exick: DubyaHater: "Give up my cokes? I can't do that! What would I drink instead?"How hard do you have to bite your tongue to stop yourself from saying "Water, you dumb twat!"?
The Stealth Hippopotamus: Coke is the devil but I still cant kick it. I have to have a couple a day or I get really biatchy.
d23: You don't get age-related diseases when you die at 45.
tlchwi02: on one hand, its silly of coke to try and claim there is no way to link her coke drinking with her death. On the other hand, itsidiotic to suggest that coca-cola the corporation has any culpability in this (even some sort of quasi moral responsibility)
ruta: cfreak: Age 30 with EIGHT kids!?I didn't know they had rednecks in NZInvercargill is regarded by many Kiwis as something akin to Florida. A "suthun mane" (southern man) is a guy in a wife-beater and galoshes drinking a Speights, possibly whilst driving a ute (small "utility" truck or car with a pickup bed). The Kiwi accent becomes unintelligible once you cross an invisible line somewhere around Dunedin.There are some nice, intelligent, very generous folks down there but yeah, when you're at the ass-end of the earth, one might be more inclined to crank out 8 kids and drink 10 litres of coke a day.
farkingatwork: "Coca-Cola had argued that it could not be proved its product had contributed to Ms Harris' death. "yeah, right. This is why you never buy or take anything Pepsi-co or Coca-Cola branded. The name by itself highlights how horrible their shiat is, combining Kola nuts and Cocaine in the first place. May as well buy asbestos and chug it, because it's not any healthier than drinking pop.
DubyaHater: Skraeling: DubyaHater: As a dentist in the south, I want to say thank you to Coca-Cola and Pepsi. You have made your product cheap, addictive, and "hip" to drink. My patients would rather die than give up their sugary beverages./"Give up my cokes? I can't do that! What would I drink instead?"Or i could just like... brush my teeth.lol. Good luck. Sometimes I can't even give away free toothbrushes. You see, some people don't have enough time in the morning or at night to brush their teeth. I've heard every excuse.
cfreak: Age 30 with EIGHT kids!?I didn't know they had rednecks in NZ
stonicus: DubyaHater: exick: DubyaHater: "Give up my cokes? I can't do that! What would I drink instead?"How hard do you have to bite your tongue to stop yourself from saying "Water, you dumb twat!"?I tell these people all the time to drink more water. The response is always, "I don't like the taste of water". It's a losing battle. The excuse is that they have "soft teeth" and cavities are inevitable.Water IS boring. But boring is better than tooth ache pain. Tooth ache pain is the worst. I'll choose water over pain every time. And it's amazing, one glass of water and I'm not even thirsty anymore. Soda actually makes me more thirsty.
cyberbenali: Chuck Norris can drink 10l of coke per day
God--: Actually you can drink asbestos all day without any health effects (outside of possibly the runs), you just can breathe it. Just sayin...
DubyaHater: "Give up my cokes? I can't do that! What would I drink instead?"
jayhawk88: If this ever got to trial, I think Coke's lawyers just wheel in 11 liters of Coke Classic for each member of the jury, and say "If any one of you can drink this much Coke in 12 hours without puking or passing out, we'll pay whatever settlement you want."
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