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(Instructables)   How to throw a pig roast. "Once the pig is all sewn up, the final step, which is totally optional, and probably not healthy for the future of our world, is to have a small child tenderize the meat with a baseball bat"   (instructables.com) divider line 7
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2013-02-12 04:55:42 PM
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LITTLE ROASTED PIGGY! LITTLE ROASTED PIGGY! LITTLE ROASTED PIGGY AND A BASEBALL BAT!
2013-02-12 12:19:54 PM
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We used to celebrate my birthday with a suckling pinata.   I remember the unbridled joy we all experienced as the pig finally burst open we all raced to collect the fresh chitterlings.
2013-02-12 11:34:28 AM
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Pig roasts are great ways of seeing if you're a committed omnivore. Peeling back the skin to get at the meat, when it's at that stage where it smells of food but also of unprocessed death, holding the head up and saying "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy"... 

I'm a meat eater. And if society crumbled, I would still be so.
2013-02-12 11:27:23 AM
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Why, that's simply ridiculous.  Everybody knows it's peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.
2013-02-12 11:05:57 AM
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That sounds like the perfect father-son bonding experience. Right along with killing your first hobo.
2013-02-12 10:42:53 AM
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Diogenes: While I prefer to sew up a tenderized small child inside.


Meh.  You can never get out all the little bones.
2013-02-12 10:32:40 AM
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While I prefer to sew up a tenderized small child inside.
 
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