miss diminutive: The Dark Knight.No I'm not trolling. It was such an engrossing movie that my date didn't want to leave to go to the bathroom and miss anything. He was literally twitching in his seat for most of the movie and when he finally decided to go (during the scene where the Joker is talking to Dent in the hospital) he tripped in the dark and fell over in the aisle. I found out after the movie that he actually wet his pants a bit during the fall. He tried to hide the stain but the smell was still there.There was no second date.
rickythepenguin: Mateorocks: The Girl with the Dragon TattooDuring "that" scene, I turned to my date and hissed, "that's gonna be us in about 90 minutes"
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