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(Politico)   Steve Stockman, needler of the president. "Hey Barack, yeah, I'm gonna need you to pack up your things cause I'm gonna file your impeachment papers now, so if you could just pack up and resign beforehand, that would be great"   (politico.com) divider line 84
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2013-02-12 09:35:15 AM
This guy is positioning himself for a presidential run in '16 isn't he?
 
2013-02-12 09:37:38 AM

SilentStrider: This guy is positioning himself for a presidential run in '16 isn't he?


who, at this point, isn't? In all honesty though, I think he's just being a douche to be a douche with the impeachment papers. It'll go nowhere but it's good PR for him in the inner circles of Derpton.

/Huntsman/Manchin '16
//join the independent Hunt!
 
2013-02-12 09:38:29 AM
Why do so many of these guys have such punchable faces?
 
2013-02-12 09:38:57 AM

SilentStrider: This guy is positioning himself for a presidential run in '16 isn't he?


He lost 16 years ago because of mental illness, so yep!  Ought to get plenty of votes from Republicans.
 
2013-02-12 09:40:32 AM

GAT_00: SilentStrider: This guy is positioning himself for a presidential run in '16 isn't he?

He lost 16 years ago because of mental illness, so yep!  Ought to get plenty of votes from Republicans.


depression or crazy?
 
2013-02-12 09:40:34 AM
"He just enjoys making noise and having people look at him"
 
2013-02-12 09:41:07 AM
Who?
 
2013-02-12 09:42:48 AM
So many of the elected officials in the republican party are such ... jackasses.. this is what they honestly spend their time doing, it's crazy anyone supports them at all with this shiat.
 
2013-02-12 09:43:26 AM
"his name is Stockman, who is happily carving out a role for himself as Obama's No. 1 antagonist in Congress".

He is not Obama's antagonist any more than a mouse poop on the male room floor is the CEO's antagonist.
 
2013-02-12 09:43:55 AM
its funny to watch all the libby libs try to explain away Obama's towers of failure. They whine and complain and seek aid benefit and handouts claiming that 0bummer was setup and it was an inside job hatched by GWB and Dick Cheney. Today's conservative politician is twice the man of yesteryear and like Governor Christie has said, 'You people disappoint me on Tuesday, you don't do what you're supposed to for Mitt Romney on Tuesday - I will be back, Jersey-style, people. I will be back'

So have fun with your witty headlines libtardmitter, just don't blame us when you find yourself in a concentration camp without your guns.
 
2013-02-12 09:44:08 AM
Though he backed off on the impeachment warning just a bit, calling such a move "not something to be taken lightly," Stockman is moving full-speed ahead with plans to act as Obama's most prominent foil.

mmhmmm. Knock yourself out.
 
2013-02-12 09:45:17 AM

somedude210: SilentStrider: This guy is positioning himself for a presidential run in '16 isn't he?

 Derpton.


Who runs Derpton?
 
2013-02-12 09:45:25 AM
And politico never fails to take an assclown seriously.
 
2013-02-12 09:45:57 AM
I think the Republicans should make sure that this smart, reasonable man gets as much exposure as possible. It is voices like his that will ensure a bright future for the United States.
 
2013-02-12 09:46:29 AM

Tigger: male room


How can you tell a male room from a female room?

The balls!
 
2013-02-12 09:47:31 AM

somedude210: GAT_00: SilentStrider: This guy is positioning himself for a presidential run in '16 isn't he?

He lost 16 years ago because of mental illness, so yep!  Ought to get plenty of votes from Republicans.

depression or crazy?


Straight up crazy.  When he was last in Congress, he claimed that the destruction of the Waco compound was exactly what Clinton wanted because they wanted to teach gun owners a "lesson."  He also was faxed information about the OKC bombing that he immediately forwarded to the NRA, but took two hours to send to the FBI.
 
2013-02-12 09:47:42 AM

MFAWG: Who?


The guy who invited Ted Nugent ti the State of the Union address.
 
2013-02-12 09:48:06 AM
Though he backed off on the impeachment warning just a bit, calling such a move "not something to be taken lightly," Stockman is moving full-speed ahead with plans to act as Obama's most prominent foil.
Stockman is planning to offer live commentary of the State of the Union address on Twitter with the hashtag #youlie, a homage to Rep. Joe Wilson (R-S.C.), who once yelled those words during a joint session on health care reform in 2009.
Stockman's guest at the SOTU speech will be Ted Nugent, a musician and pro-gun advocate who received a visit from the Secret Service after saying in a speech to the National Rifle Association supporting Mitt Romney: "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."
And Stockman announced Monday that he is hanging a 10-foot poster outside his office titled the "Obama Failometer," which will score the president's "failed" economic policies on a scale from 1 to 1,000. He started the measure off the charts at 1,194.


Yeah Obama, watch out for this guy. A political mastermind like this might have your number.
 
2013-02-12 09:48:11 AM

bmongar: Tigger: male room

How can you tell a male room from a female room?

The balls!


fark.
 
2013-02-12 09:48:36 AM

Elzar: its funny to watch all the libby libs try to explain away Obama's towers of failure. They whine and complain and seek aid benefit and handouts claiming that 0bummer was setup and it was an inside job hatched by GWB and Dick Cheney. Today's conservative politician is twice the man of yesteryear and like Governor Christie has said, 'You people disappoint me on Tuesday, you don't do what you're supposed to for Mitt Romney on Tuesday - I will be back, Jersey-style, people. I will be back'

So have fun with your witty headlines libtardmitter, just don't blame us when you find yourself in a concentration camp without your guns.


Lol!  Nice.
 
2013-02-12 09:48:45 AM

Elzar: its funny to watch all the libby libs try to explain away Obama's towers of failure. They whine and complain and seek aid benefit and handouts claiming that 0bummer was setup and it was an inside job hatched by GWB and Dick Cheney. Today's conservative politician is twice the man of yesteryear and like Governor Christie has said, 'You people disappoint me on Tuesday, you don't do what you're supposed to for Mitt Romney on Tuesday - I will be back, Jersey-style, people. I will be back'

So have fun with your witty headlines libtardmitter, just don't blame us when you find yourself in a concentration camp without your guns.


Couple of things about this I need to talk to you about.

1. What failures are you talking about that we're deflecting for Obama and what inside job are you talking about
2. Christie? Are you shiatting me? He's a North-east Republican. He's a RINO to you lot. Clearly, you're trolling
3. If subby is a libtard, why would he have guns? I thought libby lib libs are so liberal that they don't believe in guns at all? So how would they have guns to lose when they go to these concentration camps?
4. And finally, what the hell are you smoking and where can I get some, because that's some strong shiat man.

/yes, I know you're trolling, but I'm making sure you fix it to be a better troll next time
 
2013-02-12 09:49:45 AM

bmongar: somedude210: SilentStrider: This guy is positioning himself for a presidential run in '16 isn't he?

 Derpton.

Who runs Derpton?


HerperDerper runs Derpy town.
 
2013-02-12 09:49:51 AM
where he proceeded to compare Obama to Saddam Hussein for the president's news conference featuring kids, which Van Susteren dubbed a "little bit of a stretch."

If a Fox News shill is telling you that you are grasping at straws......you have gone far past full TeaTard
 
2013-02-12 09:50:56 AM
Another loud mouth, ignorant ideologue to put in front of the cameras?


Yeah, that's what the GOP needs.
 
2013-02-12 09:51:32 AM
This is what happens when you vote the crazy guy on the street corner to Congress.
 
2013-02-12 09:51:37 AM
"...Well Greta, I think all the stuff I learned listening to right wing radio is true and I am going to use that as winning formula in congress".
 
2013-02-12 09:51:44 AM
The article contains a slight error:

Though he backed off on the impeachment warning just a bit, calling such a move "not something to be taken lightly," Stockman is moving full-speed ahead with plans to act as Obama's most prominent tin foil.

The bolded insertion is a correction of that error.
 
2013-02-12 09:52:00 AM

Elzar: its funny to watch all the libby libs try to explain away Obama's towers of failure. They whine and complain and seek aid benefit and handouts claiming that 0bummer was setup and it was an inside job hatched by GWB and Dick Cheney. Today's conservative politician is twice the man of yesteryear and like Governor Christie has said, 'You people disappoint me on Tuesday, you don't do what you're supposed to for Mitt Romney on Tuesday - I will be back, Jersey-style, people. I will be back'

So have fun with your witty headlines libtardmitter, just don't blame us when you find yourself in a concentration camp without your guns.


English mother farker! Do you speak it!?
 
2013-02-12 09:52:35 AM

GAT_00: Straight up crazy. When he was last in Congress, he claimed that the destruction of the Waco compound was exactly what Clinton wanted because they wanted to teach gun owners a "lesson." He also was faxed information about the OKC bombing that he immediately forwarded to the NRA, but took two hours to send to the FBI.


huh, interesting. Where does he reside? Texas?

on a side note. I'm currently reading Jon Ronson's "Them: Adventures with Extremists" and I kinda have sympathy for Randy Weaver regarding the Gov't farking both that and Waco up. Not to this level of conspiracy, but I can understand why some think it was a tinfoil "THE GOVERNMENT'S COMING!!!!" moment.
 
2013-02-12 09:52:51 AM

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: This is what happens when you vote the crazy guy on the street corner to Congress.


So that's how they find GOP candidates in Texas, it all makes sense now.
 
2013-02-12 09:53:08 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-12 09:53:44 AM

Elzar: its funny to watch all the libby libs try to explain away Obama's towers of failure. They whine and complain and seek aid benefit and handouts claiming that 0bummer was setup and it was an inside job hatched by GWB and Dick Cheney. Today's conservative politician is twice the man of yesteryear and like Governor Christie has said, 'You people disappoint me on Tuesday, you don't do what you're supposed to for Mitt Romney on Tuesday - I will be back, Jersey-style, people. I will be back'

So have fun with your witty headlines libtardmitter, just don't blame us when you find yourself in a concentration camp without your guns.



2/10
 
2013-02-12 09:53:51 AM

somedude210: huh, interesting. Where does he reside? Texas?


He is a Texas Congressman, yes.

Like I said, this guy was kicked out 16 years ago for being nuts.  He was re-elected last year.  Says a lot about how far to the right the GOP has gone.
 
2013-02-12 09:56:54 AM

somedude210: I kinda have sympathy for Randy Weaver regarding the Gov't farking both that and Waco up.


Waco wasn't Ruby Ridge. I don't know how it's possible to read an accurate account of Ruby Ridge and not find the government more at fault than the Weavers. Randy didn't help things, that's for sure, but the government are supposed to be the smarter, more rational ones - and weren't.

Anyway, Teve Tockman can eat a sackful of dicks. Or not - loud crazy is good crazy. Shine a light on that crazy diamond.
 
2013-02-12 09:57:27 AM
Your representative of Jasper Texas, everyone.
 
Where they not only drag black men behind pickup trucks for recreation, but  also won't allow his corpse to be laid to rest next to white people's graves.

"It's our custom, here in the South, here in Jasper," said Albert K. Snell, 80, a retired teacher who is white and a member of the cemetery's board of directors. "We have the same cemetery, but we don't mix the white and the black graves. They're separate. Put a black up here? No, no, we wouldn't do that. That would be against our custom, against our way of doing things."
 
2013-02-12 09:57:30 AM

GAT_00: somedude210: huh, interesting. Where does he reside? Texas?

He is a Texas Congressman, yes.

Like I said, this guy was kicked out 16 years ago for being nuts.  He was re-elected last year.  Says a lot about how far to the right the GOP has gone.


"OK, we found a candidate with a fresh face, a man we think can deliver our message.  One problem:  he cackles a lot, eats live insects, and keeps talking about the glory of his "Master""
 
2013-02-12 09:57:46 AM
Who?
 
2013-02-12 09:58:49 AM
I am appalled at the depth to which this miscreant has stooped.  IMO he is a disgusting (insert slang term  for a highly offensive man regarded as inadequate or unpleasant, because asshat simply doesn't cover it.)
 
2013-02-12 09:58:53 AM
Sigh. So, jobs and the economy are again second fiddle for republicans.
 
2013-02-12 10:00:13 AM

GAT_00: somedude210: huh, interesting. Where does he reside? Texas?

He is a Texas Congressman, yes.

Like I said, this guy was kicked out 16 years ago for being nuts.  He was re-elected last year.  Says a lot about how far to the right the GOP has gone.


That's because Texas redistricted in 2010 and took away and created a seat centralized around Jasper Texas.

Yes, THAT Jasper Texas.

msnbcmedia2.msn.com
 
2013-02-12 10:00:38 AM

InmanRoshi: Your representative of Jasper Texas, everyone.
 
Where they not only drag black men behind pickup trucks for recreation, but  also won't allow his corpse to be laid to rest next to white people's graves.

"It's our custom, here in the South, here in Jasper," said Albert K. Snell, 80, a retired teacher who is white and a member of the cemetery's board of directors. "We have the same cemetery, but we don't mix the white and the black graves. They're separate. Put a black up here? No, no, we wouldn't do that. That would be against our custom, against our way of doing things."


holy fark. People like this still exist? That makes me sad.
 
2013-02-12 10:00:47 AM
the "Obama Failometer," which will score the president's "failed" economic policies on a scale from 1 to 1,000. He started the measure off the charts at 1,194.

Good one, Steve.
 
2013-02-12 10:00:47 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Though he backed off on the impeachment warning just a bit, calling such a move "not something to be taken lightly," Stockman is moving full-speed ahead with plans to act as Obama's most prominent foil.
Stockman is planning to offer live commentary of the State of the Union address on Twitter with the hashtag #youlie, a homage to Rep. Joe Wilson (R-S.C.), who once yelled those words during a joint session on health care reform in 2009.
Stockman's guest at the SOTU speech will be Ted Nugent, a musician and pro-gun advocate who received a visit from the Secret Service after saying in a speech to the National Rifle Association supporting Mitt Romney: "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year."
And Stockman announced Monday that he is hanging a 10-foot poster outside his office titled the "Obama Failometer," which will score the president's "failed" economic policies on a scale from 1 to 1,000. He started the measure off the charts at 1,194.

Yeah Obama, watch out for this guy. A political mastermind like this might have your number.


That is some high-definition crazy.  If I were Obama, I'd have Natalie Portman, Winona Ryder, and Anne Hathaway brought to me a small trophy cup labeled "Most Crazy" made up and ceremonially presented to Stockman on the floor of Congress.
 
2013-02-12 10:02:22 AM

Dr Dreidel: Waco wasn't Ruby Ridge. I don't know how it's possible to read an accurate account of Ruby Ridge and not find the government more at fault than the Weavers. Randy didn't help things, that's for sure, but the government are supposed to be the smarter, more rational ones - and weren't.


yes, I know Waco wasn't Ruby Ridge. That doesn't mean that both were similar farkups. And yeah, Weaver didn't make matters better but the Marshalls really screwed everything up. The media also gave him a bad rap too. Waco only becomes a "hmmm....that seems suspicious" thing because most of the same people that botched RR botched Waco.

Sometimes there's a cohesive, logical point through all the derp on the right. Sometimes. The book still makes Alex Jones just as crazy as he is now.

/dude lost his wife, you call him a supremacist
//that's amore
 
2013-02-12 10:03:24 AM
This, America, is why you fail.
 
2013-02-12 10:04:13 AM

dinch: InmanRoshi: Your representative of Jasper Texas, everyone.
 
Where they not only drag black men behind pickup trucks for recreation, but  also won't allow his corpse to be laid to rest next to white people's graves.

"It's our custom, here in the South, here in Jasper," said Albert K. Snell, 80, a retired teacher who is white and a member of the cemetery's board of directors. "We have the same cemetery, but we don't mix the white and the black graves. They're separate. Put a black up here? No, no, we wouldn't do that. That would be against our custom, against our way of doing things."

holy fark. People like this still exist? That makes me sad.


It would be nice to believe that they're all dying off, but in 2004 two teenagers vandalized James Byrd's grave and desecrated it with racial slurs.
 
2013-02-12 10:08:58 AM

Elzar: its funny to watch all the libby libs try to explain away Obama's towers of failure. They whine and complain and seek aid benefit and handouts claiming that 0bummer was setup and it was an inside job hatched by GWB and Dick Cheney. Today's conservative politician is twice the man of yesteryear and like Governor Christie has said, 'You people disappoint me on Tuesday, you don't do what you're supposed to for Mitt Romney on Tuesday - I will be back, Jersey-style, people. I will be back'

So have fun with your witty headlines libtardmitter, just don't blame us when you find yourself in a concentration camp without your guns.




t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-12 10:16:30 AM
Wait... he's waited till NOW to threaten to file impeachment papers?  I thought for sure he'd have had them signed sealed and delivered in time for inauguration.....
 
2013-02-12 10:26:38 AM

vernonFL: "He just enjoys making noise and having people look at him"


Yep.  He's Allen West sans the high-top fade.
 
2013-02-12 10:28:38 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Wait... he's waited till NOW to threaten to file impeachment papers?  I thought for sure he'd have had them signed sealed and delivered in time for inauguration.....


PRIMARY THAT RINO!
 
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