oryx: I know what a movie is, but what's a date?
Shadowtag: Dante's PeakGodzillaTerrible date movies, but we knew it was kismet when afterwards we just totally ripped into both movies for being awful. Elektra was the one she's still mad at me for. That one was so bad I couldn't even muster a decent Tom Servo impression.
kid_icarus: Not a single Adam Sandler film on the whole list? I call shenanigans.
wellreadneck: Took a guy to see "South Park". He stormed out during " Uncle F*cker". After pointing out how insensitive and thoughtless my film choice was, he confessed that he'd been abused by his own uncle for several years, between the ages of 17 and 22.
NuttierThanEver: No Serbian Film?
The All-Powerful Atheismo: wellreadneck: between the ages of 17 and 22.God damn teach him to fight back. He was old enough.
wellreadneck: between the ages of 17 and 22.
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