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2013-02-12 11:29:04 AM
7 votes:
The Dark Knight.

No I'm not trolling. It was such an engrossing movie that my date didn't want to leave to go to the bathroom and miss anything. He was literally twitching in his seat for most of the movie and when he finally decided to go (during the scene where the Joker is talking to Dent in the hospital) he tripped in the dark and fell over in the aisle. I found out after the movie that he actually wet his pants a bit during the fall. He tried to hide the stain but the smell was still there.

There was no second date.
2013-02-12 09:42:35 AM
7 votes:
I saw Carrie when it first came out.  A couple days later my date wanted to see it, so off we go.  Remember at the end, when all is sad and melancholy at the grave, then the hand comes out of the ground?  I reached around behind her and grabbed her shoulder when that hand came out.

She never went out with me again :(

/ still can't hear out of that ear
2013-02-12 01:42:41 PM
5 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: wellreadneck: between the ages of 17 and 22.

God damn teach him to fight back.  He was old enough.


Teach him to fight back? I'm the one who blurted out "That's not abuse, that's an affair".
2013-02-12 01:05:01 PM
5 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

Hey, wanna check out this Swedish educational film showing in Times Square?
2013-02-12 10:51:30 AM
5 votes:

farkenarsehole: saw "basic instinct" on a first date. that was the only bush i saw that night


Not sure if struck out

fry.jpg

Or well-groomed date
2013-02-12 03:07:00 PM
4 votes:
Irreversible.

God what an uncomfortable night that was. I could tell how pissed off she was five minutes into the Monica Bellucci rape scene when she snapped at me "shout out 'stick it her pooper' one more goddamn time and I'm leaving." She wasn't bluffing.

I'm still mad at that movie for ruining my chances that night.
2013-02-12 05:47:23 PM
3 votes:

oryx: I know what a movie is, but what's a date?


A type of fruit.
2013-02-12 01:36:05 PM
3 votes:
Took a guy to see "South Park". He stormed out during " Uncle F*cker". After pointing out how insensitive and thoughtless my film choice was, he confessed that he'd been abused by his own uncle for several years, between the ages of 17 and 22.
2013-02-12 01:21:44 PM
3 votes:
I took a pacifist to Saving Private Ryan.  She was not amused.

/she took me to Shakespeare in Love for revenge
2013-02-12 01:11:59 PM
3 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-02-12 12:53:56 PM
3 votes:
A date? Who has time for that when Mom keeps making me clean the basement.
2013-02-12 12:47:55 PM
3 votes:

miss diminutive: when he finally decided to go (during the scene where the Joker is talking to Dent in the hospital) he tripped in the dark and fell over in the aisle


aw MAN NICE SPOILER ALERT, DICKHOLE
2013-02-12 10:22:39 AM
3 votes:
I was set up for a blind date. The movie was "Caligula."
2013-02-12 09:50:09 AM
3 votes:
The Human Centipede -- if you had any plans on getting your salad tossed after the movie.
2013-02-12 02:49:40 PM
2 votes:
First date with my current spousal equivalent involved renting some movies and watching them at her place. I knew she was into indie film stuff, and I had remembered hearing positive reviews of a few films (but not knowing anything else about them), so I got:

Spanking the Monkey,
The House of Yes, and
Angels and Insects.

Guess what all three turned out to have in common...
2013-02-12 02:25:12 PM
2 votes:

DubyaHater: List fails without Bruno


My friend and I went to see that and his girlfriend at the time didn't know what it was about and invited herself (probably b/c she heard us talking about going to the strip club after). Well, lets say that was an awkward car ride after.
2013-02-12 01:11:13 PM
2 votes:
Showgirls

/my boyfriend (now fiance) bought this at the Virgin Mega store when i was with him and they had to do a price check
//we now watch it and debate about different scenes and how well shot they are and about the general directing in the film
///filmnerds
2013-02-12 01:02:13 PM
2 votes:
When Top Gun came out, I saw it in the theater 3 times with 3 different guys.

/slut
2013-02-12 01:01:37 PM
2 votes:
BuzzFeed is the anal wart on the surface of the internet.
2013-02-12 01:00:17 PM
2 votes:

Dr Dreidel: Requiem for a Dream


This is probably a You Had To Be There story, a CSB if you will, but at a party back in college my buddy leans over to me and asks, "Want to see me empty out this party?"  Sure, why not.  So, he plays Requiem and within 20-30 minutes the party had cleared out.

More booze and Mary J for us!
2013-02-12 12:53:00 PM
2 votes:
The aptly named Nightmare Before Christmas was a disaster.

The Piano was a bit touch and go, but we're still together twenty years later.

Casablanca on the big screen; best date movie ever.
2013-02-12 12:52:33 PM
2 votes:
I don't normally do chick flicks, but I decided I'd see one with my wife, and then maybe we'd get the sexy time later. I let her pick the movie, but she decided that she'd be nice to my tastes in movies and went for a straight-up comedy instead without realizing my romantic intentions. She picked Knocked Up. It was not conducive to sexy time.
2013-02-12 12:51:58 PM
2 votes:
www.nicksflickpicks.com
2013-02-12 12:49:52 PM
2 votes:

rickythepenguin: Mateorocks: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo


During "that" scene, I turned to my date and hissed, "that's gonna be us in about 90 minutes"


So you raped her during the credits?
2013-02-12 10:50:00 AM
2 votes:
saw "basic instinct" on a first date. that was the only bush i saw that night
2013-02-12 09:58:52 AM
2 votes:
Not a single Adam Sandler film on the whole list? I call shenanigans.
2013-02-12 09:55:06 AM
2 votes:
No Serbian Film?
2013-02-12 09:47:58 AM
2 votes:
8. "Swimfan"
Sure.  That's the moment your date realizes you're a half-wit with terrible taste in movies.
2013-02-12 09:40:02 AM
2 votes:

gaslight: Someone I know went on date and decided to go to the pictures on the spur of the moment. They chose Prometheus without knowing what it was about.


I've seen it three times: It's about color grading.
2013-02-13 10:22:36 PM
1 votes:

rickythepenguin: Mateorocks: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo


During "that" scene, I turned to my date and hissed, "that's gonna be us in about 90 minutes"


She tied you up and kicked a dildo up your ass?
2013-02-13 08:48:52 AM
1 votes:
Took a date to Watchmen once. Even though we don't date anymore she still hasn't let me live that one down. I had to watch "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" with her which was pretty dreadful and predictable.
2013-02-13 06:01:37 AM
1 votes:
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
2013-02-12 08:51:52 PM
1 votes:
For our first date, my now husband rented Evil Dead as he remembered it scaring the piss out of him as a kid and I had never seen it.  Still going strong after 17 years.
2013-02-12 07:42:38 PM
1 votes:
Me & a buddy of mine went & saw the first jackass movie on premiere night. We were one of a few of the "older crowd". Everybody was laughing & cutting up and the movie gradually got worse. A young couple was sitting next to us. The girl was visibly uncomfortable in the scene when the guy stuck the Hot Wheel up his ass. My buddy leaned over and told her, "Great first date movie isn't it?" She failed to find the humor in the movie or my friend so they left.
/buzzkill of the day
2013-02-12 07:18:04 PM
1 votes:

LiquidTester: AkaDad: LiquidTester: AkaDad: No The Human Centipede?

It got me hot.

/on dates recently

How YOU doin'?

I think we are both dudes.  So, a little creeped out?


You creeped me out first, so I figured I would reciprocate.
2013-02-12 05:55:50 PM
1 votes:

LiquidTester: AkaDad: No The Human Centipede?

It got me hot.

/on dates recently


How YOU doin'?
2013-02-12 05:30:30 PM
1 votes:
I know what a movie is, but what's a date?
2013-02-12 05:00:00 PM
1 votes:

wiredmaverick: No love for Dead Ringers?


Dead Ringers.  Watched that the very same day that my girlfriend had "a procedure" for endometriosis.  Roommate had rented it and left it in the VCR.  We got home from the hospital and were in the mood to just curl up on the couch and watch a film.  It was painfully uncomfortable, but it was so inappropriate that by the time the "devices" were shown we both started laughing and couldn't stop.  Never should have lost that one.
2013-02-12 04:19:36 PM
1 votes:
First Date: The other sister.

Still married to her, 13 years later. I made her go see Ted with me last year. Now, we're even.
2013-02-12 04:18:34 PM
1 votes:

Odd Bird: Took a date to The Fellowship of the Ring.
She said it was good but they left a lot of things unresolved. I really couldn't argue the point.


We took our kid to see that and the guy in front of us said something like, "that's a weird way to end it." Even the eight-year-old laughed right in his face. I was so proud.
2013-02-12 03:43:19 PM
1 votes:
Probably doesn't count but I took a girlfriend to go see Save The Last Dance. She apparently did some ballet as a kid so she was interested in seeing it. After 90 minutes of awful film, she had nothing else to say for the whole night except complaints about the technical inaccuracies. Among other things, she didn't get how a girl who wants to get into Juliard can't fake her way through a dance at a club.

There was no poon that night. I went to bed first.
2013-02-12 03:39:26 PM
1 votes:

Boojum2k: Worst first-date movie for me had to be Sleeping With The Enemy. The date was good, the movie was okay, but my date really wanted to see it and it had already gone over to the cheap cinema. The climactic scene occured with most of the audience chanting "Kill The biatch" (among other things) over and over. We slipped out, and I got rescue sex.


So the worst first-date movie got you laid? What happens on your good dates?
2013-02-12 03:30:55 PM
1 votes:

wellreadneck: The All-Powerful Atheismo: wellreadneck: between the ages of 17 and 22.

God damn teach him to fight back.  He was old enough.

Teach him to fight back? I'm the one who blurted out "That's not abuse, that's an affair".


You are going to hell, and I'm following for laughing so hard at that.
2013-02-12 03:19:01 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: The Dark Knight.

No I'm not trolling. It was such an engrossing movie that my date didn't want to leave to go to the bathroom and miss anything. He was literally twitching in his seat for most of the movie and when he finally decided to go (during the scene where the Joker is talking to Dent in the hospital) he tripped in the dark and fell over in the aisle. I found out after the movie that he actually wet his pants a bit during the fall. He tried to hide the stain but the smell was still there.

There was no second date.


cool story
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2013-02-12 03:09:18 PM
1 votes:
What no "Crank 2: High Voltage" - went so far off  the beaten path from the original Crank movie to me

/wife, then girlfriend, thought by the time it got to the race track seen that I had taken her to a porno
//end of that movie you had to be high for
///hell that would have helped the entire movie
2013-02-12 03:01:10 PM
1 votes:

miss diminutive: The Dark Knight.

No I'm not trolling. It was such an engrossing movie that my date didn't want to leave to go to the bathroom and miss anything. He was literally twitching in his seat for most of the movie and when he finally decided to go (during the scene where the Joker is talking to Dent in the hospital) he tripped in the dark and fell over in the aisle. I found out after the movie that he actually wet his pants a bit during the fall. He tried to hide the stain but the smell was still there.

There was no second date.


You got dumped by PeePants McGee? That sucks.
2013-02-12 02:52:55 PM
1 votes:

Uzzah: First date with my current spousal equivalent involved renting some movies and watching them at her place. I knew she was into indie film stuff, and I had remembered hearing positive reviews of a few films (but not knowing anything else about them), so I got:

Spanking the Monkey,
The House of Yes, and
Angels and Insects.

Guess what all three turned out to have in common...


How you doin?
2013-02-12 02:41:37 PM
1 votes:

Mike Chewbacca: wellreadneck: Took a guy to see "South Park". He stormed out during " Uncle F*cker". After pointing out how insensitive and thoughtless my film choice was, he confessed that he'd been abused by his own uncle for several years, between the ages of 17 and 22.

If you didn't know his backstory, how was your movie choice insensitive and thoughtless? Besides, it's not like you KNEW Uncle Farker was going to be in the movie.


Haven't dated any 'sensitive' men, have you? My choice of films shows just how crass I am. Truth be told, had I known  his real story and the content of the film, I'd have probably trolled him with it anyway. Imagine the family gatherings. No intention of spending any holidays with that clan.
2013-02-12 02:39:07 PM
1 votes:

wellreadneck: Took a guy to see "South Park". He stormed out during " Uncle F*cker". After pointing out how insensitive and thoughtless my film choice was, he confessed that he'd been abused by his own uncle for several years, between the ages of 17 and 22.


wellreadneck: The All-Powerful Atheismo: wellreadneck: between the ages of 17 and 22.

God damn teach him to fight back.  He was old enough.

Teach him to fight back? I'm the one who blurted out "That's not abuse, that's an affair".


THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!!!!
2013-02-12 02:36:18 PM
1 votes:
Oldboy.
2013-02-12 02:20:39 PM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.orgecx.images-amazon.com
Don't forget to have some buttered rolls while watching the second one
2013-02-12 01:58:47 PM
1 votes:
After a couple weeks, I decided to test the girl I was dating to see if she's a keeper, so I rented Street Trash.

We've been married almost 15 years now.
2013-02-12 01:52:47 PM
1 votes:
16 worst movies - Because 15 is too few and 17 is too many...
2013-02-12 01:47:04 PM
1 votes:

wellreadneck: The All-Powerful Atheismo: wellreadneck: between the ages of 17 and 22.

God damn teach him to fight back.  He was old enough.

Teach him to fight back? I'm the one who blurted out "That's not abuse, that's an affair".


Wow..  that actually made me snort from laughing so hard.
2013-02-12 01:46:31 PM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

CSB: Our first date was a blind, double-date at the drive in. This was the second movie shown. Neither of us remembers what the first movie was. We all gave the movies the MST3K treatment, and we laughed our asses off all night. She and I been married almost 18 years now, and we still manage to make each other laugh.
2013-02-12 01:40:59 PM
1 votes:
"May" is one of my wife's favourite movies... also "Secretary", which *would* make a great first-date movie! If Maggie Gyllenhal getting spanked by James Spader doesn't turn her crank, nothing will, right?
2013-02-12 01:32:52 PM
1 votes:

jackiepaper: List fails for lack of "Our Anerican Cousin"


Play, not a movie, but...

24.media.tumblr.com

Decent joke.
2013-02-12 01:32:00 PM
1 votes:
I took my new wife to the premere of David Lynch's Wild at Heart - I told her it was a romantic comedy.  I was not allowed to pick a date night movie for a year.
2013-02-12 01:23:45 PM
1 votes:
List fails for lack of "Our Anerican Cousin"
2013-02-12 01:19:08 PM
1 votes:
Watching movies at home is way better. That way you can pause it and f*ck.
2013-02-12 01:16:56 PM
1 votes:
FTA: "Swimfan"

then shows up as his house for an awkward meeting with his mom.

Wow!  Sounds better than I thought!
2013-02-12 01:12:38 PM
1 votes:
On a related note, it was really uncomfortable watching the first ten minutes of Jerry McGuire with her parents.
2013-02-12 01:05:03 PM
1 votes:

PaisleyHunter: When Top Gun came out, I saw it in the theater 3 times with 3 different guys.

/slut


How you doin?
2013-02-12 01:03:41 PM
1 votes:
I went to see "Carrie" with two girls. When the arm popped they both grabbed me and wouldn't let go for the rest of the night.  Worked out great for me if you know what I mean.  I think you do.
2013-02-12 01:02:36 PM
1 votes:

kumanoki: Eyes Wide Shut.


My father is a huge Kubrick fan so he rented it when it was just he and I at home for the weekend. He turned it off at the masked orgy part...I still haven't seen the end of that movie.

/shudder
2013-02-12 12:54:41 PM
1 votes:
Requiem for a Dream?

/pretty much worst movie to see with any person ever
2013-02-12 12:53:42 PM
1 votes:
Birth of a Nation?
2013-02-12 12:50:04 PM
1 votes:
Saw "Se7en" on a first date the weekend it came out. She insisted on seeing it because she liked Brad Pitt but I kept telling her I didn't have a good feeling about this.

/What's in the box!
2013-02-12 12:46:51 PM
1 votes:
I saw Traffic with a girl I didn't like very much.  I think it was about 9 years long.
2013-02-12 12:46:02 PM
1 votes:
I have a friend who took her boyfriend's (now husband) parents to see Boogie Nights as part of their first meeting. Oops.
2013-02-12 12:44:58 PM
1 votes:
I dare anyone to watch Irreversible on a first date
2013-02-12 12:44:29 PM
1 votes:
No Sleeping With the Enemy or Enough?
2013-02-12 11:45:53 AM
1 votes:
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf is a great date movie.  I use it as a gauge to tell if I'm going to get along with someone.
2013-02-12 11:42:32 AM
1 votes:
Clearly none of you have ever had hate sex after "Riding The Bus With My Sister"
2013-02-12 10:53:44 AM
1 votes:
Requiem for a Dream
2013-02-12 09:47:57 AM
1 votes:
4. "Rosemary's Baby"

Wife and I watched this on a date when long before we got married. Nothing wrong with it at all. Good for Halloween-time horror/thriller movie dates.

8. "Swimfan"

No one should watch this movie for any reason, date or otherwise.

15. "Play Misty for Me"

False. Jessica Walter.
2013-02-12 09:45:49 AM
1 votes:
I was sure "The Accused" would have made the list.
2013-02-12 09:27:52 AM
1 votes:
Someone I know went on date and decided to go to the pictures on the spur of the moment. They chose Prometheus without knowing what it was about.
 
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