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(BBC)   British man beats off 4 attackers without letting go of his fish and chips   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Cambridgeshire Police, martial arts  
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4832 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Feb 2013 at 10:42 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-12 11:11:42 AM  
2 votes:
Total bullshiate. The girlfriend stabbed him.
hej [TotalFark]
2013-02-12 10:46:45 AM  
1 vote:
Huzzah for handjob jokes.
2013-02-12 10:45:45 AM  
1 vote:
The UK. They ban guns, they ban knives, then you get attacked by people with screwdrivers. Next they'll be banning screwdrivers.
2013-02-12 02:07:49 AM  
1 vote:
What a nice guy, beating off his attackers. Did they all take naps afterward?
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