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(Bangor Daily News)   No-legged boy doesn't want any birthday presents this year. Instead, he ask that you donate to the animal shelter that provided him with his three-legged dog   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 29
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2013-02-12 09:36:09 AM  
Dusty in here for some reason.
 
2013-02-12 09:43:48 AM  
Thanks, I needed something to make me feel like an even bigger selfish asshole.
 
2013-02-12 10:58:17 AM  
They named the boy Stubby?

That's just cruel, cruel I sa...

Oh wait.  No.  Never mind.
 
2013-02-12 11:15:27 AM  
I can do it on my own
 
2013-02-12 11:16:44 AM  
I think I got something in my eye

/world needs more kids like him
 
2013-02-12 11:18:07 AM  
was there a card when they gave him a three-legged dog?

when he opened it, did it just say, "jealous?"
 
2013-02-12 11:19:16 AM  
Now this is a cause we can stand for!
 
2013-02-12 11:19:37 AM  
What an upstanding young lad!
 
2013-02-12 11:22:17 AM  
Okay, cool. I'll just click this link and see if I can dona-

i45.tinypic.com
Okay, yeah, no facebook. That's okay, I'll just find the shelter's home pa-


i45.tinypic.com

... well, F7U12

In other news, WTF don't nonprofits just get a friggin Google Site and a Paypal link? Why? Is it really that hard? Do they hate money? WTF?

I had the same kind of issues trying to donate to a small town food shelf. (Any. The only requirement was that it service my grandparents' community.) I gave up.

The greatest enemy of the poor and disadvantaged are the people who want to help them.
 
2013-02-12 11:29:34 AM  
Really, he wants nothing for himself? I mean, I could see not asking for a personal servant to ride around on, or Bionic legs. But nothing? Not even a peg? Or some kind of wheeled cart?
 
2013-02-12 11:30:48 AM  
I bet thats the best that dogs felt about his life since... well... ever
 
2013-02-12 11:33:04 AM  
Sappy tag seen sobbing in the corner of the webserver.
 
2013-02-12 11:35:16 AM  
Lucky kid. He'll never drop $650 on a pair of Shell Cordovan loafers and get caught in the rain like I did.
 
2013-02-12 11:44:56 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-12 12:12:21 PM  
That's a great story.  Fark the dust.
 
2013-02-12 12:33:27 PM  
If I was that kid I would ask for legs.

"What you want for Christmas, Owen?"
"I want legs, goddammit!"

"What you want for your birthday, Owen?"
"I want legs, goddammit!"
"
What you want for your MLK day, Owen?"
"I want legs, goddammit!"

 etc.
 
2013-02-12 12:56:02 PM  
Then there's the story from the old west about the three legged dog who walks into a saloon...
 
2013-02-12 01:01:37 PM  
What this all reminds me of.

Yes, you will go to hell for laughing at this.

/Well, it reminded me of Lil Bruddah too, but that base has been covered
 
2013-02-12 01:02:28 PM  

miss diminutive: Dusty in here for some reason.


www.accelerator3359.com


Cold_Sassy: That's a great story.  Fark the dust.


i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-12 01:10:59 PM  
Mat?
 
2013-02-12 01:11:54 PM  
Up against the wall.  Art?
 
2013-02-12 01:19:32 PM  
"They're like any other boy and dog. They love each other," said Sherman. "He even has a song called 'Eli is a good dog.' He sings it to him all the time.

Just take my heart and stomp on it why don't you?
 
2013-02-12 02:02:32 PM  
Stubby?  Seriously?
 
2013-02-12 02:10:33 PM  

dv-ous: Okay, cool. I'll just click this link and see if I can dona-


Either your admins suck or your HR department is insane.
 
2013-02-12 02:22:18 PM  

kmark: "They're like any other boy and dog. They love each other," said Sherman. "He even has a song called 'Eli is a good dog.' He sings it to him all the time.

Just take my heart and stomp on it why don't you?


That touched me too.   Really.

Because I have a song I sometimes sing to my dog, but it contains the words "Stinkin' Bricky" so I guess it not quite the same ;)

/true storybro.
 
2013-02-12 04:16:17 PM  
"What has two heads, three legs, and poops a lot?"
 
2013-02-12 08:08:38 PM  
I want to send that kid $200 and tell him to split it between himself and the shelter. Selflessness is a tough behavior to reward.
 
2013-02-13 01:30:07 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-13 08:28:12 AM  
The kid has no legs? How does he smell?
Aweful.
 
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