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2013-02-12 09:10:14 AM
I love these guys. They are going to kill us all by making us laugh ourselves to death.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-12 09:18:36 AM
They aren't trying very hard.  They didn't even remove the blue reflections from the lights on the stage.
 
2013-02-12 09:18:38 AM
Well, that explains the size issue; they scaled it to presidential size.

i181.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 09:26:06 AM
Holy fark,  that's so bad it's hilarious!
 
2013-02-12 09:32:04 AM

vpb: They aren't trying very hard.  They didn't even remove the blue reflections from the lights on the stage.


Or the reflection on top from the ceiling lights.
 
2013-02-12 10:05:58 AM
This has to be the work of trolls attempting to eliminate any shred of legitimacy the Iranian government may still have.

Oh and....

BUUUAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
 
2013-02-12 10:06:32 AM
Dear GOP, this is what countries that believe in religion more than science look like... is this really what you want our country to be? Iran will never be a serious contender for new weapons platforms (or any other science based endeavor)  as long as the powers that be insist religion is better than knowledge.
 
2013-02-12 10:07:30 AM
You guys laugh but has anyone spotted on on radar yet?
 
2013-02-12 10:08:53 AM

grokca: You guys laugh but has anyone spotted on on radar yet?


Negative, Ghostrider, the print buffer is full.
 
2013-02-12 10:08:59 AM
how does it fly without a pilot?
 
2013-02-12 10:09:40 AM
Go see if Roger Corman is busy.
Got a job for him. These farks need some help.

Hope the nuke turns out just as well. Betting it will.

/com'on the Jews sold this crappy idea, eh?
//that Amajeniebad is quite the actor  delivers deadpan better than Rodney could
 
2013-02-12 10:09:41 AM

vpb: They aren't trying very hard.  They didn't even remove the blue reflections from the lights on the stage.


Typical Americans. Can't you tell how high they are? They are flying over a snowy mountain. Those lights? Reflection of the Northern Lights.
 
2013-02-12 10:09:49 AM

firefly212: Dear GOP, this is what countries that believe in religion more than science look like... is this really what you want our country to be? Iran will never be a serious contender for new weapons platforms (or any other science based endeavor)  as long as the powers that be insist religion is better than knowledge.


Dear firefly212,
we can always hire the smart guys to do the work for us. Sure they may have to fake being Christian, but hey you smart guys have been doing that for centuries. It is not an accident the smartest people in the world were Deist, Agnostic, or Atheist. It is not like you morons are ever going Galt.
 
2013-02-12 10:10:14 AM
I want to fly like an eagle
Using Photoshop made by Adobe
 
2013-02-12 10:10:22 AM

turtleking: how does it fly without a pilot?


Allah Akbar!
UseThe Force!
 
2013-02-12 10:10:49 AM

vpb: They aren't trying very hard. They didn't even remove the blue reflections from the lights on the stage.


Oh wow, you're right.  I didn't even notice that detail the first time I looked.  That is some seriously lazy 'shooping.  I bet a good proportion of Fark's PS brigade could do better.
 
2013-02-12 10:10:53 AM

turtleking: how does it fly without a pilot?


Extremely well, if you believe everything you see.
 
2013-02-12 10:11:51 AM
Look you just have to think in Iranian to fly the thing.
 
2013-02-12 10:12:16 AM
I knew the green screen would be funny.
 
2013-02-12 10:12:25 AM
GDISM, just looked again.
This has to be shenanigans by the Jews.
Only Americans are stupid and predjudiced enough to swallow this crap and bolster the Protect Jews At All Costs corner.

farkin' ridiculous
 
2013-02-12 10:13:13 AM
I appreciate the Iranians consist and persistent 'shopping in the face of all criticism."Quitters never win and winners never quit."
 
2013-02-12 10:13:16 AM

turtleking: how does it fly without a pilot?


It's controlled by a virus, like all their other "technology".
 
2013-02-12 10:15:33 AM
It wasn't shopped, there's only one jet in the photo.
 
2013-02-12 10:15:40 AM

snocone: turtleking: how does it fly without a pilot?

Allah Akbar!
UseThe Force!


This is what Admiral Ackbar thinks of that plane
 
2013-02-12 10:17:33 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: I love these guys. They are going to kill us all by making us laugh ourselves to death.


It's the classic but rarely attempted Roger Rabbit technique.
 
2013-02-12 10:19:39 AM
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2013-02-12 10:22:25 AM

Bermuda59: It wasn't shopped, there's only one jet in the photo.


Someone should fix that. I would, but my shop skills are non-existent.
 
2013-02-12 10:23:18 AM

LowbrowDeluxe: grokca: You guys laugh but has anyone spotted on on radar yet?

Negative, Ghostrider, the print buffer is full.


Off they go into the wild print buffer!!!!
Flying high !!  Over the page.
 
2013-02-12 10:24:54 AM
But it can do what they say. That plane is about 5' up which is pretty low altitude "flying". You can tape a few weapon to it and probably shove a bomb or two in a cavity somewhere. And the pilot can pop the canopy to engage enemies with a rifle. It sounds pretty ready for battle to me.

Besides they're advancing technology into stealth planes. If you consider planes like the SR-71 or a U2 stealth those have been around since I think the 60's. otherwise the F-117A and stealth bomber have been around since the 80's so something. I'm glad Iran is almost progressing to the point we were at 30+ years ago.
 
2013-02-12 10:29:25 AM
Is that an external DVD drive mounted at the top of the console?!

They're trolling everyone.  They're actually the funniest farkers out there and they're building up to a big reveal.  In a few years they're going to open their borders and invite everyone in to share the hilarity.  It's a real knee-slapper.  You've got to admire their commitment to the joke.
 
2013-02-12 10:30:48 AM
It's a sad commentary on your country when even the best Photoshop users you have wouldn't win a generic Fark PS contest.
 
2013-02-12 10:32:31 AM
buypoe.com

This jet has some incredible features.  For example, the Jensen tape deck has a detachable face so if you park your plane in a bad neighborhood, you don't have to worry about someone stealing your Def Leppard tapes.
 
2013-02-12 10:32:35 AM
I wonder how many times that had to fly over that mountain before they managed to capture clouds that look EXACTLY like the ones in the stock image of that mountain...  man they must have been there for weeks.   I bet that plane has global range on a single tank of fuel - their engineers must be a lot better than ours.

/thanks obama
 
2013-02-12 10:34:06 AM
Someone with better at PS needs to 'shop the fighter doing loop-da-loops around this classic:

www.carolineglick.com
 
2013-02-12 10:34:15 AM
img43.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-12 10:35:03 AM
That's exactly the same picture, right down to the reflections of the ceiling lights.

Not that it matters. The pictures are for domestic consumption. Their target audience doesn't even know we're laughing at them.
 
2013-02-12 10:36:12 AM

Rapmaster2000: [buypoe.com image 460x306]

This jet has some incredible features.  For example, the Jensen tape deck has a detachable face so if you park your plane in a bad neighborhood, you don't have to worry about someone stealing your Def Leppard tapes.


What an actual stealth fighter cockpit might look like

www.aviationexplorer.com
 
2013-02-12 10:36:28 AM
This looks shopped.  I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

/Must I do everything?
 
2013-02-12 10:36:30 AM
Seriously, what is the strategy here? Reenact "The Emperor's New Clothes"? Anyone who points out the obvious is labeled an enemy? I don't get it. Iran is not actually so unsophisticated as to be incapable of doing a better job faking this.
 
2013-02-12 10:42:19 AM

firefly212: Dear GOP, this is what countries that believe in religion more than science look like... is this really what you want our country to be? Iran will never be a serious contender for new weapons platforms (or any other science based endeavor)  as long as the powers that be insist religion is better than knowledge.


Take your shtick to the politics tab.
 
2013-02-12 10:43:36 AM
why the hell do the iranians store their secret planes in what looks like a barn / indoor horse riding area?


that front wheel shaft.. does it look like it is tilting to the right for some odd reason?
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
GBB
2013-02-12 10:45:50 AM

abhorrent1: Rapmaster2000: [buypoe.com image 460x306]

This jet has some incredible features.  For example, the Jensen tape deck has a detachable face so if you park your plane in a bad neighborhood, you don't have to worry about someone stealing your Def Leppard tapes.

What an actual stealth fighter cockpit might look like

[www.aviationexplorer.com image 650x460]

 
2013-02-12 10:45:57 AM
You know, if we really want to put an end to Iran's military ambitions, we need to stop Adobe from dealing with them and give all their photoshop experts paying jobs with Pixar or some game studio.
 
2013-02-12 10:46:03 AM

abhorrent1: Rapmaster2000: [buypoe.com image 460x306]

This jet has some incredible features.  For example, the Jensen tape deck has a detachable face so if you park your plane in a bad neighborhood, you don't have to worry about someone stealing your Def Leppard tapes.

What an actual stealth fighter cockpit might look like

[www.aviationexplorer.com image 650x460]


See, look how complicated that is. The Iranians know how to simplify everything so that it's really easy to use.  Iran is like the Apple of stealth technology.  It's a user-friendly jet.  I bet a dog could fly that thing.
 
2013-02-12 10:47:44 AM
Wow. It does look like it has a medium-to-low radar cross-section, but won't the Antonov they have to strap it to to get it into the air just look like a semi-fast attack blimp? Wondering if their space monkey is going to get the nod to be test-pilot?
 
2013-02-12 10:51:53 AM
Revvin' up your PC
Listen to her hard drive roar
Image under tension
Beggin' you to touchup and go
 
Save room for the safe title zone
Write into the safe title zone...
 
2013-02-12 10:52:39 AM
God, how hard is it to take two new photographs? Does the Iranian government not even have the resources to send a helicopter out to take a picture of a mountain? The composite sources should have been compiled on a computer that isn't networked. The resulting image should have been transferred via thumbdrive to a computer to put on the internet. The computer the sources were combined on should then have been destroyed.

You totally suck at this.
 
2013-02-12 10:54:37 AM

Worldwalker: That's exactly the same picture, right down to the reflections of the ceiling lights.

Not that it matters. The pictures are for domestic consumption. Their target audience doesn't even know we're laughing at them.


I don't know, FTA:

But when the picture of the jet supposedly in flight was published on the Khouz News website, eagle-eyed Iranians quickly pointed out the similarities between the image and a picture of the aircraft taken at the official unveiling in Tehran on February 2, according to a France 24 report.
Some of them seem to have an inkling.

/Good. The government keeps doing stupid crap like that and nobody is going to believe anything they say.
 
2013-02-12 10:55:43 AM
Even my crappy 'shops are better than that

/needs some lens flare
 
2013-02-12 10:58:43 AM
Watching every layer
In my foolish mockup's game
On this endless background
Finally Iran know no shame
 
Saving and resaving
To some secret gif inside
Brushing in slow motion
As you turn around and say
 
Magic wand awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Magic wand awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 
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