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(Philly.com)   Thumbbody should have left the exotic dancing to professionals   (philly.com) divider line 14
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2013-02-12 10:37:14 AM
28.media.tumblr.com

/obligatory
 
2013-02-12 11:05:02 AM
willlink.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-12 11:23:41 AM
FTFA "The digit disaster"
 
2013-02-12 12:24:50 PM
A freelance journalist friend of mine submitted this with a better headline:  <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-conversation="none"><p>@<a href="https://twitter.com/joshcornfield">joshcornfield</a> @<a href="https://twitter.com/phillydailynews">phillydailynews</a> C'mon, people, you're a tabloid: THUMBLESS DANCER SUES TOPLESS BAR.</p>- Joel Mathis (@joelmmathis) <a href="https://twitter.com/joelmmathis/status/301117547623899136">Feb ruary 11, 2013</a></blockquote>
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"Thumbless Dancer Sues Topless Bar"
 
2013-02-12 12:26:19 PM
Holy cow, embed fail. I'll be surrendering my Internet license this afternoon.
 
2013-02-12 12:32:29 PM
I've seen a few burlesque shows that use those kinds of crescent moon pieces for dancing. I didn't think they ever looked dangerous or sharp enough to sever anything.
 
2013-02-12 12:33:59 PM
While I may agree with you, I'm still be happy my first ever submitted link got on here after just lurking for a couple years.
 
2013-02-12 12:50:43 PM

HisBoyLeroy: While I may agree with you, I'm still be happy my first ever submitted link got on here after just lurking for a couple years.


See, now THAT is how you do it.
 
2013-02-12 01:11:18 PM
Was Mr. Thumb's first name Thor?
 
2013-02-12 01:19:02 PM
 
2013-02-12 01:20:37 PM
Nailed it.
 
2013-02-12 02:28:23 PM

Bondith: Was Mr. Thumb's first name Thor?


LOL :P
 
2013-02-12 05:58:38 PM

windsorhotel: "Thumbless Dancer Sues Topless Bar"


No, not better, moron.  "Thumbless" means you have no thumbs, like Megan Fox.  Missing one thumb does not make you thumbless.
 
2013-02-12 06:34:44 PM
FTA: "... the designer and builder of the dismembering apparatus."

This is SOOOO the name of my next industrial rock project!
 
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