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2013-02-12 04:54:41 PM  

cgraves67: There is a card game called Pit that simulates commodities trading. My in-laws like to play it, but I suck at it. The goal is to try to acquire all the cards of one commodity via trade for 1 for 1 trade before anyone else gets a whole set. I have taken a similar strategy to you whereby I diversify my hand and prevent as many monopolies as I can.


my god
this game and my family
led to death and destruction

we had to play the SILENT version. all trades were done with fingers and grunting ...
the shouting just got too loud

TWO TWO TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-02-12 04:55:35 PM  

StrangeQ: Deneb81: Fark_Guy_Rob: StrangeQ: I don't care what strategy you use as long as you play by the god damned rules.  That means no favors, no under the table deals, no "I'll give you half price rent for three turns if you let me off just this once", no "I'll pay the $50 or use my get-out-of-jail-free-card to get them out of jail", no trading property or cards in lieu of rent unless it is a complete turning over as a result of bankruptcy.  Play by the damned rules or gtfo.

/monopoly nazi
//and hands off my purples.
 I swear the rules say something like 'The property owner has to ask for the due rent'.  IE, it's perfectly acceptable for you to land on my property and not pay, so long as I don't ask you and the next player begins their turn.
That seems to imply all sorts of room for wiggle.  If I'm too busy counting my stack of properties you gave me last turn to notice you landing on my property; so be it.  The rules don't say you have to pay.At least, that's how I remember it.

Also, take the rent, sell them an unimproved property for rent+$1. They then sell it back to you for $1. It's all legal and has the effect of no rent.

I just might stab you if you pulled that in a game with me.

/maybe
//probably
///might want to wear some kevlar


Welcome to the dog-eat-dog world of monopoly high finance. I told you it mirrored real life. All you need is money and a connection, then just profit off a loop hole!

/Stabbing is not in the rules
//Kevlar isn't always great against knives
///Also, this isn't Clue and my name isn't Mr. Body
 
2013-02-12 04:57:31 PM  

StrangeQ: Deneb81: Fark_Guy_Rob: StrangeQ: ***snip***

I just might stab you if you pulled that in a game with me.

/maybe
//probably
///might want to wear some kevlar


It's only a game, Ray.

//Family won't play Wits and Wagers with me anymore because I know to many BS facts thanks to this stupid site.
 
2013-02-12 04:58:37 PM  

Deneb81: /Stabbing is not in the rules


The rules make no mention of bodily harming other partisipants.  To quote Mills Lane "I'll alow it"
 
2013-02-12 05:33:21 PM  

roc6783: StrangeQ: Deneb81: Fark_Guy_Rob: StrangeQ: ***snip***

I just might stab you if you pulled that in a game with me.

/maybe
//probably
///might want to wear some kevlar

It's only a game, Ray.

//Family won't play Wits and Wagers with me anymore because I know to many BS facts thanks to this stupid site.


Whereas W&W is the _only_ trivia type game I can play with any of my family because they can at least intelligently guess their way through it (or at least bet on my answers and get second place).  They get completely killed at straight up trivia games like Bezzerwizzer or Trivial Pursuit.
 
2013-02-12 05:50:32 PM  
CHANCE

You are the spawn of an orangutan.  Pay Bill Maher $5 million.
 
2013-02-12 06:00:22 PM  

taliesinwi: roc6783: StrangeQ: Deneb81: Fark_Guy_Rob: StrangeQ: ***snip***

Whereas W&W is the _only_ trivia type game I can play with any of my family because they can at least intelligently guess their way through it (or at least bet on my answers and get second place).  They get completely killed at straight up trivia games like Bezzerwizzer or Trivial Pursuit.


Ya, we did Trivial Pursuit once, it ended badly.  My wife only likes playing card games with me now, especially Cribbage. For some reason if we play with partners, we both win about half the games, but whenever we played 2 handed, she wins 95% of the time in the most gut-punching, soul-sucking ways possible.
 
2013-02-12 06:05:58 PM  
our family christmas game is scrabble.

it typically winds down to my mother in law, myself, my wife, and sometimes her younger brother.

the point scores get a little goofy.

last game we ran out of tiles. must have stretched for two hours.

/i'm buying that one where you can stack tiles and add/edit words as you go for this christmas.
 
2013-02-12 06:31:36 PM  
Buy orange and red, and your friends will be dead.

/also glom all the houses and play by the strictest rules possible so no one can put up hotels
 
2013-02-12 07:21:05 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I like to buy purple properties.  Not because it's a good strategy, but because I enjoy being a slum lord.


Have I got the game for you:

www.mentalfloss.com
 
2013-02-12 08:21:08 PM  

Pinko_Commie: One of my abiding Xmas memories from my teens was almost ruining Xmas day by refusal to sell my father any of the properties he wanted. I had deliberately set out to disrupt his normal play style and buy one of all the sets he always went for. He went mental eventually and the game had to be ended with no winner.

Xmas Monopoly was serious business in our house. Always ended up with me and my father the last two standing and playing to the bitter death. The first year I ever won the game stretched to 6 hours in total, 4 of those being just us two.

My fiance won't play monopoly with me now either. We played for our first and only time one sunny summer evening, kids away, sat on the patio, nice bottle of wine. Decided to break out monopoly. Boy did that go bad. Apparently going all out to win isn't "playing nice".

/serious business!
//don't give me that "fines and taxes go under free parking and whoever lands there gets it" shiat either


You're my kind of player. The best games end with blood on the board.
 
2013-02-12 08:44:02 PM  
Children play Monopoly.

Adults play...

www.catan.com
 
2013-02-12 08:46:56 PM  

StrangeQ: Deneb81: Fark_Guy_Rob: StrangeQ: I don't care what strategy you use as long as you play by the god damned rules. That means no favors, no under the table deals, no "I'll give you half price rent for three turns if you let me off just this once", no "I'll pay the $50 or use my get-out-of-jail-free-card to get them out of jail", no trading property or cards in lieu of rent unless it is a complete turning over as a result of bankruptcy. Play by the damned rules or gtfo.

/monopoly nazi
//and hands off my purples.
I swear the rules say something like 'The property owner has to ask for the due rent'. IE, it's perfectly acceptable for you to land on my property and not pay, so long as I don't ask you and the next player begins their turn.
That seems to imply all sorts of room for wiggle. If I'm too busy counting my stack of properties you gave me last turn to notice you landing on my property; so be it. The rules don't say you have to pay.At least, that's how I remember it.

Also, take the rent, sell them an unimproved property for rent+$1. They then sell it back to you for $1. It's all legal and has the effect of no rent.

I just might stab you if you pulled that in a game with me.




Oh look, another one that makes the game take so farking long.
 
2013-02-12 09:28:18 PM  
I hate Free Parking the way my Dad plays.  DOuble starting cash and Go, plus 500-1000 minimum on FP.  Screw that.

I play to get the oranges and the purple/browns.  I'll take the slums to roach motels, because nothing seems to break the spirit more than overshooting GO and then losing more money.
 
2013-02-12 09:45:26 PM  
Buy all the railroads. Everyone knows public transit is a major cash cow.
 
2013-02-12 09:53:15 PM  

StrangeQ: I don't care what strategy you use as long as you play by the god damned rules.  That means no favors, no under the table deals, no "I'll give you half price rent for three turns if you let me off just this once", no "I'll pay the $50 or use my get-out-of-jail-free-card to get them out of jail", no trading property or cards in lieu of rent unless it is a complete turning over as a result of bankruptcy.  Play by the damned rules or gtfo.

/monopoly nazi
//and hands off my purples.


I used to think people like you were just uptight, then I actually tried following the rules to the letter. Instantly became a superior game.

/keeps Free Parking stocked with $100 just for old time's sake
 
2013-02-12 10:57:56 PM  

dlm8585: Strategy depends if you play by the official rules.  The official rules state that all unsold property must be auctioned if the person landing on it does not purchase it.  You can get some budget properties that way, or you can drive up the price until the purchaser has no cash to build houses.  Reds and oranges are the best to develop due to return on investment and chances of landing on them.  RRs are nice to have in case you need to mortgage.  You should mortgage to build improvements.  Once all properties are bought, stay in jail as much as possible.  You still collect rents and don't risk paying rent.


So, just like real life with the pirates on Wall Street?
 
2013-02-12 11:55:02 PM  
A lot of it is about When and How you upgrade your properties...

If you're making a trade or upgrading a monopoly, do it right when there's a row of opponenets lined up in front of your properties...

Also, make sure you have enough $$$ to put three houses on each one (three is the magic number...from 2 to 3 is a MASSIVE jump...  Also, be totally willing to mortgage everything but your monopoly, and to have low levels of cash.  This is also the time when 'give bad player a monopoly for lots of money...they have no money, you have lots of money, you will use it well, they will die sad and alone with their yellows' happens.).

I don't know how many games I've won where my friends are slowly building up monopolies (they've got 500 dollars cash and one house on each of their properties!) and I'm over there with 20 bucks cash, some shiat I can mortgage to pay off up to 400 bucks or so, AND THREE HOUSES on my monopoly.

Instant dagger when someone lands on it.  Instant victory for me.

House rules are for 2 year olds.  And whores.
 
2013-02-12 11:55:23 PM  
My newest Monopoly game:

i759.photobucket.com

If only I could find someone to play with.

Sigh.....
 
2013-02-13 01:19:17 AM  

JPINFV: Children play Monopoly.

Adults play...

[www.catan.com image 600x424]


And there are much, much better games than Catan out there.  Catan is just a gateway...
 
2013-02-13 07:55:23 AM  
Count me in as a "By the Rules" Monopoly player including:

-No money in FP.  It is exactly what it says. Free.
-If you land on an unpurchased property, you can either buy it for face value, or it goes to auction amongst all players.
-Houses have to be distributed evenly.  If you have 2 houses on 1 property, you can have 3 on another, but if you try and put a 4th house when you still have only 2 on another property (within the same monopoly) GTFO.

It results in a vastly superior game, and takes the massive luck of FP away.  The depth of the strategy increases soooo much from auctioning properties.
 
2013-02-13 07:59:34 AM  

buttery_shame_cave: our family christmas game is scrabble.

it typically winds down to my mother in law, myself, my wife, and sometimes her younger brother.

the point scores get a little goofy.

last game we ran out of tiles. must have stretched for two hours.

/i'm buying that one where you can stack tiles and add/edit words as you go for this christmas.


Not to be a dick, but isn't this usually how the game ends?  Am I missing something?

/My finest scrabble moment "chimeras" spanning 2 triple word scores.  It was something like 140 pts for 1 word.
 
2013-02-13 08:10:41 AM  

buttery_shame_cave: /i'm buying that one where you can stack tiles and add/edit words as you go for this christmas.


You can find Upwords at your local thrift stores oftentimes.  There are two sizes, 8x8 and 10x10, FYI.

/I R boardgamegeek
 
2013-02-13 08:15:08 AM  
If you really want to play an old school real estate game, might I suggest Acquire.

There's no Teschmacher Peaks, but it's still SO much better than Monopoly.

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-13 10:08:53 AM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Count me in as a "By the Rules" Monopoly player including:

-No money in FP.  It is exactly what it says. Free.
-If you land on an unpurchased property, you can either buy it for face value, or it goes to auction amongst all players.
-Houses have to be distributed evenly.  If you have 2 houses on 1 property, you can have 3 on another, but if you try and put a 4th house when you still have only 2 on another property (within the same monopoly) GTFO.

It results in a vastly superior game, and takes the massive luck of FP away.  The depth of the strategy increases soooo much from auctioning properties.


Thirded on "sticking to the rules"... as someone who's helped playtest beta games in the past, I know how tricky game balance can be.  The "get money from the pot when you land on Free Parking" house rule in particular always drove me insane.  So it's income tax... that's distributed to other players?  RAR!
 
2013-02-13 12:19:42 PM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: buttery_shame_cave: our family christmas game is scrabble.

it typically winds down to my mother in law, myself, my wife, and sometimes her younger brother.

the point scores get a little goofy.

last game we ran out of tiles. must have stretched for two hours.

/i'm buying that one where you can stack tiles and add/edit words as you go for this christmas.

Not to be a dick, but isn't this usually how the game ends?  Am I missing something?

/My finest scrabble moment "chimeras" spanning 2 triple word scores.  It was something like 140 pts for 1 word.


game ends when nobody can put anything down. we literally used every damn tile.
 
2013-02-13 01:27:30 PM  
I go the "slumlord" route primarily. I buy the blue and green properties (the super-cheap ones) in the first stretch after Go, and load them up with hotels as soon as I can.

I also play the "no trades, ever" policy. If I can afford it, I buy ANY property I land on, without a care for monopolies. When people ask me to sell or trade for properties that would give both of us a monopoly, I flat-out refuse. NEVER give your opponents the tools to beat you. If you keep a single property in each color, the worst that can ever happen to you is landing on Boardwalk or Park Place, and they really aren't that bad when they're individually owned.

If you can get the only actual monopolies on the board (the slums after Go) then you will eventually whittle down your opponents.
 
2013-02-13 01:50:12 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: buttery_shame_cave: our family christmas game is scrabble.

it typically winds down to my mother in law, myself, my wife, and sometimes her younger brother.

the point scores get a little goofy.

last game we ran out of tiles. must have stretched for two hours.

/i'm buying that one where you can stack tiles and add/edit words as you go for this christmas.

Not to be a dick, but isn't this usually how the game ends?  Am I missing something?

/My finest scrabble moment "chimeras" spanning 2 triple word scores.  It was something like 140 pts for 1 word.

game ends when nobody can put anything down. we literally used every damn tile.


I thought it ended when the first person uses all of there tiles and there are no more left to draw.  And then after that person (person A) is out of tiles, everyone else subtracts any remaining points they are holding from their score, and person A gets to add everyone elses remaining points to their own score, hence giving a nice bonus to whoever can get rid of all their letters after the draw-bag is empty.

I don't understand how everyone could use all their letters, as once the first person does it the game is over?  I figured you meant all the tiles had been drawn...which should happen every game, but how can you literally have every tile in play on the board?

Or have I been playing by the wrong rules my whole life?

/Board games, serious business
 
2013-02-14 09:09:51 AM  
Years ago I read that Greens were the statistically most valuable properties - maybe in the SA article mentioned above.  Now they are saying the oranges ?

I do agree that BW and PP are too expensive, and there are only two, which is why I thought the "Greens are best" made sense.

Now I have the urge to play some Monopoly.
 
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