fairy of total fark!
 
2013-02-12 08:16:37 PM

somedude210: TF Fairy has arrived. Who wants some TF Lovin' tonight? I'm feelin' a mighty fine generous tonight.

alright alright alright....

/the great thing about farkers is I get older
//and they stay the same handle...
///^_^


Well, if you're being generous tonight , I wouldn't mind seeing what TF is all about.
 
2013-02-12 08:16:54 PM
Anyone streaming on their Android? All I can find is a feed on CNN with that cabin and guy burning. What are you using?
 
2013-02-12 08:17:16 PM

LasersHurt: somedude210: I can't sponsor you until it expires. but give me an email before it goes and maybe I'll sponsor you. I need compelling reasons though

Honestly I have no good reason to ask for it, I just thought I would try. Same reason I will try anything offered by taste testing stations in a supermarket.


fair enough, email me when it runs out and I may spare you a commuted sentence in literland

/the riff-raff
 
2013-02-12 08:18:11 PM
Shouldn't there be a YouTube feed?  I haven't checked, but they've been pretty good at offering streams to these sorts of events.
 
2013-02-12 08:18:23 PM

somedude210: born_yesterday: somedude210: WHO WANTS SOME GOOD OL' TF LOVING YALLLLLLLLL

Is that a trick question?

state some reasons why you should be blessed by the fairy of total fark!


NeoCortex42: somedude210: TF Fairy has arrived. Who wants some TF Lovin' tonight? I'm feelin' a mighty fine generous tonight.

alright alright alright....

/the great thing about farkers is I get older
//and they stay the same handle...
///^_^

Well, if you're being generous tonight , I wouldn't mind seeing what TF is all about.


I've been granted a month before.  I think you should set up somebody that's never had the experience.

Thanks, though; nice to see you're legit about it.
 
2013-02-12 08:18:49 PM

NeoCortex42: Well, if you're being generous tonight , I wouldn't mind seeing what TF is all about.


*BOOM* you get a sponsor!

Now go out and totally fark shiat up!

also, if you wouldn't mind, pass that $5 on to someone else too. Spread the love, the cheer, the farking

/I'm bringing the DNC rules back and back hard boys and girls!
 
2013-02-12 08:19:15 PM

KarmicDisaster: Anyone streaming on their Android? All I can find is a feed on CNN with that cabin and guy burning. What are you using?


Meant to quote this in my last post.

Farking on a tablet keeps me busy enough dealing with auto-correct.
 
2013-02-12 08:19:35 PM

kidgenius: Official Dubstep preview


That is absolutely hilarious. CHHAAARRTTSWUBWUBUWBW
 
2013-02-12 08:20:23 PM

somedude210: NeoCortex42: Well, if you're being generous tonight , I wouldn't mind seeing what TF is all about.

*BOOM* you get a sponsor!

Now go out and totally fark shiat up!

also, if you wouldn't mind, pass that $5 on to someone else too. Spread the love, the cheer, the farking

/I'm bringing the DNC rules back and back hard boys and girls!


Sweet!  Muchos gracias.
 
2013-02-12 08:20:30 PM

somedude210: Frank N Stein: LasersHurt: somedude210: TF Fairy has arrived. Who wants some TF Lovin' tonight? I'm feelin' a mighty fine generous tonight.

alright alright alright....

/the great thing about farkers is I get older
//and they stay the same handle...
///^_^

Help, TF Fairy, my subscription is going to expire!

Mine expired today. As a Farker-American, I will appreciate the opportunity to shiatpost and derail threads before they go main. The state of the Fark union is strong, but with your appropriation for my TF subscription, I can continue our fine tradition of cynical bickering, trolling, an well poisoning. Thank you, and God bless Fark.

BOOM!!!!

Enjoy your TF and for the love of god, wash your hands after you're through with the liters! ^_^

*poof* TF FAIRY!!!!! *poof*


Thank you. I hope you learned your lesson. You don't redistribute TF subscriptions to other people, you God damned Socialist.

/jk thanks bro.
 
2013-02-12 08:20:46 PM

NeoCortex42: Shouldn't there be a YouTube feed?  I haven't checked, but they've been pretty good at offering streams to these sorts of events.


C-span is a great live stream

born_yesterday: I've been granted a month before.  I think you should set up somebody that's never had the experience.

Thanks, though; nice to see you're legit about it.


already sponsored him. Do you want it too? I'd like to sponsor you.
 
2013-02-12 08:21:32 PM

somedude210: WHO WANTS SOME GOOD OL' TF LOVING YALLLLLLLLL


I am the tag team champions.

That is all.
 
2013-02-12 08:21:35 PM

somedude210: LasersHurt: somedude210: I can't sponsor you until it expires. but give me an email before it goes and maybe I'll sponsor you. I need compelling reasons though

Honestly I have no good reason to ask for it, I just thought I would try. Same reason I will try anything offered by taste testing stations in a supermarket.

fair enough, email me when it runs out and I may spare you a commuted sentence in literland

/the riff-raff


Riff-raff?! Dang elitist ivory tower East Coast limousine liberals. My family done been liters since before the War of Northern Aggression and we're still proud to be, goldangit.
 
2013-02-12 08:21:44 PM

Frank N Stein: Thank you. I hope you learned your lesson. You don't redistribute TF subscriptions to other people, you God damned Socialist.


It's an OBAMA State of the Union. Tonight, we're  allgoddamn socialists!
 
2013-02-12 08:22:07 PM

Lurking Fear: I'm willing to bet Ted disrupts the event and is escorted out by the secret service.


I'm hoping "escorted" is a euphamism.
 
2013-02-12 08:22:30 PM

NeoCortex42: Shouldn't there be a YouTube feed?  I haven't checked, but they've been pretty good at offering streams to these sorts of events.


Yes. See here.
 
2013-02-12 08:23:04 PM

somedude210: NeoCortex42: Shouldn't there be a YouTube feed?  I haven't checked, but they've been pretty good at offering streams to these sorts of events.

C-span is a great live stream

born_yesterday: I've been granted a month before.  I think you should set up somebody that's never had the experience.

Thanks, though; nice to see you're legit about it.

already sponsored him. Do you want it too? I'd like to sponsor you.


Sure.  I'd do my best to set the tone of threads with my comedy stylings.  Or, angry, drunken belligerence.  I'm a wildcard!
 
2013-02-12 08:23:16 PM

A Dark Evil Omen: somedude210: LasersHurt: somedude210: I can't sponsor you until it expires. but give me an email before it goes and maybe I'll sponsor you. I need compelling reasons though

Honestly I have no good reason to ask for it, I just thought I would try. Same reason I will try anything offered by taste testing stations in a supermarket.

fair enough, email me when it runs out and I may spare you a commuted sentence in literland

/the riff-raff

Riff-raff?! Dang elitist ivory tower East Coast limousine liberals. My family done been liters since before the War of Northern Aggression and we're still proud to be, goldangit.


Dude, I've had you farkied in green for a long time (and for the life of me, I don't know why originally. This was before the time of note taking) so you get a sponsor just cause I like the stupid liter shiat you say
 
2013-02-12 08:23:37 PM

Corn_Fed: Lurking Fear: I'm willing to bet Ted disrupts the event and is escorted out by the secret service.

I'm hoping "escorted" is a euphamism.


As in "to be made someone's 'escort'"?
 
2013-02-12 08:23:47 PM
There will calls for cuts, but no cuts will be offered.  Just the usual vague "smart, sensible, without hurting our most needy, blah blah blah".  Translation:  there will be no cuts.

The cuts will have to be "fair and balanced".  Translation:  We just took a trillion in new taxes, if you have any money left get your checkbook warmed up.

"Invest in ______."  Translation:  More spending.

The Republicans will respond with a pretty accurate assessment of the economy and fake some kissass to the groups that have not and will not vote for them.  Translation:  We don't have any ideas either.

We're pretty much all screwed.

/enjoy
 
2013-02-12 08:25:20 PM

born_yesterday: somedude210: NeoCortex42: Shouldn't there be a YouTube feed?  I haven't checked, but they've been pretty good at offering streams to these sorts of events.

C-span is a great live stream

born_yesterday: I've been granted a month before.  I think you should set up somebody that's never had the experience.

Thanks, though; nice to see you're legit about it.

already sponsored him. Do you want it too? I'd like to sponsor you.

Sure.  I'd do my best to set the tone of threads with my comedy stylings.  Or, angry, drunken belligerence.  I'm a wildcard!


Thank you!

Mortimer...we're back!
 
2013-02-12 08:25:43 PM

somedude210: A Dark Evil Omen: somedude210: LasersHurt: somedude210: I can't sponsor you until it expires. but give me an email before it goes and maybe I'll sponsor you. I need compelling reasons though

Honestly I have no good reason to ask for it, I just thought I would try. Same reason I will try anything offered by taste testing stations in a supermarket.

fair enough, email me when it runs out and I may spare you a commuted sentence in literland

/the riff-raff

Riff-raff?! Dang elitist ivory tower East Coast limousine liberals. My family done been liters since before the War of Northern Aggression and we're still proud to be, goldangit.

Dude, I've had you farkied in green for a long time (and for the life of me, I don't know why originally. This was before the time of note taking) so you get a sponsor just cause I like the stupid liter shiat you say


Haha, well, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's saying stupid shiat. I'll do my best to live down to your expectations. Thanks!
 
2013-02-12 08:25:53 PM

born_yesterday: Sure.  I'd do my best to set the tone of threads with my comedy stylings.  Or, angry, drunken belligerence.  I'm a wildcard!


done! and welcome to the world of TF. The Fairy just asks that you pass that one to a less fortunate farker or donate to a charity of good cause

/sponsoring people does a lot to my wallet
//but I like giving to you people
///help a brother out, sponsor your brothers and sisters on fark
////then help me win a presidential campaign in 16 years
 
2013-02-12 08:26:53 PM
These CSPAN callers are farking retarded.
 
2013-02-12 08:27:49 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: nekom: That's about all the capacity he has to do. What's the criminal penalty for such disruptions anyway? Disorderly conduct and a few hours in the tank? $50 and time served when you go see the night court judge?

no way he's going to do anything of the sort. He's trying the be responsible face of gun ownership.


I think Nuge's attending just to enjoy the most penetrating full-body cavity search ever.
 
2013-02-12 08:29:09 PM

Testiclaw: These CSPAN callers are farking retarded.


So are we, brutha.  So are we.
 
2013-02-12 08:30:12 PM

somedude210: born_yesterday: Sure.  I'd do my best to set the tone of threads with my comedy stylings.  Or, angry, drunken belligerence.  I'm a wildcard!

done! and welcome to the world of TF. The Fairy just asks that you pass that one to a less fortunate farker or donate to a charity of good cause

/sponsoring people does a lot to my wallet
//but I like giving to you people
///help a brother out, sponsor your brothers and sisters on fark
////then help me win a presidential campaign in 16 years


I quoted myself accidentally the first time; thanks for the sponsorship~

/This is like "Pay it Forward"
//Hopefully with a happier ending
///Hail President somedude210
 
2013-02-12 08:30:18 PM

TheOther: Testiclaw: These CSPAN callers are farking retarded.

So are we, brutha.  So are we.


True that, but we aren't calling to broadcast our tardation over the airwaves.

/we only clog the tubes
 
2013-02-12 08:30:32 PM

quickdraw: Popcorn Johnny: Now tell me, which side are most gun loving farkers on?

Fark, as a community, has a very complex stand on gun control. Youve got your pro NRA shills, your libertarian ITGs, and a full spectrum of gun control advocates all the way from better background checks to taking away everything but hunting rifles.

Good luck finding a "side" to troll.


Actually, at least one Farker has explicitly advocated prohibiting civilian possession of any firearm at all.
 
2013-02-12 08:30:51 PM

Testiclaw: These CSPAN callers are farking retarded.


Any phone-in talk program is set up that the entertainment ISN'T the topic being discussed.
 
2013-02-12 08:31:42 PM

mudbuggy: What's up with the State of The Union address happening on Mardi Gras? Is this going to be some kind of secret announcement he doesn't want New Orleans to hear?


This is my first non-drunk Mardis Gras, but no, no one else in New Orleans and other parts of the Gulf South is going to see this. Then you have to factor in the Ash Wednesday hangover, when the last thing you want to look at is the news. By the time Thursday rolls around, everyone will have forgotten there was a speech in the first place.

 Side note: Mardis Gras without being drunk is kind of annoying. Or maybe I'm just annoyed at being sober.
 
2013-02-12 08:33:09 PM

born_yesterday: I quoted myself accidentally the first time; thanks for the sponsorship~

/This is like "Pay it Forward"
//Hopefully with a happier ending
///Hail President somedude210


we used to do happy endings...but it got to messy....we don't talk about it much anymore

push it forward, let $5 travel the length and breadth of Fark
 
2013-02-12 08:35:52 PM
Guess I better tune in to see what everyone will be pissed off about tomorrow.
 
2013-02-12 08:36:46 PM
Please oh please oh please do something stupid and get shot on live TV Ted Nugent!  And that Texas Representative who is vouching for him.....please....please have a lethal ass explosion all over Ted!
 
2013-02-12 08:37:20 PM
Many thanks to my benefactor!
 
2013-02-12 08:38:37 PM
Blackhawks game is starting. They should get Jim Cornelison  to do the anthem at the SOTU. Think he can get to DC in 20 minutes?
 
2013-02-12 08:40:13 PM
News channels are struggling with going split screen or not with the Dorner cabin fire. That would be so tacky.
 
2013-02-12 08:41:34 PM

IAmTheTagTeamChampions: Many thanks to my benefactor!


Sadly not me. I was going to but someone beat me to it

anyone else want some TF lovin? We're doling it out in droves tonight!

Farkers, take our advice: Pull down your pants and slide on the ice...to TOTALFARK
 
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