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2013-02-12 10:52:36 AM
Hmm
 
2013-02-12 10:57:13 AM
Did subby have a stroke midway through that headline?

I like I poke I'm a man I? Wtf
 
2013-02-12 11:02:20 AM
Child annoyance is a crime? With that many grandparents down there, I'm surprised the prisons aren't overflowing.
 
2013-02-12 11:06:29 AM
Obvious tag must be in a chat room.
 
2013-02-12 11:09:24 AM
What's with the weird smaller font sizing? Is this becoming so common the story's now a MadLib?
 
2013-02-12 11:12:50 AM
Is it any surprise that Servite is a Catholic school?

I'm surprised this hasn't been pointed out yet.
 
2013-02-12 11:14:23 AM
And a Catholic high school for boys no less.

easy pickin's
 
2013-02-12 11:17:07 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Did subby have a stroke midway through that headline?

I like I poke I'm a man I? Wtf


They are intended to be lines separating options.

Not "I" as in me, but "|" as in vertical line.
 
2013-02-12 11:32:02 AM
Facebook?!? Is there such a thing as an intelligent "sex offender" who doesn't beg to get caught?
 
2013-02-12 11:32:36 AM

Elandriel: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Did subby have a stroke midway through that headline?

I like I poke I'm a man I? Wtf

They are intended to be lines separating options.

Not "I" as in me, but "|" as in vertical line.


Sometimes I wonder if half the people who post here are my mother.

HOW DOES THIS INTERNET THING WORK!??!

HOW DO I GET POGO™ TO RUN RIGHT?!
 
2013-02-12 12:04:45 PM
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2013-02-12 12:26:08 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Elandriel: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Did subby have a stroke midway through that headline?

I like I poke I'm a man I? Wtf

They are intended to be lines separating options.

Not "I" as in me, but "|" as in vertical line.

Sometimes I wonder if half the people who post here are my mother.

HOW DOES THIS INTERNET THING WORK!??!

HOW DO I GET POGO™ TO RUN RIGHT?!


How do I download my email to Netflix?
 
2013-02-12 12:36:14 PM
On the internets,

Man = Man
Woman = Man
Child = Cop
 
2013-02-12 01:00:30 PM

Elandriel: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Did subby have a stroke midway through that headline?

I like I poke I'm a man I? Wtf

They are intended to be lines separating options.

Not "I" as in me, but "|" as in vertical line.


I'm retatded
 
2013-02-12 03:16:54 PM

The One True TheDavid: Facebook?!? Is there such a thing as an intelligent "sex offender" who doesn't beg to get caught?


I honestly don't believe so.
 
2013-02-12 04:28:21 PM

TwowheelinTim: Is it any surprise that Servite is a Catholic school?

I'm surprised this hasn't been pointed out yet.


Because we never see secular teachers banging their underage students?
 
2013-02-12 06:13:09 PM

viscountalpha: The One True TheDavid:

Facebook?!? Is there such a thing as an intelligent "sex offender" who doesn't beg to get caught?

I honestly don't believe so.


On the one hand I think it's quite possible that pedophilia can be an orientation you're born into so Society should focus on treatment to help these poor guys restrain their unacceptable urges instead of sending them to hard-time prison over obtaining a few photos, but on the other hand it's hard for me to feel sorry for people who insist on being so damn STUPID.

Another such situation is extra-morbidly obese noncompliant Type II diabetics: I have no business finding fault with the moderately chubby because I'm toting ~30# extra myself, but there has to be a better way to manage your weight having your legs removed.

On the otherhand, in my book Lindsay Lohan is a fine young woman the world should leave alone. Fellow (alleged) "substance abusers" (such as myself and I gather a large part of  Farkistan) have no business dumping hate on her*. Let s/he who is without "issues" cast the first brickbat.

Oh: triple chocolate cheesecake is too rich for Famous Grouse. Time for bourbon.


* I was going to say "being down on her" but that sounds too much like "going down on her," which I'd certainly love to do and wish someone would convey the message.
 
2013-02-12 10:13:31 PM
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