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(Politico)   Five things to look for in tonight's SOTU including: Lazies, Crazies, Ladies, Babies, and Maybes   (politico.com) divider line 45
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2013-02-12 09:26:40 AM  
So....jobs, tea party, violence against women, gun control and....whether he will keep these promises?

/RTFA
//close enough
 
2013-02-12 12:44:03 PM  
Rabies?
 
2013-02-12 12:47:15 PM  
img43.imageshack.us

Her?
 
2013-02-12 12:47:45 PM  
Carly Rae Jepsen is giving the SOTU address?
 
2013-02-12 12:49:30 PM  
somedude210: /RTFA

Don't encourage them.
 
2013-02-12 12:51:21 PM  

the man with the screaming brain: Carly Rae Jepsen is giving the SOTU address?


Hey, I just raped you, and I know this is crazy, so here's my Bible, so repent you hussy!
 
2013-02-12 12:51:35 PM  
I was thinking more along the lines of Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and...Dodge.
 
2013-02-12 12:52:18 PM  

the man with the screaming brain: Carly Rae Jepsen is giving the SOTU address?


Carly Rae Jepsen singing "I'm Just a Bill".

// a song old enough to be her father
 
2013-02-12 12:52:50 PM  
"Republicans will be looking for an overture they felt was missing from the inauguration."


Oh come ON. Based on what we've seen for four years now, they're planning on blocking every one of Obama's initiatives and nominees for the next four years, no matter what Obama says tonight. The only difference an 'overture' is going to make is whether or not the Republicans whine about the lack thereof for the next news cycle or two.

The Republicans get an invitation to work together with the President and Democrats to solve the nation's problems. That's the only overture they deserve.
 
2013-02-12 12:53:13 PM  
DRINK!

...oh wait it hasn't started yet.
 
2013-02-12 12:53:35 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I was thinking more along the lines of Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and...Dodge.


I'll remember that for next time
 
2013-02-12 12:59:01 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I was thinking more along the lines of Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and...Dodge.


If you can dodge a wrench, you can defeat Obamacare!
 
2013-02-12 01:00:42 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I was thinking more along the lines of Dodge, Duck Shuck, Dip, Dive Jive, and...Dodge.


FTFY

/Palin'd
 
2013-02-12 01:04:44 PM  
Lazies, Crazies, Ladies, Babies, and Maybes

Obama's going to be performing Carly Rae Jepsen?
 
2013-02-12 01:11:58 PM  
"So he has to find a way to do both: Make a robust case for limiting guns, overhauling immigration and protecting entitlement programs but without alienating the party that controls the House and the ability to filibuster in the Senate."

I haven't heard anything about the Democrats considering changing the filibuster rules in the Senate for a couple weeks, so I'm guessing Reid chickened out as usual?
 
2013-02-12 01:12:27 PM  

somedude210: So....jobs, tea party, violence against women, gun control and....


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-12 01:13:27 PM  
How about Republicans acting in a way toward the President that would've gotten them branded traitors by their own party eight years ago?
 
2013-02-12 01:16:19 PM  
Am I the only one that read the headline in Stefon's voice? This place has everything! Lazies, Crazies...
 
2013-02-12 01:17:52 PM  
At least we won't be able to smell Ted Nugent.

i48.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 01:20:15 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: At least we won't be able to smell Ted Nugent.

[i48.photobucket.com image 248x496]


...I was a walking talking hunk of human shiat..."


Hey.  Ted.  You still are.
 
2013-02-12 01:20:58 PM  
I knew Politico was a conservative site, and one that I visit from time to time, but when did they become shrills?  In what planet is Marco Rubio's rise "comparable" to Obama's?  Obama had wide, bi-partisan appeal and support when he hit the national spotlight.  Yes, a lot of it was hype, but it was unlike anything we'd ever seen.

Rubio can't even consolidate the Latino vote.  There is simply no comparison.
 
2013-02-12 01:26:13 PM  

DonQuixote314159: "So he has to find a way to do both: Make a robust case for limiting guns, overhauling immigration and protecting entitlement programs but without alienating the party that controls the House and the ability to filibuster in the Senate."

I haven't heard anything about the Democrats considering changing the filibuster rules in the Senate for a couple weeks, so I'm guessing Reid chickened out as usual?


There was a compromise reform, but not the sweeping changes or nuclear option many on the left were hoping for. The best that can be said about it is that Democrats think it didn't go far enough and Republicans think it went too far, so it probably does represent an honest-to-god compromise.
 
2013-02-12 01:31:57 PM  

rufus-t-firefly: At least we won't be able to smell Ted Nugent.

[i48.photobucket.com image 248x496]


A real class act, he is.
 
2013-02-12 01:35:59 PM  
Looking forward to Ted Nugent being arrested or killed by Secret Service agents.
 
2013-02-12 01:36:03 PM  
Illegals
 
2013-02-12 01:38:37 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Looking forward to Ted Nugent being arrested or killed by Secret Service agents.


Would it be in poor taste if half the room stood and cheered if Ted took the business end of a Kennedy Head Shot?
 
2013-02-12 01:56:11 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: Looking forward to Ted Nugent being arrested or killed by Secret Service agents.


Snipers! Snipers!
 
2013-02-12 01:57:58 PM  

jim32rr: Illegals


You mean like Americans who don't pay their taxes?
 
2013-02-12 02:03:07 PM  

Corvus: jim32rr: Illegals

You mean like Americans who don't pay their taxes?


Also poors and urbans.
 
IP
2013-02-12 02:03:47 PM  

coeyagi: Sock Ruh Tease: Looking forward to Ted Nugent being arrested or killed by Secret Service agents.

Would it be in poor taste if half the room stood and cheered if Ted took the business end of a Kennedy Head Shot?



I laughed way to hard at this.


/aisle seat
 
2013-02-12 02:10:07 PM  

Corvus: Sock Ruh Tease: Looking forward to Ted Nugent being arrested or killed by Secret Service agents.

Snipers! Snipers!


A friend of mine once had the chance to attend a Presidential event.  He was running late (as usual) and started running to the building to get there on time.

He slowed to a walk the moment he realized there were half a dozen snipers pointing their rifles at him from various rooftops.
 
2013-02-12 02:10:16 PM  
Tumblers! Grumblers! Bumblers! Fumblers!

After I am elected President, I'm going to issue an Executive Order mandating that any member of Congress attending the SOTU has to form a kick line and dance to "One" from A Chorus Line at the end of my speech.
 
2013-02-12 02:10:32 PM  
Thanks a lot Fartbongo

capitalogix.typepad.com
We can no longer afford to buy guns, subsidize big oil, subsidize agri-corp, maintain a global military empire or wage war.
I sure hope you're satisfied.
 
2013-02-12 02:12:33 PM  

born_yesterday: dahmers love zombie: I was thinking more along the lines of Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, and...Dodge.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can defeat Obamacare!


Is defeating Obamacare really necessary?
 
2013-02-12 02:16:28 PM  
My predictions:
Nugent will embarrass not only himself but the Republican party and nation as well.
Obama will ban guns.
Obama will decry AMC as racists for constantly killing off black characters in the Walking Dead.
Obama will announce that the May restart for Venture Brothers will be pushed back to protect a secret Sphinx operation in Nebraska, in the process accidentally blowing the cover of Shore Leave and Gary.
 
2013-02-12 02:23:36 PM  
More like Hades... amirite?
 
2013-02-12 02:59:29 PM  
I think it's time to go back to a handwritten letter mailed to Congress.
 
2013-02-12 03:09:03 PM  

ABQGOD: I think it's time to go back to a handwritten letter mailed to Congress.


"We good.

-Barry"
 
2013-02-12 03:14:52 PM  
So is this the thread where we discuss the rules for the drinking game? Because if not, it should be.

Dahnkster: Thanks a lot Fartbongo
[capitalogix.typepad.com image 552x344]
We can no longer afford to buy guns, subsidize big oil, subsidize agri-corp, maintain a global military empire or wage war.
I sure hope you're satisfied.


UTARGGHH should be the state's real name.
 
2013-02-12 03:23:38 PM  
I don't know about anything else but every time they show Nugent in the crowd he better have a Secret Service laser site showing squarely in the middle of his forehead.
 
2013-02-12 03:33:57 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Nugent will embarrass not only himself but the Republican party and nation as well.


I can tell you're joking. Neither Nugent nor the GOP are capable of shame.
 
2013-02-12 03:49:21 PM  

EyeballKid: Satanic_Hamster: Nugent will embarrass not only himself but the Republican party and nation as well.

I can tell you're joking. Neither Nugent nor the GOP are capable of shame.


Yeah last time the Republicans did that during Obama's healthcare speech they used it to raise millions of dollars.
 
2013-02-12 04:28:48 PM  
i48.photobucket.com

So . . . nothing's really changed?
 
2013-02-12 04:47:57 PM  
I won't be watching - have never seen one, and I'm an old sonofabiatch (I have voted in every election since '64, though) so would one of you Farkers please do me a solid and keep a count of how many times the camera shows Nugent?

Thanking you in advance,
The Bird
 
2013-02-13 08:38:07 AM  

The Bird: I won't be watching - have never seen one, and I'm an old sonofabiatch (I have voted in every election since '64, though) so would one of you Farkers please do me a solid and keep a count of how many times the camera shows Nugent?

Thanking you in advance,
The Bird


No but I can tell you that Rubio used the word "Government" between 50 and 75 times in his response.  And that the response was prepared over the course of months, and not really in response to anything the president particularly outlined in the SotU.

Which I wasn't able to watch, but have read.  Unfortunately for you, transcripts don't usually include camera notations.

"My fellow Americans, ::Camera 4; 3/4 zoom, 37 degrees left:: we've been through a lot together in just these short 4 years.  :Camera 2; audience pan, 40 degree sweep left to right.  focus on Nugent::"
 
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