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2013-02-13 03:28:01 AM  
I once took a girl to go see Cannibal Holocaust. Worst idea ever. I really liked this chick too, it sucked.
 
2013-02-13 06:01:37 AM  
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
 
2013-02-13 08:11:42 AM  
I see Boogie Nights has been mentioned, heres my 2 cents. I took a girl  to see this on a first date. It pretty much ended up like that scene in Taxi Driver when DeNiro takes Shepard to that porn theater.

/the rejection from that wasnt enough to make me want to kill politicians though
 
2013-02-13 08:48:52 AM  
Took a date to Watchmen once. Even though we don't date anymore she still hasn't let me live that one down. I had to watch "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past" with her which was pretty dreadful and predictable.
 
2013-02-13 09:02:37 AM  
My first date with the woman I married was a Frank Zappa concert.  Best Concert Ever.  We lasted almost 30 years, and only death parted us.

"Always be in your own movie." -Ken Kesey
 
2013-02-13 10:29:16 AM  
I took my girlfriend to the movies with the plan to propose to her afterwards.  The movie we settled on was "Forces of Nature" with Sandra Bullock.  Not the right movie to see before proposing...

But it worked anyway.  13 years.
 
2013-02-13 01:11:38 PM  
Saw "9 1/2 Weeks" on a first date. Awkward.
 
2013-02-13 01:13:29 PM  
Rob Zombie has a new one coming out, add it to the list
 
2013-02-13 07:15:20 PM  

miss diminutive: The Dark Knight.

No I'm not trolling. It was such an engrossing movie that my date didn't want to leave to go to the bathroom and miss anything. He was literally twitching in his seat for most of the movie and when he finally decided to go (during the scene where the Joker is talking to Dent in the hospital) he tripped in the dark and fell over in the aisle. I found out after the movie that he actually wet his pants a bit during the fall. He tried to hide the stain but the smell was still there.

There was no second date.


Holy crap, just saw this comment. I saw this movie with a friend of mine who I had a bit of a thing with (but it was over by the time we saw this movie). He started fidgeting in his seat during the movie and when I asked what was wrong, he said he had to pee. I encouraged him to go because he was pretty gassy for a while and it smelled horrible. Like, I actually gagged once. Anyway, we never hung out again after that.
 
2013-02-13 10:02:40 PM  
Naked Lunch.  Worst First Date...EVER>
 
2013-02-13 10:21:55 PM  
Saw Django Unchained again last night. There was a young couple on a date. They both seemed to enjoy the movie, but the girl was clearly scared and squeemish about some of the violence. I remember her covering her face during the sheriff scene. Oddly, she did pretty well after that, even with all that grotesque stuff that continues to build.

miss diminutive: The Dark Knight.

No I'm not trolling. It was such an engrossing movie that my date didn't want to leave to go to the bathroom and miss anything. He was literally twitching in his seat for most of the movie and when he finally decided to go (during the scene where the Joker is talking to Dent in the hospital) he tripped in the dark and fell over in the aisle. I found out after the movie that he actually wet his pants a bit during the fall. He tried to hide the stain but the smell was still there.

There was no second date.


Why leave during the hospital scene? That was one of the best parts of that whole trilogy.
 
2013-02-13 10:22:36 PM  

rickythepenguin: Mateorocks: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo


During "that" scene, I turned to my date and hissed, "that's gonna be us in about 90 minutes"


She tied you up and kicked a dildo up your ass?
 
2013-02-13 11:23:35 PM  
my wife almost divorced me after i rented barton fink. have to believe it would kill a first date.

my buddy took a first date to eraserhead at kent state in 1975. she left halfway through. i said, "jimmy why did you take her to see that? he said he just wanted to see if she could "tough it out."  he never saw her again
 
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