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(Boulder Daily Camera)   It never looks good when the cops see you driving your car on the sidewalk with two flat tires   (dailycamera.com) divider line 19
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2013-02-12 10:10:10 AM
What a cutie.  Dammnnnn, those eyes say, "CRAZY"!
 
2013-02-12 10:10:20 AM
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk.
 
2013-02-12 10:12:30 AM
If only those tires had had a gun for self-defense
 
2013-02-12 10:13:40 AM
Greer has two prior DUI cases in Boulder in 2009 and 2010 in which she accepted plea deals.

STEEEEEE RIIIIIIIIIKE THU-REEEEEEEEEEE!

Any prosecuter who offers this idiot another plea deal should be recalled immedialtely.
 
2013-02-12 10:14:09 AM
This van is like...ROLLING probable cause.
 
2013-02-12 10:16:02 AM

J.Shelby: What a cutie.  Dammnnnn, those eyes say, "CRAZY"!


Those eyes say two different things..
 
2013-02-12 10:18:12 AM
Evolutionary biology major?  I thought those who believed in evloutionary theory were supposed to be smart?
 
2013-02-12 10:30:50 AM
Can you come up with a better way to keep a car with two flat tires going in a straight line when you're wasted?
 
2013-02-12 10:33:33 AM
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Gorgeous, but two flats.
 
2013-02-12 10:39:59 AM
I bet she's fun to party with.
 
2013-02-12 10:49:30 AM
extras.mnginteractive.com

Crosseyed and Painless

 
2013-02-12 10:53:59 AM
You've picked a fine time to leave me, wheel!
 
2013-02-12 10:56:25 AM
An evolutionary biology major, Greer has two prior DUI cases in Boulder in 2009 and 2010 in which she accepted plea deals.

Lady? Word of advice. YOU WILL NOT GET BETTER AT IT OVER TIME. Maybe stop drinking.
 
2013-02-12 11:12:20 AM

Dirtybird971: An evolutionary biology major, Greer has two prior DUI cases in Boulder in 2009 and 2010 in which she accepted plea deals.

Lady? Word of advice. YOU WILL NOT GET BETTER AT IT OVER TIME. Maybe stop drinking.


Or do what I did: stop driving.
 
2013-02-12 11:21:31 AM
Pair-o-Dice:

I bet she's fun to party with.

There are too damn many people named Jennifer Greer on Facbook to sort through; none listed in Boulder.

However, I found her here: she also works in Food Service and her middle name is Nicole. Google is a stalker's friend.

I wonder how she looks in a bikini and electronic bracelet?
 
2013-02-12 12:02:19 PM
The One True TheDavid:
However, I found her here: she also works in Food Service and her middle name is Nicole. Google is a stalker's friend.

I wonder how she looks in a bikini and electronic bracelet?


My question is why you felt the need to know more about this woman.
 
2013-02-12 12:19:48 PM

Error1355

The One True TheDavid:
However, I found her here: she also works in Food Service and her middle name is Nicole. Google is a stalker's friend.

I wonder how she looks in a bikini and electronic bracelet?

My question is why you felt the need to know more about this woman.


and why they put her phone number out there.
 
2013-02-12 12:23:09 PM
Someone's been playing a little too much GTA...

Grove Street 4 Life!
 
2013-02-12 12:33:14 PM

Error1355: The One True TheDavid:

However, I found her here: she also works in Food Service and her middle name is Nicole. Google is a stalker's friend.

I wonder how she looks in a bikini and electronic bracelet?

My question is why you felt the need to know more about this woman.


Welcome to Fark, where damn near every female arrestee in a linked-to article gets Googled and the results posted in comment threads. Lots of men too, especially if their mug shots are hideous or silly or their alleged offenses especially egregious. And hilarity ensues if they post photos of shirtless 9 year olds.

New around here, aintcha.
 
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