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(WTKR)   Wife desperately searching for her dentures, which disappeared after she left them in the glove box of a friend's car and he wrecked it in an accident. Hubby really needs to have a talk with the 'friend'   (wtkr.com) divider line 37
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2013-02-12 09:31:29 AM  
"I have panic attacks real bad, so to stop the panic attacks I would pull my own teeth to cause pain," Roesle says. "I would inflict pain on myself to stop the panic."

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2013-02-12 09:34:58 AM  
Is the husband's name Shadow?
 
2013-02-12 09:35:11 AM  
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2013-02-12 11:46:00 AM  
Now that's a story the media can sink their teeth into . . .
 
2013-02-12 11:47:22 AM  
will the friend end up thinner?
 
2013-02-12 11:47:27 AM  

OregonVet: [ist1-1.filesor.com image 500x509]


I did not know that Popeye was a real person.
 
2013-02-12 11:49:25 AM  

OregonVet: [ist1-1.filesor.com image 500x509]


Hey, BTW.....Oregon the state, or the city?
 
2013-02-12 11:50:55 AM  
Is the friend in gradual school?
 
2013-02-12 11:50:56 AM  

OregonVet: [ist1-1.filesor.com image 500x509]


Yes, but *SOME* teeth mean a sure cut.
 
2013-02-12 11:53:50 AM  
The oral sex trifecta is in play.
 
2013-02-12 11:54:46 AM  
And the radio played that famous ZZ Top song with the lines "Gimme All Your Gummin  / All your hugs and kisses too"
 
2013-02-12 11:56:39 AM  
I am shiveringly reminded of that scene in The World According to Garp and can, therefor, appreciate this woman's foresight.
 
2013-02-12 12:01:58 PM  
They must not have been that important to her if she will leave them in somebody else's glovebox.
 
2013-02-12 12:02:37 PM  
It makes me sad that we still have undentured servitude in this day and age.
 
2013-02-12 12:14:45 PM  

JackieRabbit: I am shiveringly reminded of that scene in The World According to Garp and can, therefor, appreciate this woman's foresight.


came for this, leaving happy.....
 
2013-02-12 12:23:41 PM  
Car was totalled when she gave the friend tooth-free head while he was driving. He had to leave the scene because he has outstanding warrants. She told them she was driving. Cops know something is fishy because she can't produce registration and she doesn't know her friend's last name, so they tell her they're towing the car and her friend can come and get it. Female cop who she cursed out refuses to allow her back into the vehicle to get the dentures.


/What I think happened
 
2013-02-12 12:30:03 PM  
'Hubby' sounds like something a 12-year-old would call somebody.  He's your husband.  Treat him like a grownup, please.
 
2013-02-12 12:34:58 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Car was totalled when she gave the friend tooth-free head while he was driving. He had to leave the scene because he has outstanding warrants. She told them she was driving. Cops know something is fishy because she can't produce registration and she doesn't know her friend's last name, so they tell her they're towing the car and her friend can come and get it. Female cop who she cursed out refuses to allow her back into the vehicle to get the dentures.


/What I think happened


I'll go with that.
 
2013-02-12 12:39:50 PM  
"If there's anybody out there who might have somehow and in some strange possibility come across them, it would be awesome if you could possibly let us know," Mike says.

why does that quote make chuckle?
 
2013-02-12 12:40:53 PM  

Madaynun: "If there's anybody out there who might have somehow and in some strange possibility come across them, it would be awesome if you could possibly let us know," Mike says.

why does that quote make chuckle?


That's why.
 
2013-02-12 12:44:42 PM  
Is she 4' tall?
Does she have a flat head?

Uh, just wondering if there really is a perfect babe.
 
2013-02-12 12:45:07 PM  
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No teeth...Blowjobs outside of marriage...No teeth....
 
2013-02-12 12:45:15 PM  

Head_Shot: Oregon the state, or the city?


City. you from around there those parts?
 
2013-02-12 01:04:19 PM  

OregonVet: Head_Shot: Oregon the state, or the city?

City. you from around there those parts?


If it's WI, we're probably neighbors. Aaaaand I take my cats to the Oregon Vet. Hmmm.

Although "Vet" may have different connotations in your handle.
 
2013-02-12 01:08:34 PM  

brap: It makes me sad that we still have undentured servitude in this day and age.


This is why we have Black History Mouth Month... ahem

/I'll be in the back of the bus
 
2013-02-12 01:26:18 PM  
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2013-02-12 01:28:48 PM  
It is twofer tuesday here at 1469 am and that was ZZ Tops "Gimme All Your Gumming". Next up "Pearl Necklace"
 
2013-02-12 01:37:50 PM  
Due to genetic predisposition I also had dentures at an early age so I'm really getting a kick in the teeth...
 
2013-02-12 03:05:29 PM  
great now a want a blow job from a toothless married woman
 
2013-02-12 03:11:31 PM  
What, did she drink 10 liters of Coke a day?
 
2013-02-12 05:06:41 PM  
Looking for her dentures, eh? And whatever comes her way...
 
2013-02-12 05:30:37 PM  
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I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick...
 
2013-02-12 05:40:23 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Is the husband's name Shadow?


My first thought as well. Thread needs more Gaiman.

Apparently they're developing a miniseries out of that book, I think it might've even been for HBO.
 
2013-02-12 09:35:47 PM  

numbone: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 224x224]


Love that album.  Gum sucking goodness..
 
2013-02-12 09:57:34 PM  
The husband actually explains how it happened in the comments at the link.
 
2013-02-13 12:22:14 AM  
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2013-02-13 09:54:18 AM  

OregonVet: Head_Shot: Oregon the state, or the city?

City. you from around there those parts?


OH or WI? I'm WI...It'd be nice to know that there's a farker in my area. I've never attended the local fark gatherings....yet.
 
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