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(CBS News)   Mysterious coronavirus infects England. Symptoms include kidney failure, respiratory distress, feeling of sand between your toes, auditory and visual hallucinations   (cbsnews.com) divider line 16
    More: Scary, SARS, England, shortness of breath, respiratory diseases, Britain's Health Protection Agency  
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2013-02-12 09:24:16 AM
And a slight taste of lime in your mouth...
 
2013-02-12 09:25:44 AM
There is a reason they put limes in those beers
 
2013-02-12 09:28:41 AM
Rookie mistake, letting your severity and lethality out-strip your infectivity.
 
2013-02-12 09:29:19 AM
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
 
2013-02-12 09:31:50 AM
Finally something positive happening to the Middle East.

I'm looking forward to racing around New York CIty in my camaro shooting deer with an AR after the population of the planet evaporates.

Never mind, I hate New York.....
 
2013-02-12 09:38:47 AM
This is gonna be great!
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2013-02-12 09:39:09 AM
The coronavirus? That's just one of the common cold viruses. Nothing scary about it until you specify it's the SARS type.
 
2013-02-12 09:39:53 AM
Everybody panic!

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2013-02-12 09:43:26 AM
Given that, according to the media, everybody I have ever known will by now have died in the swine 'flu pandemic, SARS outbreak, or contracted Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, it's hard to know what possible effect this could have.

/if it bleeds, it leads
//also if it coughs up sputum, apparently
 
2013-02-12 09:48:38 AM
which killed 800 people during a 2003 global epidemic

800 Deaths is a global epidemic? Don't tens of thousands dies in the US alone from the flu every year?
 
2013-02-12 09:58:38 AM

abhorrent1: 800 Deaths is a global epidemic? Don't tens of thousands dies in the US alone from the flu every year?


Yes, 36k on average. 800 deaths is roughly the same as the number who die falling out of bed or getting their testicles stuck in a slatted chair per annum in the US.
 
2013-02-12 10:09:25 AM
Other symptoms may include: staring at the sky, staring at the sand, killing an arab
 
2013-02-12 10:20:23 AM

FarkinNortherner: roughly the same as the number who die... getting their testicles stuck in a slatted chair


Wait, you can DIE from this?

/I'm so very scared
 
2013-02-12 10:26:53 AM

Uisce Beatha: FarkinNortherner: roughly the same as the number who die... getting their testicles stuck in a slatted chair

Wait, you can DIE from this?

/I'm so very scared


Die from laughter...
http://www.fark.com/comments/2018473/Im-stuck-to-my-chair-Im-so-very -s cared-Help-Details-In-thread
 
2013-02-12 10:29:37 AM

eyeq360: Die from laughter...


You know why I put "I'm so very scared" is the slashies, right...?
 
2013-02-12 03:57:53 PM
I don't like sand.  It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
 
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