rickythepenguin: kronicfeld: False. Jessica Walter.yeah. i just watch PMFM last week. god she was hot back in the day. and love her on "Archer".
Fano: A Clockwork Orange?
Uzzah: First date with my current spousal equivalent involved renting some movies and watching them at her place. I knew she was into indie film stuff, and I had remembered hearing positive reviews of a few films (but not knowing anything else about them), so I got:Spanking the Monkey,The House of Yes, andAngels and Insects.Guess what all three turned out to have in common...
miss diminutive: The Dark Knight.No I'm not trolling. It was such an engrossing movie that my date didn't want to leave to go to the bathroom and miss anything. He was literally twitching in his seat for most of the movie and when he finally decided to go (during the scene where the Joker is talking to Dent in the hospital) he tripped in the dark and fell over in the aisle. I found out after the movie that he actually wet his pants a bit during the fall. He tried to hide the stain but the smell was still there.There was no second date.
Lionel Mandrake: miss diminutive: kumanoki: Eyes Wide Shut.My father is a huge Kubrick fan so he rented it when it was just he and I at home for the weekend. He turned it off at the masked orgy part...I still haven't seen the end of that movie./shudderI own that movie (from a Kubrick box set) and I still haven't watched all of it.
wellreadneck: The All-Powerful Atheismo: wellreadneck: between the ages of 17 and 22.God damn teach him to fight back. He was old enough.Teach him to fight back? I'm the one who blurted out "That's not abuse, that's an affair".
Boojum2k: Worst first-date movie for me had to be Sleeping With The Enemy. The date was good, the movie was okay, but my date really wanted to see it and it had already gone over to the cheap cinema. The climactic scene occured with most of the audience chanting "Kill The biatch" (among other things) over and over. We slipped out, and I got rescue sex.
HaywoodJablonski: Boojum2k: Worst first-date movie for me had to be Sleeping With The Enemy. The date was good, the movie was okay, but my date really wanted to see it and it had already gone over to the cheap cinema. The climactic scene occured with most of the audience chanting "Kill The biatch" (among other things) over and over. We slipped out, and I got rescue sex.So the worst first-date movie got you laid? What happens on your good dates?
kid_icarus: Not a single Adam Sandler film on the whole list? I call shenanigans.
Odd Bird: Took a date to The Fellowship of the Ring.She said it was good but they left a lot of things unresolved. I really couldn't argue the point.
NuttierThanEver: No Serbian Film?
wiredmaverick: No love for Dead Ringers?
Shadowtag: Dante's PeakGodzillaTerrible date movies, but we knew it was kismet when afterwards we just totally ripped into both movies for being awful. Elektra was the one she's still mad at me for. That one was so bad I couldn't even muster a decent Tom Servo impression.
Gunderson: Don't forget to have some buttered rolls while watching the second one
oryx: I know what a movie is, but what's a date?
AkaDad: No The Human Centipede?
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