Diogenes: While I prefer to sew up a tenderized small child inside.
Jackpot777: Pig roasts are great ways of seeing if you're a committed omnivore. Peeling back the skin to get at the meat, when it's at that stage where it smells of food but also of unprocessed death, holding the head up and saying "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy"... I'm a meat eater. And if society crumbled, I would still be so.
Antimatter: Not much a fan of pig skin myself, but the girlfriend loves it.
soporific: It should also be pointed out that you don't win friends with salad./you really don't
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Step 7: Where does one buy a pig?I usually find them in the breakroom.[i50.tinypic.com image 640x400]
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