sendtodave: The accumulated calories of all their cake and creme filling will collect about their waists, and all the junk food junkies and the fatties will look up and shout "Save us!"And I'll look down and whisper: "No."
kroonermanblack: That's sort of amusing, but really just trying too hard.
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