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(Mother Nature Network)   Today's First World dilemma: Are doggie treadmills a good investment?   (mnn.com) divider line 12
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1894 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Feb 2013 at 2:39 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-12 02:41:52 PM
9 votes:
In a month or two your dog will just be throwing his clothes on it.
2013-02-12 03:13:46 PM
3 votes:
i309.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 03:36:02 PM
2 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-02-12 02:41:19 PM
2 votes:
JANE! Stop this crazy thing!
2013-02-12 04:02:40 PM
1 votes:
If I put my dogs on one of these, they'd sit down and look plaintively at me while sliding slowly to the end of the treadmill before falling off. Then they'd get slowly up and slink off like they'd done something bad, crawl into bed and go to sleep.
2013-02-12 04:01:30 PM
1 votes:
I lost 70 pounds a few years ago primarily using an elliptical trainer.  I gave the trainer away, because the crushing guilt from my two black lab puppies if I DARE put on white socks and exercise shorts and then OHMYGODHEISNOTTAKINGUSFORAWALK has made the elliptical trainer useless to me.  Those little heart breaking whining bastards are the best motivational trainers I've ever met.
2013-02-12 03:58:40 PM
1 votes:
My horrible little dog has chronic diarrhea.She squats and runs, laying down a thirty foot long stripe like a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.Indoors , outdoors,in my bed, in my car,where ever the mood strikes.(She's got cancer and can't really help it.)

Treadmill? Gross.
2013-02-12 03:32:24 PM
1 votes:
i309.photobucket.com
2013-02-12 03:01:22 PM
1 votes:

Jument: No. Get the fark outside, you lazy sumbiatch.


I know some folks who simply attach the leash to the front doorknob and let their dogs shiat right there next to the stoop.

/bet they don't get Jehovah's
2013-02-12 03:00:58 PM
1 votes:
Your dog will get bored.  Make sure to also get doggie free weights and some jazzercize classes.
2013-02-12 02:41:30 PM
1 votes:
Clark Griswold found a cheaper solution years ago.
Run biatch,run.
2013-02-12 01:55:58 PM
1 votes:
Only for the laziest of owners.


/take your damn mutt outside and walk him fatass
//he'll enjoy it a lot more than the treadmill
 
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