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(CBC)   A young boy has some explaining to do after five schoolgirls get burns on their buttocks from a toilet seat cleaner and he has burns on his elbows   ( divider line
    More: Scary, toilet seats, Ottawa  
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2013-02-12 04:04:23 PM  
The boy was in the girls bathroom, drinking/ bobbing in the toilet.  Unless dad's a perv too there will be no high fives in that house.
2013-02-12 05:48:44 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: I'm a terrible terrible person. When I hear the affected areas were on the thighs and buttocks for the girls and elbows on the boy I was actually thinking cunnilingus.

Exactly, I thought he was going' downtown on his bathroom break.
2013-02-12 06:48:15 PM  
"The Ottawa-Carleton District School Board has introduced stricter cleaning rules"

Ack, I read that as "sphincter cleaning rules". I think I may need a nap.
2013-02-13 12:53:23 AM  
Man, what type of cleaning supplies are they using?  Better yet, what do the school lunches do to the kids,
2013-02-13 12:37:49 PM  
It may not even be what was used specifically, but whether or not a janitor read the directions on the cleaner to see if he needed to dilute it with water.  I've worked in kitchens that used de-greaser that you had to add water to dilute it down.  If you read the directions, you knew it was like 1 capful of the stuff to the entire spray bottle, but some dude always managed to ignore it and wind up with painfully dried and cracked or straight up chemically burned hands after his shift cleanup.
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