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(Instructables)   How to throw a pig roast. "Once the pig is all sewn up, the final step, which is totally optional, and probably not healthy for the future of our world, is to have a small child tenderize the meat with a baseball bat"   (instructables.com) divider line 20
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2013-02-12 10:32:40 AM  
While I prefer to sew up a tenderized small child inside.
 
2013-02-12 10:42:53 AM  

Diogenes: While I prefer to sew up a tenderized small child inside.


Meh.  You can never get out all the little bones.
 
2013-02-12 10:49:40 AM  
Man, something seriously depressing has happened to Google Image Search these days.  That term used to be perfect for freaking people right the fark out.  "I'm thinking about roasting a pig this weekend.  Could you Google some images of 'pig roast' so I can see what people do?  Thanks!"  Now it just shows...people roasting pigs.  What is the internet coming to these days?
 
2013-02-12 11:05:57 AM  
That sounds like the perfect father-son bonding experience. Right along with killing your first hobo.
 
2013-02-12 11:13:08 AM  
Hey...an Instructables tag. Well, it's about damn time. That's a great site.
 
2013-02-12 11:27:23 AM  
Why, that's simply ridiculous.  Everybody knows it's peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.
 
2013-02-12 11:32:14 AM  
Step 7: Where does one buy a pig?

I usually find them in the breakroom.

i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-12 11:34:28 AM  
Pig roasts are great ways of seeing if you're a committed omnivore. Peeling back the skin to get at the meat, when it's at that stage where it smells of food but also of unprocessed death, holding the head up and saying "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy"... 

I'm a meat eater. And if society crumbled, I would still be so.
 
2013-02-12 11:54:36 AM  
At the wedding reception for a friend's daughter they served whole roasted pig - Gawd it was wonderful.
 
2013-02-12 12:07:00 PM  

Jackpot777: Pig roasts are great ways of seeing if you're a committed omnivore. Peeling back the skin to get at the meat, when it's at that stage where it smells of food but also of unprocessed death, holding the head up and saying "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy"... 

I'm a meat eater. And if society crumbled, I would still be so.


They have the whole roast pig thing at a local chinese BBQ.  Hangs right there in the window for all to see.

Good eating though, if you can stand to see a whole carcass like that.  Not much a fan of pig skin myself, but the girlfriend loves it.
 
2013-02-12 12:17:03 PM  

Antimatter: Not much a fan of pig skin myself, but the girlfriend loves it.


Go on...
 
2013-02-12 12:19:54 PM  
We used to celebrate my birthday with a suckling pinata.   I remember the unbridled joy we all experienced as the pig finally burst open we all raced to collect the fresh chitterlings.
 
2013-02-12 12:51:47 PM  
Delicious!
 
2013-02-12 12:55:16 PM  

Jackpot777: Pig roasts are great ways of seeing if you're a committed omnivore. Peeling back the skin to get at the meat, when it's at that stage where it smells of food but also of unprocessed death, holding the head up and saying "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy"... 

I'm a meat eater. And if society crumbled, I would still be so.


I grew up on a hog farm.  I could tell you stories that would make your mamas milk curdle.

But damn if they aren't tasty!
 
2013-02-12 01:20:02 PM  
The redneck side of my family and my fiancee's Filipino family will do much bonding over roasted pig. I can't wait.
 
2013-02-12 03:35:09 PM  

Jackpot777: Pig roasts are great ways of seeing if you're a committed omnivore. Peeling back the skin to get at the meat, when it's at that stage where it smells of food but also of unprocessed death, holding the head up and saying "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy"... 

I'm a meat eater. And if society crumbled, I would still be so.


after chewing the meat off the skull you must then place the head on a pike at the entrance to the party surrounded by flaming tiki torches.
 
2013-02-12 03:46:39 PM  
It should also be pointed out that you don't win friends with salad.

/you really don't
 
2013-02-12 04:55:42 PM  
LITTLE ROASTED PIGGY! LITTLE ROASTED PIGGY! LITTLE ROASTED PIGGY AND A BASEBALL BAT!
 
2013-02-12 08:28:24 PM  

soporific: It should also be pointed out that you don't win friends with salad.

/you really don't


and this is how we should choose our leaders. soporific has just demonstrated great insight, understanding and simple good sense. this should be rewarded. this should be cherished. these are the lessons we should pass on to our children and make mention of in song. +1 for you my friend. and thank you for reminding me there are still good and intelligent people in the world.
 
2013-02-12 08:30:22 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Step 7: Where does one buy a pig?

I usually find them in the breakroom.

[i50.tinypic.com image 640x400]


What is this "buy" you speak of?

www.bowhunting.com

www.fireandreamitchell.com
(just in case, they grow 'em big in Texas)
 
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