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(CBC)   A young boy has some explaining to do after five schoolgirls get burns on their buttocks from a toilet seat cleaner and he has burns on his elbows   (cbc.ca) divider line 55
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2013-02-12 11:19:23 AM
EVVABUDDY GONNA GET SUED.

YOU GET SUED.

YOU GET SUED.

AND YOU GET SUED.
 
2013-02-12 11:20:50 AM
Was the boy praying to the porcelain god or what?
 
2013-02-12 11:20:54 AM
Learn to hover, girls. Learn to hover. Boys, you learn to hoover.
 
2013-02-12 11:20:54 AM

airsupport: EVVABUDDY GONNA GET SUED.

YOU GET SUED.

YOU GET SUED.

AND YOU GET SUED.


Nah, happened in Canada. Everyone will just say "Sh*t happens eh?" and go back to life as usual.
 
2013-02-12 11:22:33 AM

lenfromak: Was the boy praying to the porcelain god or what?


Alcoholism starts young in the great white north
 
2013-02-12 11:22:51 AM
I can't even imagine what that position must've looked like. That boy is a yoga prodigy.
 
2013-02-12 11:25:57 AM
Why is there carpet on the toilet seats in the first place?
 
2013-02-12 11:26:33 AM

lenfromak: Was the boy praying to the porcelain god or what?


When I think of a boy on his elbows, girls, and a bethroom it's usually a movie with his elbows on a grate above the toilets.

/girls pee like us?
//really?
///girls are icky I'm never getting married
 
2013-02-12 11:27:18 AM

Walker: airsupport: EVVABUDDY GONNA GET SUED.

YOU GET SUED.

YOU GET SUED.

AND YOU GET SUED.

Nah, happened in Canada. Everyone will just say "Sh*t happens eh?" and go back to life as usual.


Nah, more like a "the moose did it" type situation.
 
2013-02-12 11:27:42 AM
Its better than finding a boy with burns on his tongue
 
2013-02-12 11:30:42 AM
He leaned into a urinal too hard.
 
2013-02-12 11:31:43 AM
Women can get blumpkins?
 
2013-02-12 11:31:47 AM
Son, I don't know what you're doing, but you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-02-12 11:32:56 AM
No problem really.

The principal needs to explain (again) to the hard of hearing janitor/nurse (cutbacks) exactly what he meant when the said its OK to give aspirins to the children.
 
2013-02-12 11:33:34 AM
Does he also have leg makeup on his ears?
 
2013-02-12 11:33:38 AM

Singleballtheory: Why is there carpet on the toilet seats in the first place?


It's Canada. Bare toilet seats are cold.
 
2013-02-12 11:34:13 AM
I had to read the article to get the headline

SUBBY OF THE YEAR !
 
2013-02-12 11:34:48 AM

airsupport: EVVABUDDY GONNA GET SUED.

YOU GET SUED.

YOU GET SUED.

AND YOU GET SUED.


canada nobody gets sued or fired.
 
2013-02-12 11:35:05 AM

BronyMedic: Women can get blumpkins?


My grandmother died of antibiotic resistant Blumpkin's, you insensitive prick.
 
2013-02-12 11:35:43 AM

nmemkha: No problem really.

The principal needs to explain (again) to the hard of hearing janitor/nurse (cutbacks) exactly what he meant when the said its OK to give  aspirins to the children.


I see what you did there
 
2013-02-12 11:35:55 AM
He kept the burn on his tongue from school officials.
 
2013-02-12 11:37:56 AM

JackieRabbit: Learn to hover, girls. Learn to hover.


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2013-02-12 11:38:04 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: BronyMedic: Women can get blumpkins?

My grandmother died of antibiotic resistant Blumpkin's, you insensitive prick.


Learn from her mistake: never go ass to mouth.
 
2013-02-12 11:38:24 AM
I'm a terrible terrible person. When I hear the affected areas were on the thighs and buttocks for the girls and elbows on the boy I was actually thinking cunnilingus.
 
2013-02-12 11:41:13 AM
That's hawt...

/yeah, yeah. I'll take my seat.
 
2013-02-12 11:41:25 AM
What are they using to clean the toilet seats, lye?
 
2013-02-12 11:41:48 AM
Hmmm... Was this a catholic school by any chance?
 
2013-02-12 11:50:22 AM

SuperNinjaToad: I'm a terrible terrible person. When I hear the affected areas were on the thighs and buttocks for the girls and elbows on the boy I was actually thinking cunnilingus.


So was EVERYONE!
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-12 11:54:52 AM
He was in up to the elbows?????
 
2013-02-12 11:57:48 AM
Cool Story Sis:

There was a girl in my graduate program who was a complete drag in a class of mine. Made class a living nightmare and took all the time up in class with her nonsense. I developed a special distaste to her because I had to work on a group project with her. Her incompetence completely ruined my work. Thankfully, the prof was my doctoral advisor and quickly realized that the work we handed in couldn't have been mine and let us (me) redo it.

Anyway, when we were supposed to present, she called and had to excuse herself from presenting. Why? Because she ended up burning her butt so bad the same way when she was teaching earlier that day. Her janitor never wiped the acid used on the toilet seat. Apparently she has permanent scarring around her fat arse and upper thighs.

Now my little study group calls ourselves "The Lucky Horseshoe Club" in honor of not being her.

//can't believe this happened in another school. WTF do they use to clean toilets in schools?
 
2013-02-12 12:01:54 PM

lenfromak: Was the boy praying to the porcelain god or what?


Bobbing for feces.
 
2013-02-12 12:13:39 PM

Cairene: Cool Story Sis:

There was a girl in my graduate program who was a complete drag in a class of mine. Made class a living nightmare and took all the time up in class with her nonsense. I developed a special distaste to her because I had to work on a group project with her. Her incompetence completely ruined my work. Thankfully, the prof was my doctoral advisor and quickly realized that the work we handed in couldn't have been mine and let us (me) redo it.

Anyway, when we were supposed to present, she called and had to excuse herself from presenting. Why? Because she ended up burning her butt so bad the same way when she was teaching earlier that day. Her janitor never wiped the acid used on the toilet seat. Apparently she has permanent scarring around her fat arse and upper thighs.

Now my little study group calls ourselves "The Lucky Horseshoe Club" in honor of not being her.

//can't believe this happened in another school. WTF do they use to clean toilets in schools?


If you are really interested, here's a link:
http://housekeeping.about.com/od/environment/tp/Ph-Levels-For-Common - C leaning-Supplies.htm
 
2013-02-12 12:18:01 PM

airsupport: EVVABUDDY GONNA GET SUED.

YOU GET SUED.

YOU GET SUED.

AND YOU GET SUED.


Sue you
Sue you
Sue you
Your cool
And sue you, I'm out.

/not even close to obscure
 
2013-02-12 12:25:30 PM

JackieRabbit: Learn to hover, girls. Learn to hover.


And the cyclic nature of womens bathrooms being completely disgusting continues.
 
2013-02-12 12:27:15 PM
HA! i use to have a maint guy that wiped the toilets down w/ bleach and then poured some in the bowl w/o flushing. I would get numerous complaints from the women (especially the police ladies in dispatch) about stingy sensations on their woo woo. my guy would say "If they would clean it, it wouldn't sting!"
good times.......
 
2013-02-12 12:29:46 PM

show me: If you are really interested, here's a link:
http://housekeeping.about.com/od/environment/tp/Ph-Levels-For-Common - C leaning-Supplies.htm


Yes, thank you for the chemistry lesson, but that still doesn't tell me they're using to clean the toilet seats.  Undiluted bleach?  Straight-up ammonia?  Oven cleaner?  Are janitors not being taught to dilute and rinse things, or not to mix chemicals?
 
2013-02-12 12:30:29 PM

BronyMedic: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: BronyMedic: Women can get blumpkins?

My grandmother died of antibiotic resistant Blumpkin's, you insensitive prick.

Learn from her mistake: never go ass to mouth.


Grammy did it.  Mammy did it.  And, by all that makes America great, I'm gonna do it.  You keep your rules out of my orifices.
 
2013-02-12 12:32:34 PM
It burns when I pee!!
 
2013-02-12 12:40:26 PM

airsupport: EVVABUDDY GONNA GET SUED.

YOU GET SUED.

YOU GET SUED.

AND YOU GET SUED.


Yea, were gonna sue for emotional trauma. We demand 20 bucks, that way we can buy ice cream for all kids involved.

/Trauma cured.
 
2013-02-12 12:53:09 PM

SuperNinjaToad: I'm a terrible terrible person. When I hear the affected areas were on the thighs and buttocks for the girls and elbows on the boy I was actually thinking cunnilingus.


I'm thinking his ears would be burned rather than elbows.
 
2013-02-12 01:05:21 PM
I thought girls and boys used different bathrooms.
Have things changed in schools?
 
2013-02-12 01:11:30 PM

ristst: SuperNinjaToad: I'm a terrible terrible person. When I hear the affected areas were on the thighs and buttocks for the girls and elbows on the boy I was actually thinking cunnilingus.

I'm thinking his ears would be burned rather than elbows.


Actually elbows if he was using his arms to support her legs while they were over his shoulders, thus putting his elbows on the toilet seat.

That was way more descriptive than I expected it to be.
 
2013-02-12 01:29:06 PM
1 boy, 5 girls. You know his dad high five'd him when he got home.
 
2013-02-12 01:38:14 PM
In an issue of Justice League back in the Giffen days, Fire receives a call from a guy named Estabon.

She was surprised he called, since the last time they went out she said she burned both of this ears badly.

Ice says something like, "How did you manage to burn both his.....oh forget it!"

Now *that's* how you write comics.
 
2013-02-12 01:38:36 PM
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2013-02-12 01:57:59 PM
The boy sounds like a future congressman.
 
2013-02-12 02:02:18 PM
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First thing that comes to mind...

// has a seat over there..
 
2013-02-12 02:25:18 PM

lenfromak: Was the boy praying to the porcelain god or what?


he likes to go out to eat once in awhile...
 
2013-02-12 02:32:25 PM

lenfromak: Was the boy praying to the porcelain god or what?


Presumably the same chemicals were used on the sinks. He's probably the only guy who washed his hands.
 
2013-02-12 03:09:09 PM
Walker

Singleballtheory: Why is there carpet on the toilet seats in the first place?

It's Canada. Bare toilet seats are cold.


Toilets in the woods? I'll bet they're cold.

// Confused. Totally confused.
// Cold, dead hands.
 
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