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(Naples Daily News)   Never, never ever trip alone. Or you may wind up in a convenience store asking customers not to eat you   (naplesnews.com) divider line 15
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2013-02-12 10:19:55 AM
"...improper exhibition of a dangerous weapon..."

What did they expect him to do?  Juggle them?
 
2013-02-12 10:54:08 AM
X never made me see stuff that wasn't there.
 
2013-02-12 10:55:00 AM

H31N0US: X never made me see stuff that wasn't there.


Neither did molly, which this guy was on.
 
2013-02-12 10:55:04 AM
Headline could have stopped after "alone".  I tried it once.  Found a hit of acid in my dresser drawer that I didn't know I had. Figured it was months old and probably entirely too weak to do much of anything.  Heh.  Wrong.  Fortunately, it was on my college campus where wandering tripping people were part of the scenery, so I just ambled around smiling at stuff for a while until I found a party that took me in and let me sit in the corner for four hours and stare at everyone with a huge grin on my face.
What is it with stories about people tripping and using weaponry?  I had several knives in that room but it didn't occur to me to wander around with them.
 
2013-02-12 10:56:06 AM
One time had a guy in our group run off cause he had a bad freak out and thought we were gonna stab him.  He ended up running off messing up a convenience store counter rack, and getting stuffed into an ambulance before the cops could show up.  He got a catheter up his p-hole for his troubles.

lesson of the story: He should've just stayed inside and watched Ninja Scroll with us

/gel blotter will do that sometimes
 
2013-02-12 11:13:16 AM
Depends on what he tastes like. Is he Ranch or BBQ seasoned?
 
2013-02-12 11:37:54 AM

IAMBOB: One time had a guy in our group run off cause he had a bad freak out and thought we were gonna stab him.  He ended up running off messing up a convenience store counter rack, and getting stuffed into an ambulance before the cops could show up.  He got a catheter up his p-hole for his troubles.

lesson of the story: He should've just stayed inside and watched Ninja Scroll with us

/gel blotter will do that sometimes


Eh, sometimes you just get the fear.  I tried watching The Wall after a cup of stronger than expected mushroom tea...I ended up quivering under a blanket waiting for the bombs to stop and wishing the angry man would just stop yelling at me.
 
2013-02-12 11:41:36 AM
I guess strange things were afoot...

-or-

This guy's dumb as a Stump

/whichever you prefer
 
2013-02-12 11:45:25 AM
FTA: "Stump had taken mollys, a pure form of ecstasy, and said he might have mixed it with alcohol. A neighbor said Stump began hallucinating at his home and knocked on a neighbor's window while holding the knives."

Bullshiat... If this guy took only Molly caps he'd be cuddled up in a ball.  Sounds like he got something dabbed with 2CI-nbome or some other research chemical.  Pure MDMA, he'd be cuddled up drinking a bottle of water or dancing his fool a$$ off.  When doing Molly, have a hell of a good dealer and get a purity test kit.
 
2013-02-12 12:18:47 PM
Stump had taken mollys, a pure form of ecstasy

You're never going to get something pure on the street, or anywhere outside of a lab, for that matter.
 
2013-02-12 01:37:22 PM
Stump asked someone not to eat him and "appeared to be hallucinating,"... Stump kept flinching and pulling away from imaginary aliens, according to an arrest report.

IAMBOB: he had a bad freak out and thought we were gonna stab him.  He ended up running off messing up a convenience store counter rack, and getting stuffed into an ambulance before the cops could show up.  He got a catheter up his p-hole for his troubles.


dahmers love zombie: I just ambled around smiling at stuff for a while until I found a party that took me in and let me sit in the corner for four hours and stare at everyone with a huge grin on my face.


StrangeQ: I ended up quivering under a blanket waiting for the bombs to stop and wishing the angry man would just stop yelling at me.


I've never understood why people willingly subject themselves to this stuff...
 
2013-02-12 05:42:09 PM

drayno76: Bullshiat... If this guy took only Molly caps he'd be cuddled up in a ball.  Sounds like he got something dabbed with 2CI-nbome or some other research chemical.


It's Florida, and they  still don't have a decent test for bath salts, right?
 
2013-02-12 08:20:20 PM
plural of molly is molly,
 
2013-02-13 04:58:00 AM

drayno76: FTA: "Stump had taken mollys, a pure form of ecstasy, and said he might have mixed it with alcohol. A neighbor said Stump began hallucinating at his home and knocked on a neighbor's window while holding the knives."

Bullshiat... If this guy took only Molly caps he'd be cuddled up in a ball.  Sounds like he got something dabbed with 2CI-nbome or some other research chemical.  Pure MDMA, he'd be cuddled up drinking a bottle of water or dancing his fool a$$ off.  When doing Molly, have a hell of a good dealer and get a purity test kit.


i'm thinking MDPV
the drug responsible for 99% of the drug induced bitings??
 
2013-02-13 11:15:56 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: drayno76: FTA: "Stump had taken mollys, a pure form of ecstasy, and said he might have mixed it with alcohol. A neighbor said Stump began hallucinating at his home and knocked on a neighbor's window while holding the knives."

Bullshiat... If this guy took only Molly caps he'd be cuddled up in a ball.  Sounds like he got something dabbed with 2CI-nbome or some other research chemical.  Pure MDMA, he'd be cuddled up drinking a bottle of water or dancing his fool a$$ off.  When doing Molly, have a hell of a good dealer and get a purity test kit.

i'm thinking MDPV
the drug responsible for 99% of the drug induced bitings??


Hard to tell from the report, MDPV stories usually ends in some sort of attack, this guy was very compliant by comparison. I've never encountered anyone on any kind of Bath Salts, much less known MDPV.  I've dealt with a few people who took too much 2CI-nbome they freaked out but were generally non-combative when talked to rationally.  Working the festival scene I always worry about some kid taking too much MDPV and going ape shiat.  I can't believe people OD with websites like Erowid to explain, honestly, the effects of these chemicals.
 
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